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You think of an average office job which is way more boring and not even close to as entertaining as the one we’ve seen at the Dunder Mifflin office, and you wonder… What would your dream job be like? Let me get this one for you. Sommelier? Travel photographer? Private investigator? Video game tester? Each has their own vision of what that job would be like, but most definitely, everyone has one.

So let me just tell you that this viral thread on AskReddit may ruin it all. Maybe even in a good way. You see, someone asked “What is an overly romanticized job?” and the people who dedicated their lives to such romantic careers spill all the tea.

The responses may strip them of their accolades, but they also show that the grass is always greener on the other side, and you may as well stick with your job because hey, no job was made perfect.

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great Working at an animal shelter. Everyone thinks that you get to sit around and love on animals all day, but in reality you are exposed to alot of death and the worst of human nature. And the pay sucks because people just can't quit it because they want to help.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That if they pay you. Most wildlife rescue centers dont pay half of their staff, treat them like worthless tools, put their life in danger all while acting as if they are doing the interns a favour leting them work for free. In the last one I worked in, some of my coworkers wanted the interns to not be allowed to have a break in our break room. So they were supposed to walk back to the cantine (5m), get changed (you cannot enter with working clothes) have the tiniest break and walk back in a 20m break all to not having them around. I told them that they worked really hard (harder than those caregivers) and they deserved the same time to rest as us. They hated and bullied me for treating my interns like people and not slaves.

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great Teaching. Yeah you get summers, nights, weekends, and holidays off but it’s the most frustrating, mentally and emotionally draining job I’ve ever had. You aren’t paid enough for what you have to endure.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every other week I grade 100 essays @6+ minutes per essay. I don't GET summers off. I earn them. My 9 month salary is divided by out over 12 months. So like many other teachers I have side jobs/skills I have to keep my (family) afloat.

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great Military. It's 99% standing around waiting to hear orders from a bordering-on-inept superior. The paperwork is Neverending. You'll long periods of time away from home and will probably get divorced. Also, your knees and back will go to sh*t.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yea. And then, there's the thing about, you know... killing people.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or being killed. I honestly don't get why people romanticize the military, or why sane people do.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wasn't this topic about careers people think are great?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think it's a great career for me (I'm leaving it soon) but for the time it was the right choice. I have a steady job where I can't be fired unless I do something egregious. I'm always paid on time. I have free healthcare and dental. I didn't join bc of honor or for a career. I joined bc I had no college and was stuck in a dead end job.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People really only seem to think about the grunts in the army. The guys on the frontline. I sit in an office (paper pusher) all day looking at a computer screen. I don't wait for orders. I just do the job. I don't even carry a weapon on my job. Most people in the military don't even see combat. Just bc the ones that carry around guns and have to kill people to defend themselves or they are taking down evil men are the ones popping up in the news does not make them the rule.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not so long ago, the US illegally invaded a sovereign country, Iraq, killing hundreds of thousands of people. They were not "defending themselves," they were the aggressors. Or, more aptly, the murderers. Just one example, there are many. Also, what on Earth do you even mean by "evil men?" Do you honestly believe your side is good and the others are evil?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can confirm, and the VA is the worst healthcare you have to beg for and can't quit, Thank You for your service doesn't mean s**t and it's kinda insulting, and 10% off at home Depot accept building supplies.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does anyone really have a romantic notion of the military?

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Allan Breum
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who in their right mind would think the military is "great"..?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody thinks that in europe. People going to the military are 90% who want to play a little bit war, are far right winged and not the brightest.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only thing great about the US military is that they snitch on you if get caught comitting infidelity and dishonorably discharge anyone who cheats on their spouse who's sitting at home. That's part of the reasons why divorces happen to military spouses.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes. The classic military mindset is "hurry-up-and-wait". And yup, my right knee is completely shot. Was never in actual combat, so I only know about the peacetime military, but after our platoon was "wiped out" in a field exercise because we were detailed to guard a strategic point but our backup was redeployed elsewhere without our knowledge so we were left hanging in the face of superior enemy numbers, I realized how easy it would be to die for real out of sheer bad luck and someone else's incompetence... So I swiftly became a ceremonial guard. Sure, it's a lot of time standing at attention without moving in sweltering heat and/or howling blizzard while making sure your uniform is immaculate, but at least you get to see presidents and crowned heads and the chance of dying is pretty damn low....

