These are rough sketchbook doodles I did of cute greeting card style illustrations. With offensive words in my handwriting.
The idea was to get some feedback before I polished them up in photoshop. So, I uploaded them unedited (and leaving many with punctuation mistakes etc) and unexpectedly the album went viral on Facebook! I've had a great response, some of them feature British slang words and phrases that Americans have trouble with ha!
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Sorry to break in on your counseling session. Card is cute to give to someone you trust. Right, predecessor junior psychologists?
I forgot to add the fact you WILL be back in jail in 12 days..all because you failed to do a lousy 28 hours of community service in 3 months!! Daddy can't buy you out if this one..SO, I am assuming this will be the 6th xmas in a row without you here! No need to do any shopping this year! Don't feel bad..it's your choice!! Have fun. Know I will always LOVE you but so disappointed...we said Goodbye to your brother just under 9 years ago...and what have you done??? The same same thing that killed him! I know this for a fact..someone you partied with has been keeping me informed since you don't tell the truth and don't feel bad for your hoices. I am so SAD...when people ask..what's your daughter up to..I respond with getting high everyday..Its her priority and her prerogative.!
I would actually like to give this to someone who would understand the humour :)
Jajaja I dunno but I find all these cards really funny! ^^
I believe this is missing some punctuation. Shouldn't it say, "...existence. Happy, d**k face?"
I should sent this to those A-holes who post selfies with dead animals they shot.
I don't know how I feel about this, such a dichotomy of emotion, adorable cute images and then the captions. It reminds me of the movie TED.
I agree. Subjective and everyone has a right to opinion. That's the thing about being an artist. You get both sides. All good. Keep creating
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OMG THIS IS SO CUTE !! I really liked the unicorn one ( maybe gonna give it to my sister XD )
A lot of people like them, you don't have to. It's subjective humour. Not everyone will like it. Why stop and leave a comment? Move on to something you do like. I don't feel I need to drop by your page and leave comments, I don't care.
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This artist sure gets his feelings hurt if you don't care for his art style. I've seen many cards that make a statement without vulgarity.
Yeah my feelings are really hurt Anna. Hah 😂 I like being vulgar sweetie.
Load More Replies... Hah. A lot of people like them, you don't have to. It's subjective humour. Not everyone will like it. Why stop and leave a comment? Move on to something you do like. I don't feel I need to drop by your page and leave comments, I don't care.
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A lot of people like them, you don't have to. It's subjective humour. Not everyone will like it. Why stop and leave a comment? Move on to something you do like. I don't feel I need to drop by your page and leave comments, I don't care.
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I have a shop, check by my Facebook. /Neverstaydead
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p.s. Idk why people who aren't gonna like something or have a negative opinion about something don't just carry onto the next thing?
Well I looked at the first three and decided they had no appeal for me so, yes, I decided to carry on to the next thing. But I did want to see if the comments ran negative or positive.
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I'm honestly not sure what to think of this... I kind of want to send some of these to certain people I know.
Where can I purchase these wholesale? I want to sell the in my store (Obsessions, Vancouver. Canada
They were great! Don't listen to these candy asses. You found a nitch and that is rare in the card industry. GO with it.
This's so adorable. Now i can use them as stickers to send my crush haha
ARE YOU SELLING THESE??? I'd like to buy all of them!!! Please let me know!!!!
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Do you have an Etsy shop or a Website you could sell those one ? Huge fan !!!
/Neverstaydead on Facebook I'm in etsy yeah
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I'm on etsy and Facebook. I have a shop on etsy. Www.etsy.com/shop/Neverstaydead
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I think these are pretty freakin great! I have some friends I'd love to give these to that would appreciate the humor
Well, people on Bored Panda are quite opinionated hah. Biggest mixed response I've had. 1. About them being 'stupid/not funny/crass' etc. It's subjective humour, it's not for everyone. You don't have to like it, that's fine. Move on and find something you do love. I get over a million hits a week on Facebook. Plenty of people enjoy my stuff and it's not limited to these. 2. I explained in the article about the punctuation and grammar. These were rough, unedited sketchbook doodles I uploaded for some feedback from friends. They ended up going viral unexpectedly. Some things are English slang and meant to be like that.
Dude, you've had me in tears - have you had these printed? Where can I buy them? TMM-57e134...297422.jpg 
I'm on etsy and Facebook /Neverstaydead
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I have a shop drop by my FB /neverstaydead I'm on etsy
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mean words are only mean when you really mean it. lovely cards with mean words inscribed in them as spicy jokes are just lovely.
