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I'm, like, totally smarter than you are. [Adjusts glasses; laughs in geek]. My genius IQ is over 9,000, and I play 5D chess in my spare time. Mozart? Bach? Those are for amateurs. Me? I only listen to the music that planets make in our neighboring Andromeda Galaxy (it's 2.537 light-years away from Earth - bet you didn't know that). My favorite book is the Necronomicon. By the time I have breakfast every day, I've already come up with a hundred new fantastic ideas about how to improve the world, and my brain works at a 69.999% (recurring, of course) higher capacity than yours. I would've totally made a better protagonist than Yagami Light in Death Note. You wouldn't ever be able to comprehend my complex thoughts because, like, you're so beneath me, and I'm, like, super awesome. [Adjusts glasses again; uses inhaler]. Plebs.

Don't you just hate it when smart people start bragging about what high IQ they have when they're actually the complete opposite? There are those who think it's OK to be a show-off and an arrogant equus africanus asinus just because they know a bit of obscure trivia or have a niche hobby.

Bored Panda brings you this amazing compilation of the best memes about people with undeserved bragging rights and their sky-high IQ while coming off in the worst way possible. So put your smartass caps on, start scrolling and let us know which of these funny memes you loved best, and why. Upvote and share the smartest (pun not intended) ones!

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am 33 and still use my fingers to count. Some people have dyslexia and other learning difficulties. Numbers get all muddled in my head so I have to use a calculator or my fingers sometimes for the most simple equations.

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As a general rule of thumb, people tend to vastly overestimate their abilities and believe themselves to be exceptions to rules and tendencies. Right now you’re probably thinking how you’re way smarter than I am, and I’m thinking the exact same thing. We believe we’re special and have far more intricate inner-lives than others. That’s quite normal because we experience life only from our own perspectives, and we’re privy only to our own thoughts. Nonetheless, a shocking 65% of all Americans believe themselves to be of higher-than-average intelligence, according to this study. Wow! That’s a big number!

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Poor Mongolians Who Don't Know Of Other Languages

Poor Mongolians Who Don't Know Of Other Languages

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Spot The Difference, Neil

Spot The Difference, Neil

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not about statistics, it's about what's more within our power to prevent.

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It’s easy to make fun of wannabe geniuses who shoot themselves in the foot with their comments, but real intelligence shouldn’t be made fun of. According to various studies, having a high IQ makes it more likely that you will be successful and rich and will live longer. Now, this doesn’t mean intelligence is the only factor that matters (and far from every scientist agrees with the conclusion about future success), but the importance of IQ shouldn’t be waved away, as though it means nothing.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lmaooo these are the most self-absorbed humans in the world... Can't even get over the fact that a lot of people will be smarter than them as they go on in life... 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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I Guess He Just Doesn’t Like The Word

I Guess He Just Doesn’t Like The Word

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Props to that response. I would have just noted that the only "disgusting" thing was OP's spelling.

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Alfred Binet and Theodore Simon developed the first IQ (intelligence quotient) test in 1904, after the French government demanded they find a way to differentiate between lazy children and those with mental handicaps. The so-called Simon-Binet test, which was a combination of logical reasoning, finding rhyming words and naming objects, quickly became popular in the West.

The test was then modified in 1916, and called the Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale. This became the standard IQ test used in the United States. Naturally, the test was revised and tweaked countless times, but it still remains popular to this day.

The IQ test didn’t make everyone happy, though. Psychologist David Wechsler thought the Stanford-Binet test was too limited, so in 1955 he created his own intelligence test: the Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scale or WAIS. In modern times we currently have the fourth incarnation of the test, known as WAIS-IV. Wechsler also made tests specifically for children and preschoolers.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I replicate my own DNA every day. My body is so advanced it is doing it on auto-pilot. Yesss. New cells are formed and my hair grows.

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Because Using Widely Known Abbreviations To Save Time Or Make A Comment Shorter Makes You A Semiliterate Neanderthal

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And two takes muuuuuch less time to write than "is not the same thing as".

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Who’s the smartest person you know? Are you one of the rare people who don’t necessarily think they’re smarter than average? What do you think about IQ being an important predictor of success? Let us know in the comments!

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How Can Someone Act So Smart And Yet Be So Dumb

How Can Someone Act So Smart And Yet Be So Dumb

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of these “geniuses” are absolute a******s.

