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Sometimes words don’t come out from our mouths as we intended them to sound. We may stutter or just struggle to say a phrase correctly to the point that nobody can understand what we are trying to say. Such brain farts are often compared to strokes in internet slang. 

Actually, there is a whole subreddit dedicated to such language mishaps that are recorded in written text and it is called ihadastroke. Its description says “typos so bad you would thnk ye havin an stroke” and Bored Panda collected the best posts in the subreddit that reflect the description the most accurately. 

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Is This A Group Satire Group Real?

Is This A Group Satire Group Real?

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The subreddit was created not that long ago in comparison to other bigger ones out there–in 2018. It now has 878k members that are called ‘storks’ and at any given moment there are a few hundred people who have “Lsot therir Spine”, i.e. who are reading the subreddit.

In the rules and guidelines you can find what inspired the creation of the subreddit and it is this video of a boy struggling to form a sentence to transmit the idea he had in his mind. It is also said that “this sub is to post images of text where a person stopped making sense in the conversation.”

The subreddit is not meant to make fun of real strokes in any way. It is explained that “In the context of this sub, 'stroke' is meant to be a play on words as someone has failed with their keystrokes.” The creators are serious about this and anything that has to do other than with language mistakes is removed. 

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The moderators also try to sift through all the posts and make sure they are not fake and not done purposefully to just post to the subreddit so the photos that are posted would be even more hilarious knowing they are not staged.

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Took Me A Second

Took Me A Second

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Thorfin Wolfsbane
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My favorite was Donaphael, with Raphelangelo being a close second. NEETLE TEETLES!

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My Fav T-Shirt!

My Fav T-Shirt!

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Ihadastroke became popular very quickly. After a year, it had 200k members already, and a year later, that number grew to 600k. Now it sits with almost 900k storks, so one million is not that far off. 

If you think about it for too long, it will puzzle you more and more why conversations that don’t make sense make people laugh so much and make them join the community. But it’s truly because messing up simple things evokes genuine amusement so such a unique subreddit was bound to be noticed quickly.

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Just Incase You Were Curious How Granny Smith Apples Got Their Name.

Just Incase You Were Curious How Granny Smith Apples Got Their Name.

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Even though people on the internet often compare these typos or sentences that just don't make sense to a stroke just to joke around, it actually happens. Doctors say that it is an early sign of a stroke and it is often called ‘dystexia.’

Language impairment in general can be a sign of a stroke, but now it can be seen not only in speech, but in text too as the part of the brain responsible for language doesn’t get enough blood. That is why talking or writing gibberish is associated with a stroke.

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Its The Chrismas Month So Lets Recap To Our Favorite Vine

Its The Chrismas Month So Lets Recap To Our Favorite Vine

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#14

Hm... Good Advice

Hm... Good Advice

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Scagsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's at times like this that the phrase 'A picture speaks a thousand words' really comes into its own.

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What do you think of this list? Do you find these kinds of conversations or texts and signs funny? Share your reactions in the comments and upvote the submissions that made you laugh the most. Also, if you have any relevant photos to share, we would love to see them! 

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Jesus

Jesus

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Unnamed Hooman
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Normal people: Honk if u love Jesus, Jesus saves, Honk if u love Jesus. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. Me: Honk Jesus Honk, If u saves if u, love love, Jesus Jesus, Jesus Jesus, Jesus.

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Kona Pake
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They’re going to need Jesus if they keep driving around with all that stuff on the windows.

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malenchki
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry I'll just decipher this real quick it says honk if you love jesus on both sides then it says a bunch of jesuses... I'm gonna take a guess and say they like jesus

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Suz66
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But when he cuts me off, I might just say Jesus...just kidding that's a lot of Jesus'

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ShriSha Kamboj
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it says 'honk if u love jesus, jesus saves, honk if u love jesus'........d fact that i understood what is written troubles me///

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Julia Atkinson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I now have a mental image of Jesus impersonating a goose, and for that I thank you

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Goth mouse (they/them)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read it as “HONK JESUS HONK IF U SAVES IF U LOVE LOVE JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS” 🤣🤣🤣

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Hugh Walter
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK, it's gotta' be done - Honk Jesus Honk If You Saves If You Love Jesus Is The Answer Loves Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Is the Answer!

