There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.
More info: r/NotHowGirlsWork
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Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style
Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive
How can someone think that? Every organ would stay perfectly put, but a uterus would come flying out? WHY?
Periods
If Only It Was That Easy
Thank You Tumblr
Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem
Seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the f**k is wrong with people? It's NEVER the victim's fault
Hope My Credit Gets Approved
A virgin who has no clue what to do in bed vs. an experienced woman. Let's guess which wedding night will be more exciting.
May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?
Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help
I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.
Let’s Go Girls
Posted This On R/Historymemes
Bet They Like It
This Post
Hmmm Yes Ironing
Not How Lesbians Work
If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub
Does... does this guy enjoy having his privates prodded with cold metal objects by a female gynecologist while his wife is off watching a Chippendale show?
They Think Women Are Basically Automatons
He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You
Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work
There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.
If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?
Found In My Facebook Memories
The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week
Apparently I am severely missing out on all the sex I should be having
My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea
Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work
Women Are All Living In A Romcom
Yeahhh Right
Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.
Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes
So by hat logic tattoed men are all gay men who enjoy having sharp objects jammed up their butt, yes?
Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???
God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*
Did You Know?
Saw On R/Memes
Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl
Not How Feminism Works
Still Not It
Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho
On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!
This man is just.... I mean just for people who never heard of him, lately he got himself in trouble because he wrote a "autobiographic" book pretending his father was beating him up when he was a child. The father and the whole family answered that the only times the father hit him it was because he tried to throw his brother through a window.... Plus his antisemitic drawings and texts went public few weeks ago.
We’ve Been Found Out Ladies
It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!
"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"
Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing
I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh
Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face
Eggs Die At 30, Ladies
Even if this was true (it's not), you could easily adopt later after your career. Also, not all women want children? My eggs can go die for all I care
Plus, he makes the mistake of only considering family vs. career. Why not both? If men help out more after pregnancy, the impact on the women's career is much smaller.
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It's just advice. My last partner left it late, had two abortions when younger and then could not have children. She attempted suicide and when I was with her she could not talk about kids, watch films with kids. She had always wanted them and believed she had time but she left it too late and it destroyed her.
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So the plan is to get married at 18, to have many children, to wait for them to grow up, than start a carrier at 40. Why again?
Googled the jerk: "Stefan Basil Molyneux is a Canadian vlogger, self-published author and self-described philosopher and YouTuber best known for his promotion of scientific racism and white supremacist conspiracy theories" - boy doesn't he sound like a wiener, I mean winner? Lots of "self" descriptions.
He's a right wing piece of s**t.
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you know watching my brother, I'm pretty sure, the joy of parenthood is a combination of sleep deprivation and stockholm syndrome. ...The joy of unklehood, on the other hand, is being able to play legos all after noon, and then hand them back to the parents.
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Indeed but I know women that left it late thinking the yhad time and then could no longer have children. I see nothing wrong with raising awareness that this is happening more and more due to women thinking they have forever. They don't.
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Soooo he wants us to perpetually be behind men career wise? Or, just a second, men could take a more active role in the whole parenting/household thing (like the half of it they are) like a grown up, and everyone can have healthy careers and families.
Mother Nature does not give a rat's patootie about your happiness. Mother Nature urges you to push as many copies of your genetic material into the next generation as possible and get them to survive and breed themselves. You could be thrilled to do this, or you could be a miserable prisoner of your fate, trapped in a life you absolutely hate, as long as you breed and help your kids survive to breed in their turn. It does not matter to Mother Nature. Gene survival is all Mother Nature cares about. Inasmuch as an imagined, anthropomorphized being with no actual existence or feelings cares about anything. Your happiness is yours to decide and live for - don't assume natural selection will do one single thing to promote or ensure it.
Not all women have the overwhelming desire to breed. Some women don't have children, don't want children and never plan to have children. Guess what? We have a perfect right to that choice (at least for now).
I have something better than babies--nieces and nephews. I can hand them back to their mother when I get tired.
sometimes i feel bad because my eggs are never going to be used (im a lesbian, they'll never be fertilised) because theres so many women out there who cant have children but really want to :(
I wish infertile women and fertile women who don't want children could just swap uteruses, problem solved
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If women try to start a career AFTER kids they are given s**t for not being home with the kids.
Ok so my mother always told me that you should get a career THEN start a family so that you're already supported in life and so that you can have the money for things
The idea the "mother" nature "loves" anyone is just... adorable.
