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Even with the best intentions and brilliant 200-IQ strategies, some children won’t want to be taught important life lessons by their parents. They. Just. Won’t. Listen. And sometimes, these lessons can backfire so spectacularly, they end up making thousands of people laugh.

When Reddit user -Don-Draper- asked parents to share the times their lessons completely backfired, they sparked a whirlwind of a discussion that had us giggling at the fantastic sense of humor The Universe flexes whenever we desperately want something to work. Upvote your fave parenting stories as you scroll down, dear Pandas. And we can’t wait to read your own lesson disasters in the comment section!

What this shows is just how important communication between parents and their children really is. Bored Panda spoke about how to best communicate with kids with Samantha Scroggin, who works in government communications and is the founder of the ‘Walking Outside in Slippers’ blog for parents. Read on for her insights.

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I taught my 4-year-old to always compliment people who insult you. Later, we were helping my mother shop for a bathing suit when a woman said something rude to her. My kid squeezed out from behind me and told the woman, 'Your teeth are such a pretty yellow!'

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As good people, we taught our kids that littering isn't nice. As humans, we also let some curse words fly in front of them.

We were at our city's 4th of July celebration when the oldest was 4. We were walking around and someone tossed their trash on the ground. Captain Litterbug flew into action, picked up the trash and yelled, "Hey a**hole, you dropped this," while tapping them on the butt.

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When my daughter was young I was trying to teach her the value of money and decided to start giving her an allowance. I explained that because she helped out and did her chores, she had earned money to spend on whatever she wanted. She happily accepted and stashed her money in her room, Later that evening before I tucked her in to bed, she goes to her money jar, pulls out 2$ and hands it to me, and explains that it's for being a good daddy.

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“Communication is an area I have a lot of experience in, working in government communications for a living. Even with that experience, communicating with my kids is a challenge!” Samantha from ‘Walking Outside in Slippers’ told us that even being a professional such as herself doesn’t automatically make things easy.

According to Samantha, her kids are very intense and high energy, so they need lots of validation. Now that’s something that quite a few parents can relate to! This means that some kids might need feedback from their parents all the time (which can be exhausting during lockdown) while other children might be more likely to ignore any life lessons being taught to them because they’re constantly on the move.

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At dinner with fam. Starting a swear jar that we all agree the money will go to help animals at the local shelter. Got all the rules down with the kids and they are excited to start. Daughter (8) says "Well s**t im gona help the animals i'll be right back!" before wife and i can even process what she got away with our son (6) blurts out "F**k yeah me too!" both running to get money from their rooms...

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My parents told my sister if she found a horse for free, she could have it. She was an industrious 8 yr old and found a free lease in the paper. She managed to call and sound adult enough to truck the barn into thinking this was a great idea. A trailer pulled up a few days later and unloaded a horse in the yard. Shocked the hell out of mom. And that started 20 years of horse ownership.

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My friend’s 10 year-old daughter was going over to a friend’s house in the same apartment complex, but a few buildings away.

Mom: “Ok, what do we do if someone tries to grab you?”

Daughter: “Kick him in the balls and yell ‘FIRE’!”

Mom: “Ha, right, but that’s not a good word, it’s ‘testicles’.”

Daughter: “Ok, kick him in the balls and yell ‘TESTICLES’!”

Mom: “You know...that might work too.”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Priceless! (And saying "fire" is good too. If someone yells, "rape", chances are people won't want to get involved, but if they yell "fire" people will come from everywhere!)

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But the important thing is to breathe in, relax, and be patient. Even if our little munchkins can drive us insane sometimes, we’re the adults and we need to act all mature. And that means sacrificing some of our well-earned leisure time to give our kids the attention they need from us.

“Although kids constantly vying for our attention can be grating, I think it's important we put down our phones sometimes, look them in the eyes and say, ‘Tell me all about that cardboard robot you made.’ Kids want our undivided attention on occasion, and to hear how proud of them we are,” Samantha said.

