Some parents would reassure you that having young kids is the most wonderful experience of their lives and that they wouldn't trade it for anything else. However, there are plenty of those (especially on social media) who are not shy about the many struggles they go through while trying to grow an offspring into a functional human being. And we're not only glad they upload many photos to illustrate their point because it gives us a good laugh. It also serves as a fair warning. For, after all, kids are quite a challenge. Some are also quite weird, while others - incredibly funny kids. If you didn't think that way already, perhaps you should look through some of the strange things kids say. These little opinionated odd birds always have a piece of unfalteringly logical thinking to share, but most often it categorizes as incredibly weird things to say. Scroll down below to see what parents reported their adorably smart kids had said and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites! (Facebook cover image: pxhere)

#1

Odd Kid Things

RogueDadMD Report

Vic
Community Member
2 years ago

This kid is going places.. We need more people like him who see logic..

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#2

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Lhlodder Report

Vic
Community Member
2 years ago

*slow clap*

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#3

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Gonzalo Terán
Community Member
2 years ago

Amazing subject for a 5 y.o.

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#4

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stiggib3 Report

PurplePanda77
Community Member
2 years ago

That is so...terrible and awesome at the same time...

DemPugs
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh jeez, that's kinda unsettling. I wonder how many of my old toys are dead now.

Missy Barton
Community Member
2 years ago

They're real now

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FatBaby
Community Member
2 years ago

:((((((((((((((((( Why'd nobody warn me not to read this one

earringnut
Community Member
2 years ago

You should have known at "My daughter just ruined Toy Story."

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Wings
Community Member
2 years ago

This is stolen from a different post. A kid didn't say this

morgan jeffries
Community Member
2 years ago

Lots of people come up with the same things independent of each other.

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Niall Mac Iomera
Community Member
2 years ago

Except the toys don't seem to be able to die

Valerie Fawn
Community Member
2 years ago

That child is awesome

debrina blackmoon
Community Member
2 years ago

well, that's dark

Monika Rhodes
Community Member
2 years ago

Holy.... shit...

Jurgis Vaiginis
Community Member
2 years ago

poor Andy, he will never know the truth

Ben The last airbender
Community Member
2 years ago

They are all immortal, so this is impossible. Nice try though.

Ben The last airbender
Community Member
2 years ago

in the third movie, andy says they are all immortal unless they are literally incinerated. So technically, this isn't true.

London River
Community Member
2 years ago

I swear your kid is a 15 yr old in a little girl's body.

Curious Cat
Community Member
2 years ago

love how dark this child is.

Diane Phillips-Herman
Community Member
2 years ago

Smart kid, though

Chris Pitch
Community Member
2 years ago

look, this movie series is sad enough as it is

Rainbow_Gal05
Community Member
2 years ago

....... yes

Pol Macqueron
Community Member
2 years ago

Nervously laughing in order not to cry

FortnitePlayerGirl
Community Member
2 years ago

I think I just vomited in my mouth

Damien T
Community Member
2 years ago

😨😨😨

John Montgomery
Community Member
2 years ago

Well if the Pixar theory is true children play with them is what makes a toy alive so wouldn't the toy not be able to die unless it isn't played with?

chi-wei shen
Community Member
2 years ago

I remember at least two such showerthoughts from reddit in 2013 and 2015 years befor this tweet was written.

Charcoal Kitten
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh god....

Katy F
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

I'm more concerned on how he spelled 'daughter'... XD

Starrie_Angel
Community Member
2 years ago

Morbid... But enlightening

-3-
Community Member
2 years ago

no comment

Janice Seagraves
Community Member
2 years ago

I feel a little ill after reading that.

AzKahleesi
Community Member
2 years ago

I was on the phone with my boyfriend and said OMG are you ready for me to ruin toy story for you forever? .... he hung up on me lmao.

Amanda Ferraz
Community Member
2 years ago

This really shouldn't be here, just ruined it for me too...

