I'm, like, totally smarter than you are. [Adjusts glasses; laughs in geek]. My genius IQ is over 9,000, and I play 5D chess in my spare time. Mozart? Bach? Those are for amateurs. Me? I only listen to the music that planets make in our neighboring Andromeda Galaxy (it's 2.537 light-years away from Earth - bet you didn't know that). My favorite book is the Necronomicon. By the time I have breakfast every day, I've already come up with a hundred new fantastic ideas about how to improve the world, and my brain works at a 69.999% (recurring, of course) higher capacity than yours. I would've totally made a better protagonist than Yagami Light in Death Note. You wouldn't ever be able to comprehend my complex thoughts because, like, you're so beneath me, and I'm, like, super awesome. [Adjusts glasses again; uses inhaler]. Plebs.

Don't you just hate it when smart people start bragging about what high IQ they have when they're actually the complete opposite? There are those who think it's OK to be a show-off and an arrogant equus africanus asinus just because they know a bit of obscure trivia or have a niche hobby.

Bored Panda brings you this amazing compilation of the best memes about people with undeserved bragging rights and their sky-high IQ while coming off in the worst way possible. So put your smartass caps on, start scrolling and let us know which of these funny memes you loved best, and why. Upvote and share the smartest (pun not intended) ones!

#1

You Tried, Breana....

You Tried, Breana....

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Colin Leetham
Community Member
11 months ago

Or capitalization...

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#2

I Am More Faster Than Your Calculator

I Am More Faster Than Your Calculator

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Foxxy
Community Member
11 months ago (edited)

I am 33 and still use my fingers to count. Some people have dyslexia and other learning difficulties. Numbers get all muddled in my head so I have to use a calculator or my fingers sometimes for the most simple equations.

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As a general rule of thumb, people tend to vastly overestimate their abilities and believe themselves to be exceptions to rules and tendencies. Right now you’re probably thinking how you’re way smarter than I am, and I’m thinking the exact same thing. We believe we’re special and have far more intricate inner-lives than others. That’s quite normal because we experience life only from our own perspectives, and we’re privy only to our own thoughts. Nonetheless, a shocking 65% of all Americans believe themselves to be of higher-than-average intelligence, according to this study. Wow! That’s a big number!

#3

Poor Mongolians Who Don't Know Of Other Languages

Poor Mongolians Who Don't Know Of Other Languages

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Vicky Zar
Community Member
11 months ago

This is actually funny

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#4

Spot The Difference, Neil

Spot The Difference, Neil

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Daria B
Community Member
11 months ago

This is not about statistics, it's about what's more within our power to prevent.

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It’s easy to make fun of wannabe geniuses who shoot themselves in the foot with their comments, but real intelligence shouldn’t be made fun of. According to various studies, having a high IQ makes it more likely that you will be successful and rich and will live longer. Now, this doesn’t mean intelligence is the only factor that matters (and far from every scientist agrees with the conclusion about future success), but the importance of IQ shouldn’t be waved away, as though it means nothing.

#5

How Was I Even Supposed To Respond To This?

How Was I Even Supposed To Respond To This?

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Joonscrab
Community Member
11 months ago

Lmaooo these are the most self-absorbed humans in the world... Can't even get over the fact that a lot of people will be smarter than them as they go on in life... 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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#6

I Guess He Just Doesn’t Like The Word

I Guess He Just Doesn’t Like The Word

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Pamda Panda
Community Member
11 months ago

Props to that response. I would have just noted that the only "disgusting" thing was OP's spelling.

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Alfred Binet and Theodore Simon developed the first IQ (intelligence quotient) test in 1904, after the French government demanded they find a way to differentiate between lazy children and those with mental handicaps. The so-called Simon-Binet test, which was a combination of logical reasoning, finding rhyming words and naming objects, quickly became popular in the West.

The test was then modified in 1916, and called the Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale. This became the standard IQ test used in the United States. Naturally, the test was revised and tweaked countless times, but it still remains popular to this day.

