The world is divided into two types of people: those who can park a car properly, and those who like to be hated for asshole parking habits. Fortunately, the latter category is the smaller of the two groups, but there's still enough of these rude people around to piss off the considerate majority. As you can see from this list compiled by Bored Panda, however, people have found a variety of funny, creative, and passive-aggressive ways to enact their revenge on these thoughtless people.

We applaud these common sense warriors for not giving into some form of road rage and smashing the violators' windshields or keying sides of their cars. In many instances, their funny notes even saved the asshole parkers from parking tickets, so hopefully, they'll park with more consideration next time.

#1

Parking

Romobyl Report

Harvey Tydeman
Community Member
4 years ago

genius bus driver boxed him in as vengence

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#2

Passive-aggressive Parking Notes

mattythedog Report

Liz Sowinski (suckitchumps)
Community Member
4 years ago

They must keep several of these flyers in their glove box, just in case... I should start too!

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#3

Passive-aggressive Parking Notes

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Charles Quigley
Community Member
4 years ago

best one I have saw!

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#4

Parking

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Cassie
Community Member
4 years ago

What a great use of a zip tie!

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#5

Sticky Notes

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Rashael N
Community Member
4 years ago

I saw this on television.

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#6

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Rashael N
Community Member
4 years ago

4 spots!?! Good grief. Yea, they really must think the world revolves around them. I hope they learned at least somewhat of a lesson /:

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#7

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Jedrico Report

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I've seen a few who I hope don't "Fuck like they drive" either.... they're ALL OVER the place! lol

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#8

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I thought it was illegal to block a sidewalk with your vehicle... whether you live there or not. Maybe a $250 ticket would have cured this nerd.

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#9

Passive-aggressive Parking Notes

lodoyun Report

Gillian Concannon
Community Member
4 years ago

Well done, I'd like the nerve

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#10

Passive-aggressive Parking Notes

_someclicheid_ Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

Man... I need to start carrying chalk!

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#11

This Is What You Get When You Take Up Four Parking Spaces In My Workplace.

thesongbirdy Report

Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago

Surrounded by the gang...

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#12

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John Pozadzides Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

"clawed at your privates" lol

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#13

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damon7620 Report

Douglas Goldbach
Community Member
4 years ago

That doesn't rhyme!!!

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#14

Passive-aggressive Parking Notes

geauxmoxie Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

That ending LMAO

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#15

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Swichts Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

As someone who left work to find her car had been slammed into, and the person drove off. I'm glad people like this guy exist. Wish someone had done that for me

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#16

Passive-aggressive Parking Notes

PossiblyDrunkIrishman Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

hahaha ZING!

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#17

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m3r41ck Report

Joanne Palmer
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh that's a good one!! Look at the confusion Lol

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#18

Passive-aggressive Parking Notes

i_am_barry_badrinath Report

Monkey D. Luffy
Community Member
4 years ago

Office space ha ha

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#19

Passive-aggressive Parking Notes

Giggdy Report

Julie Jablonowski
Community Member
4 years ago

Hope this was posted at the elevators and stairwells!

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#20

Passive-aggressive Parking Notes

Imgur Report

Julie Jablonowski
Community Member
4 years ago

An angry english teacher or logic groupie?

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#21

Passive-aggressive Parking Notes

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•_•
Community Member
4 years ago

Anyone notice how perfect that paper is :D

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#22

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Bobby jones
Community Member
4 years ago

too bad they're movable

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#23

Passive-aggressive Parking Notes

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

Who has the time to do all this? lol

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#24

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Joanne Palmer
Community Member
4 years ago

asshat Lmaoooooo!!!!

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#25

Passive-aggressive Parking Notes

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Donna Peterson
Community Member
4 years ago

I had this card for years and would use it! Especially at Disneyland!

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#26

Passive-aggressive Parking Notes

silence_hr Report

Timea Peter
Community Member
4 years ago

his license plate A55= ASS

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#27

Passive-aggressive Parking Notes

Albuyeh Report

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I think this is the best one...

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#28

Passive-aggressive Parking Notes

SlainVeteran Report

Julie Jablonowski
Community Member
4 years ago

Rather polite overall considering the tool was doing this for a month.

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#29

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eldowns Report

Julie Jablonowski
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow, that's a lot of time and effort - right up there with the plastic wrapped car - or did this take longer?

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#30

Passive-aggressive Parking Notes

TheCircusOfValues Report

Carin Huber
Community Member
4 years ago

Game of Thrones reference

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#31

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Quant
Community Member
4 years ago

That's a whole jar of nutella level commitment.

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#32

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Anovan Report

Amy Force
Community Member
4 years ago

Jasper. lmao

#33

Passive-aggressive Parking Notes

meowmeowlexi Report

Quant
Community Member
4 years ago

I hope it's just the note, and not a surprise on the other side ;o

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#34

Passive-aggressive Parking Notes

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#35

Passive-aggressive Parking Notes

cherokeehackslife Report

#36

Aggressive Parking Notes

blarex Report

#37

Passive-aggressive Parking Notes

Imgur Report

Jon Watts
Community Member
4 years ago

OHH how nuts