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Hug
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being twice as smart as someone with two brain cells means you have four brain cells which really isn't something to brag about.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also "than your two brain cells" not then. Also, why they bragging about 4 whole braincells? Yay

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought they meant twice as high of an IQ as someone with two brain cells but yeah that’s still pretty stupid. XD

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is an old Woody Allen joke on the topic of boasting about reading a big, big book. “‘I took a speed-reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes! It’s about Russia.” And the boast about finishing all 960 pages of “Gone with the Wind” by the beginning of 2nd Grade, much less even comprehending its adult themes and storyline, is a laughable claim.

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Vicki Lowers
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm trying to imagine why any seven year old would WANT to read Gone With The Wind. If he actually was a genius wouldn't he want to be reading something of substance? Philosophy or physics or something mind-expanding?

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Sue H-s
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooh should have picked him up on then for than too! With friends like grey, who needs enemies?

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Mary Morgan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There’s some weird grammar going on in that last line in the grey bubble but at the very least it’s “than”.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, if the other dude has twice as high of an IQ than OP's supposed 2 brain cells, does that mean he only has 4 brain cells?

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Happiness is Hippo
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a non American, can someone please tell me how old 2nd graders are? Thank you :)

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As I understand from wikipedia, it should be 7-8 years old. But Gone with the Wind seems a bit too complicated (and maybe boring) for someone that age, so I don't know if I'm correct.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well then you'd only have 4 brain cells, so at least some part of that theory is correct.

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Larry Walser
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If teleportation becomes real i will use it to punch people like this in the face

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Lily Sticha
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does he also notice that he keeps using lowercase “I”? That bothers me more than abbreviations and wrong spelling of homophones. It takes less than a second to hit or hold down the shift key on your keyboard.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best response is NO response. Let this clown re-post the comment so you can write, "Don't repeat, I ignored you the first time."

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nala simba
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"You're" means "you are!" Numbskull! And "your" means belonging to you.

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Sabrina Brown
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read Helter Skelter by Vincent Bugliosi in third grade. That was f-ed up. People need to pay attention or other people do stupid stuff.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also just because I checked out an obscene amount of books in school doesn't mean I read them I was just trying to find something that would capture my interest

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Jessica
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never pull the genius card in a fight it's never worth being that s**t head

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NWB
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A true test of intelligence....using the right your!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would anyone brag about reading gone with the wind? It's long winded, boring, reinforces racial stereotypes, emphasizes the difference between the sophisticated wealthy Southerners and the ignorant local hillbillies (book's opinion , not mine)and amoral Northerners (book/author).

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait if the other dude has twice as high of an IQ than his 2 brain cells, then does that mean he only has 4 brain cells?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's also *than instead of then. And it's 'I bet my IQ is twice as high'

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Books like "Gone with the Wind" are just slightly old-fashioned entertainment. Have fun reading them, but it's nothing to brag about.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cannot decide if this is an in-joke between two friends or actual assholery

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Pseudo Puppy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and it's "thAn your two brain cells".... not "thEn your two brain cells". ThAn = compAre. ThEn = nExt.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Assuming, like he seems to do, that the IQ is directly linked to the number of brain cells, having an IQ twice higher would mean he has four brain cells. Impressive!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or, he has an IQ twice as high as his friends brain cells. Knowing that a brain cell alone or even two associated brain cells are not enough to make a brain, the reference IQ must be of zero. So zero times two equals... even more impressive!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gone With the Wind is hardly deep reading. It's long, yes, but not exactly a challenge to understand.

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Wait Till This Guy Finds Out About Dolphins

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Forgot This Goldmine Courtesy Of My Best Friend

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Insecurity

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, it's a very smart move to do two years at a community college and transfer to a four year college for the last two years, at a fraction of the cost than going all four years to a four year college. But OP is still a tool.

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Only Us Thinkers Would Understand

Only Us Thinkers Would Understand

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That doesn’t make you a thinker, that makes you an insecure person who is unable to show emotion without feeling vulnerable because you’ve built up too much of a wall. (I say this as someone who is all of those things)

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A True Ancient Greek Kid

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Only Common People Get Excited For Things Like The Eclipse - Neil Degrasse Tyson Edition

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it how he tries to get people excited about space and what happens in space, and then when people are really excited about something, he's like "lol you're stupid why are you so excited"

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I Texted All Of My Contacts: "Happy New Year!"

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously why can’t you just say “thank you”, is it really that bloody hard.

