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There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.

More info: r/NotHowGirlsWork

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Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

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Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

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Demi Zwaan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can someone think that? Every organ would stay perfectly put, but a uterus would come flying out? WHY?

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Periods

Periods

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A B C
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh gosh, I gotta remember that "let's just throw away the whole suitcase" sentence, it's brilliant! And absolutely rightly said in this case.

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Tilly Jean
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This my dear, is the kind of man who is a “punchface”. Defined as one which presents to you an uncontrollable urge to punch him in the face.

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Parmeisan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I was emotionally close to a woman once, so believe me, I know about periods!"

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KT Trondsen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg what an idiot. As if women don't know how to deal with their own periods already yeesh

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Tessa Thompson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a woman's period is her body telling her to "hurry up and get pregnant", then there are a lot of girls in middle school who need to get with the childbearing, know what I mean? I had my first period when I was 13 (with the added bonuses of Cramps From Hell and a UTI. During Spring Break in Washington, D.C. SO! MUCH! FUN! /s *sobs*), and it started coming regularly about 18 months later (with the Cramps From Hell, but no UTI). The only kid any girl should have at that age is a Cabbage Patch Kid. Briefly going off-topic: All uterus-possessing peoples of any gender (non-)identity, Cramps From Hell are NOT NORMAL. Heavy-a*s flow every month that requires a Max Flow tampon and multiple pads so you don't stain your undies is NOT NORMAL. If you use a rubber sheet at night so you don't bleed through to your mattress, that is NOT NORMAL. Chronic irregular periods isn't normal. Go to an OB-GYN. If your current OB-GYN isn't taking you seriously, get a new one.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"ThAt'S jUsT yOuR bOdY tElLiNg YoU tO hUrRy Up AnD gEt PrEgNaNt" Is there a law written somewhere which states that once you're born a female, you're supposed to get pregnant?! Cause I've heard some psychos saying that a woman not giving birth is a crime against nature cause she's not fulfilling her duty as a woman **major eye roll**

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Pretty Pangolin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I broke up with my high school BF because he said that if a pregnant woman goes out in the wintertime, falls and has a miscarriage, she should be criminally charged.

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Carson Skjerdal
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I thought I couldn't f****n read for a moment" - literally same experience

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darubyprincess
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"There's a lot to unpack here but let's just throw away the whole suitcase" omg im dying

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Bubblegum Witch
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me wayyyyyyy too much of my ex. Not only was he a cheater, liar, and just wanted to get in my pants, this dude thought he knew EVERYTHING. No one respects + likes him now. Karma hurts like hell.

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M S
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A man cannot feel a womans period trust me on this my ex is a prime example because if that idiot could've felt it he wouldn't have pestered me for sex.

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Cassie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy doesn't know anything about periods or motor oil.

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Kururi.Orihara
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m pretty sure only those with a womb can be affected by another persons period...

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Nadine
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my goodness... The suitcase remark is perfect. Plus yes, he definitely deserves a punch in the face. Is he being facetious on purpose?

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SF Angel
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

throw away the whole suitcase but let's shove HIM inside first. Ph, and let's leave room for his dad and a few cans of motor oil

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EtherealSponge
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am laughing, confused and worried that people are literally this stupid

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Elaine Huh
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lost it at the "I thought I couldn't f**king read for a minute" comment. 😂

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Lily Dennard
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Him afterward-don't know why everyone's hating I'm just an innocent influencer who needs people to acknowledge my respect towards women so I get more followers Yea, please

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Donna Cheung
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I was emotionally close with a woman". Thank you, Mr. Authority on women.

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Elizabeth Dunlop
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait what the actual f**k was he implying we drink MOTOR OIL I think I have dyslexia now bye

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Monica Sargent
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I could actually "feel" myself getting stupid as I read 'mansplanation'; I had to stop.

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Debbie Andersson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can I punch someones face through the screen? Wtf is he on about? Guess he never considered women might not want to constantly give birth to stay away from periods what.

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Linda
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not a violent person, but if I ever met this guy I would find it so, so, soooo hard not to give him a good smack in the face.

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Dave Richards
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahaha, he probably just learned about them and doesnt have a sister and avoided biology class. You'd be surprised to know just how many guys have no idea. I'm a biologist with 3 sisters nothing new here.

