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There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.

More info: r/NotHowGirlsWork

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Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

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Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

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Demi Zwaan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can someone think that? Every organ would stay perfectly put, but a uterus would come flying out? WHY?

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If Only It Was That Easy

If Only It Was That Easy

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Foxxy
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish, that would be a dream come true. Can I also cancel the menopause.

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Thank You Tumblr

Thank You Tumblr

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Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

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Pittsburgh rare
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the f**k is wrong with people? It's NEVER the victim's fault

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Hope My Credit Gets Approved

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A virgin who has no clue what to do in bed vs. an experienced woman. Let's guess which wedding night will be more exciting.

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#9

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

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Carol Emory
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.

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Let’s Go Girls

Let’s Go Girls

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only time I celebrate a period is knowing I am not pregnant.

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Rachel Franke
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only time I celebrate a period is when I get it a week before a trip/vacation and am relieved to know I won't have to worry about it then.

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Deborah Brett
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because who doesn't look forward to celebrating their femininity with five days of bloating, mood-swings, cramps, and bloody sanitary products. Until it becomes legal to kick condescending men in the testes when you're menstruating, there's really not much to look forward to.

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You women say you can't a women but then say it's ok to kick a man in the balls... It doesn't matter what he said to you it doesn't mean it's ok to do that. Hence why it's illegal. Oh yeah now a light bulb goes off in your brain

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Aubrie Allen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I get so caught up with work that I forget about my womanness, until blood falls out of me. It's not like these damned boobs ever remind me.

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Shika Louis
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has anybody else not had sex for a while but your period's late, and you're like... Am I ????

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Maybeitsraining
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have the biggest party every time I get my period! ....said no woman ever

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pusheen buttercup
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"looked forward to it...?" oh yes, I never feel more womanly than when I'm bloated and in pain... I am a fragrant feminine flower of gas and hormones

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Jo PP87
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just woke my husband up laughing at that last line. Brilliant

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CrunChewy McSandybutt
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am comforted by the arrival of my period because I know the old body is working correctly. That lasts for about five minutes before the "this is b******t" mood sets in.

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Anna Repp
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

IDK - I can't wait for menopause! I could not get anyone explain to me what hot flashes feel like. Everyone just goes "oooh, they are bad!!!" and that's it. But I think I'll take hot flashes, in whatever form, over this monthly b******t. I have a kid, I fulfilled my purpose (as some say that a woman's purpose is to have kids), so can I get a break now?

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Something
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This makes sense for a twelve year old, but not for an adult.

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AJu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I sure celebrate my f***ing "womanness" every month when I can't sleep for two first nights of my period because of the pain

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Id row
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd love to kick that author in the nuts and tell him the pain just reminds him of his maleness.

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Marie Braune
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"it's a reminder of womanness" - that are the exact words my own mother taught me. Nah, don't need that, mum. :/ ^^

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Jon S.
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought it was an odd sentiment at the time, but I have literally heard a woman say this (on BBC Radio 4 Woman's Hour).

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Chris Jones
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Options are: she was lying, insane, paid to say it, felt she would come across as superior in some way...

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Lena Flising
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is it a reminder of her womanness? It's not like she forgot that she has breasts that bounce around every day, not just on period days. From 1998, I tried to become pregnant, and every period was a reminder of my not-being-pregnant. I managed to be pregnant for 11 weeks in 2002, since then; nothing. After the menopause, is every month a reminder of some form of non-womanness?

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jevais
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Long lives QUEEN MENOPAUSE! Such a relief to be free at last! So many years of having periods, now I no longer have to suffer such pain ever month. I rather be over 60 than being again a young woman.

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Stannous Flouride
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the 60s, before the Pill became widely available, sex during a woman's period was the best time to have sex without the worry of conception. In retrospect, having learned how difficult it is for some women, I wonder why they went along with it.

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Debbie Andersson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*lays on the couch, in full pajamas, no brah, heatbottle and high on painkillers, fist celebratingly in the air* at least I'm not pregnant...Probably.

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Débora Gualberto
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm reading this, on my period, full of cramps, on a Monday morning right before work... This person "writer" person deserves pain

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Devin Land
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They say while at the same time there are artists (females) making work based on their periods and how great and amazing they are.

