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Not everyone was blessed with the job they love, not even with the job they truly care for. For many, it’s all just a 9-hour long daily bender that vindicates the holy time known as days off. But some people are taking this logic to the extreme, which becomes a cause for many hilarious occupational mishaps.

And there’s an online group known as the Not My Job subreddit that documents the most hilarious fails spotted on duty. And if it doesn’t seem like being asked to paint a wall or install a street light is that big of a deal, they are about to prove you wrong. Created in 2013, the community has 717k members sharing smile-cracking content, or, as their laconic description says, examples of “[Placeholder - Jim, put a good description].”

Keep in mind that nobody really knows whether the mishaps were deliberate, since they may have been caused by the mind wandering elsewhere, but it’s still absolutely comical to see the job done so that it barely passes the minimum threshold.

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Not My Job To Add The Subtitles

Not My Job To Add The Subtitles

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Made me laugh. I wouldn't even mind reading that when watching this cartoon. Would just laugh and miss all the rest.

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Fixed The Broken Clock, Boss

Fixed The Broken Clock, Boss

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The age-old riddle of How many Americans do you need to replace a broken clock?

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Bored Panda reached out to the creator and moderator of the r/NotMyJob subreddit, who goes by the handle u/ani625, to find out more about this online community. u/ani625 explained that the saying “not my job” in the title of the subreddit refers to someone doing just their bare minimum of their job, and nothing more. 

“This results in the 'product' being far from neat/complete/usable, depending on what it is,” the moderator explained. This extreme lack of care and attention makes it a perfect combo for absurd situations, which fuels r/NotMyJob.

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Workin For The Big Man

Workin For The Big Man

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#6

Painted Wales’ Flag For Ya, Boss

Painted Wales’ Flag For Ya, Boss

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The community was launched 7 years ago when “an image of a dead animal painted over on a road became popular on another subreddit.” u/ani625 said that this particular case depicted the road painters being too lazy to do a better job.

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“Someone said the phrase 'not my job!' in the comments, and people seem to be interested in such an idea. I created /r/NotMyJob and linked the subreddit then and there, which got its first few subscribers.”

From there, it picked up steam “as users kept on mentioning the sub all over Reddit whenever they saw such content, and the subreddit grew.” Today, it has about 25-30 daily posts shared by 717k members.

#7

Answered All The Questions, Boss!

Answered All The Questions, Boss!

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Installed The Street Lights Boss

Installed The Street Lights Boss

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#10

Finished Putting Up The Sign Boss

Finished Putting Up The Sign Boss

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#11

Got Those Smoke Detectors Marked Up, Boss

Got Those Smoke Detectors Marked Up, Boss

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#12

"I Decided It Was Faster To Draw The Qr Codes, Boss"

"I Decided It Was Faster To Draw The Qr Codes, Boss"

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#13

Thanks, Associate's Name

Thanks, Associate's Name

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Momma Dubb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awe I'm sure "Associate's Name" is so proud to be part of the #WalmartFamily. ❤️

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#14

How I Bang Your Mother

How I Bang Your Mother

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Took The Driver’s License Photo Boss

Took The Driver’s License Photo Boss

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wandile dludlu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd get a new one, but also keep this one just for laughs when i pull it out at a traffic stop... then again, I'm black and this is in the US, I'd probably get shot

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#17

I Hung That Sign In The Parking Garage, Boss

I Hung That Sign In The Parking Garage, Boss

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#18

Just Put Monday

Just Put Monday

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#19

Made The Name Tag, Boss

Made The Name Tag, Boss

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Samantha Lomb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can get flaky fingernails like that for a lot of reasons. My mom developed them after radiation treatment. So don't be so judgey.

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tangy chip
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i thought the name "sandi mann" was the joke here. i mean-

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BoredDragon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me too! It’s a very... interesting name choice..🏜🙋‍♂️

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bryguy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are we not going to talk about the fact this is THE Sand Man?

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Patricia Cieslak
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty sure this lady gave one of our lectures when I was at UClan :)

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Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

before I read anything elae I just saw Sandi Mann and thought it was the joke...

