I'm, like, totally smarter than you are. [Adjusts glasses; laughs in geek]. My genius IQ is over 9,000, and I play 5D chess in my spare time. Mozart? Bach? Those are for amateurs. Me? I only listen to the music that planets make in our neighboring Andromeda Galaxy (it's 2.537 light-years away from Earth - bet you didn't know that). My favorite book is the Necronomicon. By the time I have breakfast every day, I've already come up with a hundred new fantastic ideas about how to improve the world, and my brain works at a 69.999% (recurring, of course) higher capacity than yours. I would've totally made a better protagonist than Yagami Light in Death Note. You wouldn't ever be able to comprehend my complex thoughts because, like, you're so beneath me, and I'm, like, super awesome. [Adjusts glasses again; uses inhaler]. Plebs.

Don't you just hate it when smart people start bragging about what high IQ they have when they're actually the complete opposite? There are those who think it's OK to be a show-off and an arrogant equus africanus asinus just because they know a bit of obscure trivia or have a niche hobby.

Bored Panda brings you this amazing compilation of the best memes about people with undeserved bragging rights and their sky-high IQ while coming off in the worst way possible. So put your smartass caps on, start scrolling and let us know which of these funny memes you loved best, and why. Upvote and share the smartest (pun not intended) ones!

#1

You Tried, Breana....

You Tried, Breana....

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Colin Leetham
Community Member
11 months ago

Or capitalization...

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#2

I Am More Faster Than Your Calculator

I Am More Faster Than Your Calculator

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Foxxy
Community Member
11 months ago (edited)

I am 33 and still use my fingers to count. Some people have dyslexia and other learning difficulties. Numbers get all muddled in my head so I have to use a calculator or my fingers sometimes for the most simple equations.

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As a general rule of thumb, people tend to vastly overestimate their abilities and believe themselves to be exceptions to rules and tendencies. Right now you’re probably thinking how you’re way smarter than I am, and I’m thinking the exact same thing. We believe we’re special and have far more intricate inner-lives than others. That’s quite normal because we experience life only from our own perspectives, and we’re privy only to our own thoughts. Nonetheless, a shocking 65% of all Americans believe themselves to be of higher-than-average intelligence, according to this study. Wow! That’s a big number!

#3

Poor Mongolians Who Don't Know Of Other Languages

Poor Mongolians Who Don't Know Of Other Languages

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Vicky Zar
Community Member
11 months ago

This is actually funny

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#4

Spot The Difference, Neil

Spot The Difference, Neil

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Daria B
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11 months ago

This is not about statistics, it's about what's more within our power to prevent.

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It’s easy to make fun of wannabe geniuses who shoot themselves in the foot with their comments, but real intelligence shouldn’t be made fun of. According to various studies, having a high IQ makes it more likely that you will be successful and rich and will live longer. Now, this doesn’t mean intelligence is the only factor that matters (and far from every scientist agrees with the conclusion about future success), but the importance of IQ shouldn’t be waved away, as though it means nothing.

#5

How Was I Even Supposed To Respond To This?

How Was I Even Supposed To Respond To This?

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Joonscrab
Community Member
11 months ago

Lmaooo these are the most self-absorbed humans in the world... Can't even get over the fact that a lot of people will be smarter than them as they go on in life... 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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#6

I Guess He Just Doesn’t Like The Word

I Guess He Just Doesn’t Like The Word

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Pamda Panda
Community Member
11 months ago

Props to that response. I would have just noted that the only "disgusting" thing was OP's spelling.

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Alfred Binet and Theodore Simon developed the first IQ (intelligence quotient) test in 1904, after the French government demanded they find a way to differentiate between lazy children and those with mental handicaps. The so-called Simon-Binet test, which was a combination of logical reasoning, finding rhyming words and naming objects, quickly became popular in the West.

The test was then modified in 1916, and called the Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale. This became the standard IQ test used in the United States. Naturally, the test was revised and tweaked countless times, but it still remains popular to this day.

