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Why would Pewdiepie call a far corner of the internet known by the title “Cursed Comments” "the very worst subreddit” out there, I wonder? Surely there should be many more reckless and vicious subreddits that refuse to abide by the rules of common sense.

Well, seemingly innocent at first glance, the subreddit Cursed Comments owns its name 100 percent. Why? Because, as the community’s description says, it serves a collection of “comments that strike the reader into oblivion, while leaving you speechless at the same time.”

Sometimes, it’s the blatant gruesomeness, other times it’s pure incomprehension, sometimes it’s sheer absurdity, other cases it’s all ensued hilarity. After all, it’s a reflection of all the communication happening out in the virtual wild west. Nothing is sacred, everything is kinda meme-like.

So we picked out some of the most ‘srsly?’ and ‘im outta here’ comments as shared by a whopping 2.5 million cursed members in the group. In the end, we are all more or less cursed, it’s just that the cursed ones already know it.

Psst! More cursed comments await in our previous post right here.

To find out more about the community behind the widely popular Cursed Comments subreddit, Bored Panda reached out to its moderator u/Blank-Cheque, who was happy to share some insights with us.

The moderator told us that the subreddit was originally created by redditor /u/winwinwe, “who is no longer a part of the sub.” Turns out, “he was ousted by the Reddit admins for his behavior as owner of the subreddit,” explained u/Blank-Cheque.

Cursed Comments was launched in 2018, which doesn’t make it a veteran among other subreddits. However, the subreddit’s success online is indisputable since it’s home to 2.5 million members.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saved my little brother's phone number as "Half Inheritance Owner."

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When asked whether the community is active or not, the moderator assured that it’s “pretty active.” And this may be a humble underestimation. u/Blank-Cheque further explained that their bot that comments on every post, /u/cursedrobot, is frequently one of the most active accounts on the site.

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Furthermore, “We get millions of views—1.4 million in the last 24 hours, at time of writing,” which makes it a powerhouse in its own right.

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When asked what exactly the term cursed comment means, the moderator said that the mod team has “put a lot of thought into answering this question over the years.”

He further explained, “As it says on our rules page, the official definition is 'A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of "What the eff did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face.'”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i WAS eating spaghetti but remember I said WAS well ... It came out my nose when i read this. So now it's in the floor. I need more spaghetti.

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A really good cursed comment is something that comes naturally, explained the moderator. And the community is very strict about it in their policy. “In fact, we do not allow 'staged' comments. There is no method,” u/Blank-Cheque explained.

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Turns out the famous YouTube vlogger Pewdiepie has been talking about the Cursed Comments subreddit and referring to it as somewhat of the worst thing on Reddit.

The moderator assured us that it’s true: “Pewdiepie has talked about /r/cursedcomments several times on his YouTube channel. I haven't seen the videos personally, but he must've liked it if he made multiple videos on it.”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once visited a castle where the toilet was also a trapdoor so the owner could dispose of his enemies while they were pooping.

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In a previous interview with Bored Panda, another moderator told us about the challenges that the community has faced recently. Turned out, after a run-in with a top Reddit moderator, the community faces a possible “quarantine” or shutdown.

This was because of a lot of jokes on the subreddit of a very sensitive nature, but things changed for the better. "That was incredibly hectic and really kicked moderation into high gear, with rules becoming much more strict. At this point in time, the moderation strictness still applies, although with a subreddit of that size, it’s still hard to fully moderate, and I personally think post submission quality has taken a hit because of it, no fault to the moderation team."

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The Cursed Comments subreddit is all about humor through shock value. Or, as their moderators explain on the subreddit, they want to make you smile and mystify you with how incomprehensible and blatantly gruesome some of these comments found from the corners of the internet are.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

imagine all the infections from not being able to properly clean that thing.

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Nikki Sevven
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, but doesn't that mean that your junk is touching the same appliance as other men's junk? Unsanitary!

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Bill
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Glory Hole has been updated for the 21st Century

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Cam Sanders
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WHO would want to stick any body part in that, regardless of wasps and spiders? Can you just imagine how gross? *touring a men's restroom* Ew. Never mind. Already that gross.

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Sue Knerl
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah c'mon, just stick it in this little hole, I promise, it's safe! Jeez, just sit down and take a piss.

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Joseph OReilly
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If go for a pee and just feel a spider in there I'm getting an amputation saw

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cannot even fathom the courage (or stupidity) it would take for a man to insert his member into that hole. Thus, I am betting the overall "mess" would worsen because frankly, I would have to pee somewhere!

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Christina Wang
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Smaller/taller people be like: Oh sh* I need to find a different bathroom

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S A GOULD
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Acontainer big enough to house a fully-grown human is sorta creepy.

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Pam Wilson-Hallinan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not a man but if I were I wouldn't want to put my member in there after another person!

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Caleb Lumpkin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yea jusgt let me stick this in there annnnd..... OWW OWW FRICK FRICK FRICKFRICK

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine a penis getting caught when some F**K it decides to hump it for a tik tok video?

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John L
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This will give you an idea of how many "trans-gender" folks are walking around.

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Autumn
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NOOOOOPPPPEEEE. That's freaking unsanitary! And I'm not even male!

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Anita Pickle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like you will never be able to avoid a mess. No one would get close to it because that is nasty so they will stand back aim and hope for the best... Which is what is done anyway but the target is much larger.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just watch everyone try to shoot in there from like 6 feet away.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What’s even better is let their body decompose, help to further it along, and then you get a free Halloween decoration

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why not just change species. Become the richest guinea pig in the world. Makes just as much sense

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chicago doesn't have the highest violent crime rates. I wish that stereotype would stop. Also violent crime in Chicago, like violent crime everywhere in the U.S., has been declining since 1991.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't forget the "Have you been hanging out with Skeppy again?" reply. And also dream.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"...but first, this Crucifixion is sponsored by GRAMMERQUIL. Writing isn't easy, but grammar quill can help..."

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

**Spoiler Alert** Joker goes on to his fave talk show to be made fun of (all pre planned by the host) and he says that to him before going into a pretty good speech and murdering spree.

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