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Some parents would reassure you that having young kids is the most wonderful experience of their lives and that they wouldn't trade it for anything else. However, there are plenty of those (especially on social media) who are not shy about the many struggles they go through while trying to grow an offspring into a functional human being. And we're not only glad they upload many photos to illustrate their point because it gives us a good laugh. It also serves as a fair warning. For, after all, kids are quite a challenge. Some are also quite weird, while others - incredibly funny kids. If you didn't think that way already, perhaps you should look through some of the strange things kids say. These little opinionated odd birds always have a piece of unfalteringly logical thinking to share, but most often it categorizes as incredibly weird things to say. Scroll down below to see what parents reported their adorably smart kids had said and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites! (Facebook cover image: pxhere)

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kid is going places.. We need more people like him who see logic..

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James Floyd
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like a joke my dad would forward me. A joke with a (not even that funny) punchline. 4 year olds don't do punchlines, but there are other threads for kid-parent jokes.

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O S C A R
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

* slowly closes window, puts on sunglasses, and says his last name then his full name like james bond*

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like how people are so quick to call out a story just because they cant fathom that happening to them or their child. My daughter would totally "tell" you clowns off because she's protective just like her Dad. I use to have friends that would say something cant be done just because they couldn't do it ROFL. you guys would get along.

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Nerenahd Dhaneren
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 5yo daughter once told me that I'm actually like a visitor that came to see them and stayed for long, long time. Her reasoning being her and her 2 brothers came out of my wife, so I don't have much relation with them at all 😂

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Id love to know if she asked next if she's allowed because she is.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ouch.. Thats gotta hurt.. This kid might start roast comedy soon.

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Batwench
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well you weren't specific about the type of pea/pee. Rookie Error.

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FatBaby
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must be why my mom's always wishing she never had me but LOOK I'm still here. yay

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Michelle Pitsiokos
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This, from the child who has probably left the house (on more than one occasion) wearing a yellow striped shirt with neon blue pants and ballet slippers or a church shirt with sweatpants and her winter boots...in August.

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Gonzalo Terán
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"My mommy gave me to your family to be your best friend". Disney version. "I´m an ET bond to this kitten body to help you against the evil of this world". Marvel version. "I crawl out of tighten bag full with my brothers´ corpses and swim to the river shore. Now feed me slave". DC version.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes when I'm drawing non-digital art, I just repeat in my mind 'Command Z, Command Z, Command Z nnnOOOOOOO-'

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Sophie Warner
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son was 6 when he told me he liked sleeping, because "It's like being dead, but not having to stay dead." He was going through a phase. I once also woke up to find him standing over me with a torch lit & pointed right at me. He said "Carry on", turned off the torch & just kept on standing there... in the dark. He is 19 now & mostly normal! No teenager is "normal"!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a mother of three (the eldest now 25), I can state, with confidence, WELL DONE, Mom!!

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Susann Campbell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter did my hair at that age , I said the same thing and she said the same thing and I asked her why and she said that if I looked in the mirror at my hair then I would know.

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Sophie Warner
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Grandma complains that my Grandad couldn't find a clean shirt in a wardrobe full of them! We don't have the heart to tell her he was just too scared to wear the wrong one! Church shirt for gardening, best shirt for work, work shirt at a funeral, so he would pretend he couldn't find one so she would give him "the right shirt"! I wish I had met him, he sounds like he was a true gentleman & a saint!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. That's me. Afterwards, I'll start my career as crazy cat lady.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the line between cute and horror movie is WAFER THIN when it comes to kids....

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His Force skills will soon develop. Tell him to keep trying!

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Ryo Bakura
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Coming up on Season Six of Brooklyn Nine-Nine; Cagney and Lacey ruin Daddy/Daughter Game Night.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 4yo had combo words like "chiwalla" that can be used for Chihuahua or koala, and "granilla" for gorilla and granola. I run interference for anyone that tries to correct her.

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