Markus Holstein
Community Member
2 years ago

I like the Toy Story movies. Can I somehow remove the above notion from my memory?

Ana Stone
Community Member
2 years ago

That’s terribly....accurate.

Elida Lechuga
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahaha

Daniel Giddings
Community Member
2 years ago

Of course toys never die. Hm, I think we were all playing with ghosts.

Jodi Ellis
Community Member
2 years ago

Is your child one who hurts and kills animals....asking for a friend

Coco
Community Member
2 years ago

I'd adopt her right now

Rachael Durkin
Community Member
2 years ago

Holy shit!!!!

Amery
Community Member
2 years ago

UMMMMM.... OHHHH???? <<< future mortician, perhaps?~?~?

Yakisha Henneborn
Community Member
2 years ago

Well it is Disney and they sometimes are lowkey dark so....make sense.

Donald Trump
Community Member
2 years ago

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What’s so bad about that?

RU Sirius
Community Member
2 years ago

playing with corpses is not good, Donny

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#5

Odd Kid Things

jake_5_bayless Report

glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh gawd! XD!

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#6

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rachelle_mandik Report

athornedrose
Community Member
2 years ago

pandora's art box

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#7

Odd Kid Things

DraggingFeeties Report

electricblue
Community Member
2 years ago

I have never related to someone so much...

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#8

Odd Kid Things

crookedroads770 Report

Perryn Stert
Community Member
2 years ago

Yes, and the penguin is the ice duck

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#9

Odd Kid Things

carlie_veenhuis Report

Vic
Community Member
2 years ago

Ouch.. Thats gotta hurt.. This kid might start roast comedy soon.

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#10

Odd Kid Things

AngryManTV Report

Elena Adams
Community Member
2 years ago

uniboob

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#11

Odd Kid Things

moooooog35 Report

Dani
Community Member
2 years ago

Priceless XD

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#12

Odd Kid Things

Six_Pack_Mom Report

Vic
Community Member
2 years ago

I ain't doin' time for the crime I didn't do..

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#13

Odd Kid Things

keera_w Report

Vic
Community Member
2 years ago

Well he uses the nutty metric system..

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#14

Odd Kid Things

jacaristar Report

FatBaby
Community Member
2 years ago

Brutal

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#15

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Molly Tallmadge
Community Member
2 years ago

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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#16

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MommyNarrated Report

Batwench
Community Member
2 years ago

Well you weren't specific about the type of pea/pee. Rookie Error.

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#17

Odd Kid Things

octopuscaveman Report

Molly Tallmadge
Community Member
2 years ago

Sounds like you should try it...

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#18

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hallierb Report

Perryn Stert
Community Member
2 years ago

So... definitely?

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#19

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kirstenabigail2 Report

Vic
Community Member
2 years ago

Ouch!

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#20

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Lhlodder Report

Molly Tallmadge
Community Member
2 years ago

Also me

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#21

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XplodingUnicorn Report

FatBaby
Community Member
2 years ago

Must be why my mom's always wishing she never had me but LOOK I'm still here. yay

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#22

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HousewifeOfHell Report

Michelle Pitsiokos
Community Member
2 years ago

This, from the child who has probably left the house (on more than one occasion) wearing a yellow striped shirt with neon blue pants and ballet slippers or a church shirt with sweatpants and her winter boots...in August.

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#23

Odd Kid Things

NewDadNotes Report

Gonzalo Terán
Community Member
2 years ago

"My mommy gave me to your family to be your best friend". Disney version. "I´m an ET bond to this kitten body to help you against the evil of this world". Marvel version. "I crawl out of tighten bag full with my brothers´ corpses and swim to the river shore. Now feed me slave". DC version.

