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Is it possible to say something offensive, but in a nice way? The question would be perplexing and probably without answers if not for this Instagram account.

Welcome to “Tastefully Offensive,” the page dedicated to sharing the most blunt and direct, sarcastic and funny tweets shared on the internet. They reflect what we all have been thinking lately: from hopes that 2022 is a precedented situation to someone pointing out how Leonardo DiCaprio owes his whole career to the iceberg that sank the Titanic, there’s a lot to digest.

And decide whether the tweets below are offensive or aren’t. Upvote your favorites as you go!

"Tastefully Offensive originally started as a website for sharing funny and viral content in June 2010 when the Internet was a much different place," Christian Baker, the founder and curator of Tastefully Offensive told Bored Panda

"It started as a fun side project while I was working as a marketing manager for a wine company. After about a year the website became popular enough to become my full-time job, which continued for around 7 years. During that time, the website branched into several social media platforms including Facebook, Tumblr, and Instagram."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish I could upvote this twice. I've started just using random things I see while driving or watching a movie.

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Londo Cotto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, thats actually a bloody good idea but id add a voice that asks "Did you FORGET something"

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Today, Christian is a full-time bartender which he calls his main passion in California’s Napa Valley. "But my love for Internet humor has never gone away," he said. "While the site still exists and is a great source of funny content, my main involvement with Tastefully Offensive is curating the Instagram page. I mainly share content (memes) that I find funny, which mostly get sourced from Twitter, Instagram or get shared with me by other IG users."

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Jo Johannsen
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely! And forgo gooey cheese sauce that turns the chips into soggy mush - use grated cheese!

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"A mask? Oh, I remember those wild times" - Proceeds to get into a Biohazard suit

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was actually thinking about this just today--men are screwed. They will always be found for that reason.

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Christian says that his Instagram page Tastefully Offensive "basically feels like a place where he shares things he finds funny with 230k friends." He added that he loves when followers of the IG page add witty comments on posts and said that they are often funnier than the posts themselves.

When asked what the name Tastefully Offensive refers to, Christian said: "it refers to my sense of humor, which is sometimes on the offensive side but usually still comfortably sharable with parents and grandparents."

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Ellie Rosser
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah, you have to cough up blood for consumption. I'm just going to have "nerves".

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Bob Belcher
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Running errands is my social activity. I was outside dealing with people.

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Nazda Pokmov
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two days for staying in bed is fine with me. skip the social activities.....

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And on the eighth day Gawd created nothing. For there had to be a day to enjoy nothingness. But cApiTaliSm didn't like that one and yeeted out of the book and all existence.

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Memere
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually told my boss I would happily work four 10 hour days to have 3 day weekends. He laughed at me. The job I had could have 100% been WFH too. I retired before the pandemic, but a teeny tiny part of me was a bit jealous.

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Lilyan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

we need 3.5 day working weeks, another person does the other 3.5 days and everything can run 7 days, hell, add another 4 people and we can run 24/7 and everyone gets a job.

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Ronnie Beaton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh heavens yes. If I go away for a weekend, I need a day or so to recover.

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Sarah Stalder
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get three days off-I use them in the exact opposite order. Today I am Victorian

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Random Dog Owner
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

or for kids: play video games, eat sweets,and stay in bed all day because of a stomachache

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Kristen Fagerstrom
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like I spend the whole day before the weekend trying to plan when I can have my wasting disease time.

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MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I reduced my work week down to 4 days. My work also decided we need more days off by cancelling more of our shifts.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my mom is going to be like, great more time to study, and I'm going to have to do math like all weekend, so NO DON'T YOU DARE

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So many people responding angrily to a twitter joke here like the original poster would even see it

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of when I was at a McDonald's and there was a little kid refusing to leave the playground at 7pm. The mum said, "Thats fine, you can stay. The monsters come out soon". The kid beat her to the car.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

exactly! everyone would be so much more healthier and hygienic if you washed your bloomin hands

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I recently learned that acorns also sort of pop. I know it's not really a food, but it's fun to watch them explode out of a fire and zip around like burning hot missiles.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The irony is that a lot of academic subjects work that way. Advanced academia is the ultimate pyramid scheme where they try and pull in lots of hopefuls to expensive levels of study to perpetuate their own purpose of teaching and finding replacements along the way. It's the biggest jerk circle on the planet.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also printer ink is literally the most expensive substance by weight in the world.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And like in Nailed It when they DONT FRIKIN GREASE OR BUTTER THE TRAY LIKE OFC ITS GONNA GET STUCK

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Along time ago, my cousin and I went to a Halloween party. She is socially awkward, so she went as a mime and didn’t say a word to anybody.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Easy to fix: Teach them how to wash their hands holding a gun, and how to vote holding a gun.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"If he was dying he wouldn't had written "argh", he would have just said it!" - Monty Python, Quest for the Holy Grail

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha! I was like, Welcome to my world, bitches! 🤣 And I already know how to bake 😉

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then keep standing just at the door occasionally knocking again or trying the handle, even after the person inside has said "Occupied". Bonus points for having others with you and having the conversation "Did someone answer? I'm not sure anyone is in there. The light is on though. Did you try knocking? Maybe try the door again" >.< So helpful

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This little piglet didn't go to market to shop there! ;_; (as I just had to learn today).

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather skid in broadside in a cloud of dust, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "WOW! WHAT A RIDE!" 😃☠

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