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I'm Not The One Being Dumb Right 🤔

I'm Not The One Being Dumb Right 🤔

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It’s Only 10 Am

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having to cite books to get your point across is hardly a sign of intelligence.

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When You Understand Chemistry Jokes Even Though It's Not Your Field.

When You Understand Chemistry Jokes Even Though It's Not Your Field.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That awkward moment when someone mistakes basic education with expertise...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will always remember when he stood before the United Nations, announcing that he had accomplished so much... and they laughed at him. Remember when we had presidents who could use complete sentences?

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Setup An Old Army Buddy With A Girl I Knew. She Messaged Me After Their Date Saying He Kept Trying To Flex His Inteligence. Guess I Made A Mistake Thinking They Would Be A Good Match

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like when people use the fact they earn a lot of money to argue they are superior. For me if you use this kind of argument you're just making the opposite point. Money doesn't make you a better or smarter person.

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You Peasants

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i love being peasant, nature and work is great for physical and mental health :D

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An Intellectual On Stephen Hawking's Death

An Intellectual On Stephen Hawking's Death

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Literally the most intelligent person in the world isn't smart enough for this guy. I bet he's done some great things.

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No Time For Culture Dr. Jones

No Time For Culture Dr. Jones

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130iq Are Laughing Stock

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even 1 or 2 people in his "circle" sounds too much. I can't believe there's actually that many people who can tolerate him.

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He/She Thinks They’re Very Smart

He/She Thinks They’re Very Smart

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I jumped off your ego and landed on your IQ I'd die quicker than you could fail a maths exam.

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I'm A Software Engineer And Someone Decided To Be A Smart Ass On Bumble

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Better Watch Out Or He’ll Catch Your Brainwaves!

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What Is Wrong With Him?!

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The Scariest Part? This Isn’t Even My Final Form!

The Scariest Part? This Isn’t Even My Final Form!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you grow older you’ll realize how stupid you were. Not making fun,but it is incredible how your perspective changes with years.

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I Want To Delete His Account

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Elvis Presley, Colonel Sanders, Uncle Sam. I know only three. Oh no wait, Jack Nicholson and Bill Pullman (seen them in Mars Attacks and Independence Day). That's five.

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Ironically, I Had The Opposite Impression

Ironically, I Had The Opposite Impression

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“I Discriminate Heavily Against People With Low Iqs”

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which kind of IQ test, though? There's a different IQ test for each specific need. And according to some theories, we have multiple intelligences, so should I take a test for each?

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Math Is His Porn

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me at 10:30: *sees bored panda* "Wait, what? A new post? Damn it, now I have to read it." #boredpandaismycurse

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And They All Clapped

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if you can't name the title, I am pretty sure everyone knows that melody...

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#44

He Was Ten And Realized This, How Could You Not?!

He Was Ten And Realized This, How Could You Not?!

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My Girlfriend's Old Coworker Routinely Posts Stuff Like This

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Better Than Americans

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is just really, really sad. As an Australian, this kind of view is what most of the population have. That and people think that all Americans are annoyingly patriotic, obese and think they're superior. From what I've seen and experienced from people in the US, that could not be farther from the truth.

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Found On Twitter This Morning

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Shawn
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Want a cookie? Wait better yet picture the atomic structures as you sit alone in your apt talking top yourself about your great content no one cares about.

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Hah, Look At These Fools, Liking Sports.

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Stevie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure he just didn't want to talk to you while watching soccer or - you know - in general

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*takes One Psychology Class In High School*

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The Original Commenter's Response Is Priceless

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#52

An Actual Bio I Saw On Tinder. You Can't Make This Shit Up. He Superliked Me Too

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And with all of these supposed intelectual accomplishments he can't bother to use capitalization?

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#53

All Because A Deodorant Advert Used The Word "Bae"...

All Because A Deodorant Advert Used The Word "Bae"...

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who majored linguistics, I can tell this person is just so wrong on so many levels. They're just regurgitating linguistic terms that they clearly don't understand and hope that they sound intellectual that way.

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Found This Fella On A Post About Tupac

Found This Fella On A Post About Tupac

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Such A High Iq

Such A High Iq

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also IQ measures only one type of intelligence. Some of these supposedly intelligent people have absolutely no emotional intelligence and people skills

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#56

Doe, A Deer, A Female Deer!

Doe, A Deer, A Female Deer!