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#24

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tragicallyhere Report

Molly Tallmadge
Community Member
2 years ago

I relate to these things so much

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#25

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fairfairisles Report

Perryn Stert
Community Member
2 years ago

They are hell hounds

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#26

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mommajessiec Report

donghun's emo cactus
Community Member
2 years ago

Sometimes when I'm drawing non-digital art, I just repeat in my mind 'Command Z, Command Z, Command Z nnnOOOOOOO-'

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#27

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mommajessiec Report

~Rev. Ocean (& Yes To Both)
Community Member
2 years ago

At least she didn't clap her hands with glee...

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#28

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Sophie Warner
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

My son was 6 when he told me he liked sleeping, because "It's like being dead, but not having to stay dead." He was going through a phase. I once also woke up to find him standing over me with a torch lit & pointed right at me. He said "Carry on", turned off the torch & just kept on standing there... in the dark. He is 19 now & mostly normal! No teenager is "normal"!

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#29

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

~Rev. Ocean (& Yes To Both)
Community Member
2 years ago

As a mother of three (the eldest now 25), I can state, with confidence, WELL DONE, Mom!!

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#30

Odd Kid Things

seauxcocoa Report

FatBaby
Community Member
2 years ago

I'd gladly throw him n for ya

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#31

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Terry T.
Community Member
2 years ago

Maybe they were oatmeal cookies....

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#32

Odd Kid Things

PetrickSara Report

Jaxon Wild
Community Member
2 years ago

Who needs kids when you can just have scary movies?

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#33

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Oki
Community Member
2 years ago

Verbing weirds language.

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#34

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UnfilteredMama Report

minerva15
Community Member
2 years ago

Doesn't he have a nose?

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#35

Odd Kid Things

iwearaonesie Report

Perryn Stert
Community Member
2 years ago

Does he now?

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#36

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wasteIandbaby Report

FatBaby
Community Member
2 years ago

Crap, what'd he do this time

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#37

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Vic
Community Member
2 years ago

I love kissing cake too...

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#38

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

Batwench
Community Member
2 years ago

The right path, this child follows. Hummmmm.

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#39

Odd Kid Things

thedad Report

Amery
Community Member
2 years ago

Toothy pig...omfg... LMAO`!

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#40

Odd Kid Things

DraggingFeeties Report

Susann Campbell
Community Member
2 years ago

My daughter did my hair at that age , I said the same thing and she said the same thing and I asked her why and she said that if I looked in the mirror at my hair then I would know.

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#41

Odd Kid Things

whatbabytalk Report

Aussie Stace
Community Member
2 years ago

Carrots are supposed to help see better

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#42

Odd Kid Things

cydbeer Report

earringnut
Community Member
2 years ago

Pink is always the right answer.

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#43

Odd Kid Things

emacthadon Report

A B C
Community Member
2 years ago

Yep. That's me. Afterwards, I'll start my career as crazy cat lady.

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#44

Odd Kid Things

XplodingUnicorn Report

athornedrose
Community Member
2 years ago

the line between cute and horror movie is WAFER THIN when it comes to kids....

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#45

Odd Kid Things

TheLateSh0w Report

Gonzalo Terán
Community Member
2 years ago

You really need to know that now. Seriously.

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#46

Odd Kid Things

UnfilteredMama Report

JillVille
Community Member
2 years ago

His Force skills will soon develop. Tell him to keep trying!

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#47

Odd Kid Things

djgoor Report

Ryo Bakura
Community Member
2 years ago

Coming up on Season Six of Brooklyn Nine-Nine; Cagney and Lacey ruin Daddy/Daughter Game Night.

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#48

Odd Kid Things

kierstenwhite Report

borklaser
Community Member
2 years ago

My 4yo had combo words like "chiwalla" that can be used for Chihuahua or koala, and "granilla" for gorilla and granola. I run interference for anyone that tries to correct her.

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#49

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htxraull Report

earringnut
Community Member
2 years ago

If I could change tattoos daily I would get so many of them...

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#50

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idtweetforever Report

Deborah B
Community Member
2 years ago

I like that he's precise.

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