The IQ test didn’t make everyone happy, though. Psychologist David Wechsler thought the Stanford-Binet test was too limited, so in 1955 he created his own intelligence test: the Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scale or WAIS. In modern times we currently have the fourth incarnation of the test, known as WAIS-IV. Wechsler also made tests specifically for children and preschoolers.

#7

What Did You Do Today? 😏😏

What Did You Do Today? 😏😏

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Monika Soffronow
Community Member
11 months ago

I replicate my own DNA every day. My body is so advanced it is doing it on auto-pilot. Yesss. New cells are formed and my hair grows.

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#8

Because Using Widely Known Abbreviations To Save Time Or Make A Comment Shorter Makes You A Semiliterate Neanderthal

Because Using Widely Known Abbreviations To Save Time Or Make A Comment Shorter Makes You A Semiliterate Neanderthal

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Kaisu
Community Member
11 months ago

And two takes muuuuuch less time to write than "is not the same thing as".

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Who’s the smartest person you know? Are you one of the rare people who don’t necessarily think they’re smarter than average? What do you think about IQ being an important predictor of success? Let us know in the comments!

#9

This Guy Plays Chess

This Guy Plays Chess

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Natters
Community Member
11 months ago

And the bishop only moves in diagonals

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#10

Smartass Thinks That None Knows What Water Is

Smartass Thinks That None Knows What Water Is

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Astrowhale
Community Member
11 months ago

Too good

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#11

Wise Man

Wise Man

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Anne
Community Member
11 months ago

Mountain dew is also a drink

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#12

How Can Someone Act So Smart And Yet Be So Dumb

How Can Someone Act So Smart And Yet Be So Dumb

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Foxxy
Community Member
11 months ago

Some of these “geniuses” are absolute assholes.

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#13

Wait Till This Guy Finds Out About Dolphins

Wait Till This Guy Finds Out About Dolphins

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Neon Petra
Community Member
11 months ago

Who honestly cares. Race has nothing to do with intelligence.

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#14

Forgot This Goldmine Courtesy Of My Best Friend

Forgot This Goldmine Courtesy Of My Best Friend

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Neon Petra
Community Member
11 months ago

Hahaha!

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#15

Looks Like He Can't Self-Diagnose Narcissism

Looks Like He Can't Self-Diagnose Narcissism

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Amber Robinson
Community Member
11 months ago

Yeah doctors and nurses f*cking hate this! People suck...

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#16

Insecurity

Insecurity

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Jo Choto
Community Member
11 months ago

Actually, it's a very smart move to do two years at a community college and transfer to a four year college for the last two years, at a fraction of the cost than going all four years to a four year college. But OP is still a tool.

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#17

God Can’t Help Your Iq

God Can’t Help Your Iq

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Neon Petra
Community Member
11 months ago

...and didn't use full stops.

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#18

Only Us Thinkers Would Understand

Only Us Thinkers Would Understand

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Lazy Panda
Community Member
11 months ago

That doesn’t make you a thinker, that makes you an insecure person who is unable to show emotion without feeling vulnerable because you’ve built up too much of a wall. (I say this as someone who is all of those things)

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#19

A True Ancient Greek Kid

A True Ancient Greek Kid

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Marcellus the Third
Community Member
11 months ago

"He had a quite complex complex"/"Dear old Oedipus Rex"/ ...

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#20

Only Common People Get Excited For Things Like The Eclipse - Neil Degrasse Tyson Edition

Only Common People Get Excited For Things Like The Eclipse - Neil Degrasse Tyson Edition

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Kaisu
Community Member
11 months ago

I love it how he tries to get people excited about space and what happens in space, and then when people are really excited about something, he's like "lol you're stupid why are you so excited"

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#21

I Texted All Of My Contacts: "Happy New Year!"

I Texted All Of My Contacts: "Happy New Year!"