Now that’s something all parents should take to heart. This might just make your kids more open to learning the lessons you want to teach them in the future! All that remains is hoping The Universe doesn’t find some way to prank parents again.

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#7

I was teaching my daughter that if she’s in any situation where anyone is doing something she doesn’t like, she tells them to stop. If they continue, use the palm of her hand and punch “up” on their nose.

My husband and his brother were throwing her back and forth in a pool, she kept asking them to stop, when her dad caught her again, boom. She broke his nose. Literally. There was blood everywhere.

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40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results When I was little my family was at an Angels game. My mother went to the restroom and left me with my dad. I wandered off and was eventually found halfway around the stadium. A crowd had gathered to watch as a police officer held me out at arms length while I screamed, 'Call the police! This man is not my daddy!' My parents had taught me stranger danger, but forgotten to teach me what police looked like.

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#9

When my daughter was about 5 she asked why we need rain. I explained to her that we need to it grow the food we all eat that are plants. She asked why we need the veggies and I used this as an opportunity to get her to eat her veggies so I told her if she wanted to grow up at all she needs to eat lots of veggies. This kid has requested cucumbers or carrots or bell peppers or any crunchy kinda veggie as her snack since then. It's pretty awesome...

But now I can't enjoy a bag of chips at home any more. She'll walk in shake her head and tell me to go easy "because you're done growing UP, so you can only grow out..."

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40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results My teenage son was staying up super late on his laptop doing teenage internet things (porn & gaming I assume) and f***ing up in school, so we put parental controls on the router so that the internet would be turned off from 11 pm to 7 am.

This of course impacted my wife and I, because we lost internet access during those hours too. Grumble grumble damn kids, etc.

Anyway, he was way more tech-savvy than we were, so he was able to bypass the parental controls, and stay on-line as late as he wanted. So the end result of the parental controls was that the parents didn't have internet, but the teenager did.

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Zophra
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dunno... I'm assuming the this is in his room - I would have had him lose the privilege of having technology in his room until his grades were passing. Hopefully, he's not going to view porn in family room....

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um... guys? Most teenagers don't go on the internet to watch p*rn... most just go on to look at memes or chat with friends. Give them a little credit.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my sister was eleven, she hacked Questodio and removed the parental control on both my laptop and hers. My dad is a tech whiz, and he was amazed. Later he wrote a letter to Questodio that his eleven year old daughter hacked a huge platform.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Back when I was a little kid playing Super Mario Bros. on my NES, there wasn't an option to save the game. So I did what every kid would do, play the game non-stop and til late. The first day my dad warned me not to do it. The second day my dad told me he would cut the power if I were to do it again. The third day he did cut the power...cable of my NES. This was a valuable lesson to me, so I knew I could do "bad" things unpunished 2 times.

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Useful to know when you started messing around with your girlfriends.

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lock away the devices instead of trying all sorts of filters or parental tools. Kids know or can easily find out, how to bypass them.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That can also backfire, i knew a kid who got into drug dealing to buy a "secret" phone

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Ray Martin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not a difficult problem to solve; just take away the laptop and allow its use only in the family area where it can be monitored. Homework has to be done first, and any gaming after that, with a cut-off time. You do this for exactly the same reasons you put a child-proof fence around a swimming pool - you care about the children, and you know they will behave like idiots at the first opportunity. Problems like this are created and worsened by the parents.

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Mary Rose Kent
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My version of this was to read after lights out with a flashlight and the blankets over my head so the light wasn’t visible. This was decades before computers were something people generally owned.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom has an app that can turn off the WiFi for certain devices, and not others. So she turns off me and my brothers stuff whenever she wants.

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Martha Higgins
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take away the computer or at least take it out of his bedroom. Who're the parents in the house?

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That will make things significantly worse. Your relationship with your son will drop harder than a tonne if you do that.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A friend of mine just locked her children's devices phone , computer etc in the spare room and tied the key around her neck.

