There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.

More info: r/NotHowGirlsWork

#1

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

I would love to dye my hair pink but because my hair is dark I have to bleach it first and even though dye is not good for your hair, bleach is far far worse. I wouldn't care who loved it or hated it, even my hubby. My hair, my choice.

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#2

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

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A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

So. Many. Questions. To be asked.

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#3

Periods

Periods

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Isabel Betancourt
Community Member
1 year ago

A "like" for the female replies.

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#4

If Only It Was That Easy

If Only It Was That Easy

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

I wish, that would be a dream come true. Can I also cancel the menopause.

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#5

Thank You Tumblr

Thank You Tumblr

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
1 year ago

Love the answers ;p

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#6

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

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crazy_cat_notAlady
Community Member
1 year ago

it's incredibly baffling how some individuals forget that sexual assault can happen to boys and men too.

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#7

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

Can I be a 1970 Dodge Charger?

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#8

May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?

May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?

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SashaAlexandra
Community Member
1 year ago

Brilliant!

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#9

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
1 year ago

PRobably the original story of the song F.R.I.E.N.D.S https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY8E6N5Nzec

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#10

Let’s Go Girls

Let’s Go Girls

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

The only time I celebrate a period is knowing I am not pregnant.

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#11

Posted This On R/Historymemes

Posted This On R/Historymemes

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Sonya Jersey
Community Member
1 year ago

if that were the case, there would be like...5 people on the planet

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#12

Bet They Like It

Bet They Like It

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

You're never too pretty to do anything

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#13

This Post

This Post

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

They look like such a cute family though!

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#14

Hmmm Yes Ironing

Hmmm Yes Ironing

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

So that is why I can't iron, I was born a man. Guess no one decided to tell me so.

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#15

Not How Lesbians Work

Not How Lesbians Work

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

Wait, what. Is this guy serious?

Von
Community Member
1 year ago

Yes, he is serious. Some men believe that their penis gives them superior intellect. This troglodyte in particular believes he's being manipulatively persuasive. It's a real pain in the ass, annoying, relentless, I-was-just-kidding jokey joke, lame ass attempt

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A B C
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Uh... What? I don't get his point. What would her butt prove? I mean, if she were a gay male, I could *somehow* understand the "logic" behind this (still wouldn't make sense, but, you know...), but for a lesbian woman - what the actual fuck, man? Pun intended.

Suzi Gauthier
Community Member
1 year ago

He just wants to see a woman's butt. I guess there aren't enough pics of them on the internet.

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comboplush
Community Member
1 year ago

I need to stop reading right here and now in order to protect my IQ.

Teresa Cline
Community Member
1 year ago

This guy is demented.

Cindy Snow
Community Member
1 year ago

I don't know any lesbians who let random guys look at their body parts...OR ANYONE FOR THAT MATTER

backatya
Community Member
1 year ago

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Where have you been hiding? It happens with any gender. It depends on the person. Some do some don't.

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Luna Moonwatcher
Community Member
1 year ago

Wait *checks my lesbian meter* it’s still high and I still don’t want to show anyone my ass especially a**hole guys.

Deborah Brett
Community Member
1 year ago

Yup, it's the "lessbian" Ass-stamp of authenticity.

Pretty Pangolin
Community Member
1 year ago

It's the opposite of a more-bian.

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Theory Buchannon
Community Member
1 year ago

fuck you Mr AssHole

European other
Community Member
1 year ago

Spelling was clearly not high on the agenda

Jo Choto
Community Member
1 year ago

Lessbians don't ask questions. I can't wait to tell my lesbian friends. They're going to have questions, I'm sure of it.

Imma Ulfdotter
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh please, don't answer their questions! Just say you want a pic of their ass. That is what I would do 😊 (sorry for bad English 🙈 I'm from Sweden)

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kAiTLyN
Community Member
1 year ago

once a man asked if i wanted to see his dick, i said no im a lesbian, and he said "oh i LOVE lesbians" i-

Cassie
Community Member
1 year ago

What did I just read??

Jenica Thomas
Community Member
1 year ago

No man has ever seen my ass and I'm still a lesbian...

backatya
Community Member
1 year ago

A male doctor or maybe even your dad when you were a baby. But who cares

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Katinka Min
Community Member
1 year ago

Where the hell did that idea even come from???

Nerdiqueen
Community Member
1 year ago

my god- "lessbian"?

Viviane
Community Member
1 year ago

More or less.