The IQ test didn’t make everyone happy, though. Psychologist David Wechsler thought the Stanford-Binet test was too limited, so in 1955 he created his own intelligence test: the Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scale or WAIS. In modern times we currently have the fourth incarnation of the test, known as WAIS-IV. Wechsler also made tests specifically for children and preschoolers.

#7

What Did You Do Today? 😏😏

What Did You Do Today? 😏😏

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Monika Soffronow
Community Member
11 months ago

I replicate my own DNA every day. My body is so advanced it is doing it on auto-pilot. Yesss. New cells are formed and my hair grows.

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#8

Because Using Widely Known Abbreviations To Save Time Or Make A Comment Shorter Makes You A Semiliterate Neanderthal

Because Using Widely Known Abbreviations To Save Time Or Make A Comment Shorter Makes You A Semiliterate Neanderthal

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Kaisu
Community Member
11 months ago

And two takes muuuuuch less time to write than "is not the same thing as".

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Who’s the smartest person you know? Are you one of the rare people who don’t necessarily think they’re smarter than average? What do you think about IQ being an important predictor of success? Let us know in the comments!

#9

This Guy Plays Chess

This Guy Plays Chess

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Natters
Community Member
11 months ago

And the bishop only moves in diagonals

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#10

Smartass Thinks That None Knows What Water Is

Smartass Thinks That None Knows What Water Is

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Astrowhale
Community Member
11 months ago

Too good

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#11

Wise Man

Wise Man

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Anne
Community Member
11 months ago

Mountain dew is also a drink

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#12

How Can Someone Act So Smart And Yet Be So Dumb

How Can Someone Act So Smart And Yet Be So Dumb

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Foxxy
Community Member
11 months ago

Some of these “geniuses” are absolute assholes.

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#13

Wait Till This Guy Finds Out About Dolphins

Wait Till This Guy Finds Out About Dolphins

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Neon Petra
Community Member
11 months ago

Who honestly cares. Race has nothing to do with intelligence.

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#14

Forgot This Goldmine Courtesy Of My Best Friend

Forgot This Goldmine Courtesy Of My Best Friend

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Neon Petra
Community Member
11 months ago

Hahaha!

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#15

Looks Like He Can't Self-Diagnose Narcissism

Looks Like He Can't Self-Diagnose Narcissism

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Amber Robinson
Community Member
11 months ago

Yeah doctors and nurses f*cking hate this! People suck...

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#16

Insecurity

Insecurity

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Jo Choto
Community Member
11 months ago

Actually, it's a very smart move to do two years at a community college and transfer to a four year college for the last two years, at a fraction of the cost than going all four years to a four year college. But OP is still a tool.

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#17

God Can’t Help Your Iq

God Can’t Help Your Iq

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Neon Petra
Community Member
11 months ago

...and didn't use full stops.

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#18

Only Us Thinkers Would Understand

Only Us Thinkers Would Understand

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Lazy Panda
Community Member
11 months ago

That doesn’t make you a thinker, that makes you an insecure person who is unable to show emotion without feeling vulnerable because you’ve built up too much of a wall. (I say this as someone who is all of those things)

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#19

A True Ancient Greek Kid

A True Ancient Greek Kid

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Marcellus the Third
Community Member
11 months ago

"He had a quite complex complex"/"Dear old Oedipus Rex"/ ...

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#20

Only Common People Get Excited For Things Like The Eclipse - Neil Degrasse Tyson Edition

Only Common People Get Excited For Things Like The Eclipse - Neil Degrasse Tyson Edition

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Kaisu
Community Member
11 months ago

I love it how he tries to get people excited about space and what happens in space, and then when people are really excited about something, he's like "lol you're stupid why are you so excited"

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#21

I Texted All Of My Contacts: "Happy New Year!"

I Texted All Of My Contacts: "Happy New Year!"

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Foxxy
Community Member
11 months ago

Seriously why can’t you just say “thank you”, is it really that bloody hard.

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#22

I'm Not The One Being Dumb Right 🤔

I'm Not The One Being Dumb Right 🤔

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nanashi
Community Member
11 months ago

they knew a lot of Words, they knew the Best Words...