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Foxxy
Community Member
11 months ago

Seriously why can’t you just say “thank you”, is it really that bloody hard.

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#22

I'm Not The One Being Dumb Right 🤔

I'm Not The One Being Dumb Right 🤔

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nanashi
Community Member
11 months ago

they knew a lot of Words, they knew the Best Words...

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#23

It’s Only 10 Am

It’s Only 10 Am

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Anon Yymi
Community Member
11 months ago

Having to cite books to get your point across is hardly a sign of intelligence.

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#24

When You Understand Chemistry Jokes Even Though It's Not Your Field.

When You Understand Chemistry Jokes Even Though It's Not Your Field.

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Dynein
Community Member
11 months ago

That awkward moment when someone mistakes basic education with expertise...

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#25

The President

The President

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Colin Leetham
Community Member
11 months ago

I will always remember when he stood before the United Nations, announcing that he had accomplished so much... and they laughed at him. Remember when we had presidents who could use complete sentences?

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#26

Dry Wit

Dry Wit

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Phoebe Bean
Community Member
11 months ago

Brain "full" of... air??

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#27

Setup An Old Army Buddy With A Girl I Knew. She Messaged Me After Their Date Saying He Kept Trying To Flex His Inteligence. Guess I Made A Mistake Thinking They Would Be A Good Match

Setup An Old Army Buddy With A Girl I Knew. She Messaged Me After Their Date Saying He Kept Trying To Flex His Inteligence. Guess I Made A Mistake Thinking They Would Be A Good Match

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Piou
Community Member
11 months ago

I like when people use the fact they earn a lot of money to argue they are superior. For me if you use this kind of argument you're just making the opposite point. Money doesn't make you a better or smarter person.

Joonscrab
Community Member
11 months ago

Lolol just for their information ... Most Indians know four languages and that's a really common thing. Nothing to flex about.

Kaisu
Community Member
11 months ago (edited)

I would counter by saying that a person that comes from a country with only one official language learning four languages IS impressive, because language learning is so much harder when you don't hear the language around you and aren't immersed in it. If most people in India are multilingual, then it's easier to hear and practice several languages

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Zelda Blue
Community Member
11 months ago

I'm sure he will have his ego to keep him company because he's not going to get a girlfriend, or any friends for that matter acting like the douche that he is.

Natalie N
Community Member
11 months ago

Well, technically it's "quadrilingual" or easier just to say you're a polyglot. Used as an adjective not a noun.

Frozengeckolover
Community Member
10 months ago

I thought he might have been saying that wrong, but I wasn't sure.

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Suzi Gauthier
Community Member
11 months ago

Really smart people don't give a damn what other people think of them.

Carol Emory
Community Member
11 months ago

For an intelligent person, he sure doesn't know much about spelling, grammar and proofreading.....

Valerie Lessard
Community Member
11 months ago

most of Europe are polyglots, even "dumb" kids in villages

Anne
Community Member
11 months ago

Only quad lingual? Pff.. Every European is.. #notsospecial

Danielle Renee
Community Member
11 months ago

woooow, that guy only has first dates

Pseudo Puppy
Community Member
11 months ago

thought: some food service people ARE highly intelligent.... AND paying their way through very difficult higher-education, because they have no other choice. I have known MANY food service people, that were looked down upon by regulars.... then walked into an entry-level job that paid 2-4 times what those jerk regulars earned. Was sooooooo very satisfying to point that out to a rude customer one day, who was being a condescending arse; especially when all his coworkers cracked up laughing at him. Ah, the good ol days of not being paid enough to put up with arses like that. :D

Loretta
Community Member
11 months ago

People don't assume he's just like them, people assume he's much dumber than them.

Tahani
Community Member
11 months ago

qaud lingual? Bahahaha! Sweetums if ya can't spell, ya ain't smart!