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t know many people who think that military is a great career choice, though… And as far as US goes, it seems that the less privileged go for it in order to get health insurance, scholarship for education and such. So not a great career but one for those who don’t really have other options. Glorified by the entire nation, including the rich and powerful who would never sign up for it themselves or have their own children enroll.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can completely confirm the knees and back. My stepdad was released from service because his knee and back got messed up.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can’t think of any reason to choose a militarny career. You follow someone’s ordersvall the time, have very limited influence on your own life and may have to kill people. Nightmare

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

or worse, have to go home carrying the guilt of murdering tens of innocent civilians that had nothing to do with your country's security. Deaths in iraq: 4431 americans to 180000 iraqis, so a kill rate of 40:1

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just like policing98% pure boredom, 1% terrifying, 100% paperwork

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Geeze, I don't understand the warmongering. 100% of the military I know wouldn't find a job at a McDonald's and are one step away from being in jail if they weren't out killing strangers.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love all these "that's why I didn't join" or "I almost went" or "my cousin's uncle's sister's babysitter said..." If you haven't done it, you don't KNOW.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somebody didn't take full advantage of military service. Yeah, all those things are true. But the plusses far out weigh those few things. Hell, the brotherhood you develope is worth all that. (except maybe divorce, but that is due to marrying the wrong person to start with)

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Bored Panda spoke with Redditor ColSurge who is a video game developer about why so many people romanticize their job and what it is that they don’t know about it. “Most people look at this as a dream job because they have a picture in their minds of MAKING a game. Like they think about making a story, or cool levels, or cool weapons. They have ideas! And they want to use the amazing ideas they have,” ColSurge told us.

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However, the reality couldn’t be more different. “The reality is that it will be a long time before you get any creative control in game design. The overwhelming majority of people will spend the overwhelming majority of their career doing things like making tree textures. Then being told that the green on the trees they made is a little too green, then being told that the shadows aren't quite right and you need to make them ‘better,’” ColSurge said and added that this is a very far cry from what most young people think when they want to get into game design.

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great Journalist. Long hours, weekends, holidays, middle of the night. Pay sucks (especially in non-profit journalism) and being so plugged into the news every day is depressing. I worked in journalism for 16 plus years, maybe I did it wrong but never once did I sleep with sources to get information nor did I ever blow some giant story wide open, and worst of all - I met zero super heroes. Tv and movies lied.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It really depends. Journalim is such a wide field. I'm a journalist and love it.

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great Librarian. It's not quiet, we don't read all day, we clean up our fair share of bodily fluids, plunge many toilets, and interact with homeless/mentally ill patrons fairly regularly depending on our location. Sure a bulk of our job is recommending books to readers and coming up with fun programs, but sometimes I feel like a community secretary who had to get a Masters to have any chance of a decent salary. Or a social worker, which I did not sign up for. One day I'm looking up phone numbers for psychics for a man who called around to police stations and threatened to kill cops in our town and making 60 copies for a rude lady who's rushing to get ready to teach a yoga class and I'm thinking what have I done?! But then the next day I'm getting picture books for an adorable kid and their appreciative mom, or 3D printing a missing piece from one of the board games we lend out instead of having to charge the patron to replace it, or helping a lonely old woman with no children nearby with her phone and having her look at me like I'm a genius, or helping a lady with her sister's visa so she can come to the US from a war zone (she made it here by the way and the lady told me she loves me for it). I love my job, but it is absolutely exhausting and gross and stressful and scary sometimes.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I appreciate libraries and librarians. I love the whole concept so much that I donated a dozen boxes of used books I bought from the library book sales to ship to prison libraries. Win win win. I was kind of bummed out that the Government would not cover shipping costs, but I felt it important to do. I continued it for about s year. I could not imagine being locked without good reading materials

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great Chef. It involves getting screamed at, and it takes a really big person not to pass that down the line to younger chefs. It's lots of work and lots of expertise with little pay and little appreciation.