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Having A Job Is Super Tough When You're As Smart As I Am

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like this one because he does not think he is almighty. He says he can be dumb. I think its ok for him to be proud of his "computer brain"

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A Man Struggles To Date Because Of His ‘Disability’

A Man Struggles To Date Because Of His ‘Disability’

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Shawn
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure it's not your IQ but your EQ that disconnect you from so many people.

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#59

My Friend Testing His Intelligence

My Friend Testing His Intelligence

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Jo Choto
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't recall ever needing to know the square root of 3 off the top of my head.

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#60

This Guy’s So Woke That He’s On A Comment Section Talking Shit About Memes

This Guy’s So Woke That He’s On A Comment Section Talking Shit About Memes

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Geoffrey Holland
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A meme is the only thing that will ever be beneath him, if you know what I mean.

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#61

This Is A Girl On My Friends Discord Server, She Genuinely Thinks She’s The Smartest Person On Earth, Despite Not Being Able To Pass English

This Is A Girl On My Friends Discord Server, She Genuinely Thinks She’s The Smartest Person On Earth, Despite Not Being Able To Pass English

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#62

Get On My Level

Get On My Level

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#63

I Never Thought I’d Actually Find One Myself

I Never Thought I’d Actually Find One Myself

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Vicky Zar
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get the one in black, but whats about the other two? What did actually happen? Is this an insider?

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#64

See The First Law Of Thermodynamics, Dumbass

See The First Law Of Thermodynamics, Dumbass

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CP
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ben Shapiro ladies and gentlemen. If you know him this is not surprising.

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#65

His Music Taste Is Superior

His Music Taste Is Superior

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Erika Drewke
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His body is also too complex for normal air and water that all the plebians use

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#68

Intellectual Made Cringe By A Reference He Doesn't Get, But He "Probably Wouldn't Understand"

Intellectual Made Cringe By A Reference He Doesn't Get, But He "Probably Wouldn't Understand"

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Dynein
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As I understand it, the original statement "All dogs are in the top 1% of goodest boys" is funny BECAUSE it's mathematically impossible - and the last person doesn't get that that's the reason it's getting quoted and re-quoted in the first place. He's "cringing" and saying "you probably wouldn't understand" when the impossibility is the sole reason that joke is perpetuated. and talked about in this conservation. He thinks he's superior when he's just lacking mathematic humor.

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#69

Fully Grown Man Shows Up 5 Year Olds By Playing The Piano

Fully Grown Man Shows Up 5 Year Olds By Playing The Piano

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#70

My Major Is Superior

My Major Is Superior

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#73

Y’all Ever Read Something So Untrue That You Wished It Had Never Been Thought Up?

Y’all Ever Read Something So Untrue That You Wished It Had Never Been Thought Up?

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#74

Watch Out, Mozart

Watch Out, Mozart

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#75

Bazinga!

Bazinga!

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't like the Big Bang Theory because it's a bad show, not because I don't understand it

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#76

Tall Tales From A Genius

Tall Tales From A Genius

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Shawn
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure everything she asked and said was condescending and sarcastic. You're just too dumb to have caught it.

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#77

With Great Knowledge Comes Even Greater Responsibility

With Great Knowledge Comes Even Greater Responsibility

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#78

We Are Not Worthy.

We Are Not Worthy.

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Loretta
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because obviously only Those Who Study Law are a worthy human companion. Literally all other people are human garbage.

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#79

I Am Deeply Humbled By Your Presence

I Am Deeply Humbled By Your Presence

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#80

Book? What’s That?

Book? What’s That?

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#81

Who Could Possibly Be The 0.000001%?

Who Could Possibly Be The 0.000001%?

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Andrew Wildman
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My thought process on clowns like these is thus: those who are in such an intelligent upper crust, aren’t gonna bother to brag on social media. They’re too busy being geniuses. 😜

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#82

He Has A Sociology Degree

He Has A Sociology Degree

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#83

When You’re A Psych Major....

When You’re A Psych Major....

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you're a psych major, then you should know you're being an egotistical jerk and the empathic thing to do is not presume you know what's wrong with someone just by looking at them

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#85

I Literally Facepalmed

I Literally Facepalmed

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#86

I Would Defriend This Guy, But He Posts Comedy Like This Often

I Would Defriend This Guy, But He Posts Comedy Like This Often

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#87

#womeninstem #girlboss

#womeninstem #girlboss

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Katherine Boag
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The rest of the tweet thread had the context that the random dude had been belittling her up to that point.

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