50 Hilarious Photos That Everyone Needs To See Before Having Kids
There can never be too many parenting tips for any types of parents, fresh or seasoned because you're raising a damn human being after all. And with a task requiring so much responsibility, no advice is better learned than through a process of tedious trial and error. While everybody tries to convince you that being a parent is one of life's most beautiful and rewarding journeys and nothing can replicate the joy of creating and nurturing a new life and watching it blossom, the bitter truth is that dealing with crazy kids on a daily basis is not all sunshine and rainbows.
There are guaranteed to be occasions when your little angel's halo slips, to reveal the spawn of Satan within. This list of parenting memes and funny fails while trying to raise a decent human being, compiled by Bored Panda, will have parents nodding their heads with a wry sympathy, as the moments in these funny photos sum up what kind of epic fails often come with being a parent. Scroll down below to check the funny kids and distraught parents out for yourself, and don't forget to vote for your faves!
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"I Went To The Bathroom And Forgot To Shut The Door"
"Mom, He's Too Hot And He Needs A Fan." Imagine Waking Up To This
I Heard This Kid Yelling For His Dad At Lowe’s, I Went Looking For Him And...
Bring A Toddler To A Wedding They Said, It Will Be Cute They Said
Sometimes You Get A Playpen To Keep The Kid Out
Daughter’s First Camping Trip. This Is How She Wakes Me Up At 6:15 In The Morning
Kept Track Of How Many Times My 3-Year-Old Asked Me “Why?” In One Day
Actual Photo Of Me Waiting For My Daughter To Finish Her Homework
Son To My Wife: "Mommy , Let's Play Army Guys. You Can Be This Guy Because He's Vacuuming."
My Cousins Had A Paint Party At Their Daycare And Now They Look Like A Cartoon Character When A Bomb Explodes
Have A Baby They Said... It Will Be Fun They Said.... (Decibel Meter For Reference)
Holy crap that's loud! 85dB is the noise level when the ear hairs cell gets damaged, making you slightly deafer. At the moment, that baby is as loud as a nightclub! XD
I Am A Lawyer, My Son Told Me He Had To Tell Me Something, But First Wanted Me To Sign This
We Got These Bathroom Doors Because We Thought They Were Trendy. That Was Before We Had A Toddler
But then literally anyone can see you on the loo. And you can see all your guests on the loo. Bit weird no?
My Wife Cutting My Daughter's Skirt Out Of A Scooter Axle On Mother's Day
My 4-Year-Old Found Permanent Markers And Is So Proud That He Is Now Darth Maul
One Picture Has Never Encapsulated My Life As A Parent More
“Mum, I’m Going To Boil An Egg To Have On Toast” Me Yelling Back From The Bathroom “Just Give Me A Sec & I’ll Show “Boom”
Walked In The Bathroom To Find Our Precious Child "Washing" A Book He Found
and it wasn't waterproof, how about your marriage?....... just joking !
It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought, it figures
They forgot to babyproof the book that should have babyproofed their marriage.
At least it wasn't the family photo album. Or your checkbook. Or your accounting log book.
Girls' Room Wasn't Getting Warm So I Took Apart Their Vent, I Now Have A Great Way To Illustrate What It's Like To Have Four Children
The One And Only Time I Forgot To Put Up The Baby Gate Before I Showered
I Gave My 2-Year-Old A Slice Of Cheese To Eat While She Was Watching Some Paw Patrol. Then I Checked On Her A Minute Later
I'm just going to save this cheese for later by putting it on the wall right there!
My Husband Left The Nesquick Out
My Baby Ordered 94 Dollars Worth Of Pizza Off An App Called Slice That Doesn’t Ask For Payment Info Verification When Placing An Order
My Nephew Woke Up From His Nap With A Sippy Cup Nobody Had Seen For 3 Weeks
Why Is She Upset? Because She Can’t Have The Corn Oil That She Is Convinced Is Apple Juice
30 Pairs Of My Kid's Socks. Not A Single Pair. I Don't Even Remember Us Buying So Many Socks
I like to buy all the same socks so u only need two socks to have a match.