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The video game developer confessed that they don’t think their job is very creatively fulfilling at all. “It's almost no different than making burgers at McDonalds. Your job is to churn out burgers the exact way your boss tells you to, just the burgers are digital assets.”

For anyone who is considering a job in the video gaming industry, ColSurge suggests realizing that you are not going into the video game industry. “You are actually going into the graphic design/computer programming industry, and choosing to apply for jobs in game design. When you get into the industry you quickly realize there is no difference between making a digital asset for the new Halo game or making one for Allstate insurance.”

ColSurge continued: “You think it would be so cool that you are working on Halo, and that it would be awesome to tell people you are making Halo, but that glow wears off after about a week.” According to them, “if you can't see yourself being happy making digital content for an insurance company app as your day job, DO NOT get into video game design,” and added that it’s “because they are the exact same job.”

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great How has this not been said already: Video Game Developer.

So many people want to go into video games thinking they will get to design a game. The reality is 99.9% of people that work on video games get no creative input at all. That just make/place/test assets exactly as they are told. All the while being forced to work 60-70 hours a week in a terrible work environment.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't agree. I'm an UI/VFX/character animator and I currently work for a mobile game company in Poland, it is the best job i had ( was working earlier in commercials/ events/ movies industry). I work 40 hours a week and my payment is 2 times better than my last job. I do get to propose how animations will look, i see my feedback about game is heard and have real influence, and it's the friendliest work environment I had. Not to mention benefits like private health care and Multisport card

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great Fashion.

"Why dont you have your own brand?" "B***h, do I look like I can afford to ship a container of tshirts made in Pakistan for 3 cents to compete with some fashion conglomerate?"

Everything abt fashion sucks...anyone can do it with no degree, pay is sh*t, hours are sh*t, people are b***hy and souless, the industry is shameless and zero concious abt sustainability.

You will work and study very hard to lose a position to a model looking daughter of some rich guy.

Its basically become a profession for rich girls who dont know what to do and like consuming goods.

The very few people who make it, usually do it for reasons other than talent.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, I've heard this elsewhere. That if you want to work in fashion, you're going to have to compete every step of the way with no-talent rich girls who aren't interested in much except clothes, and whose connections will get them further than your talent... and who don't need a living wage because they're living on family money.

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great Airline pilot. People think you area like Leonardo Dicaprio in Catch Me if You Can; swaggering through the airport, wearing sunglasses, surrounded by hot flight attendants. In reality, we're like glorified bus drivers whose job is 1% excitement and 99% absolute boredom just sitting in a cockpit waiting for life to pass by.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not a pilot but spent a lot of time in the air. It becomes driving in a truck with a better view.

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And when it comes to challenges of work in the video game industry, there are plenty of them. “The challenge comes from burnout and the burnout comes from two different places: deadlines and monotony,” ColSurge said. Moreover, “Projects are always behind schedule for reasons way beyond your control. So you are being pushed harder and harder to hit deadlines to fix the delays. This has gotten a little better, but the 24-hour workday leading up to an important deadline is still a very real thing.”

The other challenge you gotta tackle is the monotony. “You are constantly doing the same thing over and over and over and over again. For people that got into this line of work to be creative, that really can drag people down,” ColSurge concluded. No wonder the Redditor considered changing their career many times, since according to them, “everyone in game design has.”

Having said that, they added that just like “any career, the longer you stay in the field, the further you move up the ladder, you start getting that creative control you probably wanted from the beginning.”