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Id row
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good lord, that was painful to read, but not surprising. I had a guy tell me how women should think last week. I was so stunned I just sat there and blinked for about 5 minutes.

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Tessa Thompson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"that's just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant" No, a*****e, that's my body--actually, not going to waste my time on a pompous crotchrag. You don't know jack squat about what a period is or what it's my body "telling me", if you think it's the alarm on my biological clock going off. Considering I haven't even heard mine ticking...

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Nikki Stevens
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well at least he tried to be sympathetic. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

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Very painful periods are not normal. He's right, go see a doctor if you can't handle your periods. Maybe doctor will help you

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sylvanticx
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

actually period cramps that hurt and feeling sick on ur period is normal, ur just lucky

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#4

If Only It Was That Easy

If Only It Was That Easy

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Foxxy
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish, that would be a dream come true. Can I also cancel the menopause.

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Thank You Tumblr

Thank You Tumblr

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#6

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the f**k is wrong with people? It's NEVER the victim's fault

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Hope My Credit Gets Approved

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A virgin who has no clue what to do in bed vs. an experienced woman. Let's guess which wedding night will be more exciting.

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#9

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

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Carol Emory
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.

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#10

Let’s Go Girls

Let’s Go Girls

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only time I celebrate a period is knowing I am not pregnant.

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#11

Posted This On R/Historymemes

Posted This On R/Historymemes

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#12

Bet They Like It

Bet They Like It

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#14

Hmmm Yes Ironing

Hmmm Yes Ironing

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So that is why I can't iron, I was born a man. Guess no one decided to tell me so.

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#16

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does... does this guy enjoy having his privates prodded with cold metal objects by a female gynecologist while his wife is off watching a Chippendale show?

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They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

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He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's kinda the same kind of belief as guys being expected to start having sex as teens but girls are supposed keep their legs closed until marriage. So who are guys supposed to be having sex with then?

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Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

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Andreas Rasmussen
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.

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#20

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

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#22

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

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My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

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LoveWinz
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It completely blows my mind how stupid people are. What ever happened to gender equality? Women have the right to do whatever the f**k they want. There's nothing a man can do about that. So they can go suck it.

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Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

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#25

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

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Yeahhh Right

Yeahhh Right

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.

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#27

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So by hat logic tattoed men are all gay men who enjoy having sharp objects jammed up their butt, yes?

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Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

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Mica Fiverline
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*

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Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've rarely seen two women accidentally wear the same outfit and if they have, they've usually been excited about it and taken selfies together. I don't understand why movies portray women as catty bitches if they happen to wear the same clothes

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Not How Feminism Works

Not How Feminism Works

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Still Not It

Still Not It

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do hormones affect some women's emotionality during PMS? Yes. Does that give any guy right to invalidate their feelings? No.

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Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

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#35

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

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Zenozenobee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This man is just.... I mean just for people who never heard of him, lately he got himself in trouble because he wrote a "autobiographic" book pretending his father was beating him up when he was a child. The father and the whole family answered that the only times the father hit him it was because he tried to throw his brother through a window.... Plus his antisemitic drawings and texts went public few weeks ago.

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We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here's a tweak, why don't you just go and punch yourself in the d**k.

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#37

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

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Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

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Kwj
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just.. What?? How is someone like this, able to walk and breathe at the same time.. What an idiot

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#40

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

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#41

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

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Nea
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Want to tell everybody again- your inability to understand feminism is not an argument against it. Please

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#42

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if this was true (it's not), you could easily adopt later after your career. Also, not all women want children? My eggs can go die for all I care

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#43

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

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#44

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

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Belinda Matson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, I go through almost every isle, grabbing groceries from both sides of the isle, cause somebody didn't put my trolley full of the weekly groceries, ready to go, in one spot for me. Obviously the smarter than me man in this scenario lives off of one food source only, clever guy, is it noodles? Mac n cheese? must ask for his secret.

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My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

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Sally Appleton
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay firstly, vans are a terrible choice for the gym. They offer completely inadequate support and if you wear them to work out because "hurr I'm a man and I only need one pair of shoes" you're going to mess up your back and your knees.

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