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These are rough sketchbook doodles I did of cute greeting card style illustrations. With offensive words in my handwriting.

The idea was to get some feedback before I polished them up in photoshop. So, I uploaded them unedited (and leaving many with punctuation mistakes etc) and unexpectedly the album went viral on Facebook! I've had a great response, some of them feature British slang words and phrases that Americans have trouble with ha!

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Sam The Eagle
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cats are my favorite animal but i don't like this cat because it is rude and i hate rude people. Also if that cat was my pet and it said the f word at me i would smash a brick through it's head

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James Mays
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Set the purpose for the lesson by explaining that people send greeting cards for many reasons. Share a greeting card that was sent to you with the class. Thanks to this for information http://www.eliteglasscards.com/

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Teresa Lewis
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is crass but I knew a few people I'd love to to have sent copies of this to but it's too late now.

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Freida Day
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These comments have nothing to commend them whatsoever. They are just vulgar for the sake of being vulgar. They sre 'nothingness' personified. Sorry for being a spoilsport - to the people who loved them, but you guys need to lift your standards a bit, and some.

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Missa Doucet
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody cares whether you liked them or not. My standards are just fine where they are. Keep your judgement. I'm gonna be over here having a good time.

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Dianne Ward
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's nothing cute about them. You need to grow up and TRY to get an education. You are trying to shock for the sake of it. You're just making yourself look stupid.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except a lot of people enjoy them and find them funny. I reach over a million people a week on my Facebook and sell my work. So, I don't feel that stupid really. You don't have to like my stuff, why not just move on to something else? I don't come on your page and leave hate comments, because I don't care.

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Joihnson Smith
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I were you, I'd concentrate on the punctuation mistakes. Humour isn't your forte.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I explained in the article these were rough sketchbook drawings and that I wasn't expecting to go viral. I've reached over a million people a week and get thousands of comments a day about how funny they are. So I'm fine thanks.

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Louise Pedroza
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can make up cards like this myself and dont have to buy them. I swear like a sailor so it will be easy!!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Go on then, the difference will be I won't come on your page and tell you. Because I don't five a f**k and I'm not rude to other artists/creatives.

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zombii
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is not offensive, it is honest. Newborns are ugly. When I was a newborn I looked like a red, hairy, wrinkle bag.

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Helsa Ardino
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would actually like to give this to someone who would understand the humour :)

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Robert Morson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe this is missing some punctuation. Shouldn't it say, "...existence. Happy, d**k face?"

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Pandora Brown
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I should sent this to those A-holes who post selfies with dead animals they shot.

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