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great Film worker. Hours are gruelling, production doesn’t give a f*ck about you, good luck spending time with your kids, and most of us are addicts/drunks.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I work with post production, what happens after filming. It really is crushing hours sometimes, and good luck planning around that because there is no foresight for when you have to work overtime. And it's very unusual with paid overtime, you get a monthly salary and are expected to pull an extra leg. Netflix shows are extra hectic and have short deadlines but they and Amazon are the new Hollywood, so they decide what they want and you just have to try to adapt.

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great Private Investigator. I worked for a PI a little bit. It was nothing but sitting in a car watching people who were supposed to be on disability, doing stuff they claim they can't.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone dating a PI, I can also say that it is not great for having a relationship, as they're home when the client stops being suspicious. And when they are home, there's the paperwork.

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great Video game testing. I had a boyfriend who did it for several years, so I know all too well that it's a horrible job. You play the same five minutes of game over and over again, hundreds of times (sometimes thousands). The job kinda killed his passion for gaming, and as far as I know, he still doesn't play anything for fun.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That actually sounds really fun to me. I like minutiae and finding the errors in things. I'm the sort of person who will happily read every cell in a multi-page spreadsheet to find a typo. How does someone get started in video game testing?

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Another job industry that’s been constantly idolized in our society is working in the fashion industry, so we spoke with Redditor After-Woodpecker-595 who said that fashion jobs are very overestimated these days. “Well, in the '90s, the only people in the industry were weirdos, really, the intent was mainly making clothes and there wasn't a proper career path like other professions. Around the 2000s the universities started catching up to the fact they could cash in on it, making it a bachelors and teaching people nothing, basically,” After-Woodpecker-595, who’s also the creator of r/Toxicfashion, told us.

She added that “around 2008/9 things went awry... we're talking Devil Wears Prada, Gossip Girl, Project Runway… The industry was filled with people who had no interest in sitting behind a sewing machine.”

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great Ultrasound tech

You don't look at babies all day.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if you did look at babies all day that could be so sad the first time one of those babies don't make it!!

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great Architect. Seems like lots of good romcom boyfriends are architects. In reality, the hours are long, the stress is extremely high, and pay is really poor for a skilled profession.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my friends is an architect, and yes he works long hours and has high stress, but he is definitely paid well. I feel like every profession thinks they are poorly paid because they can pick out one example of a better paid profession at their perceived skill level.

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great EMS(I.E EMTs and Paramedics). We're not some heros who save lives. Saving lives is about 10 percent of the job. The other 90 percent is dealing with a broken Healthcare system, getting paid minimum wage, dealing with patients who don't need help and abuse the already broken Healthcare system, and if your lucky working for a company that doesn't give a sh*t about you.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree with some of this. I was a Paramedic before I moved from front line medicine into Physiotherapy. I agree that the job is rarely as it is portrayed, the shifts are very long, often with long periods of boredom. Then there are the patients, most of whom are very pleased to see you and very appreciative but many are not. The weekends are worst, 90% of the cases on weekend evenings involve dealing with people who have drunk themselves into a stupor. Their reactions towards you vary from inappropriate affection to violent rage and I often ended a Friday and Saturday night shift covered in blood, vomit, urine and other disgusting substances. I disagree about the minimum wage part though. In the UK, Paramedics are required to hold a minimum of an Undergraduate Degree and are actually paid well above minimum wage. Ambulance Technicians, which is the equivalent of most US Paramedics, only need an advanced first aid qualification and are not well paid at all.

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One of the most common misconceptions about working in fashion according to After-Woodpecker-595 is “that you will draw clothes or use creativity or be famous and so on,” she said and added that “truth is, most fashion jobs are pretty standard office jobs these days.” According to the Redditor, what makes working in fashion particularly demanding is the people in the industry: “It is competitive and cutthroat. Much like you saw on Devil Wears Prada, except you don't get to go to Paris in the end.”

For anyone who’s still considering working in fashion, the Redditor urges you to do it, “because you're going to do it anyway, like I did.” However, you have to realize “it's not easy money and you have to have very thick skin to even stand a chance.”

