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The popularity of Overheard L.A., San Francisco and New York accounts seems to have awakened the nosy little eavesdroppers within us. Although people say that listening to other private conversations is an impolite thing to do, there’s so much small talk happening in public that sometimes we just can’t help it.

Take a look at how many people shared the meticulously documented conversations they overheard with no context whatsoever. Whether someone’s at the museum, grocery store or working for a 3 billion dollar company, these interactions are equal parts bizarre and hilarious.

We have collected some of the best tweets floating around Twitter, so continue scrolling and upvote your favorite ones. When you’re done with this post, you’ll find some more hilarious quotes right here.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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If you’ve ever stood in public transport, waited in line at a café, or just talked on your phone while walking down the street, there’s a big chance that you’ve been eavesdropped on.

When you think about listening to conversations of other people, words like “prying” and “nosy” pop right into your head. However, more often than not, these brief interactions are so confusing, they can make anyone stop and listen. 

Bored Panda reached out to Dr. Lauren Emberson, a psychology professor at the University of British Columbia, to find out more about why we are so fascinated by what strangers have to say. She and her colleagues did a study called Overheard cell-phone conversations: when less speech is more distracting

The researchers were trying to see whether the thinking abilities of 41 volunteers were most affected by listening to two people talking, a monologue, silence, or a “halfalogue”, a one-sided conversation. The results showed that overhearing a “halfalogue” is distracting and decreases performance “on cognitive tasks designed to reflect the attentional demands of daily activities.”

When it comes to listening to cell-phone conversations, our brains are trying to break down what the person on the other end of the call is talking about, which makes it harder for us to concentrate. “By contrast, overhearing both sides of a cell-phone conversation or a monologue does not result in decreased performance.”

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However, it seems that not listening to private conversations is difficult because our attentional systems do it automatically. “Our study showed that even when we instruct people not to listen to the conversations when they were doing attentionally demanding tasks, their attention was specifically drawn away from their task when they were listening to a cell phone conversation or a ‘halfalogue,‘” the professor explained. 

It is not exactly clear why that happens. Dr. Emberson told us that there’s some evidence that the unpredictability of the speech could be the problem here. “Remember that in a cell phone conversation, speech starts and stops,” she mentioned.

“We found that attention is drawn away specifically when the speech starts, not during the silences, suggesting that the unpredictable cell phone speech is hard for you to process compared to a dialogue (even when the speaker changes in a dialogue, it’s not as distracting).” 

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When asked if people eavesdrop consciously, the professor said that it’s definitely true and that she sometimes does it too: “The inspiration of this study, though, was a feeling that I and many others have that you can’t help but eavesdrop on these cell phone conversations.” 

She added: “I really didn’t want to listen to them but I felt I couldn’t filter them out. And that’s why we tested whether it is an automatic function of your attentional system to tune your mind into them and sure enough, that’s the case!”

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The study revealed that overhearing conversations can make us feel annoyed and irritated. Yet, so many people take these interactions to the internet and see it as a great source of entertainment. Dr. Emberson has offered one explanation for us: “These convos were very irritating at a time before texting when everyone was talking on their cell phones and it was very noisy with those conversations in public spaces like buses.”

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“Now most people text (myself included) so they might be more of a curiosity than anything else,” she mentioned. Her personal opinion is that people find such convos bizarre and funny because “they are out of context (you only hear one half) and that engages your curiosity in a way.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best getaway costume ever. Commit crime in the nude. Put on clothing. Become invisible to cops.

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John Locke, a professor of language science and author of Eavesdropping: An Intimate History, mentioned another reason why we may see one-sided convos as irritating. When someone is talking quietly, it grabs people’s attention. However, when they are being loud, many become annoyed. 

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While the presence of a library in a town might appear like something mundane, the absence of it would be somewhat concerning. So yes.

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The reason behind it is that loud social behavior violates one basic law of nature: “We don’t like donations. We don’t like it when people present us with information about themselves that we’re not seeking.”

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“[People] want to know what you’re truly like inside, not what others want them to think,” Locke said. “We love it when we get something that’s truly genuinely true about others and so we still prefer taking it, or if not taking it, extracting clues on our own.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yikes... in his shoes I think I'd be tempted. Sorry if no-one agrees with me but how long can you keep harking on back to something before driving the other person round the twist?

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We are very interested in how other people act in private. Most of our lives we spend alone with our thoughts, and it’s interesting to see how others behave when they think no one is observing them. “The only way you can know that is by looking at other people who think that they’re alone,” John Locke mentioned. 

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haahaha. Perfect. Mum "oh look, young people are waving, how friendly". :D

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Still, one thing we’re sure of—listening to strangers’ conversations can be hilarious. And the fact that we hear only a fraction of the conversation that doesn’t make any sense to us makes it even funnier.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh no! They need to explain to him what rickrolling is! Like yesterday! It's the most wholesome thing! <3

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate when males always think you want them, and all you're doing is being a decent human being

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The point of texting is you don’t have to reply right away. That’s what phone calls are for

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

houses ? vegetable peeler ? toes ? trees ? too much possiblities, The suspense is killing me !

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🤣I’m gonna tell my friend, I love to see her grumbling for 20 minutes all by herself, wiggling her arms around

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My first thought when I wake up in the morning is, “I can’t wait to go to bed tonight.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Overheard in Oxford (UK) once - two academics in full regalia on their way to some function or other, one talking animatedly to the other says " and eighthly, I suggest that Plato was the foremost of the Greek democracy to abandon hagiocracy as a form of governance ... only in Oxford ..... once had two elderly Dons discussing the benefits of a fish based diet along with all of the medical ailments that could be staved off whilst following it, whilst having a fish supper in the restaurant I was running at the time .... happy days.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol better in the bathroom than a restaurant while eating around others

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i feel it too ! a (more or less :p) clean home and the brain is a little lighter

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's true. Her name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We'd love to be over it in the US, too. Instead, we've had two staff suicides, huge quits/requests for a new assignment within hospital/ and i'm a freakin' unpaid person with an MD having to step in, so yeah, *over it* is not an option till humanity gets over being selfish and stupid. Whoops, sorry. Shift starts in two hours and I am feeling unMerry to say the least.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You see parents, dragging exhausted kids around like it's the Bataan Death March... or Trail of Tears.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what I say about my drawings. I don't show them to anyone. My kids will find them when I'm gone.

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Speaking as a mostly casual Kpop fan (except for Dreamcatcher, I do love them xP) my f*****g god some Kpop fans are cringe and scary... o.O

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ghislaine Maxwell is the daughter of the lying, cheating, swindling bastard Robert Maxwell who left thousands of his ex employees and pensioners penniless because he plundered their pension funds in order to keep his businesses afloat ( a fact that a certain bitch called Thatcher knew about, but did nothing) ; after he died by falling off his yacht, a certain 'Murky' Murdoch, took over the reins of his dodgy empire and kept princess Ghislaine under his wing - The dead, cold hand of Murdoch is all over this ... if only he was dead, here's hoping.

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I mean, yes, it is just like the flu shot. You raise your sleeve, they put the needle in your arm and press on the syringe to inject the serum. Isn't it how the flu shot is done?

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