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Marina Rios
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like knowing my pms exhaustion will soon be over I guess...

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Felicia Dale
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Near the end of my fertile period I was actually, finally, not just ok with having them but happy about it. (For the record, I always had wildly variable periods from none at all to ALL THE BLOOD AND PAIN.) Then, as if learning that lesson was the point, I went into menopause. I don’t miss my periods any more, or worrying about getting pregnant, but I’m glad I had that couple of years of contentment with my body’s process.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As much as this annoys, me, I actually do kinda look forward to my period for that very reason. But guys don't get to assume that's how it works for everyone. Heck, people in general should try to not rocket-launch themselves to conclusions.

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Emerald Joanna
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok but my sister actually liked getting her period for this exact reason...

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vogonpoet
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell you what, when you have adenymyosis, endometriosis, and menorrhagia, periods really are the worst thing, more than usual. Passing tennis ball sized blood clots for a week is not a piece of cake. And yes, my doctor explained that at my age a hysterectomy would not be approved.

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Master Markus
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's some b******t right there. Does she not have any other female human qualities?

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I fail to see how that's funny, given that most modern feminist movements use the exact same expression...

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Dynein
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What, the "looking forward" or the "reminder of her womanhood"? The latter I would certainly agree with. It IS a reminder, but a painful and annoying one. The only time I ever was glad about it was some months ago when I worried I might be pregnant. And that still wasn't "looking forward" it was "hoping like hell" - and then wanting it to stop the instant it started.

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Posted This On R/Historymemes

Posted This On R/Historymemes

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Bet They Like It

Bet They Like It

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Hmmm Yes Ironing

Hmmm Yes Ironing

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So that is why I can't iron, I was born a man. Guess no one decided to tell me so.

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If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does... does this guy enjoy having his privates prodded with cold metal objects by a female gynecologist while his wife is off watching a Chippendale show?

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They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

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He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's kinda the same kind of belief as guys being expected to start having sex as teens but girls are supposed keep their legs closed until marriage. So who are guys supposed to be having sex with then?

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Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.

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If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

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#22

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

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My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It completely blows my mind how stupid people are. What ever happened to gender equality? Women have the right to do whatever the f**k they want. There's nothing a man can do about that. So they can go suck it.

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Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

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Women Are All Living In A Romcom

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

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Yeahhh Right

Yeahhh Right

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.

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Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So by hat logic tattoed men are all gay men who enjoy having sharp objects jammed up their butt, yes?

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Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

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Mica Fiverline
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*

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Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've rarely seen two women accidentally wear the same outfit and if they have, they've usually been excited about it and taken selfies together. I don't understand why movies portray women as catty bitches if they happen to wear the same clothes

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Not How Feminism Works

Not How Feminism Works

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Still Not It

Still Not It

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do hormones affect some women's emotionality during PMS? Yes. Does that give any guy right to invalidate their feelings? No.

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Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

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On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

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Zenozenobee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This man is just.... I mean just for people who never heard of him, lately he got himself in trouble because he wrote a "autobiographic" book pretending his father was beating him up when he was a child. The father and the whole family answered that the only times the father hit him it was because he tried to throw his brother through a window.... Plus his antisemitic drawings and texts went public few weeks ago.

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We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here's a tweak, why don't you just go and punch yourself in the d**k.

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It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

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Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

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Kwj
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just.. What?? How is someone like this, able to walk and breathe at the same time.. What an idiot

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I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

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#41

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

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Nea
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Want to tell everybody again- your inability to understand feminism is not an argument against it. Please

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Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if this was true (it's not), you could easily adopt later after your career. Also, not all women want children? My eggs can go die for all I care

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#43

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

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Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

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Belinda Matson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, I go through almost every isle, grabbing groceries from both sides of the isle, cause somebody didn't put my trolley full of the weekly groceries, ready to go, in one spot for me. Obviously the smarter than me man in this scenario lives off of one food source only, clever guy, is it noodles? Mac n cheese? must ask for his secret.

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My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

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Sally Appleton
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay firstly, vans are a terrible choice for the gym. They offer completely inadequate support and if you wear them to work out because "hurr I'm a man and I only need one pair of shoes" you're going to mess up your back and your knees.

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