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Lisa Shelton
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, at that point you don't mess with parental controls and just confiscate the laptop or pc cables overnight.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to go online all day as a teen, never let others use it, internet was taken from me frequently for months on end...this was in dial up days, simple password.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, I never guessed it, or tried, except once horribly. I was allowed to use it for small times. When someone logged me in. Brother was logging in and I wanted my friend to peek. She did not look like she was, so I whispered to her. Brother said "nice try" and did not finish the task.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you take the gaming consoles etc away for a week if he doesnt switch off when meant to, second time 2 week. After 3 times they will learn

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude I would look at his history rather than putting a restriction and when see the bad stuff I would give the cheap computer where only few things would work and porn would not work on that

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Set your router and even better tell your server to blacklist your son's IP address between 11PM to 7AM :)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They could get the internet service provider tell them how to change the Wi-Fi password. I have always changed the wi-fi password on every home interface unit I have had, from both of the providers I have used over the last 15 to 20 years or more, both DSL and cable providers. The internet provider will be more than happy to tell them how to do it or send a tech to show them how. I just happen to be a retired electronic technician and have read the manuals and watched the techs during the installs. WARNING: If you do change the wi-fi password in your DSL or cable modem, BE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN YOU WRITE IT DOWN SOMEWHERE AND DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT LOSE THAT PIECE OF PAPER. Some models of modems also require a pass code to get into the area of the software that allows you to change the wi-fi access codes.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i connected the line to his room to a separate hub, and put a timer on the power to it.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They should have known better. Kids today learn computers from kindergarten on.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We can log into our home network on an app on our phones and boot specific devices off the WiFi.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take away the laptop chargers. Or try to communicate with him and negotiate on a schedule that works for both his entertainment and his studies.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well technically the parental controls worked, you needed child controls.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My first laptop didn’t have built in WiFi, you had to put a card in a port that then read the WiFi (back in the early 00’s just at the birth of home WiFi) and instead of taking my computer, which would’ve been the smart thing, my parents took my WiFi card. At which point I just waited an hour until they went to sleep, snuck to my mom’s office for hers (which was the same, interchangeable card for the exact same model laptop) and borrowed it until I was ready to sleep, then put it back in until I was ready to go to sleep. I did this for /years/ and never once got caught. Grades didn’t suffer (I was either an honor student or just under every semester, depending on how miserable math was that year); sleep probably suffered, but it would’ve suffered anyway since I was just up reading on the internet and I would’ve been reading a book otherwise. Parents are better off taking the whole device or taking the charger. I was much more careful about usage when I knew I couldn’t recharge.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just take the mouse chip so he can look at a blank screen but do nothing

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah man, he was probably looking at memes or watching YouTube. You would be surprised at how many of us hate that adult stuff.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thats why the call it parental controls, it controls the parents using the internet.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just cause he's a teen doesn't mean he's always watching porn- I mean, teen's aren't the sex crazed porn watchers u think they are

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad just parent controled my sister's phone instead of the internet also got fed up with my siblings not cleaning up after themselves and only gave me and my mom the password lol I was 17 had graduated highschool with a job and contributed so had nothing to do with favorites

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can actually go in and block certain devices and/or during certain hours. I used to do that with my foster teens. I’d explain when their chores and homework was done, I’d give them access again. I’d also turn it off on their devices from 10 PM - 6 AM. BUT... I didn’t think about checking the system for new devices. One of my foster kids figured out she could swap her devices with a friend...and could still get online using their devices. Before she’d leave school...she’d trade phones with a friend. 😳 After that little lesson, I learned to block WiFi on unknown devices. 😅 Someday, that girl is going to rule the world with her genius! 😆

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

every good parental control has its failings. mine can just be... turned off. it's that simple. the kid can turn it off with the task manager.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not all teens watch p*rn. My boyfriend doesn’t, at least. 🤷‍♀️

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah man. Literally everyone I know does, just nobody really talks about it

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just unplug the cable for a few weeks, the son will find it routine by then, plug it back in when it feels natural to go to sleep.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Assumed he was doing wrong things? Show some faith give him a chance to show you. You set a bad example, jumping to conclusions, cussing, you deserve to loose your internet privlidges.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this might have nothing to do with this but nice gaming setup

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True, but we are mostly adults, and not on BP to be educated. People type quickly and make mistakes. There are lots of spelling mistakes which irritate me, but I'm used to English spelling, not American, and also many people do not have English as their first language.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It isn't that hard. And I hate the stigma around teens on the internet. We're not always watching porn and gaming. All my inspiration comes at night, so I write after ten.