People who are criticizing "strong language" are probably those who never kissed in public, never danced like there is no tomorrow or never went on a whim travel adventure! LIVE A LITTLE YOU STUPID C***S! Love everything about these! (Im 28, have a degree, educated parents, totally happy with my life)
Mum didn't neglect me. I can be immature I guess ha. I rate my imagination not bad. Disgusting is just mean. Your very judgemental dude. Just some fun. That's all.
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Strong language in jokes is fine, if it makes a point. In all of these it merely is the contrast. Moreover
Load More Replies... I don't know how I feel about this, such a dichotomy of emotion, adorable cute images and then the captions. It reminds me of the movie TED.
I agree. Subjective and everyone has a right to opinion. That's the thing about being an artist. You get both sides. All good. Keep creating
Load More Replies... OMG THIS IS SO CUTE !! I really liked the unicorn one ( maybe gonna give it to my sister XD )
A lot of people like them, you don't have to. It's subjective humour. Not everyone will like it. Why stop and leave a comment? Move on to something you do like. I don't feel I need to drop by your page and leave comments, I don't care.
Load More Replies... This artist sure gets his feelings hurt if you don't care for his art style. I've seen many cards that make a statement without vulgarity.
Yeah my feelings are really hurt Anna. Hah 😂 I like being vulgar sweetie.
Load More Replies... Hah. A lot of people like them, you don't have to. It's subjective humour. Not everyone will like it. Why stop and leave a comment? Move on to something you do like. I don't feel I need to drop by your page and leave comments, I don't care.
Load More Replies... A lot of people like them, you don't have to. It's subjective humour. Not everyone will like it. Why stop and leave a comment? Move on to something you do like. I don't feel I need to drop by your page and leave comments, I don't care.
Load More Replies... I have a shop, check by my Facebook. /Neverstaydead
Load More Replies... p.s. Idk why people who aren't gonna like something or have a negative opinion about something don't just carry onto the next thing?
Well I looked at the first three and decided they had no appeal for me so, yes, I decided to carry on to the next thing. But I did want to see if the comments ran negative or positive.
Load More Replies... I'm honestly not sure what to think of this... I kind of want to send some of these to certain people I know.
Where can I purchase these wholesale? I want to sell the in my store (Obsessions, Vancouver. Canada
They were great! Don't listen to these candy asses. You found a nitch and that is rare in the card industry. GO with it.
This's so adorable. Now i can use them as stickers to send my crush haha
ARE YOU SELLING THESE??? I'd like to buy all of them!!! Please let me know!!!!
It is the festival which is celebrated by Christians on 25th of December and people send Christmas wishes to each other. Christmas posts are also sent to spread the happiness. A good way to celebrate this occasion is to send Christmas sms with the perfect Christmas greeting texts. The celebration of Christmas is completed by sending happy Christmas messages to the people close to your heart. To fill this special day share Christmas greeting messages or merry Christmas messages with your friends. We fbstatuses123 have the unique Christmas greetings for you. Spread the happiness with Christmas greetings text. http://fbstatuses123.com/category/christmas-facebook-status
Do you have an Etsy shop or a Website you could sell those one ? Huge fan !!!
/Neverstaydead on Facebook I'm in etsy yeah
Load More Replies... I'm on etsy and Facebook. I have a shop on etsy. Www.etsy.com/shop/Neverstaydead
Load More Replies... I think these are pretty freakin great! I have some friends I'd love to give these to that would appreciate the humor
Well, people on Bored Panda are quite opinionated hah. Biggest mixed response I've had. 1. About them being 'stupid/not funny/crass' etc. It's subjective humour, it's not for everyone. You don't have to like it, that's fine. Move on and find something you do love. I get over a million hits a week on Facebook. Plenty of people enjoy my stuff and it's not limited to these. 2. I explained in the article about the punctuation and grammar. These were rough, unedited sketchbook doodles I uploaded for some feedback from friends. They ended up going viral unexpectedly. Some things are English slang and meant to be like that.
Dude, you've had me in tears - have you had these printed? Where can I buy them? TMM-57e134...297422.jpg
I'm on etsy and Facebook /Neverstaydead
Load More Replies... I have a shop drop by my FB /neverstaydead I'm on etsy
Load More Replies... mean words are only mean when you really mean it. lovely cards with mean words inscribed in them as spicy jokes are just lovely.
People who are criticizing "strong language" are probably those who never kissed in public, never danced like there is no tomorrow or never went on a whim travel adventure! LIVE A LITTLE YOU STUPID C***S! Love everything about these! (Im 28, have a degree, educated parents, totally happy with my life)
Mum didn't neglect me. I can be immature I guess ha. I rate my imagination not bad. Disgusting is just mean. Your very judgemental dude. Just some fun. That's all.
Load More Replies... Strong language in jokes is fine, if it makes a point. In all of these it merely is the contrast. Moreover
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