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great Trucking. In over 42+ years I saw the finest warehouses in 43 states and 2 Canadian provinces. There are ZERO shows/movies accurately showing trucking for what it is. It's a soul sucking exercise in frustration. There are positive aspects in that you can generate a decent paycheck without extensive education or advanced training. All it will cost you is your soul, your friends, your family, and your health.

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great Academia. First of all, most people undergrads call "professors" aren't at actual professors (by rank). And people who aren't professors are likely not getting paid a whole lot above the poverty line, have few to no benefits, have little to no input on what they teach or how, not to mention having to put up with nonsense I've not seen or heard of in any other field. The amount of unpaid labour that goes into getting a single article published is unreal.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I teach in Russia. while unpaid labor is part of academia, I live so much more comfortable than adjuncts in the US and basically can teach whatever I want with no oversight and if I was a citizen would get healthcare free. Instead I get it at a still far cheaper rate than in the US.

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great FBI Special Agent.

I dated a woman who was with FBI and she enjoyed what she did most of the time but wow was it dry.

Imagine sitting in a car watching a house for 6 hours then going back to the office and spending a few hours writing a report. Or looking through 10 years of purchase records and receipts that you pulled out of the trash to build a case. Or sitting in a room at midnight listening in on a dude having phone sex with his mistress.

The overwhelming majority of her job was writing reports, status updates, and reviewing financial documents in an office. The hours were terrible, the work seemed boring, and the bureaucracy was thick.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember reading somewhere that the most common degree amongst FBI agents was accounting. Because "follow the money" is a major part of any criminal nvestigatin

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great Zookeeper. You spend most of your time cleaning poop and you're paid like sh*t.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most dont mind the poop part but you are usually understaffed, need to do an incredibly phisically demanding job (brushing floors, walls and ceilings for hours, carrying food crates, food sacks, carrying soil/litter for the cages...) with a low pay knowing that once your body breaks (many have hernias very young) you wont be able to do the job anymore and will need to find a different one. This also applies to my comment about rescue centrums, zoos also use very often unpaid interns to do the cleaning, tours or even research and treat them like crap.

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great Writer. You picture yourself at a typewriter in a cabin by a lake, crackling fire in the fireplace, a golden retriever asleep at your feet and a glass of lagavulin in your hand dreaming up the next great American novel. Contrast that to reality where the writing jobs that actually pay the bills usually involve long nights and weekends sitting in a cube farm writing the instructions that come with a toaster that nobody will ever read while your spouse f*cks her coworkers.

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Working in a popular nightclub. Everyone knows you is kind of the fun part.

But everyone parties, you don't if you want to keep your job. It pays very well but man there are so many downsides.

On holidays, you are there to watch all your friends party but you have to keep it together enough to make it through the rush of customers and by the end of the night you better have the correct amount in the registers or end up flipping the entire bill and ripped a new one for f*cking up.

Fights happen several times a night. Some comical, some really violent. There is blood and even deaths happen.

Bodily fluids everywhere all the time, that comes out of every possible orifice and you come out every night smelling like piss, sh*t, sweat and cigarettes. I would imagine that's what an orgy smells like.

You lose all sense of time. You get home at 4am and when you wake the world has passed by and you have to get into work again. Days start to blur together, holidays don't matter because that's the busiest nights so you celebrate nothing. Weeks turn to months then years. It all goes by in a hangover haze of sleep deprivation.

Drugs are everywhere, with drugs come crack heads that are totally out of their damn minds. I had to fight a guy trying to steal my car while he was having a drug/alcohol fueled episode.

Getting molested. I got groped too many times to care to remember. Both males and females. You never get used to it. I'm an easy going person but man its a horrible feeling when someone grabs your privates without your consent.