This guy seems like one of them assholes who thinks women should be beat foot pregnant and in the kitchen. I feel bad for his wife if he has one.
Men can also marry young, have their babies and THEN have a career. Some women (and men) are happier without children.
Women may not like this but I just dated a woman and she had two abortions as she had all the time in the world to have kids. Then when she was getting too old tried to freeze her eggs to be told they were no good anymore. She had always wanted children and had a breakdown dealing with the fact she will never have kids now. This is advice certainly worth considering as this woman attempted suicide cannot be around or even talk about children because of how much pain it causes her. Everyone is different but it is sensible to not consider you have forever and to know you risk never having children.
I know of a woman who got pregnant at 80 years old. This argument is invalid.
Ummmm, we make eggs constantly from 12-55. I think by the time a man is 58, 50% of his sperm are absent.
Yeah because working as a cashier at 30 years old will definitely help me support all these kids this man supposedly wants women to have
50% of my eggs are bad anyway. My first and Only child has 2 different diagnosis. Epilepsi and retadation. Not like I would chance on getting another child the same way. Even though all this I have my own Company..
If that was true, I don't even want kids, then I'd just have to wait 2 years to be basically infertile.
Not all women want kids EVER. At 50, I could still have a kid, and it would be normal, born in a stable home to parents that want it and can provide for it. But we still don't want kids.
This guy is well known for "explaining" to women and non-white people how "onjectively" inferior they are and how happy they will be if they just accept this "fact".
I feel even if this was true we'll be too old to work at 70 and are only purpose is not to make babies some of use don't even want children
I cut the cords to my eggs. I was pretty adamant on not having kids anyway, and I really couldn't due to some medical issues, but thanks to PCOS and a 6 month straight period, I got that s**t taken care of. May need a hysterectomy later though.
Nah, it's all about context. And that's that we dispose of a whole lot of the before puberty hits. A woman is born with about 2 million gametes, before puberty about 10000 die each month. Leaving you with an estimate of 300.000 - 400.000 gametes when puberty hits. Depending on a whole lot of factors. Then the rate slows down to a thousand per month of them dying. So you start fertility with 15-20% of what was once a big stack of eggs anyway. If you're at 10% of the starting number then you're actually around a half to two thirds of your fertile period.
A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...
Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype
Yep, I go through almost every isle, grabbing groceries from both sides of the isle, cause somebody didn't put my trolley full of the weekly groceries, ready to go, in one spot for me. Obviously the smarter than me man in this scenario lives off of one food source only, clever guy, is it noodles? Mac n cheese? must ask for his secret.
My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes
Okay firstly, vans are a terrible choice for the gym. They offer completely inadequate support and if you wear them to work out because "hurr I'm a man and I only need one pair of shoes" you're going to mess up your back and your knees.
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I am so grateful to have normal, happy, healthy, friendly, open-minded men in my life who treat me and all women like human beings.
Ah thanks. After all this BS I felt a little lost and lonely. Nice to see there are still others out there who aren't stuck in Neandertal.
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I am a male who tries hard to be as far away from this dangerous, life denying, choking idiocy as possible. I hope there are plenty of us out there.
As a male, i apologise for this biggotry , seems a shi* ton of peole are still stuck in 1568 year...
Some of those religious and incel groups are truly scary. More cute panda pictures, less crazy people on Boredpanda please!
I'm truly puzzled by a misogynist participating in this sub.
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In my preteen and teen years I used to hold some very misogynistic views similar to these. I'm glad that with a lot of discussion, education, and trying to learn from my mistakes that I have grown out of it. The incel community scares me. Men need to try to look at things from womens' perspectives. Studying history and going to higher education helps. We all need more empathy.
Where the f**k do these men come from? The stupidity, arrogance, ignorance, sexism, homophobia, misogyny, racism, delusion, on display in these posts had my jaw on the floor. Absolutely appalling. I need to scrub my brain clean of this garbage and go hug my amazing, beautiful, sweet, kind, brilliant, funny, strong, loving, wonderful wife.
Careful there, wouldn't want to accidentally have an original thought.
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Go ahead and make a list. I’m open to learning something
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I'm confused about the downvoting patterns in here was it just some bored trolls or what like why is everyone getting randomly downvoted
*gets downvoted for asking why people are being downvoted*
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Got 15 in and couldn't anymore... I'm so tired of being regularly embarrassed by my gender...
