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Dad Accidentally Buys A Life-Size 6-Meter-Long Dinosaur Statue For His 4-Year-Old Son
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Dad Accidentally Buys A Life-Size 6-Meter-Long Dinosaur Statue For His 4-Year-Old Son

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On the small British island of Guern, in the middle of the English Channel, a father gave his four-year-old son a dinosaur. Problem: the dimensions of the “toy,” which the father did not check when ordering on the net. Yes, the child dreamed of a big animal, but in this case, the beast is… more than 6 meters long!

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For months, Theo had told his father, André Bisson, that he wanted to have the biggest Carnotaurus there is. The 4-year-old boy fell in love with Carnotauruses after he had watched the Disney classic Dinosaur. The Carnotaurus was a dangerous predator with arms shorter than T-rex’s and “bull” horns (hence the Taurus in the name), which lived in Patagonia for about 70 million years in the middle Cretaceous period. The father immediately did his research on the net. Finally, his wife saw an advertisement for a nearby amusement park offering one of their decorative statues: a Carnotaurus, just like Theo had wanted.

The opportunity was too excellent. André Bisson immediately spent 1,000 pounds (about 1,200 euros) to acquire the animal without even asking the sender for details on its dimensions. While he was expecting an object at most 3 meters long, the 2-ton monster measured 6.5 by 2.5 meters high. The dinosaur was not only life-size, but weighed almost as much as a real one. The delivery company even had to exchange its usual trucks for a trailer and a crane to transport the animal.

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Without any fear, the child seems to have made the animal his best friend. Chaz (the name given by the boy) will stay in his garden until Theo doesn’t want him anymore, which will most likely be never.

Image credits: André Bisson

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just curious if they are wealthy... I can't imagine being able to buy ANY child a $1500 toy no matter how much I desire to make the world happy.

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Greta Toločkaitė
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

right? also, I'm pretty sure this one did not come with a free shipping, especially to some small island

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Puna
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No way you spend that much money and don't bother looking at the size the object you're buying.

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Dorothy Parker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um, I did. I still don't know how I did it. I bought a 6 ft. long rolled edge claw foot bathtub instead of the 5ft. long one. I almost drown in it. Fortunately we had the space.

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Nicholas Yu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I miss the days when people became viral for accomplishing amazing feats, like running a mile in under four minutes. As opposed to staging events, recording them, and then pretending to be surprised for media attention.

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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry dude, didnt wanted to sound disrespectful, just (unsuccesfully) trying to agree with you with irony.

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N S
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"By mistake", yea right, bugger off you attention seeking sod

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Agent K
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He knew it was gonna be BIG, why not just make the title "Crazy Dad Buys Kid Life-Size Dino!"

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Oliver Hutcheon
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh Jesus. I live in Guernsey (not Guern!) and this is a non story. He knew the size of the dinosaur. It couldn't be shipped in time for Xmas due to the weather so they gave him a smaller one for a couple of months. Then they swapped them. It was a nice present for his kids from an exhibition that was shutting down. It was on the local news when it arrived but it wasn't a surprise. Sorry to spoil the fun.

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Conor Gilmartin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks, Oliver. Got really annoyed reading the b******t ‘facts’ in this story.

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~~ZoEy~~
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, ok, whatever! How can you not know the size of the dinosaur!? Don't try to play dumb and not know the size and/or wonder why the cost of your dinosaur is so much and thinking that it's much smaller.

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glowworm2
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is absolutely adorable and awesome! I hope the little guy has tons of fun with his new dinosaur friend!

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ZOMb2010
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahhh...is the Dad that dense not seeing the price ??? ...

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Avital Pilpel
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's simple.... he wanted it for himself and couldn't get his wife to agree to buy it, so he "accidentally" bought it for his son.

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Monika Soffronow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The proud dad wanted it too, and there is no better excuse than that his young son wanted it! Have a nice weekend, all pandas out there!

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Conor Gilmartin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get your facts straight: 1) The island is called Guernsey, not Guern. I live there, about two minutes’ drive along the coast from this family. 2) The father did not buy it accidentally, it was an intentional purchase. 3) It was bought from an attraction on our neighbouring island (Jersey) that was closing down. 4) It was bought knowing it was ‘life-sized’ so the comment about dimensions is incorrect. 4) André (the father) is currently looking to repair the internal electronics so that the dinosaur can move once again.

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Seabeast
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want this for my backyard! Mind you, it would probably take up the whole back yard and then some.

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just curious if they are wealthy... I can't imagine being able to buy ANY child a $1500 toy no matter how much I desire to make the world happy.

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Greta Toločkaitė
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

right? also, I'm pretty sure this one did not come with a free shipping, especially to some small island

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punawild avatar
Puna
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No way you spend that much money and don't bother looking at the size the object you're buying.

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Dorothy Parker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um, I did. I still don't know how I did it. I bought a 6 ft. long rolled edge claw foot bathtub instead of the 5ft. long one. I almost drown in it. Fortunately we had the space.

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buffbanana15 avatar
Nicholas Yu
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I miss the days when people became viral for accomplishing amazing feats, like running a mile in under four minutes. As opposed to staging events, recording them, and then pretending to be surprised for media attention.

sergiobicerra_1 avatar
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry dude, didnt wanted to sound disrespectful, just (unsuccesfully) trying to agree with you with irony.

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N S
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"By mistake", yea right, bugger off you attention seeking sod

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Agent K
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He knew it was gonna be BIG, why not just make the title "Crazy Dad Buys Kid Life-Size Dino!"

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Oliver Hutcheon
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh Jesus. I live in Guernsey (not Guern!) and this is a non story. He knew the size of the dinosaur. It couldn't be shipped in time for Xmas due to the weather so they gave him a smaller one for a couple of months. Then they swapped them. It was a nice present for his kids from an exhibition that was shutting down. It was on the local news when it arrived but it wasn't a surprise. Sorry to spoil the fun.

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Conor Gilmartin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks, Oliver. Got really annoyed reading the b******t ‘facts’ in this story.

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~~ZoEy~~
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, ok, whatever! How can you not know the size of the dinosaur!? Don't try to play dumb and not know the size and/or wonder why the cost of your dinosaur is so much and thinking that it's much smaller.

glowworm2 avatar
glowworm2
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is absolutely adorable and awesome! I hope the little guy has tons of fun with his new dinosaur friend!

zomb2010 avatar
ZOMb2010
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahhh...is the Dad that dense not seeing the price ??? ...

avitalpilpel avatar
Avital Pilpel
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's simple.... he wanted it for himself and couldn't get his wife to agree to buy it, so he "accidentally" bought it for his son.

monika-soffronow avatar
Monika Soffronow
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The proud dad wanted it too, and there is no better excuse than that his young son wanted it! Have a nice weekend, all pandas out there!

southpaw67 avatar
Conor Gilmartin
Community Member
4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get your facts straight: 1) The island is called Guernsey, not Guern. I live there, about two minutes’ drive along the coast from this family. 2) The father did not buy it accidentally, it was an intentional purchase. 3) It was bought from an attraction on our neighbouring island (Jersey) that was closing down. 4) It was bought knowing it was ‘life-sized’ so the comment about dimensions is incorrect. 4) André (the father) is currently looking to repair the internal electronics so that the dinosaur can move once again.

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Seabeast
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want this for my backyard! Mind you, it would probably take up the whole back yard and then some.

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