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Tilly Jean
Community Member
1 year ago

WTF did I just read??!!!?!! J just lost 10 seconds of my life I will never get back.

backatya
Community Member
1 year ago

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you too stupid that you decided to read it then

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Jo Browne
Community Member
1 year ago

What is a lessbian? less bians? What are bians?

Pinkjoelle
Community Member
1 year ago

Now im just curious as what's different between an lesbian bum and a straight women's one and what happens if you are bi???? so many questions...

ChiPomMom
Community Member
1 year ago

Dude, buy a dictionary.

Suzanne Dunne
Community Member
1 year ago

WTF

Maria Ines Molina
Community Member
1 year ago

WTF?

pandaes
BoredPanda Staff
1 year ago

The more i read, the more i want to start punching something

Analyn Lahr
Community Member
1 year ago

Where does this guy get his information? Bad porn?

Nightingale9
Community Member
1 year ago

Probably.

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Bonnie Clyde
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

..does he think all lesbians are porn stars? Are those they only one's he knows of?

SHSL Hope Bagel
Community Member
5 months ago

WTF WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THIS

Louise B
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm confused - what does he think a 'lessbian' is?

youshouldseemeinacrown
Community Member
2 months ago

i just... didn't realise someone could actually be this dumb

phantom buni
Community Member
4 months ago

I’m heterosexual, I’m still not going to strip in front of someone the same gender as me! Locker rooms suck too.

SYNIAH MCCLARY-SMITH
Community Member
6 months ago

Yeah, weird creepy guy, but if that is a actual fact then "BUSTED"

Zoe White
Community Member
8 months ago

why do we share the planet with people like this

Animal lover❤
Community Member
10 months ago

I don't like calling people this but, a**hole

Naomi
Community Member
1 year ago

Um.... what? I'm sorry but WHAT??

JOHANNA MUELLER
Community Member
1 year ago

Asshole. Also, learn to spell... it isn't hard.

Malia Jeffers
Community Member
1 year ago

Dude..why...why..is the world so stupid. What is wrong with guys like this. They’re insulting the male sex. They’re insulting humanity. I am insulted by your stupidity, stupid ignoramus.

Elaine Huh
Community Member
1 year ago

LMAO, "stop acting strange." I'm done. 🤣

Insanity 11
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh god no

Sophia Cai
Community Member
1 year ago

ah yes lessbians

Lily Dennard
Community Member
1 year ago

My emotions: here we go again Me: IM SORRY? HER BODY IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS GET OUT OF HER FACE YOU CREEP! THERE'S A REASON SHE'S NOT ATTRACTED TO GUYS AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER BODY PARTS. AND LIKE SHE SAID, SHE DOESN'T NEED TO PROVE ANYTHING TO YOU WHY DOES HER SEXUALITY CAUSE THIS MUCH DISTRESS TO YOU, YOU LOW-MINDED IDIOT?

mcsa student
Community Member
1 year ago

"lessbian"

Sahar Kazi
Community Member
1 year ago

what. the. actual. FUCK.

Dancing Pandas
Community Member
1 year ago

what the fuck dude shut up

Mangle the Fox
Community Member
1 year ago

"LeT mE sEe YoUr AsS iF tHaT iS tRuE"

Danielle Renee
Community Member
1 year ago

i....what?

Olivia Yearous
Community Member
1 year ago

Wait wait wait wait WUT

-Møøn-
Community Member
1 year ago

This dude for real?

DotC
Community Member
1 year ago

1 Adam 12, this is Dispatch. We got a whole football field of red flags in your vicinity. Suspect is creepy, angry and dangerous. Can't even spell lesbian let alone knows or gets to say what one is. Proceed with tasers.

Calia Hunter
Community Member
1 year ago

What the actual fuck.

backatya
Community Member
1 year ago

lol he was just trying to get a peek

Felicia Dale
Community Member
1 year ago

Wow.

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

Why did she not block him? He's too stupid to even try to educate.

Marti E
Community Member
1 year ago

(Super) MANMAN,"obey me."

Sasha Kuleshov
Community Member
1 year ago

So bisexuals ask questions sometimes?

fainasKeturatis
Community Member
1 year ago

for the brainpower he posses, he acts pretty smartly... since only one smart way for him is keeping the track he started. I feel sorry for both of them.

ADMIRAL RMDA
Community Member
1 year ago

Too weird

vogonpoet
Community Member
1 year ago

What? Really?

