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Some parents would reassure you that having young kids is the most wonderful experience of their lives and that they wouldn't trade it for anything else. However, there are plenty of those (especially on social media) who are not shy about the many struggles they go through while trying to grow an offspring into a functional human being. And we're not only glad they upload many photos to illustrate their point because it gives us a good laugh. It also serves as a fair warning. For, after all, kids are quite a challenge. Some are also quite weird, while others - incredibly funny kids. If you didn't think that way already, perhaps you should look through some of the strange things kids say. These little opinionated odd birds always have a piece of unfalteringly logical thinking to share, but most often it categorizes as incredibly weird things to say. Scroll down below to see what parents reported their adorably smart kids had said and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites! (Facebook cover image: pxhere)

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Vic
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kid is going places.. We need more people like him who see logic..

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Dani
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait... you're telling me they're NOT called that?!

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Michelle Dodson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A little girl here in the states has decided a black crow is the Halloween Eagle.

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Amery
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you ask him, 'WHOOOO' is a Wood Penguin?!?!? :P

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Jonathon Smith
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know a child who is convinced long eared owls are called 'Bunny Birds'

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Andrea F
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THAT is what I am calling Owls from this day forward!!!!!! Only took me 48 years

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AnneSo
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kids always find better names for animals =) Like panda whale for orca, tree bear for koala etc ^^

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Sophie Warner
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As good as the foreign student I read about who said he "Didn't like the cobra chicken", on first meeting a Canada goose!

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Ashley Farrell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We call a skunk a stinky kitty and a squirrel a tree kitty, the 1.5 year old thinks everything is a kitty and it's cute so...

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Imperfekt
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son also wanted to know why birds' knees bend backwards.

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Charlotte Walker
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aside from both being birds, owls and penguins have pretty much nothing in common. Very cute.

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Ben The last airbender
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is copied from reddir. damn all these people getting famous off copying others.

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Tralee Aylett
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

google says penguins are panda chickens (according to Google Feud)

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Janice Seagraves
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband told our daughter, when she was little, that the owl was called a night-night bird. I still give him grief over that one.

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Ellen Light
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son called his eyebrows eyestashes and the back of his knees his leg pits. I guess he's not wroooonnngg. hahaha!

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CD Sherwood
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good for him for figuring out a new word. My son is the same waym. He called olives "ovals" when he couldn't remember the word.b

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Linda Hawke
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My granddaughter thought squirrels were called "evils"! Her parents had to make corrections when she started school...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ouch.. Thats gotta hurt.. This kid might start roast comedy soon.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well you weren't specific about the type of pea/pee. Rookie Error.

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FatBaby
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must be why my mom's always wishing she never had me but LOOK I'm still here. yay

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Michelle Pitsiokos
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This, from the child who has probably left the house (on more than one occasion) wearing a yellow striped shirt with neon blue pants and ballet slippers or a church shirt with sweatpants and her winter boots...in August.

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Gonzalo Terán
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"My mommy gave me to your family to be your best friend". Disney version. "I´m an ET bond to this kitten body to help you against the evil of this world". Marvel version. "I crawl out of tighten bag full with my brothers´ corpses and swim to the river shore. Now feed me slave". DC version.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes when I'm drawing non-digital art, I just repeat in my mind 'Command Z, Command Z, Command Z nnnOOOOOOO-'

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Sophie Warner
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son was 6 when he told me he liked sleeping, because "It's like being dead, but not having to stay dead." He was going through a phase. I once also woke up to find him standing over me with a torch lit & pointed right at me. He said "Carry on", turned off the torch & just kept on standing there... in the dark. He is 19 now & mostly normal! No teenager is "normal"!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a mother of three (the eldest now 25), I can state, with confidence, WELL DONE, Mom!!

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Susann Campbell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter did my hair at that age , I said the same thing and she said the same thing and I asked her why and she said that if I looked in the mirror at my hair then I would know.

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Sophie Warner
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Grandma complains that my Grandad couldn't find a clean shirt in a wardrobe full of them! We don't have the heart to tell her he was just too scared to wear the wrong one! Church shirt for gardening, best shirt for work, work shirt at a funeral, so he would pretend he couldn't find one so she would give him "the right shirt"! I wish I had met him, he sounds like he was a true gentleman & a saint!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. That's me. Afterwards, I'll start my career as crazy cat lady.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the line between cute and horror movie is WAFER THIN when it comes to kids....

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His Force skills will soon develop. Tell him to keep trying!

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Ryo Bakura
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Coming up on Season Six of Brooklyn Nine-Nine; Cagney and Lacey ruin Daddy/Daughter Game Night.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 4yo had combo words like "chiwalla" that can be used for Chihuahua or koala, and "granilla" for gorilla and granola. I run interference for anyone that tries to correct her.

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