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Over-the-top advertisements of children's accomplishments are everywhere. "Watch Matthew's game-winning shot!" a mom shouts to her Facebook friend uploading a video. "Little Susie is years ahead in math!" a dad proclaims at a family barbeque.

But often these compliments can get a little out of hand; moms and dads aren't impartial when it comes to their kids' abilities. Whether they realize they're doing it or not, they can easily over-exaggerate.

And when they do, they end up on the subreddit called r/WokeKids. The number one internet archive of proud parents. Continue scrolling to check out our hand-picked posts from this entertaining online community and a few random pictures we found elsewhere that we thought are very appropriate and go with its content well. Enjoy!

#1

Yea Sure

Yea Sure

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#2

Enough Of Your S**t, Rebecca

Enough Of Your S**t, Rebecca

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Aaron W
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When your three year old is smarter than you. You probably should have somebody cutting up your food for you.

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All this child-centered bragging, despite its patent violation of the social ideals of modesty and respect for others, may be, according to University of Pennsylvania sociologist Annette Lareau, PhD, an outgrowth of the hothouse style of parenting that pervades our culture.

Lareau, who has studied the habits and behaviors of contemporary families, calls this practice "concerted cultivation." She thinks it's a way middle-class parents tend to see "parenting as a project," something to be managed and organized and programmed.

"There's a way in which an activity is more intense for the mother than it is even for the child," Lareau told WebMD. "And the competitive nature of activities is woven into the heart of the process."

Psychiatrist Alvin Rosenfeld, MD, believes it's much better to concentrate on the whole child instead of just the part you like. "Many focus on their children's achievements, rather than getting to know their kids as individuals," Rosenfeld explained. "The dilemma is when kids become valued only for their accomplishments -- or when they live up to your fantasies of what they ought to accomplish -- not for who they are as people."

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I Cried

I Cried

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Buren
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I asked my adult friends what they want for Christmas. They didn't say cake, they said donut, I cried.

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#7

“Hey Buddy Hold This Spatula Real Quick”

“Hey Buddy Hold This Spatula Real Quick”

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Parents need to remember to model the behavior they want their kids to develop. "If they see and hear you bragging, that's the behavior they'll emulate," Rosenfeld added.

Social etiquette matters. Don't be a braggart; we don't know about other families' struggles and challenges. The parent you might be tempted to tell about your kid's athletic accomplishments, for example, may have a child with a physical disability.

Again, focus on who your children are as people rather than their latest test score. "We rarely hear the simple praise, 'He is such a good (or good-hearted) kid,'" Rosenfeld said.

#8

In The Womb? Sure

In The Womb? Sure

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Rijkærd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to know how "old" is 2 and 3 years old now coz my maths ain't mathing...

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#9

They Would Rly Die

They Would Rly Die

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Andy Acceber
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At age 9? In 2021? This is 100% something a kid that age could plausibly say. I get a feeling that the people who object to these don't interact with many children.

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#10

Power Ranger Quotes > Bible Verses

Power Ranger Quotes > Bible Verses

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ya know, most people who grow up around people like this end up being hardcore atheists and agnostics

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Psychotherapist and author F. Diane Barth said that if you do feel compelled to brag to other parents about your kid, be sure to give them equal time to brag about theirs and try to think of something you admire about their children in case they can’t come up with something.

Every parent wants to tell the world their kid is something special, and they should, but the trick is to balance it out. As you can see from the pictures, there's a line between being incredibly impressed with their accomplishments and talking the kids up to the point everyone thinks you're simply full of it.

#11

Damn, That 2 Year Old Is Genius

Damn, That 2 Year Old Is Genius

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Spinz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TWO? Do people genuinely expect others to believe posts like these or is it some sort of satire I'm not in the loop with?

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I Don’t Think This Kid Is Even Old Enough To Form Full Sentences

I Don’t Think This Kid Is Even Old Enough To Form Full Sentences

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JillyMack
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. My thoughts exactly. I'm Scottish and this is just embarrassing

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Ray Martin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I taught my daughter the truth about Flat Earth, and the other day we were in the toy shop and she spots a globe. First thing she said was "For fück's sake, Dad, I'm 27 and a science teacher! I already know the Earth is an oblate spheroid, so why do you keep telling me it isn't really flat, and why are we in this toy shop?"

