45 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work

I love the reply to it!

How can someone think that? Every organ would stay perfectly put, but a uterus would come flying out? WHY?

A "like" for the female replies.

I wish, that would be a dream come true. Can I also cancel the menopause.

Please tell me there's not actually people who believe this

Seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the f**k is wrong with people? It's NEVER the victim's fault

A virgin who has no clue what to do in bed vs. an experienced woman. Let's guess which wedding night will be more exciting.

Brilliant!

I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.

The only time I celebrate a period is knowing I am not pregnant.

if that were the case, there would be like...5 people on the planet

You're never too pretty to do anything

They look like such a cute family though!

So that is why I can't iron, I was born a man. Guess no one decided to tell me so.

Wait, what. Is this guy serious?

Does... does this guy enjoy having his privates prodded with cold metal objects by a female gynecologist while his wife is off watching a Chippendale show?

Isn't this basically the history of medical science

It's kinda the same kind of belief as guys being expected to start having sex as teens but girls are supposed keep their legs closed until marriage. So who are guys supposed to be having sex with then?

There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.

This is why I would never want to propose to someone in public

What BS. No one has 10 best friends.

Apparently I am severely missing out on all the sex I should be having

It completely blows my mind how stupid people are. What ever happened to gender equality? Women have the right to do whatever the f**k they want. There's nothing a man can do about that. So they can go suck it.

Not probably, certainly!

Does this man know movies don't equal reality?

Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.

So by hat logic tattoed men are all gay men who enjoy having sharp objects jammed up their butt, yes?

God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*

What? Where my 1000 men ?!

These driving jokes are the worst!

I've rarely seen two women accidentally wear the same outfit and if they have, they've usually been excited about it and taken selfies together. I don't understand why movies portray women as catty bitches if they happen to wear the same clothes

But why does he want pictures of them, then? :O ;) Idiot..

Do hormones affect some women's emotionality during PMS? Yes. Does that give any guy right to invalidate their feelings? No.

Some people need to have their brains examined.

This man is just.... I mean just for people who never heard of him, lately he got himself in trouble because he wrote a "autobiographic" book pretending his father was beating him up when he was a child. The father and the whole family answered that the only times the father hit him it was because he tried to throw his brother through a window.... Plus his antisemitic drawings and texts went public few weeks ago.

Here's a tweak, why don't you just go and punch yourself in the d**k.

but...I like the crunch

That girl looks hot as f**k though

Just.. What?? How is someone like this, able to walk and breathe at the same time.. What an idiot

"Were you born backwards?" gotta remember that one.

Want to tell everybody again- your inability to understand feminism is not an argument against it. Please

Even if this was true (it's not), you could easily adopt later after your career. Also, not all women want children? My eggs can go die for all I care

oh come on, stop limiting women, I can be both!

Yep, I go through almost every isle, grabbing groceries from both sides of the isle, cause somebody didn't put my trolley full of the weekly groceries, ready to go, in one spot for me. Obviously the smarter than me man in this scenario lives off of one food source only, clever guy, is it noodles? Mac n cheese? must ask for his secret.

Okay firstly, vans are a terrible choice for the gym. They offer completely inadequate support and if you wear them to work out because "hurr I'm a man and I only need one pair of shoes" you're going to mess up your back and your knees.

Sexist, racist AND delusional.

No uterus, no opinion.

Well, I'd have gone for "losing loved ones to horrible accidents or illnesses", but what do I know, must be my PMS speaking.

"self-raped her sin cave" what the actual f**k?

Money does not equal a decent human being. I would rather someone decent and loving than someone with deep pockets.

Nah we're just tired of constantly being interrupted

I feel like this is a joke, I certainly prefer that thought to the thought that someone actually thinks this

In other news ... this is the cutest baby announcement ever!

Says the guy who just posted on social media. Probably all these women just weren't interested in HIS hobbies, so they must not have any.

To be fair....If your ponytail is directly in your face then you might have some problems.

really hope that author doesn't have a gun..

Using sex to get abortions. Just imagine it. Wow, I am so jonesing for an abortion right now. i need to go and get myself impregnated right away.

Spoiler alert: Green is not a female

I'm still not sure I know which one to use.