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#23

It’s Only 10 Am

It’s Only 10 Am

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Anon Yymi
Community Member
11 months ago

Having to cite books to get your point across is hardly a sign of intelligence.

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#24

When You Understand Chemistry Jokes Even Though It's Not Your Field.

When You Understand Chemistry Jokes Even Though It's Not Your Field.

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Dynein
Community Member
11 months ago

That awkward moment when someone mistakes basic education with expertise...

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#25

The President

The President

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Colin Leetham
Community Member
11 months ago

I will always remember when he stood before the United Nations, announcing that he had accomplished so much... and they laughed at him. Remember when we had presidents who could use complete sentences?

Wanda Queen
Community Member
11 months ago

Yes. Both with fondness and sadness. Also, reminder to my countrymen, I don't care if you think whomever gets the opposing nomination is perfect or not. Just vote for them. Get behind them and push. We can be idealistic another year, for now we need to do everything in our power to get this maniac OUT.

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Not-so-MadMax
Community Member
11 months ago

I'm not sure if I should laugh untill I cry, or just cry. I'm so sorry for you America :(

PyroarRanger
Community Member
11 months ago

Thank you for your condolences, we will try and kick him out (we can't call him a buffoon, that's offensive to buffoons everywhere)

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
11 months ago

At this point his actual Twitter posts and parody posts are totally indistinguishable.

Frozengeckolover
Community Member
10 months ago

I had always thought his posts were the parody posts. I cried when I found out they were real.

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Carol Emory
Community Member
11 months ago

One of the signs of intelligence is knowing when to keep ones mouth shut. Sooo.......

Steve Cruz
Community Member
10 months ago

"You can't tell how much gas is in the tank by how loud the horn honks."

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SykesDaMan
Community Member
11 months ago

First try? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_2000_presidential_campaign

Croline Lason
Community Member
11 months ago

These tweets are so ridiculous they look fake :p

Uwe Theiss
Community Member
11 months ago

And this aren't his dumbest posts.

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Trix
Community Member
11 months ago

"Being, like, really smart." This talking orange tit is hilarious, whenever I read or hear something he says, I instantly feel smarter and proud of myself. He's such a confidence boost for average people like me, showing that you don't need a brain to rule the United States, anyone can do it.

Not-so-MadMax
Community Member
11 months ago

If the Democrats would publish a book with Trumps most ridiculous tweets and quotes, I'd buy it... As long as he doesn't see a penny.

Peko
Community Member
11 months ago

http://www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-show-with-trevor-noah/trump-twitter-library/chicago

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Helen Haley
Community Member
11 months ago

I miss having a real president.

Wil Vanderheijden
Community Member
11 months ago

Donald Jenius Trump. You know: The wall that Mexico is going to pay for, Raking the woods, Windmills cause cancer, Abortion is when a woman has a child and then kills it and many more of those brilliant statements.

Phoenix Smith
Community Member
11 months ago

I laughed at "And being, Like, really smart"

Calypso poet
Community Member
11 months ago

I always read it in Zoolander’s voice for some reason.

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Mieke Sorée
Community Member
11 months ago

Sending my thoughts and prayers to you Americans, with this moron as your 'leader'...

jamie1707
Community Member
11 months ago

I hate that pig.

meow point1
Community Member
11 months ago

Calling him a pig is an insult to pigs.

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Lea Springstead
Community Member
11 months ago

I could barely read this.

Monika Soffronow
Community Member
11 months ago

What a disgrace. The checks and balances of the American presidential system clearly are not working. He has even managed to ditch the nuclear agreements with Russia.

Anne
Community Member
11 months ago

I'd like to see his IQ proven by a test. Just.. curious.

MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
11 months ago

that guy is idiot

IamDrei_
Community Member
11 months ago

I think I am sick

AuntyJem
Community Member
11 months ago

That's how messed up he is- he ran for president before this election. Every day he proves what a ridiculously coddled, narcissistic, awful human being he is. AND... a former professor of his said he was one of the worst students he ever came across. He'd say that's fake news, of course.

StormsTempest
Community Member
11 months ago

Why do people like this guy???