Shopping Is Hard
Ok I have a serious question and I don't want to sound snotty. Why do parents let their children do this? If I hung onto a cart while my mom was trying to shop she would have picked my butt up hauled me either to the car or the nearest bathroom and swatted my butt... also...I never would have done this because my parents would have never allowed it. I'm confused as to how this happens?
I Got One Child To Nap, The Other One Is Stubborn
Thug Life
im more shocked by the fact that a 2 years old was in a situation where he could use a shredder, without supervision....
I Swear I Don't Know Where He Learned This
Well..you don't eat the core of an apple or the cob of the corn do you?
Take Your Child To Work Day Summed Up In One Photo
Today I Learned That If You Let Your Child Pour Their Own Syrup They Will Invent “Pancake Soup”
The Moment When You Realized Your Toddler Spent 30 Minutes Trying To Unlock Your iPad
When You’ve Got Glass Shower Doors And A Toddler That Won’t Stay Out
This Apple My Son Was "Done With"
She Was Being So Quiet, We Thought She Fell Asleep. Nope, Just Silently Applying Butt Paste To Her Face
When You Find Your Pants In The Toilet After Asking Your Toddler To Help You With Laundry
This Is What Happens When You Put A 7-Year-Old In Charge Of Dishwasher Duty
And that's when you call them over and show them what happened and explain how to load the dishwasher properly. Like you should have done before giving the duty.
Most photos here show hilarious parenting fails. If I would have pulled a fraction of the crap kids in these photos pulled, my mother would fucking murder me.
Haha same mate, my mother did not take kindly to stuff being needlessly destroyed, first my mum would of whooped my ass, then my auntie, then my gran (strong Italian woman don't play).
So true. I went over to my aunt's house one day after my mother gave me crap about something. I told her my mother - her sister (Italian) was mean, and the answer I got was another smacking. Never did THAT again...
Mine too. If we didn't do it right (She never showed us) we got an earful.
That's wrong too. Assist in the beginning, then actively work towards getting out of the loop.
Same here. Even when I was little(that was a decade ago) the discipline was better. I never got pulled by the ear, but I did get a few light slaps on the butt and got slapped through the hands when I was 3 for destroying one sheet of documents, thinking I would get away with drawing on them. I was a fairly good child never the less, preferring to be on my own devices(this by no way means I did sh*ts like those) and never demanding 24/7 centre of attention position. Someone might say this destroyed my relationship with my parents but far from it. Especially since my mom read a couple of books on child psychology, it has improved even more. I can safely say we have the best parent-child relationship I've ever seen and I've never even for a moment thought about doing all the cr*p "normal" teens do. If I ever make the mistake to have kids(which is unlikely), I would parent them like my mother did. Conversations, mutual agreement and understanding, evenly paired with a good discipline where needed.
Mine too!
With my sister and i all we needed to hear was our full name yelled out and we pissed ourselves cause we were in trouble. These days you cant even smack your child on the butt with out being reported to child protection services
yup.
A few really funny ones, a few where you wonder what people expect, and a few where you simply they "own fault"...
I'll probably get flamed for this, but I hate kids and I don't want to be around the little walking petri dishes.
I'm with you, Kiki. I dislike kids, and stay away from them. It's no different than folks who dislike cats or dogs.
Except that you were one.
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You won't get flamed. But you will look like a very frustrated person. It's kind of sad really.
Not at all. You, on the other hand, sound very judgemental and entitled. Nothing sad nor frustrated about not wanting or liking kids. Paedo-fanatics like you are much sadder to our eyes.
Bob, you live in this weird reality, anybody who expresses dislike for kids is either sad or frustrated, i think its you that's projecting here mate. We are the people who will come and say openly, we dislike kids, we don't want kids and we will never want kids or regret our decisions. Its not the 50's anymore Bob, not everyone wants or needs to have kids. You need to get a grip. We are the happy, wide awake, disposable income having, weekend sleeping people that we want to be.