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My son was playing with deodorant and a lighter and almost set himself on fire. I made him write out "I must not play with aerosols" one hundred times. He wrote "I must not play with arseholes" one hundred times. It is now framed and hanging on the wall.

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40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results I read a book that suggested you ask your kid what an appropriate punishment for misbehaving would be and then carry it out. My 6-year-old son pinched his brother, so we asked him what an appropriate punishment would be. He said, 'Pluck out my eyeballs and throw me over a cliff.' We didn't carry it out.

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My 8 year old was spending too much time playing video games. I asked him to research the harmful results of too much time gaming. He came back with his report stating he needed “gaming glasses” and a “gaming chair.”

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40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results Sucessfuly taught my child to question authority. Forgot I was an authority.

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40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results My sister tried to teach her kids not to gamble, so she bought a few lottery tickets to show them that they were all going to be losers. She won $500.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only gamble what you can afford to lose! (I once bought a QuickPick and won $25.40. I was hoping for the jackpot of $12 million, but still, the win covered the cost of the ticket and then some).

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Told my children repeatedly that if I found anymore mess/junk on their bedroom floor, I would be donating it to the thrift store. I told them they had 15 minutes to clean it up off the floor.

Came back to find everything picked up, except they went into the kitchen cupboards and had put every food they didn't like in a nice neat pile right in the middle of the floor.

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I was trying to teach my 4 year old that it is important to go to sleep because our brains need to recharge. I compared it to my IPad needing to recharge after it dies.

He said “okay...” and got really quiet. Then told me, “mom, I need to go to sleep.” I agreed with him, but asked why he was suddenly tired. He started crying and said “because I don’t want to die.”

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Watching the World Cup Semi final this year with my 4 yo daughter, I was trying to teach her how we wanted the team in White to win (England), and not the team in Black (Croatia). We even chanted a couple of “C’mon England!” chants together.

Newly enthused with a love for chanting, she suddenly started shouting;

“CMON ENGLAND! BEAT THE BLACKS! WE HATE THE BLACKS! WE HATE THE BLACKS!”

Quickly taught her the “We don’t say it like that” lesson.

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40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results My parents taught me to call 9-1-1 when I saw somebody doing something illegal. I called the cops on The Wiggles Movie I was watching when I was 5 because a clown stole a cake.

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40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results My wife tried to explain the concept of heaven to our 5 year old after great grandpa passed. My daughter did not believe one ounze of it. She responded "you're making that up mommy, you can't be in heaven and a cemetery at the same time".

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Me and my wife started using code words in front of the children, mainly if we wanted to discuss plans without getting the kids too excited and getting their hopes up. For example we would say GP instead of play ground, cylindrical slice of cow place instead of McDonald's.

They have cottoned on to this and now use code words amongst themselves which we're struggling to figure out.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once when I was probably about 6 my mom and her friend were talking about rice crispies and wanted to be discreet because there were a lot of excitable kids around. She tried to spell out “R-i-c-e c-r-i-s-p-i-e-s” because she didn’t want me to know, but underestimated my spelling skills and I proceeded to shout “RICE CRISPIES??!!” and started a riot xD

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When I was like 16, my dad told me that I need to stop treating him and my mom like my friends because they're my parents. The very next day, before I got home from school, I had friend requests from both of my parents on Facebook. I denied them both. When my dad got home from work we had a conversation that went like this: Dad: Did you see that your mom made a Facebook account? Me: Yes, I did. Dad: Well, did you accept her friend request? Me: No, I didn't. Dad: Why not? Me: Because, just yesterday you told me you're my parents, not my friends. By the way, I also denied your friend request.