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Truth Monster
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That globe is a lie. Everyone knows that we live on a disc on the back of 4 enormous elephants who stand on the back of a space-faring turtle. Sheesh. Educate your kids.

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Immortal Emperor Paradox
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope mate. The truth is that we live in the Mortal Emperor World, one of the Nine Worlds. Every era, a Heaven's Will is born and cultivators throughout the Nine Worlds battle with each other for supremacy. The last one standing shoulders the Heaven's Will and ascends to become an Immortal Emperor.

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Eb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you lie to your kid and set them up for confusion and ridicule at school? Some people shouldn't have children.

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Dave Harris
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Firstly you are a complete and utter moron for believing that the Earth is flat! Secondly there is no way this really happened.

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Nikki Sevven
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The weirdest part of the flat earthers ideology is that they confirm that all other planets are spherical, based on astronomical observation of NASA and others. But the Earth is flat...because it's not a planet, according to them, despite the exact same observations made by NASA.

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Michał Osiecki
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as I heard them they believe the stars etc is a projection, somone actually made effort to project stars solar eclipse moon etc as a conspiracy. If I was making the conspiracy I would not waste time on that nonsense and just let people think that the sky is poo brown and they would believe it as well, so why waste time XD

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Saint Jimmy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then her voice filled with rage as she said "there is no earth everything is a simulation the toy shop lies" and so then I woke up

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Vishy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I know why civilization went extinct on Mars. They sent all the idiots here and left the planet.

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RandomX123
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That wasn't her, that was your flat 2d brain. She was probably just calling you out for being a moron

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Mayrene Chester
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i cannot, at this modern age and time, still believe there are people who believe the earth is flat....

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Fliphpo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For goodness sake, the earth is shaped like a Pangolin, i have said this so many tiumes

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Lorrie Rothstein
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can anyone think the earth is flat? They knew in ancient times the world is round

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Rijkærd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stop imposing your stupidity onto children and lying to the freaking world....f*****g hell!

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Chilli
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The parent is stupid on many many MANY levels.

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moose man
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yea i yea that’s why i’m is so confused about what i is saying about the same name lol i i just saying that she was like i and i just got out the shower lol i lol i i said i she likes to go with me and then i lol i just like that she likes it and i lol i just got my phone and she said i just saying she was saying that i just got out the shower and i just saying she is not a bad dad and i is so bad lol she just

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Paul Anth mc
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This statement seems a bit flat to me...unlike the Earth which is round...or globe-shaped...give or take slightly bulging around the equator, slightly flattish at the poles but hey science......

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then she said “And we went from Scotland to France once and the color of the ground didn’t even change colors. That’s how I know that globe is lying!” And then everyone clapped and she grew up and won the Nobel prize

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Asswipe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It went the other way around and this kid taught her air headed parent that earth is not flat: "look at that you silly cow, even I know the world isn't flat and I still wear diapers".

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美美
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"hey kid point to this globe real quick so I can get a pic"

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Zoe Booth
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha ha , she couldnt even string a sentence together at that age !!! lol

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Craig Reynolds
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would anyone think the Earth is flat without ever going into orbit to see for themselves? You can even use Google Earth to rotate the planet in any direction and never once does it go all pie plate. You can also see different parts of the Milkyway in the background of Earth. There is absolutely no logic that would justify Google or our own government and every single astronaut, cosmonaut, and taikonaut, needing to lie about Earth, being round. These flat Earthers need serious psychological help...

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Randy Volz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that little one has an intelligible vocabulary of more than 20 words, I'd be shocked.

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Jo Choto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the daughter is probably pointing at a place on the globe that she'd like to live so she doesn't have to listen to her mother's bullshit anymore.

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ILOVEBAMBOO
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think it's the toy shop that's preaching lies here...