Last of all the depression of seeing regulars. Yeah sure regulars can be fun but more than not some are there everyday to drink their problems away. They are about the most depressing people you come by and they will latch on to you because you are conveniently working there every night. You also see a lot of creepers/predators who regularly get in but you can't pin them with anything because they are good at hiding what they trying to do. I tried to kick out as many as possible and save as many customers as I can but some nights, you know in the back of your head, someone out there is going to have a bad night out on that big dark, fake fog filled dance floor.

That was my time 4 years of working in a popular night club in a huge city basically.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is just sad.......and completely different from what I have seen in shows and movies

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great Youtuber. I remember reading about how Pewdiepie and a handful of other Youtubers made millions of dollars a few years back and thinking "Oh, cr*p. Now kids are going to think they can easily make big money doing this." And I was right.

Now I know kids have always wanted fantastical jobs for money and especially for fame. I myself wasted a ton of time imitating martial arts movies and TV shows in hopes of becoming a Power Ranger.

I am not a Youtuber, so please correct me if I'm wrong. But unless you have millions of subscribers who watch every single video you make and share them on their social medias so they get even more views, I doubt you'll be making those big bucks anytime soon.

Plus, Youtube's rules or whatever you call them seem to change constantly. You can spend a long time editing a vid to fit their standards only to find that you let one f-bomb slip through. Or maybe they change their policies and that video you made 2 years ago violates the new rules. Whoops! Now you can't make money from this video. But Youtube can still put ads on it and make money through it.

I know there are many Youtubers who are successful and rich, but I know there are tons more who fail, even if their content isn't bad. The amount of young people I know who genuinely think they can forsake education and career prospects for Youtube fame is staggering.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watching youtubers over the years is like watching multiple people have a mental breakdown in slow motion. The burnout that comes with trying to stay relevant and in profit is terrifying.

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great For some reason some of my old coworkers got in their heads that my traveling sales job was whisking me away to exotic places and gourmet meals on the company dime.

No. No no no.

Unless you think Syracuse is basically Paris and eating a poorly wrapped burrito while driving because you don't have time to stop for lunch between appointments is fine dining, sales is not sexy.

It's a lot of drinking alone and working late nights in hotels with sh*t internet. If you have a family it's hard on your partner because they're taking the kids several nights in a row.

You'll miss a lot of you don't have to freedom to schedule around your personal life.

I'm glad I got out.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Almost any job that involves a lot of travelling is romaticised, because people think that you spend your time sightseeing. Well, no. You barely have time to get your job done; and then you are so tired that you only want to go back to your hotel room. You leave and return at impossible hours, missing hours of sleep. And you have to be quick with reporting results and planning the next trip. You can take a day off now and then (I did that when I really wanted to visit the city), but that's rather an exception. Gourmet meals on company dime are also not realistic, because yo have an expense limit; what's extra goes from your own pocket.

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great Small Business Ownership.

I can't in a million years recommend it. For most people, they 'switch' off at 5pm and go into a mental state that isn't work. That's not the case for small business owners. You're always "On". For many of us, that also included working 7 days a week in the first few years of opening up shop. Everything is our problem. The toilet is broken. The employees drama. The internet is down. Customer complaints. Inventory. Marketing. Most people have one role & responsibility; not the small business owner! No paid holidays or vacations. No PTO. No "mental health days". No sick days. I probably work the most hours out of all my corporate friends & family.

Lots of disgruntled employees often get recommendations to "open up their own business". I always chuckle at those comments. As if opening up your own business means you'll work less or have less stress. Quite the opposite!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What you mentioned is true. But that same level of responsibility is also a huge plus. Got a "Karen" working for you? Get rid of her. Jerk customer? Give them the boot. And that hustle and being always on? That translates to dollars. You are in control. And the best part is that your dedication can result in real financial reward. Working for an employer is safer. But the trade off your employer is offering for that safety is any extra financial benefits that come from you, the employees, busting your butt goes to them.

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great Touring professional musician.

I’m not talking about the guys on top who fly in private jets and stay in five star hotels although it’s not always easy for them, believe it or not.