Lizard Queen
Community Member
11 months ago

Racists love him. Misogynists love him. People with low IQs think he is great.

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N S
Community Member
11 months ago

Errr, seems he forgot his (failed) candidacy in 2000

JD Chapman
Community Member
11 months ago

except he dropped out of the race in to 2001 but we don,t talk about that......

Peter Bear
Community Member
11 months ago

I would laugh, but I can't. This is the man with the nuclear trigger, who thinks North Korea is a government worth courting favor with. This is terrifying.

Bored Moogle
Community Member
11 months ago

I read that in a valley girl accent.

Schrödinger's Dog
Community Member
11 months ago

"Mental stability and being like, really smart"? 0/2. Pardon me while I retch.

elfin
Community Member
11 months ago

I would venture that Trump being President (sort-of) says less about his being smart and more about how many voters are dumb.

Christine M Quigley
Community Member
10 months ago

Uh..Donny...you had a LOT OF HELP!!!

mntryjoseph
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10 months ago

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OWLbystarlight
Community Member
11 months ago

"Mental Stability" in what universe?

charlotte berger
Community Member
11 months ago

I've never actually read any of Trump's tweets. This is just sad and embarassing.

Brian Irby
Community Member
11 months ago

Stable genius... like Mr. Ed

Give me a beagle any day...
Community Member
11 months ago

What a complete jack*ss. A stupid jack*ss!

Rob Roy Metre
Community Member
11 months ago

Hard to believe the world may end at this clown's hands.

Pretty Pangolin
Community Member
11 months ago

What a fuckwit. There's a word that I save for truly special occasions.

Susan Gardner
Community Member
11 months ago

"...and being, like, really smart." OMG LMAO

Tony Barron
Community Member
11 months ago

By stable genius, he means that he is a smart ass!

Calypso poet
Community Member
11 months ago

No, I’m a smart ass, he’s a dumb ass!

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comboplush
Community Member
11 months ago

*cringe

Willa june Bonaparte
Community Member
6 months ago

He had no experience. Isn't this the guy that tried to build a wall in Colorado, because he thought New Mexico was a part of Mexico?

Suzanne Dunne
Community Member
9 months ago

Biggest dickjead in the world (excuse typo0)

Brian Stanton
Community Member
9 months ago (edited)

Beside 1987 didn’t he run in at least the last 3 elections and as Democratic previously ?

Brian Stanton
Community Member
9 months ago

First try? Hasn’t he been trying since he was a Russian asset from 1987? 🤔

okpkpkp
Community Member
10 months ago

Randy Rainbow on YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-LTRwZb35A

Tara Trainor
Community Member
10 months ago

Dear LORD!!!!!!!!

Jette Wang Wahnon
Community Member
10 months ago

As stable as my demented father before he died at 90,but even he did not want to buy Greenland.We Europeans feel sorry the US has such a laughable moron for president

Jennifer Erdossy
Community Member
10 months ago

"On my first try" kills me. He really believes the people are so STUPID that he IS the smartest!

Draw to be Brave
Community Member
10 months ago

You’re “like, really smart”? You sound like a valley girl.

BUMMERS
Community Member
10 months ago

Give the buffoon a break, just look at how successful he's been at "MAKE AMERICA HATE AGAIN!"

Steve Cruz
Community Member
10 months ago

"A Very Stable Genius" Brilliant song parody by RANDY RAINBOW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-LTRwZb35A

Lee Hill
Community Member
10 months ago

he dropped out of the presidential race in 1999. I wouldn't call that going from businessman to president (on his first try) regardless of stops in the middle

Makayla Bolton
Community Member
10 months ago

Go.away.

Sue Sanders
Community Member
10 months ago

He gives me projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea at the same time. Not a pretty thing.

Richard Henderson
Community Member
11 months ago

Wow, he actually wrote “being, like, really smart”?! Hahahahaha.

Id row
Community Member
11 months ago

Oh, sweet merciful crap. My blood pressure just skyrocketed. I think after he originally put this out, I blocked all things Trump from my feed. Just like some things come with a graphic warning before they show it, they should have a Trump warning before they spring this crap on unsuspecting people.

