There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.

More info: r/NotHowGirlsWork

#1

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

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Kaisu
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1 year ago

I love the reply to it!

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#2

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

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Demi Zwaan
Community Member
1 year ago

How can someone think that? Every organ would stay perfectly put, but a uterus would come flying out? WHY?

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#3

Periods

Periods

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Isabel Betancourt
Community Member
1 year ago

A "like" for the female replies.

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#4

If Only It Was That Easy

If Only It Was That Easy

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

I wish, that would be a dream come true. Can I also cancel the menopause.

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#5

Thank You Tumblr

Thank You Tumblr

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Please tell me there's not actually people who believe this

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#6

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

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Pittsburgh rare
Community Member
1 year ago

Seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the fuck is wrong with people? It's NEVER the victim's fault

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#7

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

A virgin who has no clue what to do in bed vs. an experienced woman. Let's guess which wedding night will be more exciting.

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#8

May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?

May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?

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SashaAlexandra
Community Member
1 year ago

Brilliant!

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#9

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

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Carol Emory
Community Member
1 year ago

I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.

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#10

Let’s Go Girls

Let’s Go Girls

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

The only time I celebrate a period is knowing I am not pregnant.

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#11

Posted This On R/Historymemes

Posted This On R/Historymemes

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Sonya Jersey
Community Member
1 year ago

if that were the case, there would be like...5 people on the planet

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#12

Bet They Like It

Bet They Like It

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

You're never too pretty to do anything

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#13

This Post

This Post

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

They look like such a cute family though!

AvengingDragon
Community Member
1 year ago

I agree:)

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Corine McMillan
Community Member
1 year ago

I am a hard-fast hetero/christian but I agree 100%.. You are what you are. Why people think they can just look at you and say you ARE this or you ARE that baffles me. Makes me scared to go out on the roads, you know? These people are operating Motor Vehicles!!!

danielw
Community Member
1 year ago

So... Paul, writing to the romans... basically lays it out. We all gone done fucked up, and everybody should take their self-rigtheousness and stuff it where the sun don't shine. And then *love* one another.

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Something
Community Member
1 year ago

So that guy thinks lesbians should be able to get pregnant by magic?

Jessany Trotter
Community Member
1 year ago

Happened to Mary, right? 🤣🤷‍♀️

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James Gallegos
Community Member
1 year ago

Man this is so true. I don't understand straight men who feel the need to tell a woman who they are and what they can do to their bodies. Ya know if it was the other way around, those same men would be up in arms about the same thing!

backatya
Community Member
1 year ago

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mainly because the world isn't perfect or like him not everyone thinks like you do. It wasn't nice of him telling her that, but he has rights as well to say what he thinks.

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pusheen buttercup
Community Member
1 year ago

this article might mostly be full of rants and I'm sorry that the truth had to be sparked by such idiots, but what a wonderful speech... it felt very inclusive to me. Normally, I will see lesbians, standing up for other lesbians, and such and such. But I don't normally see group A standing up for *PEOPLE*. This person right here, is my hero. I was so happy to hear that she was backing not only lesbians, but others of various sexual orientations and gender identities/roles. Standing up for rights in a way that doesn't discriminate. It really warms my heart and restores some of my faith in humanity.

Master Markus
Community Member
1 year ago

Semen is not a man!

backatya
Community Member
1 year ago

But you can only get it from male. Obviously she was Artificially Inseminated. So she's still a lesbian.

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Luna Moonwatcher
Community Member
1 year ago

Awwww fellow gays!

Rani Johnson
Community Member
1 year ago

Right. I'll identify & have sex with whom I please. Stop labeling shit.

Celtic Pirate Queen
Community Member
1 year ago

My former BIL & I hated each other. He's a contractor and just couldn't handle the fact that I do my own home repairs and am perfectly comfortable around power tools. (Strong women intimidate the hell out of him anyway). So he starts telling everyone I'm obviously a lesbian since I'd rather shop at Home Depot than Nordstrom. My husband (with an actual penis) was ready to kick the shit out of him (more for disrespect than calling me a lesbian, we kind of laughed about that). But, I sat him down and asked him if he understood what a lesbian actually was? "Dan - having short hair, broad shoulders and a preference for levi's over dresses does not make you a lesbian. Wanting to have sex with another woman is pretty much the key". He looked absolutely shocked. I honestly don't think he knew that.

Nightingale9
Community Member
1 year ago

Wow.

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NCC~1701
Community Member
1 year ago

Cute kids

A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

Well said. You go girl! Do what you want, and be proud of it. ❤

ChiPomMom
Community Member
1 year ago

Every child needs parents who love each other. Sadly, many don't.

Kristi McDonald
Community Member
1 year ago

Wish I could upvote this twenty times!

Felicia Dale
Community Member
1 year ago

THIS.