Don't be. Women are not a hive mind but neither are men. There are awesome and wonderful guys, and thankfully I happen to know a lot. There are good people and horrible people, there are good women and men and there are horrible women and men. It's not our gender dictating our personality. Otherwise we could be ashamed all the time :)
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Some people are complete idiots. I feel sad that people who are misogynistic still exist in today's day and age.
there are some of these that are hilarious and others that make me think "why weren't you hit with a frying pan (tangled style)?" (I'm not that violent...but still)
Actually, some people who said/posted these were hit in the head with a frying pan and never recovered.
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Fortunately these types of men aren't common place. Hopefully these ones don't procreate.
This just makes me re-consider the desire for any man. "Men are like a box of chocolates. You never know what nut is in there".
I just wish i ran into people who say these things. I'd like to see the natural environment, TBH. I've never experienced or witnessed anything like it and i've been looking for reasons to let out a little stress. Punching an idiot in the face might help. LOL
As a male this makes me feel ashamed, it's really embarrassing. I apologize in the name of these bunch of idiots.
Don't feel ashamed! We know not all the men are like this and we don't assume the rest of the men have to take responsibility for the way the others act!
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You really don't have to wear those high-heeled shoes. It is just matter of choice on being comfy or being cool/fashionista.
Heels are comfortable in summer because it's too hot to wear thicker shoes.
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I also always like the typical "i don't stand up for pregnant woman, because she should have f*cked a guy with a car" or " you aren't special because you let someone bust a nut in you" 🤦♀️
You're all missing the real reason for these posts. They're from incels who cannot get a girlfriend to save their lives, so they figured they might as well NOT have a submissive supermodel housewife virgin girlfriend, than NOT have any actual female person as their girlfriend. BTW I probably speak for most men in saying I am certain *actually* having a submissive supermodel housewife girlfriend, if such a person existed, would be very boring.
Now I half understand why feminism was invented. A few points to make: girls are not weak and petite, we do not drive terribly, if we wear same outfits then it's actually cool and we might end up being friends, we are NOT YOUR FREAKING SLAVES, we aren't dumb, periods are so much worse then y'all think, and I only have 3 pairs of shoes that I wear on a daily basis. I need to find this subreddit immediately.
I wish at some point some men would stop thinking this way or at least stop voicing it out loud. These men clearly don't understand women and that's probably why they have so many problems with women. Women can be anything, do anything, and are more complex than some men know. My mother is a fine example of this. When I was growing up she was a wife, a mother, a student, and a worker all at the same time.
This is honestly frightening. There's so much out there that chases and terrifies women every day. I wish there was a way that you could forward these on to their mothers to be like "Sorry, ma'am but this one's not done yet."
Some of these are harmless observational humor, but others are bizarre and lewd.
Even though we unfortunately saw a lot of brainless morons today, I just want to say that a lot of men aren't like this. Yes, there is a portion that are the absolute scum of society but some women are also included in that category. I also feel that maybe a couple on here were posted by trolls or as jokes.
My favorite was the guy mansplaining periods in the comments section of a post that included mansplaining. That was awesome. I had to show my husband.
Ok ew. I got halfway through this and then stopped reading it. I feel really gross - there are some incredible f***ed up guys with warped and, quite frankly, scary views on women. It's simple - we're just trying to live our lives, just like men. We're not playing games, we're not vixens out to destroy you - GET HELP. Please.
I don't see any men and women fighting in the comments, but go off I guess
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It isn't man hate. It is only about a sub-section of boys/men who have ideas that are laughable/dangerous/out of the dark ages. If you are nothing likes these men then you shouldn't be offended.
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I am so grateful to have normal, happy, healthy, friendly, open-minded men in my life who treat me and all women like human beings.
Ah thanks. After all this BS I felt a little lost and lonely. Nice to see there are still others out there who aren't stuck in Neandertal.
Load More Replies... I am a male who tries hard to be as far away from this dangerous, life denying, choking idiocy as possible. I hope there are plenty of us out there.
As a male, i apologise for this biggotry , seems a shi* ton of peole are still stuck in 1568 year...
Some of those religious and incel groups are truly scary. More cute panda pictures, less crazy people on Boredpanda please!
I'm truly puzzled by a misogynist participating in this sub.