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Katrina Gibson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That fingernail is clean!!! It isn’t dirty, it’s just broken. Geez. At least they took the time to share something funny to make us smile. I don’t always have a nail file or clipper on me. I’d like to all your “perfect” nails as you are checking this post on the toilet. ;)

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Panda Mona
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine how you could spice up your resume by saying that you *probably* did study here and there (just to get back to what was meant to be the funny part in the post :-) )

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Mestre_atg
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, you only will add the word "probably" if the subject or answer is open to discussion. That was not the case.

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Sophia Gentile
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

K, but the fact that her name is practically “Sandman” bothers me more then the name tag and the nails

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#20

Made The Engraving, Boss

Made The Engraving, Boss

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#21

I Painted The Fence Boss

I Painted The Fence Boss

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone never had a coloring book as a kid, lol. Stay inside the lines!!!

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#24

Packed The Violin Bow, Boss

Packed The Violin Bow, Boss

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#26

“Hey, You Put Those Shirts On The Correct Models, Right?”

“Hey, You Put Those Shirts On The Correct Models, Right?”

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#27

This ATM In Egypt Is Not Grounded And Can Electrocute People, Paper Says "Use Wooden Stick"

This ATM In Egypt Is Not Grounded And Can Electrocute People, Paper Says "Use Wooden Stick"

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Big Bullets

Big Bullets

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#30

This Sandbox Was Place Right On Top Of A Manhole

This Sandbox Was Place Right On Top Of A Manhole

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#31

Shipped Those Crickets Boss

Shipped Those Crickets Boss

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#32

It Ain’t Easy Bein’ Cheesy

It Ain’t Easy Bein’ Cheesy

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Erin Kavik
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a joke. It was part of a tweet war they were having with PETA.

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#33

Corporate Said We Should Put In A New Fire Alarm, Not Remove Old Ones

Corporate Said We Should Put In A New Fire Alarm, Not Remove Old Ones

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If some/all of those actually work, and all went off at once while you were sleeping... instant heart attack!!!

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#36

My Colleague Ordered Some Bowls Online And This One Came Exactly As You See It. Someone Wrapped A Broken Bowl, Without The Parts That Broke Off, Meaning It Didn't Break In Transit

My Colleague Ordered Some Bowls Online And This One Came Exactly As You See It. Someone Wrapped A Broken Bowl, Without The Parts That Broke Off, Meaning It Didn't Break In Transit

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Delivered Boss!

Delivered Boss!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like it how the couple's surname is Currier-just to add a layer of confusion and humour

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#38

Title Goes Here Fsdjik Ndfij Jkfns

Title Goes Here Fsdjik Ndfij Jkfns

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#39

Spotted In Target. Next Level Fashion

Spotted In Target. Next Level Fashion

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

when you're a toddler and you want to be independent and dress yourself for the first time :)

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#40

I've Got A Great Idea Boss

I've Got A Great Idea Boss

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Strange how there is fruit called Grape and a fruit called Grapefruit, and they aren't the same thing.

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#41

Fan's Installed, Boss

Fan's Installed, Boss

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wandile dludlu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know the column is supposed to come first when building, but I don't want to believe someone was stupid enough to put the fan there later.

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#42

It Says "Emergency Telephone"

It Says "Emergency Telephone"

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JK Rowling
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"You don't need to contact anyone, just hit the murderer with this plank and you'll be totally fine."

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#43

I Installed The New Elevator Button, Boss

I Installed The New Elevator Button, Boss

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#44

Clock That Has Hung On Our Wall With 20 Years. Needless To Say It Gets Confusing Sometimes

Clock That Has Hung On Our Wall With 20 Years. Needless To Say It Gets Confusing Sometimes

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#45

A Soccer Field I Spotted While Flying My Drone Around

A Soccer Field I Spotted While Flying My Drone Around

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#46

Sausage Squad

Sausage Squad

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that 7 00 AM or PM? I wouldn't want to miss the suicide party....

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#47

I'm Done With The Handicap Ramp Boss!

I'm Done With The Handicap Ramp Boss!

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#49

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

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Steve Barnett
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

FYI. Manhole covers are round so that that they don't fall into the hole; square ones would.

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#50

It Just Throws Me Off

It Just Throws Me Off

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