Jonahs Mrs
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

We don't need to be putting each other into labelled boxes and then never allowing a person to leave that little box. We grow, we change, we have different life experiences and we are shaped by them. We are consenting adults and we love who we love. Stop limiting yourselves and each other and mind your own damn business. There are plenty of things in this world and life to get mad about, love should never be one of them 😚😚

GirlandProudofit
Community Member
1 year ago

That is such an adorable photo!

Lily Dennard
Community Member
1 year ago

How else do you get pregnant idiot??? Just cause she decided to have kids does not make her attracted to boys.

CR Harvey
Community Member
1 year ago

being lesbian doesn't stop maternal feelings.

mcsa student
Community Member
1 year ago

its called IVF

Zaerhin Sk
Community Member
1 year ago

girly I have da same shirt :D

Sadie Shapiro
Community Member
1 year ago

Aside everything... those children are freaking adorable.

Olivia Yearous
Community Member
1 year ago

This is touching. My bests friend is pan, so I totally support things like this. And other people don’t get to make choices for you. millions of people in the world are fighting for equality and still judging people just because they love the same gender. It really doesn’t matter, people! It doesn’t affect you if I get married to a girl! It has the same affect on you if I married a man, thank you very much.

Louise Brigance
Community Member
1 year ago

That's a Declaration of Independence if I've ever read one!!! Hooray...

Magic Wolfie
Community Member
1 year ago

THANK YOU ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🏳️‍🌈

DotC
Community Member
1 year ago

Shout it from the roof tops.

Naomi
Community Member
1 year ago

YEAH! You go and tell 'em girl!

Steve Cruz
Community Member
1 year ago

The guy who commented is just short of endorsing "corrective rape."

Denise Lacy
Community Member
1 year ago

Preach!

Tay Bartly
Community Member
1 year ago

Somthing similar to this happened to my sister on the school bus (she's in 6th grade) She and her friends where animals to school, no they are not furrries they just enjoy wearing ears. The kids on the bus were bulling them and when we told them to stop, they said they were just telling my sister and her friends facts about them. It was pretty stupid.

....i'm definitely a human....
Community Member
1 year ago

Do you think that dude knows that cryobanks exist?

deanna woods
Community Member
1 year ago

Why would someone think that they have the right to tell someone whether they are a lesbian or not? Also is the guy that stupid that he has never heard of a sperm bank?

Sofia Gunn
Community Member
1 year ago

those kids are stunning!!!

ADMIRAL RMDA
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Why even enter that knuckle head's game? The mere fact that you're entertaining his arguement is pure joy for him. He's probably attention starved. 🤔 I would like to share a wonderful catch phrase that I learned many years back and it's a real doosey...It works on virtually any type of person and I think you're going to appreciate it as well as like using it, if you don't already know it. Anyway...... It goes like this; You've encountered a situation that's an impasse or are arguing a point that just isn't worth the head ache...well you say this. "You know friend, I respect your opinion and I want you to know that I agree with you to disagree with you. Catch my drift? Let's just stop here amicably, shall we? I respect you and you respect me. We can still be friends and not agree on everything don't you think so?" Works like a charm everytime. Cheers!

phantom buni
Community Member
7 months ago

AWWWWWWWWWW so cuuuuuuuute! They’re happy and with a healthy relationship, that’s what matters

SYNIAH MCCLARY-SMITH
Community Member
9 months ago (edited)

No they don't.... Adoption? Yes. Biological? HELL NAH

Edward Boeker
Community Member
1 year ago

Be who you want to be....no one really cares. Those babies though....well.....Bless their heart.

Nightingale9
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

This is just so fridgen beautifulll. I can'ttttttt.

Arindam Bhattacharjee
Community Member
1 year ago

But she "get to decide" the kid could have a father or not. Am I wrong here ????

Nightingale9
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

You are not wrong, but you are also not right. Every parent gets to decide who their children will be raised by. That's what it means to be a parent. If you're lesbian and you want to get married and have children, your children will be raised by two moms. If you're straight and you want to get married and have children, your children will be raised by one mom and one dad. If you're gay and you want to get married and have children, your children will be raised by two dads. The list goes on. However, it is not this woman or anyone else's fault for loving who they love, and wanting to have a family. That is not a crime, and there is nothing wrong with having two moms, or one mom, or no moms.

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Arnold Palmer
Community Member
1 year ago

Women are so dumb

phantom buni
Community Member
5 months ago

Awwww are we scary to you? Boo, b****, you should be scared

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backatya
Community Member
1 year ago

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Your choice which God gave you free will. But don't be trying to tell him you have rights when he judges you.

sylvanticx
Community Member
1 year ago

SHE ABSOLUTLY HAS RIGHTS! Everyone has the right to go out of the house and date whomever they wish without getting judged. It's because of homophobes like you that I don't think there is hope for humanity. You uneducated potato!

