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There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.

More info: r/NotHowGirlsWork

#1

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

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#2

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

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Demi Zwaan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can someone think that? Every organ would stay perfectly put, but a uterus would come flying out? WHY?

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#4

If Only It Was That Easy

If Only It Was That Easy

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Foxxy
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish, that would be a dream come true. Can I also cancel the menopause.

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#5

Thank You Tumblr

Thank You Tumblr

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#6

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

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Pittsburgh rare
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the f**k is wrong with people? It's NEVER the victim's fault

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#7

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A virgin who has no clue what to do in bed vs. an experienced woman. Let's guess which wedding night will be more exciting.

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#9

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

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Carol Emory
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.

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#10

Let’s Go Girls

Let’s Go Girls

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only time I celebrate a period is knowing I am not pregnant.

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#11

Posted This On R/Historymemes

Posted This On R/Historymemes

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#12

Bet They Like It

Bet They Like It

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#14

Hmmm Yes Ironing

Hmmm Yes Ironing

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So that is why I can't iron, I was born a man. Guess no one decided to tell me so.

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#16

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does... does this guy enjoy having his privates prodded with cold metal objects by a female gynecologist while his wife is off watching a Chippendale show?

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#17

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

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He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's kinda the same kind of belief as guys being expected to start having sex as teens but girls are supposed keep their legs closed until marriage. So who are guys supposed to be having sex with then?

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Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

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Andreas Rasmussen
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.

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#20

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

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#22

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

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#23

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

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LoveWinz
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It completely blows my mind how stupid people are. What ever happened to gender equality? Women have the right to do whatever the f**k they want. There's nothing a man can do about that. So they can go suck it.

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#24

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

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#25

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

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#26

Yeahhh Right

Yeahhh Right

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.

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#27

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So by hat logic tattoed men are all gay men who enjoy having sharp objects jammed up their butt, yes?

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#28

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

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Mica Fiverline
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*

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#31

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've rarely seen two women accidentally wear the same outfit and if they have, they've usually been excited about it and taken selfies together. I don't understand why movies portray women as catty bitches if they happen to wear the same clothes

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kathryn stretton
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When it's happened with me, we usually laugh and agree that we both have exeptional taste in clothes, lol.

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Dianna Siever
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a woman and whenever I see a woman in the same outfit, I complement her on her style and basically act like we were ment to be best friends for a few seconds. "OMG we are two awesome ladies with excellent fashion sense! Everyone, look how great we are!".

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Paula Hannon
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny how they assume there's no women in those fully covered up costumes.

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Jo Choto
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister and i have a couple of tops that are the same, and we get so ridiculously excited when we match!

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Pheonix
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I've seen two women wear the same outfit, they complement each other, maybe take selfies, and move on

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OhForSmegSake
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At my yr12 Ball four girls rocked up in the same dress, two of them in the same colour. They were not friends normally but they spent the night laughing with each other and posing for photos together.

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Kay Lee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I see someone with the same anything really (shirt, book, bag ,shoes, etc.) I usually walk up say nice *whatever it was* and walk away while waiting for them to figure it out, in which they usually laugh

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Celtic Pirate Queen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've only seen women show up wearing the same thing twice in my life and both times they laughed hysterically.

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Megan Pippenger
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My junior prom two other girls had the same dress as me (although they both had it in a different color, but it was still obviously the same dress and the lace overlap was the same color on all of them). Did we immediately dive into a massive catfight or sulk at each other all night? OF COURSE NOT! We laughed, complimented each other's fashion sense, talked about why one girl chose to add spaghetti straps and why the other two didn't, compared what alterations we'd needed, and then took a picture together. Men think we see each other wearing the same outfit and are like "YOU B***H!" Instead we see each other and are like, "OMG TWINSIES!!!!"

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Kathy Baylis
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or, in your case, triplets! And yes, we’re actually more likely to bond with each other than catfight. The only time it’s really a b****y move is if you’re invited to a wedding and wear a dress that’s an exact duplicate of the one the bride is wearing.