Ingrid Nedrehagen
Community Member
11 months ago

All though this guy seems like an idiot, i feel the need to point out that spelling got nothing to do with intelligence 🤷

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Carol Emory
Community Member
4 months ago

He's smart enough to have connections with women. If you're a pompous ass, women will find you highly unattractive. Have fun being alone with your quad-lingual self.

Willa june Bonaparte
Community Member
6 months ago

"stfu"?

Lizard
Community Member
8 months ago

If he thinks women working in food service are so beneath him maybe he shouldn’t date them. What a condescending fuck. I bet he never gets laid cause he’s such an arrogant ass!!

Ayasophya Alturas
Community Member
10 months ago

'night' instead of 'might'..... how "smart"

Frozengeckolover
Community Member
10 months ago

I'm sapiosexual, but that guy would made me frigid.

Linda Niemczyk
Community Member
11 months ago

*might*

Christine Temple
Community Member
11 months ago

Back at 'cha, jerk wad.

Steve Cruz
Community Member
11 months ago

There's not enough air in a room for "Army Buddy" and another person.

Sue Sanders
Community Member
11 months ago

Open dumpster and push.

Jane Alexander
Community Member
11 months ago

"...you night get it" -like that sudden realization just as you're falling asleep?

pusheen buttercup
Community Member
11 months ago

Working in food service does not mean you're dumb. There are people who went to Harvard, flipping burgers right now. We all do what we must

Samantha Mix
Community Member
11 months ago

flex his "intelligence"

Id row
Community Member
11 months ago

Not really sure why they're friends. I would have dropped that douche like a bag of dirt.

Porto DaMartinica
Community Member
11 months ago

What's wrong with being *Qaud* lingual and making food for a living ? I'm qaud lingual myself and i shovel rocks in the trench for God's sake

Rob Roy Metre
Community Member
11 months ago

Some friend!

Incognito
Community Member
11 months ago

Stopped reading after a while its too long ;P lol

Sabrina Brown
Community Member
11 months ago

Asshole!

Jessica
Community Member
11 months ago

Well he apparently can't figure out how not to be a breathing trash can

elfin
Community Member
11 months ago

At least the girl seems to be smart enough to realize this guy is a loser.

Sheila Gosnell
Community Member
11 months ago

I "night" not get it

Jace
Community Member
11 months ago

Sounds like a Red Pill tool.

t.e.a.
Community Member
11 months ago

same guy from the diary of a wimpy kid one. he may think he's intelligent but one thing's for sure- he's not socially intelligent -_-

Tony Barron
Community Member
11 months ago

You only "flaunt your 'skills'" when you're trying to get laid? Also: aren't, quad, kind of, as, might. But, yes, by all means, STFU!

HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
Community Member
11 months ago

I speak 3 languages, play 7 musical instruments and have 2 degrees but i wouldn't ever behave like this, i down play my own intelligence it seems but arrogance and/or boasting takes any resemblance of intelligence away.

Michelle Chevalier
Community Member
11 months ago

Well DAMN...don't tell him to calm his tits, he's a fn peacock...lmfao...well atleast he trades crypto and stocks cause I'm sure the hookers he have to pay for to stroke that ego aren't cheap.

Naomi Armitage
Community Member
11 months ago

If you finished college, you *might get it.

Something
Community Member
11 months ago

Peacocks don't flaunt their skills.

HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
Community Member
11 months ago

Well they kind of do, have you ever seen a peacock strutting around, they are flaunting, hence the saying "he is peacocking".

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#28

You Peasants

You Peasants

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MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
11 months ago

i love being peasant, nature and work is great for physical and mental health :D

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#29

An Intellectual On Stephen Hawking's Death

An Intellectual On Stephen Hawking's Death

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Anon Yymi
Community Member
11 months ago

Literally the most intelligent person in the world isn't smart enough for this guy. I bet he's done some great things.

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#30

No Time For Culture Dr. Jones

No Time For Culture Dr. Jones

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nanashi
Community Member
11 months ago

at first I thought he was talking about the show Big Bang lol

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