So pleased I went down the route of not having children, but good luck to the rest of you who do lol
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Glad for you. But mainly glad for the kids you never had.
Bob, just shut it.
A large percentage of these are bad parenting.
And they posted it online. (???)
I think that if you're dumb enough to let these things happen, then you're dumb enough to humiliate your kids online...
Ahh so happy to be... Childfree! Lalalala! Now I'm off to Palm Springs with my disposable income for massages and new boots
Be careful of who hears you saying that, there's probably like 500 people wanting to cheerfully throw those boots at you, then make you babysit while they go to Palm Springs! (Dont take that wrong,Im trying to be funny not insulting)
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Good troll is good. Congratulations!
Yeah me and the wife decided a long time ago to not have children, this only amplifies the fact we made the right decision, we are just fine with our rescue animals, metal gigs, weed consumption and disposable income.
Right? If you don't like kids, you shouldn't have any. Life is GREAT being childfree. Too many frustrated parents are jealous of our lifestyle, because we get enough sleep, can own nice things, and are happy with our decisions.
Dam right Lizard Queen and i love it. I get up on a Saturday morning nice and easy around 09:00, speak to my friend with children and he has already been up for hours and knackered, i don't envy him.
Lizard Queen --- Just because I choose not to have kids, doesn't mean I DISLIKE them. I just don't want to be eternally responsible for one. --- Though I am happy to be eternally responsible for my dog. ---- It's just simply a lot less work. :o)
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If you need this kind of reassurance, it means that somewhere, you regret not having kids. Two dollars psychology, but you sound kind of sad...
No, she is simply stating her opinion on that and i fully agree, i am able to sleep in every weekend if i choose and i LOVE IT. I have nieces, nephews and god children, as much as i love them i can only tolerate them for an hour or so.
Bob, everyone is NOT meant to be a parent. The wise folks know it early, and do not have any. Doubt me? Look at statistics regarding child abuse, foster care, and behavioral health issues. Many, if not most, of these issues stem from people having kids who never should have.
Two dollars psychology isn't a correct sentence, maybe you could use pseudo-psychology instead?.
Finally you said something normal people can agree with: that yours is 2 dollars psychology.
All I have to say is...Nah nah ne poo poo! Have fun with that. Just got back from a week in Paris to a clean, sparkling house, happy cats, and serenity. I LOVE not having kids. Not only is my life full of fun, I have the money to take vacations.
I'm with you, Aunt Messy. My husband and I each bought our dream cars this year. Our home will be paid off next year, and we're both under 50. Next year we'll install a pool, and possibly travel, if we can agree on a destination lol.
I have a kid and money for vacations too. I even have time to do stuff on my own. My life is not necessarily less fun too. So I can honestly say that I LOVE having a kid. Won't feel too lonely when I grow old too. ;)
You're assuming your child will WANT to be around you later in life. You're assuming your child will survive that long. You're assuming your child will be a functioning adult. Bad things happen. It is IRRESPONSIBLE to have kids just so you're not "lonely" later on. The more you post, the more it seems you REALLY regret your own choices, hence the projection on the childfree and happy.
You sound so desperate Bob. I feel for you. But know that a lot of parents regret having children and desperately try to convince themselves they don't. You are not alone, seek psychological help.
Kids are amazing, wierd and EVIL
pretty much a PSA to not have kids. ever.
50 reasons why I'm never having kids.
These pictures are great advertisements for birth control!
Fifty reasons I am so, so, so happy I did not have offspring
My mom said I loved water so much that when she would take me out of the bath/shower, I would scream bloody murder. Someone called the cops on her.. When I say I don't want kids, they're awful little things, people always retort with "oh yeah? well YOU were a kid too". I just think of me and my poor mother in that situation and let them know I too was a disgustung brat
Yeah, people's logic is weird, right? Just because one used to be a kid himself/herself doesn't mean he/she should like them or be tolerant of them. And that fixed phrase "You were a kid too(a.k.a "you were the same")" is pathetic. Like, how do they know what you were like? I used to be a very quiet kid for instance, so shamers are completely disarmed.