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SHSL Hope Bagel
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WHY WOULD YOU BE MAD IF ANOTHER GIRL WAS WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT AS YOU. tbh, i’d love it.

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Aly Kohlman
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Went and bought a dress the other day. My sister (who is smaller) liked the dress and wanted it. Today we went to the mall and I took her straight to the dress. Now we have matching dresses!

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Vanessa
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i once wore the same prom dress as one of my friends. we laughed and sat at the same table with other people. my other friend wore the same one too and did everything she could to stay away from us XD

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Shawty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everytime me and my friend dress the same, we think it's so freaking cool 😎 these memes are so wrong

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Sarah Grape
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it would be cool to accidentally show up in the same outfit as my friend-the whole 'great minds think alike' thing would definitely come up in our conversation

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Savage Gay Bean Who Loves Dogs
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, no. I see another person wearing something I'm wearing; "Hey, look, we match!" Blah blah blah.

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Insanity 11
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Half the time I am wearing the same clothes as one of my friends

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Ellen Turner
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Magical girls wear the same outfit with different color pallets, and they love it because they feel like a team (which they are).

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....i'm definitely a human....
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everytime I see to girls wearing the same shirt, it's either cordinated or they start happily talking about it, especially if it's from an anime or movie franchise.

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NaChO tHe UnIcOrN
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me and my friend went school shopping together and bought the exact same shirt and jacket and one time wore them on the same day and it was great

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danielw
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

first off the spider-man thing was planned. Like, there would be more drama if somebody showed up as venom, or something.

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Avital Pilpel
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is *some* truth to this - in formal, high power events such as presidential or royal receptions, it is sometimes checked in advance if two women won't wear the same clothes. But even the queen of England, when she was asked what she was going to wear, said, "the queen of england doesn't look at what others women wear".

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Kelly Hartle
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you be mad--it shows at least one other person in the universe shares your tastes!

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♥Kitty♥
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was actually in this situation a few days ago. We were wearing the same shirt. We high-fived and took a picture together lol

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backatya
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Usually women want to out do the other and that's why they spend a lot of money shopping. Who the hell needs that many shoes? Why not donate some money to a cause or poor people and help out. Instead of trying to look like you never wear the same outfit twice.

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Not How Feminism Works

Not How Feminism Works

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Still Not It

Still Not It

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do hormones affect some women's emotionality during PMS? Yes. Does that give any guy right to invalidate their feelings? No.

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#34

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

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#35

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

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Zenozenobee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This man is just.... I mean just for people who never heard of him, lately he got himself in trouble because he wrote a "autobiographic" book pretending his father was beating him up when he was a child. The father and the whole family answered that the only times the father hit him it was because he tried to throw his brother through a window.... Plus his antisemitic drawings and texts went public few weeks ago.

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#36

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here's a tweak, why don't you just go and punch yourself in the d**k.

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#37

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

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#39

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

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Kwj
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just.. What?? How is someone like this, able to walk and breathe at the same time.. What an idiot

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#40

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

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#41

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

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Nea
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Want to tell everybody again- your inability to understand feminism is not an argument against it. Please

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#42

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if this was true (it's not), you could easily adopt later after your career. Also, not all women want children? My eggs can go die for all I care

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#43

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

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#44

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

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Belinda Matson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, I go through almost every isle, grabbing groceries from both sides of the isle, cause somebody didn't put my trolley full of the weekly groceries, ready to go, in one spot for me. Obviously the smarter than me man in this scenario lives off of one food source only, clever guy, is it noodles? Mac n cheese? must ask for his secret.

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My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

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Sally Appleton
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay firstly, vans are a terrible choice for the gym. They offer completely inadequate support and if you wear them to work out because "hurr I'm a man and I only need one pair of shoes" you're going to mess up your back and your knees.

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