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Tim Huvane
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1 year ago

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Excuse me while I puke...

Max M
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1 year ago

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She's a woman, simple. I don't give a rats ass for people self-made ideas of their gender. 2 balls and a rope= male, 2 flaps and 1 hole =female

Valerie Lessard
Community Member
1 year ago

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Nice family and all but I stopped reading at the clapping emoji and the "you don't get too" speech. Fuck that type of personality.

Rissie
Community Member
1 year ago

Well clearly the person she is reacting to needs to be treated like a toddler, so the clapping is fine.

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#14

Hmmm Yes Ironing

Hmmm Yes Ironing

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

So that is why I can't iron, I was born a man. Guess no one decided to tell me so.

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#15

Not How Lesbians Work

Not How Lesbians Work

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

Wait, what. Is this guy serious?

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#16

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

Does... does this guy enjoy having his privates prodded with cold metal objects by a female gynecologist while his wife is off watching a Chippendale show?

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#17

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Isn't this basically the history of medical science

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#18

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

It's kinda the same kind of belief as guys being expected to start having sex as teens but girls are supposed keep their legs closed until marriage. So who are guys supposed to be having sex with then?

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#19

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

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Andreas Rasmussen
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.

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#20

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

This is why I would never want to propose to someone in public

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#21

Found In My Facebook Memories

Found In My Facebook Memories

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Mangoes'nRum
Community Member
1 year ago

What BS. No one has 10 best friends.

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#22

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

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Sally Appleton
Community Member
1 year ago

Apparently I am severely missing out on all the sex I should be having

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#23

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

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LoveWinz
Community Member
1 year ago

It completely blows my mind how stupid people are. What ever happened to gender equality? Women have the right to do whatever the fuck they want. There's nothing a man can do about that. So they can go suck it.

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#24

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

Not probably, certainly!

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#25

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Does this man know movies don't equal reality?

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#26

Yeahhh Right

Yeahhh Right

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.

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#27

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

So by hat logic tattoed men are all gay men who enjoy having sharp objects jammed up their butt, yes?

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#28

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

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Mica Fiverline
Community Member
1 year ago

God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*

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#29

Did You Know?

Did You Know?

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Nini Meow
Community Member
1 year ago

What? Where my 1000 men ?!

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#30

Saw On R/Memes

Saw On R/Memes

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

These driving jokes are the worst!

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#31

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

I've rarely seen two women accidentally wear the same outfit and if they have, they've usually been excited about it and taken selfies together. I don't understand why movies portray women as catty bitches if they happen to wear the same clothes

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#32

Not How Feminism Works

Not How Feminism Works

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Kwj
Community Member
1 year ago

But why does he want pictures of them, then? :O ;) Idiot..

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#33

Still Not It

Still Not It

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Do hormones affect some women's emotionality during PMS? Yes. Does that give any guy right to invalidate their feelings? No.

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#34

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

Some people need to have their brains examined.

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#35

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
1 year ago

This man is just.... I mean just for people who never heard of him, lately he got himself in trouble because he wrote a "autobiographic" book pretending his father was beating him up when he was a child. The father and the whole family answered that the only times the father hit him it was because he tried to throw his brother through a window.... Plus his antisemitic drawings and texts went public few weeks ago.

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#36

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

Here's a tweak, why don't you just go and punch yourself in the dick.

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#37

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

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Monday
Community Member
1 year ago

but...I like the crunch

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#38

"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"

"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"

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Sally Appleton
Community Member
1 year ago

That girl looks hot as fuck though

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#39

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

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Kwj
Community Member
1 year ago

Just.. What?? How is someone like this, able to walk and breathe at the same time.. What an idiot

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#40

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

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A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

"Were you born backwards?" gotta remember that one.

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#41

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

Want to tell everybody again- your inability to understand feminism is not an argument against it. Please

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#42

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Even if this was true (it's not), you could easily adopt later after your career. Also, not all women want children? My eggs can go die for all I care

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#43

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

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Belinda Matson
Community Member
1 year ago

oh come on, stop limiting women, I can be both!

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#44

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

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Belinda Matson
Community Member
1 year ago

Yep, I go through almost every isle, grabbing groceries from both sides of the isle, cause somebody didn't put my trolley full of the weekly groceries, ready to go, in one spot for me. Obviously the smarter than me man in this scenario lives off of one food source only, clever guy, is it noodles? Mac n cheese? must ask for his secret.

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#45

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

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Sally Appleton
Community Member
1 year ago

Okay firstly, vans are a terrible choice for the gym. They offer completely inadequate support and if you wear them to work out because "hurr I'm a man and I only need one pair of shoes" you're going to mess up your back and your knees.

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