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Panda Mona
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It also says "Jesus is the answer" ... but in all of it, I forgot the question

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Midge biscuit
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Honk Jesus Honk' sounds like the name of some weird Christian R'n'b song.

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Sam Cook
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a Christian, I can definitely say: Holy Jesus, you need to calm down!

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Kanga9ine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jesus could not figure this out with Google Translate. He's having second thoughts on trying to convince God he should go digital since they are already in the clouds.

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Anke Dieken
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like a song text, I get the vibes... "Honk, Jesus, Honk! If you saves, if you love, love, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus"...

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Ann S.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honk, Jesus, honk if you love, if you love. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. Sounds like a song with a good beat 😂

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Aidan Pite
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was the 3 random JESUS JESUS JESUS stickers on the bottom that did me in XD

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Sue Hazlewood
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Since you cannot see out the rear window you may just need the extra help

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DrBronxx
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hold the door! Hold the door! .... Hold door! .... Hold door! .... Jesus.

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Rebekah
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm crying here. This is hysterical. Honk. Jesus. Honk. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.

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Tiny Dynamine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Name someone who never existed. - Jesus is the answer. - Correct!

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August Martin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of that guy on tiktok who buys free Jesus bumper stickers and cuts them up into new messages when he's bored

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Devil's Advocate
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Jesus!" Is exactly what I would be saying if I drove that car and tried to look in the rear view mirror!

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Brooke Sargent
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honk Jesus Honk If u Saves If u 'Love Love' Jesus Jesus (Jesus Jesus Jesus ....)

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Lord Mysticlaw
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm terrified by the fact that this person can't see out their rear window and possibly is excited about going to heaven... or thinks Jesus will save them from a car crash? Either way.

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Calypso poet
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shonk if you love Jesus. Twerk if you're an atheist.

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Reynard
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is what severe mental illness looks like. Sad.

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Ivana
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Safety hazard. That is a lot of obstruction for a rear window.

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Ashe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It says "honk if u love jesus, jesus saves, honk if you love jesus"

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Red rockin lobster
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

superstar jesus with a pink wig and rollerskates singing " auu, if you saves, if you...love, love, honk, lets honk together"

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Stimpy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you trust Jesus more than an unobstructed view trough your rear mirror...

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Susan Bosse
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honk Jesus Honk omfg I'm dying. And I'd have been honking like crazy behind the van!! #HonkJesusHonk

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#16

Ummmm... Okay???

Ummmm... Okay???

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best turtle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the cops then arrested the person who tweeted this for making people have a stroke when they tried to read it

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#18

Waffles??

Waffles??

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best turtle
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

at first i thought he tried to spell waifu instead we wanted a waffle

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#22

Wanna Roast Maeshmolowa's?

Wanna Roast Maeshmolowa's?

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#24

Preschooler Had A Stromk

Preschooler Had A Stromk

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Shay
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You relied heavily on phonetics, and that in no way made you dumb! My youngest was the same way for a while, and she had a difficult time pronouncing her R's. Some of her writings and spelling quizzes were interesting, to say the least.

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#26

The Person Who Made This Label Had A Stroke From Smoking

The Person Who Made This Label Had A Stroke From Smoking

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#28

Got This Youtube Ad About A Year Ago. I Still Wonder To This Day How This Came To Be

Got This Youtube Ad About A Year Ago. I Still Wonder To This Day How This Came To Be

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#29

What

What

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malenchki
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Soooooo you have a virus that's trying to stop you from warning people about a virus that you have

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#30

I Will Make My Water Drink Whatever I Want It To

I Will Make My Water Drink Whatever I Want It To

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#33

Whaaaaaa...

Whaaaaaa...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Crappy simulation of a migration word cloud from the Australian National University.

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#35

I Had A Stroke Trying To Decipher This Redneck Code

I Had A Stroke Trying To Decipher This Redneck Code

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R Carson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More logical than the rest of the posts-read each line all the way across.

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