50 Hilarious Conversations That People Overheard in L.A. And Decided They Were Too Good Not To Share

Hahahaha! This needs to be much higher on the list!

I used to live in LA, and this is accurate.

We have the internet now. It's easy to learn how to cook chicken! P.S. I skimmed the words a bit too fast and I thought the quote was about 31-year old guys learning to f**k a chicken.

You don't know how to cook a chicken at the age of 31? And I thought that I can't cook.

so sad and i was cooking at the age of 3

I used to live in NC, and this is accurate

not just in L.A.!

I don't know. I'm 33, but I have no children and mortgage and I know how to cook chicken and many other dishes. Where would I be?

Sadly funny

s**t in Texas you must know the secrets of the universe before your 31st bday

That is how it is here in Oklahoma too, my new brother in law is from L.A. & he couldn't believe I had children and a mortgage!!!

and on Fridays, Just after lunch.

True

oh LOL - so true!

I hear ya, fellow introvert!

That... That's romantic!

Why not both?

XD anxiety sucks but it's a beautiful comeback

I had a girl in my class ask our Chemistry teacher if we were going to study Astrology... He was not impressed (We were supposed to be starting ASTRONOMY)

#Relatable

Cashier: "Ok."

That's a legit concern :D

Face palm.

DESTINY

Trust me, a tall man isn't always cool to go out with.. My sister's ex is 6'4 and he's a bastard

I like this kid!

Oh boy. Too many for sure.

Oh I wanna see how this ended.

This needs to be an actual measurement of responsibility. Like: from plastic plant to white pants, how responsible are you?

Hahaha i like this person

High standards

XD

Mature kid? They certainly know how to give a good excuse whether it's true or not!

Many young people in L.A. say the same thing . Crushing reality ahead................

That's kinda sad tbh

Do they not have museums in Florida

Must be connected to post#5

It's so interesting that suddenly everyone is gluten intolerant.

But they can't cook a chicken at 31 and get credit for following people on instagram?

That's a cool idea!

Wow. That's some heavy stuff. :/

Ooohhhh... we should meet up! My collection can battle your collection. I've got some pretty rare ones.

Dad to wife later that evening : "You know honey, or son is not bisexual, they call that unisex nowadays."

Luna Lovegood type of client! I would've done something like that if my language had such word similarities.

Accurate.

Facepalm

We have summer, hell, summer and less summer.

With one hundred degree weather on a daily basis? Yes. I approve of this.

This is currently #92 but made me laugh the most.

Nice! XD

Perfect reply, stranger, perfect reply.

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