Kori K. Warriner
Community Member
11 months ago

SO glad this dimwit racist, rapist was brought into this Buzzfeed post.

Alexander Brior
Community Member
10 months ago

This is Bored Panda

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Jace
Community Member
11 months ago

Content from this guy could dominate this thread, really.

Rebekah
Community Member
11 months ago

I picture ol' Trump, at 1AM, strumming through Bored Panda, and stumbling upon this, and thinking: "Hey! I'm on BP! Like, wow! Must turn on the twitter!"

CLINT face
Community Member
11 months ago

I miss bush

Pug Pug
Community Member
11 months ago

Bush was a behind 9/11

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Paula Shepard
Community Member
11 months ago

what an insane child...

Rock Rocks
Community Member
11 months ago

😂😂

Антон Христов(Anton Hristoff)
Community Member
11 months ago

at least this dude isn't a firefighter and ex communist bodyguard without a drop of brain like my country prime minister. Boyko we all fuck*ng hate u.

How about No
Community Member
10 months ago

HE HAS DONE MORE FOR AMERICA THAN YOU HAVE

mntryjoseph
Community Member
10 months ago

LOL

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Neon_Sketch_Art
Community Member
11 months ago

Downvote me, idfc. Trump is 10x the president Obama was. Besides, what would have happened if Hillary (spelling? nope.) had become president? Hell, we'd probably be in war.

Full Name
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11 months ago

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I noticed now none of you actually rebutted the things he said. You just get triggered and talk about how you hate him. Hating him has zero to do with what he said.

Peko
Community Member
11 months ago

It's paranoid ravings, the correct response would be to bring him to a psychiatrist, not to engage him like these are things to be taken seriously.

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11 months ago

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Trump has helped me find a lot of respect for Putin, actually. Putin does a lot of stuff that shouldn't be accepted and so on, but at least he is mostly reasonable. I believe Putin actually is really smart. The Big Orange... better not say anything, I hate to speak ill of people.

Judy Engelke
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11 months ago

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Maybe a twit but he is President of the USA and the rest of us are?

Lucas
Community Member
11 months ago

FFS - a lot better than him.

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Something
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11 months ago

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He isn't stupid. He acts stupid to attract stupid people. That's worse.

Sergio Serg
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11 months ago

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He's arrogant but he is very intelligent and thank God for his arrogance because nothing less would be enough to fight the crooked left that's chiseling away at our rights

Delores Brouillard
Community Member
11 months ago

Keep drinking the kool aid bro

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11 months ago

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...boy we are really racking up the propaganda points today kids! "Orange man bad!"

Chris Jones
Community Member
11 months ago (edited)

He did actually write this you know - so not propaganda. The Orange man is not very bright and incredibly arrogant. He is the epitome of the point this article is making.

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#26

Dry Wit

Dry Wit

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Phoebe Bean
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11 months ago

Brain "full" of... air??

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#27

Setup An Old Army Buddy With A Girl I Knew. She Messaged Me After Their Date Saying He Kept Trying To Flex His Inteligence. Guess I Made A Mistake Thinking They Would Be A Good Match

Setup An Old Army Buddy With A Girl I Knew. She Messaged Me After Their Date Saying He Kept Trying To Flex His Inteligence. Guess I Made A Mistake Thinking They Would Be A Good Match

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Piou
Community Member
11 months ago

I like when people use the fact they earn a lot of money to argue they are superior. For me if you use this kind of argument you're just making the opposite point. Money doesn't make you a better or smarter person.

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#28

You Peasants

You Peasants

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MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
11 months ago

i love being peasant, nature and work is great for physical and mental health :D

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#29

An Intellectual On Stephen Hawking's Death

An Intellectual On Stephen Hawking's Death

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Anon Yymi
Community Member
11 months ago

Literally the most intelligent person in the world isn't smart enough for this guy. I bet he's done some great things.

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#30

No Time For Culture Dr. Jones

No Time For Culture Dr. Jones

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nanashi
Community Member
11 months ago

at first I thought he was talking about the show Big Bang lol

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