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The idea for “#ThingsThatiHear” arrived when I was visiting a cookware store in Los Angeles. A young woman was looking at her phone and gave a big sigh, turned to her friend decisively and exclaimed, “He wants to go to Bali. But I say Fiji!” I couldn’t help but laugh. The absurdity of this “first world problem” was too much. From that moment on I started to catch all sorts of real-life conversations, that eventually turned into these illustrations.

The characters in the world of “#ThingsThatiHear” are people we all know: They are our office mates who complain to us about the daily grind. They are the awful online date we are trying so hard to forget. They are the people silently stalking our Facebook. More than anything they are the US when we think no one is listening.

Based on the incredible support I’ve received on social media I am inspired to create a #ThingsThatiHear Book!

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Alicia Hawkins
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never understood people who hate on super-positive personalities. I get that we don't always wanna hear the sunshiney comments, but there's nothing wrong with being optimistic and friendly.

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Patrick McKenna
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so true. gotta love the personality that insists everyone around them be happy because they are.

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Autumn
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The pizza box, though... sorry not sorry... 1-800-NOSHAME

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Alicia Hawkins
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate when people ask me things like that. I hardly ever have anything to say in reply, and it just creates an awkward silence. Not a huge fan of small talk.

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DopethronePunkUK
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah i'm not a small talker, i hate all the stupid Monday questions, i hate stop and chats and all that b******t.

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Cyndi H
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate when people ask me this... I don't do new, exciting and different!

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John Blakey
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe she'll wheel him over to the window so he won't have to walk before he jumps...

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thebridget
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I watched an entire season of some stupid TV show that i didn't even like. Are you happy now?????

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Lu
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mondays remind us we're living someone's dream.

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Yuslimul marufa
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know what the different exiting and new thing is quit that job and chase my dream

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Allana Rose
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do people expect when they ask you this lame question? "Umm yeah, lets see, first I went hang gliding over the Himalayans, then I ran with the bulls in Spain. After that we flew back into town and dined at the Ritz on a light dinner of lobster and champagne. " No u dumb a*s, I had a honey-do list a mile long and I manages to watch the Game on Sunday. Boring but reality.

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James A. Smith Jr.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Actually yes. I tried not feeling lonely and depressed but, that's nothing new. Thank you for asking. Sigh." :( I feel yah

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Beth McFadden
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG, YES!!! Me: "Uh, I binged 'The Punisher' on Netflix, and did laundry..."

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Marcelo Ribeiro
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's right. When I stumble on an ex that wears eyeliner I always want to argue with them

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Autumn
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ouch. That hit that poor guy in the feels.... Lunch from home tastes better anyways, ignore those jerks! lol

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

smh... I hate those girls that want a bad boy and then complain they aren't nice... then gets a nice boy and complain he isn't a bad boy...

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Jeannine Pope
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The artist's name is AVNER GELLER -- I am going out on a limb to say that Avner is probably Jewish and not cruelly stereotyping these characters, instead merely illustrating them.

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Eeva
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Technically yes, but it will be hidden under all the noms.

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