Laana
Community Member
1 year ago

What have I just read? 🤦🏻‍♀️

Saulo Frota
Community Member
1 year ago

I wonder where he got this information

Farzana Essop
Community Member
1 year ago

Omg wt actual f

Giorgio Prodoti
Community Member
1 year ago

nice try dude

djinnjeannie
Community Member
1 year ago

WT actual F?

jip 879
Community Member
1 year ago

That can't be true

Daria Z
Community Member
1 year ago

There are times when all you can do is say "Oh. Kay." and start backing out slowly. I mean, it's so stupid that a person must be out of their mind.

Clinton Yew
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm more concerned for those who comply.

Zenozenobee
Community Member
1 year ago

I think I read Sylvester Stallone's mother could foresee people's futur by examining their ass... maybe his padawan

Tim Bijlsma
Community Member
1 year ago

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He's probably an inndian, reads that way.

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#16

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

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Sally Appleton
Community Member
1 year ago

Hey man, if you're going to the strip club to give pap smears and diagnose STDs then go right ahead. A vagina in a medical context is not a sexy vagina.

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#17

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Isn't this basically the history of medical science

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#18

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

Men and women both cheat, there is no excuse 1. you either cant keep your dick in your pants or 2. you can't keep your legs closed. Cheating is completely unacceptable.

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#19

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

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A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

Well, at least they thought of it. I mean, they could always have asked, but asking about *such things* back then... I guess they just couldn't.

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#20

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

Proposals should be something private. Don't put your partner on the spot in a public spectacle.

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#21

Found In My Facebook Memories

Found In My Facebook Memories

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EHops
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm not sure I get it? Are they saying women are forgetful and men are liars? Please explain

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#22

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

It is no ones business who anyone sleeps with unless it isn't consensual then it should to be reported but every tom dick and harry has no right.

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#23

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

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LoveWinz
Community Member
1 year ago

It completely blows my mind how stupid people are. What ever happened to gender equality? Women have the right to do whatever the fuck they want. There's nothing a man can do about that. So they can go suck it.

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#24

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

Not probably, certainly!

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#25

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Does this man know movies don't equal reality?

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#26

Yeahhh Right

Yeahhh Right

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

But you have won as a woman! the man, though, is just participating as a human

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#27

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

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frank0ys
Community Member
1 year ago

...A lot of women in the Philippines have tattoo and they are not necessarily hookers.

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#28

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

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Mica Fiverline
Community Member
1 year ago

God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*

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#29

Did You Know?

Did You Know?

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Rahul Eluri
Community Member
1 year ago

Leave average can any one woman reach that number?

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#30

Saw On R/Memes

Saw On R/Memes

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

These driving jokes are the worst!

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#31

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

I've rarely seen two women accidentally wear the same outfit and if they have, they've usually been excited about it and taken selfies together. I don't understand why movies portray women as catty bitches if they happen to wear the same clothes

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#32

Not How Feminism Works

Not How Feminism Works

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Kwj
Community Member
1 year ago

But why does he want pictures of them, then? :O ;) Idiot..

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#33

Still Not It

Still Not It

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Do hormones affect some women's emotionality during PMS? Yes. Does that give any guy right to invalidate their feelings? No.

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#34

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

Dream on

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#35

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

He is just "incapable"

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#36

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

Just a small 'tweak'- back off mister

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#37

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

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Monday
Community Member
1 year ago

but...I like the crunch

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#38

"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"

"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"

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Sally Appleton
Community Member
1 year ago

That girl looks hot as fuck though

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#39

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

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Kwj
Community Member
1 year ago

Just.. What?? How is someone like this, able to walk and breathe at the same time.. What an idiot

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#40

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

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A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

"Were you born backwards?" gotta remember that one.

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#41

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

Want to tell everybody again- your inability to understand feminism is not an argument against it. Please

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#42

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Even if this was true (it's not), you could easily adopt later after your career. Also, not all women want children? My eggs can go die for all I care

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#43

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

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Belinda Matson
Community Member
1 year ago

oh come on, stop limiting women, I can be both!

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#44

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

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SashaAlexandra
Community Member
1 year ago

Aaha have to admit that it'is a bit true, a bit sexist though:)).

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#45

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

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Sally Appleton
Community Member
1 year ago

Okay firstly, vans are a terrible choice for the gym. They offer completely inadequate support and if you wear them to work out because "hurr I'm a man and I only need one pair of shoes" you're going to mess up your back and your knees.

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