I’m talking most of the bands you’ve seen anywhere.

It’s often grueling and lots of running around catching flights (if you’re lucky) or getting in the van or bus at 5:00 am after a sh*tty complimentary breakfast at the hotel where you shared a room with the bass player then driving all day with a break for cr*ppy fast food and getting to the venue just in time for load-in (which you often have to do yourself).

Then there’s sound check and a quick dinner at another fast food chain with no time for a shower before you rush back to play the show.

You put on your stage outfit, which smells like sweat, beer and grime from the last three cities.

After the set you man the merch table and talk to a few fans, sign some CD’s, count the take and try to find wi-fi to catch up on emails, pay bills, etc. Speaking of bills, you count the take from merch and have almost enough for that.

You hang around forever for the venue to pay you. If you’ve got a tour manager, he’ll do a lot of this stuff for you but it’s still a pain.

Good news though. The hotel has laundry machines so you can either get your clothes clean or catch up on sleep - you can only choose one

Get up and do it all again.

Yes, it can be fun but there is a lot of work that goes into it and it’s not always glamorous.

In fact it’s almost never glamorous.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was a professional keyboard player for ten years. Driving to the next gig we could see a road sign that said "Fifth Wonder of the World: next left" and we never had time to stop and see it. Traveled the country, but rarely got to enjoy its attractions because we were always working or driving to the next gig.

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Freelance Artist.

We often work over the healthy hour limit, constant need of looking for the next project, and you never finish with your studies.

On the other hand, love it and can't imagine myself doing a different job

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t forget, always putting off influencers wanting freebies.

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great Playing movies at the cinema. Everybody thinks this is a dream job-relax, watch movies, and get paid. Its actually very boring and you do plenty of other stuff.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did that for 3 and a half years. Constantly getting screamed at for telling preteen kids that their parent needed to purchase their ticket for rated R movies. Being screamed at for a movie selling out, or not having a certain picture. It's your fault concession prices are so high. Cleaning up after a movie, I don't just mean the popcorn buckets, cups, and spilled popcorn, I'm talking about dirty panties, chewed tobacco & spit cup, dirty diapers, vomit; just fun little suprises like that. Finally getting blamed for the customer not liking the movie (my apologies I'll try to make a better movie next time.)

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great Geologist.

In school you go camping, learn cool stuff about the earth and get to have all these ideals about saving the world. In a career you manage construction workers who dislike you at best and are often a field b***h to collect contaminated dirt or test soil compaction on construction sites. Good luck getting a job without a very rough field component.

I lucked out and work in mining, and at least get to do fairly interesting work often, but it still is a drag compared to what I thought I’d get to do and the people I went to school with are drowning in rough jobs or unemployed.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agricultural researcher/ scientist sounds very similar only no one thinks of it as glamorous 😂😂

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The trades. People on Reddit seem to pitch it as the only sensible career choice, but a lot of them will just destroy your body.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very high demand and pay currently, though. Yes they can be absolute hell on your body (roofing and masonry come to mind) but if you are uneducated/ undereducated it is a very viable option for a livable wage. You can also work your way up to master of the trade you're in and usually that would be about the time your body starts rejecting the physicality of the work. When that happens you're basically instructing interns to do the yard parts for you and signing off on the work orders. This work as not for everybody but it definitely gives a certain percentage of the "hands on" population a place to build a career. I definitely don't think it's emphasized enough, honestly, in the real world. You don't need to be a CEO, you can be a tradesperson and still live a decent life.

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30 People Speak The Truth About Careers Everyone Thinks Are Great Working in music. Most of the industry runs on contingent and part time workers. Full time jobs are difficult to get so if you’re one of the others you’re constantly chasing your next gig. During busy parts of the year you’re too busy to have a life and the slower parts of the year you’re broke. I worked in it for 4-5 years, it was a lot of fun though.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, not even the famous pop stars are all that rich - on the opposite, many of them are broke. Fame costs money.

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