ADVERTISEMENT

The romantic notion of owning a white picket fence house and raising several rambunctious rosy-cheeked kids is something that intuitively appeals to me. However, far from everybody has the same dreams that I do — and to each their own.

There are more and more people out there who reject the standard family narrative and firmly believe that not having kids is the way to go. When faced with criticism or disdain, they reply not with anger or excuses but with funny memes. And who here doesn’t like a good meme or two?

Bored Panda has hand-picked the very best memes made by people who don’t want to have kids, all for your entertainment. Whatever side of the (white picket) fence you’re on, regarding the topic of having children, I hope that you’ll enjoy the jokes. So scroll down, upvote your favorite memes, and tell us in the comments which ones made you laugh the loudest. When you’re all done with this article, why not have a glance at Bored Panda’s other hilarious list about people who prefer pets over kids, as well as our post about older people and whether or not they regret not having had kids.

The memes mostly center around the idea that those people whose life choices includes no kids, because they enjoy having more freedom and money. They also poke fun of the fact that society keeps pressuring them to have children who are a huge responsibility to take care of and expensive to raise.

The New York Times determined the reasons why more people are opting out of having more kids. The 2018 survey conducted by Morning Consult shows that the number one reason why people are having fewer children than their ideal number is money. Or rather, a lack of money. 64% of respondents said that childcare is too expensive. 54% also mentioned wanting to spend more time with the kids they already have; 49% were worried about the economy; and 44% can’t afford more children.

ADVERTISEMENT
#7

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

Report

Add photo comments
POST
zori-i-iana avatar
Zori the degu
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my back-up career plans is opening a bakery. 100% would spend a few dozens of dollars to have this sign ordered in a personified, metal, "Nostalgic Art" style version. I would then nail it to the front door. No, even better. I'd have a sign reading: "Dear parents, you are responsible for your children's and your dogs' behaviour, as well as your own. If you disrupt the pleasant quiet atmosphere in any way, you'd be kindly asked to leave. The Staff."

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT

Meanwhile, it’s a fact that birth and fertility rates in the world are plummeting. Our World in Data has revealed the shocking fact that the global fertility rate has halved in the last half-a-century: up until 1965, on average, every woman in the world had more than 5 children; now the average woman has fewer than 2.5 kids.

According to the BBC, lower fertility rates are found in “more economically developed countries”, such as the United States, Australia, South Korea and most countries in Europe. The World Population Review has found that in 2019 the highest fertility rates are in Niger (an average of 6.95 children per woman) and Somalia (6.12 kids); the lowest rates are in South Korea (1.11 kids) and Taiwan (1.15 kids).

ADVERTISEMENT
#14

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

alannah.roseh Report

Add photo comments
POST
alexandra-murphy8 avatar
Neon Petra
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the cat ain't gonna walk itself... but it WILL try to get out of that pram if it gets stressed. Watch out.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#15

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

ohnonotfeminism Report

Add photo comments
POST
mcjunyi avatar
Sammiche
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought people would stop telling me "OH BUT YOU'RE SO YOUNG AND MIGHT CHANGE YOUR MIND" once I turned 30. I'm 36 now. Still hear it all the time.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu

Whether you already have kids, want to have children or aren’t planning on having any, what’s important is being happy with your decision and living life with no regrets. And what helps you keep a smile on your face? That’s right. Memes! And lots of them.

#17

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

Report

Add photo comments
POST
dariab_1 avatar
Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And you know what's even sweeter of a sound? Someone else doing the dishes, while you're still snoozing. ♥

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#18

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

Report

Add photo comments
POST
firstlastother124 avatar
knittin' kitten
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think parenthood should be better controlled. Why is it not illegal to have 8 10 12 kids? The earth has 19 births for every 8 deaths. We're so overpopulated were gonna breed out of existence.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#20

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

imgur.com Report

Add photo comments
POST
the_mysterious_lady_analyn avatar
Analyn Lahr
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me when I hear a baby screaming: Turn it off! For the love of all that is holy, turn it off!

mintyminameow avatar
Mewton’s Third Paw
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My ex’s sister in law had a baby and literally got mad and offended that I didn’t ASK HER to hold it. She couldn’t understand why I didn’t care to hold her baby. She never liked me after that. Stupid c**t.

shane-harris42 avatar
Wyomudder
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She sounds like a horrible person, glad she is an ex... also, you don't sound that great either. So, probably good that this offended you.