My dad just looked at me, looked at my mom who was almost in shock over my response, and said, "He's not wrong. I said that."

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Not me but my aunt - she was trying to teach my young cousins that spiders are leggy friends and nothing to be scared of. She demonstrated this by bringing them all into the bathroom to witness a huge wolf spider.

"You see, it's so much more scared of us than we are of AAAAARGGGGHHH!"

It bit her. Of course it bit her. She flung it high into the air, screaming blue murder, whilst her newly traumatised offspring screamed a falsetto counterpoint.

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My aunt and uncle were trying to teach my cousins to address adults as 'Mr.' and 'Mrs.' In order to do this, they used each other as examples, and consequently were known to their kids as Mr. and Mrs. Iannuccilli for two months. One of the funniest moments of my life was hearing my uncle describe how in the middle of the night instead of hearing ‘Dad’ he started hearing, ‘Mr Iannuccilli!’ Cracks me up every time.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 10yo decided one day to call his gandparents by their first names, because "we know each other long enough now".

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40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results Not a parent, but when I was little I noticed my sister was writing her name on the walls with crayon. Taking on the role of Helpful Big Sister, I informed her that if she was going to graffiti things she shouldn't write her name and give herself away. A few weeks later she carved patterns — and MY name — into the desk in the study.

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40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results Not a parent but when I was around 12, my father suspected that I stayed up late playing videogames, even though I didn't. One night he went into my room and told me that I shouldn't play my Game Boy Advance past bedtime, because I needed to rest. That's when I realized I could play my Game Boy Advance past bedtime, and I've suffered from insomnia since then.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never warn a child to NOT do something, because you are teaching them that it is actually something you CAN do. "Don't drop the glass" or "Don't slam the door" and guess what will happen.

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When my son was about 3 or 4 he started to ask about how babies are born. I sat him down and gave him a very simple, age appropriate explanation.

He just looked at me, shook his head and said just said 'No.' Very calmly but in a 'I can't believe you think that's how it works' tone of voice like I'd told him fake news.

I was prepared for difficult questions and even prepared for the fact that he might ask me things that even I didn't know, but I was completely unprepared for him to just simply not believe me when I told him the truth. I just sat there not knowing what to do while he went back to playing lego.

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40 Times Parents Taught Their Kids Lessons But It Got Them Unexpected Results One of my 5-year-old twins was still having accidents because she'd get so caught up doing things that she'd pee her pants. To combat this, we began giving her a prize when she didn't have an accident. This caused her twin sister to START having accidents so she could get prizes too.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of that moment when someone tried to potty train their goats by luring them to the designated spot with treats, but then every the goats saw their owner... They'd just pee.

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As the kid and not the dad...When I was 11 my father caught me smoking. As a punishment he made me finish the whole pack.

I hated my first cigarette and had no intention of ever smoking again. But after smoking that pack I would try to hang out with the older kids and smoke with them because after all, my punishment wasnt as bad as the usual whoopin' and they found me funny to have around.

I smoked until I was 37 or so. Yeah, my dad was an idiot.

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#30

My nephew mispronounced the name of a certain kitchen appliance, so my sister broke it into syllables very distinctly for him, saying "it's mi-cro-wave."

My nephew nodded very seriously and replied "It's your crow wave!"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol reminds me when I was little, me and my family were going to Miami on holiday. I asked my mum what's an ami, do I have one, what's her Ami's name etc. 😁

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I taught them to stand up for what they believe in....
All of a sudden they believed veggies were the devil and bedtimes should be abolished.

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#32

I wasn't trying to teach him but I was asking my three year old what the colors of traffic lights mean. Green means go, Red means stop and Yellow means speed up. From his experience I guess that made sense also made me more aware of how I'm driving.

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I tried to teach my kids to be content within themselves and how to be alone. Full success, they rarely ever go out. 22 and 24. They are so mellow that they don't tell us when something goes wrong since they were middle schoolers.

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