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Nathaniel Nganga
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then i realised i was mentally ill and had my child taken away because of the poisoning of a young mind and got a metall health theripist

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Darko Juric
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

may I guess she was 9 month old genius …lol….grow up you dont want to have messed up child . mom that lives in clouds is enough for one family.

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Sequoia
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first thing we have to address is why is a globe in a toy store?

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Leslie Jabine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because the store is run by silly physics adherents, sweetie!.....

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Queenie-Poo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That kids's not old enough to speak in sentences longer than one to three words.

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Curry on...
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I suspect some of these homeschooled kids are going to be a challenge for society. Not in a good way.

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Holly Allen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually she said "Gffgggdd fffgvgdd hghfcdd." Well said, little one. Well said.

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Allen Lavine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The daughter looking at her like are you smart enough to be a mother

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Chaostheory
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm confused, is she trying to prove she's smart or stupid?

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#14

Trump's Twitter

Trump's Twitter

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My three-year-old niece said "Ah yes, wonderful news. Thank you for telling me, fine lad. Please, have twenty dollars"

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Story Of A Woke Son In The Wilds Of Twitter

Story Of A Woke Son In The Wilds Of Twitter

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Been Waiting For The Right Place To Post This Enlightened Toddler

Been Waiting For The Right Place To Post This Enlightened Toddler

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you can have make-believe friends, you can have make-believe children too.

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#17

An Interesting Title

An Interesting Title

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Spinz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is easy enough to believe for me, then again there was no specified age

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#18

Hmmm

Hmmm

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, to be fair, this is actually pretty true. My daughter is not allowed to show any part of her stomach or shoulders at school, but I am allowed to own any number of assault weapons.

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#19

Here's One I Might Actually Believe

Here's One I Might Actually Believe

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Another Politically Aware 11 Year Old

Another Politically Aware 11 Year Old

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#24

Seems Practical

Seems Practical

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is not that uncommon. Two to three languages happens regularly in immigrant families. I grew up with three. Ten languages on the other hand seems pretty hard.

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#25

Oh God. I’ve Encountered My First One In The Wild

Oh God. I’ve Encountered My First One In The Wild

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Yeah I’m Sure Your Kid Gave Up The Chance For Free Candy Based On Some Adult’s Political Views

Yeah I’m Sure Your Kid Gave Up The Chance For Free Candy Based On Some Adult’s Political Views

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look at those absolutely sick Trump trash women. They are an embarrassment to our country. Raising monsters.

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#27

R/Wokekids Or R/Thathappened ? Can’t Decide

R/Wokekids Or R/Thathappened ? Can’t Decide

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It Just Sounds Better

It Just Sounds Better

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#29

Hm

Hm

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meh sounds like something I might have said I can bring myself to believe this at a stretch

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#30

Just Found This On Facebook Lmaoooo

Just Found This On Facebook Lmaoooo

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Yeah, That’s What An 8 Year Old Is Worrying About

Yeah, That’s What An 8 Year Old Is Worrying About

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I understand this. It's in the language of a child, but the gist is if you teach in subjects without showing how those subjects are connected, you miss an important learning opportunity. Science contains maths. Geography contains science. History contains social studies (and vice versa). And some of this crossover starts in primary school. I'm not sure I get what he means about music, but the rest of it makes sense. And is absolutely what an 8 year old can worry about.

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Poster Claims Their 5th Grader Did This

Poster Claims Their 5th Grader Did This

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Believable. Small children are parrots, if they've heard something, especially opinions heavily foisted on them, they'll reproduce on demand. Many antivax parents are scared their child will be secretly vaccinated at every doctor's appointment, so they teach them what they want them to say in this fictional scenario. Sad.

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#33

That Kid Loved It

That Kid Loved It

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I Used To Be A Woke Kid Myself Back In The Day!

I Used To Be A Woke Kid Myself Back In The Day!

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Rijkærd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kinda f****d up parenting in my opinion...using a kid to pass your political message is not some proud s**t. Leave the kids out of a mess they dont even understand

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Sure Man

Sure Man

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