Load More Replies... In my preteen and teen years I used to hold some very misogynistic views similar to these. I'm glad that with a lot of discussion, education, and trying to learn from my mistakes that I have grown out of it. The incel community scares me. Men need to try to look at things from womens' perspectives. Studying history and going to higher education helps. We all need more empathy.
Where the f**k do these men come from? The stupidity, arrogance, ignorance, sexism, homophobia, misogyny, racism, delusion, on display in these posts had my jaw on the floor. Absolutely appalling. I need to scrub my brain clean of this garbage and go hug my amazing, beautiful, sweet, kind, brilliant, funny, strong, loving, wonderful wife.
Careful there, wouldn't want to accidentally have an original thought.
Load More Replies... Go ahead and make a list. I’m open to learning something
Load More Replies... I'm confused about the downvoting patterns in here was it just some bored trolls or what like why is everyone getting randomly downvoted
*gets downvoted for asking why people are being downvoted*
Load More Replies... Got 15 in and couldn't anymore... I'm so tired of being regularly embarrassed by my gender...
Don't be. Women are not a hive mind but neither are men. There are awesome and wonderful guys, and thankfully I happen to know a lot. There are good people and horrible people, there are good women and men and there are horrible women and men. It's not our gender dictating our personality. Otherwise we could be ashamed all the time :)
Load More Replies... Some people are complete idiots. I feel sad that people who are misogynistic still exist in today's day and age.
there are some of these that are hilarious and others that make me think "why weren't you hit with a frying pan (tangled style)?" (I'm not that violent...but still)
Actually, some people who said/posted these were hit in the head with a frying pan and never recovered.
Load More Replies... Fortunately these types of men aren't common place. Hopefully these ones don't procreate.
This just makes me re-consider the desire for any man. "Men are like a box of chocolates. You never know what nut is in there".
I just wish i ran into people who say these things. I'd like to see the natural environment, TBH. I've never experienced or witnessed anything like it and i've been looking for reasons to let out a little stress. Punching an idiot in the face might help. LOL
As a male this makes me feel ashamed, it's really embarrassing. I apologize in the name of these bunch of idiots.
Don't feel ashamed! We know not all the men are like this and we don't assume the rest of the men have to take responsibility for the way the others act!
Load More Replies... You really don't have to wear those high-heeled shoes. It is just matter of choice on being comfy or being cool/fashionista.
Heels are comfortable in summer because it's too hot to wear thicker shoes.
Load More Replies... I also always like the typical "i don't stand up for pregnant woman, because she should have f*cked a guy with a car" or " you aren't special because you let someone bust a nut in you" 🤦♀️
You're all missing the real reason for these posts. They're from incels who cannot get a girlfriend to save their lives, so they figured they might as well NOT have a submissive supermodel housewife virgin girlfriend, than NOT have any actual female person as their girlfriend. BTW I probably speak for most men in saying I am certain *actually* having a submissive supermodel housewife girlfriend, if such a person existed, would be very boring.
Now I half understand why feminism was invented. A few points to make: girls are not weak and petite, we do not drive terribly, if we wear same outfits then it's actually cool and we might end up being friends, we are NOT YOUR FREAKING SLAVES, we aren't dumb, periods are so much worse then y'all think, and I only have 3 pairs of shoes that I wear on a daily basis. I need to find this subreddit immediately.
I wish at some point some men would stop thinking this way or at least stop voicing it out loud. These men clearly don't understand women and that's probably why they have so many problems with women. Women can be anything, do anything, and are more complex than some men know. My mother is a fine example of this. When I was growing up she was a wife, a mother, a student, and a worker all at the same time.
This is honestly frightening. There's so much out there that chases and terrifies women every day. I wish there was a way that you could forward these on to their mothers to be like "Sorry, ma'am but this one's not done yet."
Some of these are harmless observational humor, but others are bizarre and lewd.
Even though we unfortunately saw a lot of brainless morons today, I just want to say that a lot of men aren't like this. Yes, there is a portion that are the absolute scum of society but some women are also included in that category. I also feel that maybe a couple on here were posted by trolls or as jokes.
My favorite was the guy mansplaining periods in the comments section of a post that included mansplaining. That was awesome. I had to show my husband.
Ok ew. I got halfway through this and then stopped reading it. I feel really gross - there are some incredible f***ed up guys with warped and, quite frankly, scary views on women. It's simple - we're just trying to live our lives, just like men. We're not playing games, we're not vixens out to destroy you - GET HELP. Please.
I don't see any men and women fighting in the comments, but go off I guess
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