Load More Replies...
d_pitbull avatar
D. Pitbull
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Throughout all the movies - I never related to Ron so much as I did in this one scene...

mollyangela-block avatar
marshalldavies avatar
Agfox
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Pass the tongs, please" Always remember, politeness costs nothing!

ellieragsdale avatar
Ellie Ragsdale
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just say, "no, I'd drop the baby or break their neck, even if I tried not to". For all i know, that's true.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
#21

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

childfreesquad Report

Add photo comments
POST
deb_14 avatar
Carrie de Luka
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How I feel when asked to look at photos... or gender reveal parties! Please - only the parents really care. The rest of us just like a party.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#28

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

SisqoEngineer Report

Add photo comments
POST
alexandra-murphy8 avatar
Neon Petra
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cat: *regrets life choices* Also isn't that a lot of kittens for one cat? (EDIT: Yep. I stuffed up there. You guys were right!)

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
#32

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

boredpanda Report

Add photo comments
POST
hendralim avatar
Hendra Lim
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"hooman, why are you acting like that?" lol, the dog's face looks horrified

View more commentsArrow down menu
#33

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

childfreebychoice Report

Add photo comments
POST
orders_4 avatar
Liam Walsh
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Read 'Childfree and Loving It' by Nicki Defago. There are many parents who regret it but say nothing. She let people contact her anonymously with their stories as people are often too ashamed to admit that they wish they had never had children.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#35

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

jerin30_92 Report

Add photo comments
POST
vinegarhusbands avatar
Vinegar Husbands
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sometimes I go through the baby isle to feel smug over all the s**t I don't have to buy

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#36

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

imgur.com Report

Add photo comments
POST
kaisu-reinikainen avatar
Kaisu
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best part about being a woman in a relationship with another woman is no need for birth control

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#39

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

Cowcuder Report

Add photo comments
POST
nashamagirl avatar
Nia Loves Art
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you want people to respect your choice, you have to respect other people’s choice.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#40

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

Report

Add photo comments
POST
kathryn-irmen avatar
PyroKitty
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can tell she doesn't have kids, her nails are still nice. (it's a joke)

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#42

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

Merlinsmeow Report

Add photo comments
POST
alexandra-murphy8 avatar
Neon Petra
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's go hunt (for the remote control my kid lost 3 years ago) do do do do do do let's go hunt! Run away (from my parent trying to get me in the car to go to school) do do do do do do run away! Safe at last (the kids have moved out) do do odo do do do safe at last! It's the end (I can finally sleep) do do do do do do it's the end!

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#43

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

imgur.com Report

Add photo comments
POST
rosebona avatar
athornedrose
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i realize she's meant to represent something distasteful, but i always felt connected to her on a spiritual level

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#44

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

PeterPorky Report

Add photo comments
POST
#47

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

Report

Add photo comments
POST
kaisu-reinikainen avatar
Kaisu
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know how other people feel like they have the right to tell someone they know better what someone else wants

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#50

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

Report

Add photo comments
POST
See Also on Bored Panda
#52

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

Oxydepth Report

Add photo comments
POST
norsepaw avatar
Sivi
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brother and his wife got me and little sis covered with number 4 on the way.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#54

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

MuffinTradeMarked Report

Add photo comments
POST
kristypuffer avatar
Kristy P
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know that these are all "haha, D***S have money and parents don't", but, population control, the environment and state of our world in general (social media, terrorism, mass shootings, etc) were also factors for me.

View more commentsArrow down menu
#56

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

Report

Add photo comments
POST
anne-karina avatar
Anne
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually.. I read that having children has a negative impact on the mother's IQ.. so..

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#60

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

kansa04 Report

Add photo comments
POST
gillandbella avatar
Gillbella
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my goodness- the concrete burns! That child is gonna be very sore. I hope they took them straight to the shower then hospital :( It's not funny folks- it's incredibly dangerous!

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
See Also on Bored Panda
#61

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#62

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

twelve_aces Report

#64

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

Yoshi_Girl Report

Add photo comments
POST
#66

People-Dont-Want-Kids-Funny-Memes

boredpanda Report