There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.

More info: r/NotHowGirlsWork

#1

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

I love the reply to it!

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#2

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

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Demi Zwaan
Community Member
1 year ago

How can someone think that? Every organ would stay perfectly put, but a uterus would come flying out? WHY?

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#3

Periods

Periods

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Isabel Betancourt
Community Member
1 year ago

A "like" for the female replies.

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#4

If Only It Was That Easy

If Only It Was That Easy

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

I wish, that would be a dream come true. Can I also cancel the menopause.

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#5

Thank You Tumblr

Thank You Tumblr

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Please tell me there's not actually people who believe this

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#6

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

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Pittsburgh rare
Community Member
1 year ago

Seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the fuck is wrong with people? It's NEVER the victim's fault

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#7

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

A virgin who has no clue what to do in bed vs. an experienced woman. Let's guess which wedding night will be more exciting.

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#8

May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?

May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?

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SashaAlexandra
Community Member
1 year ago

Brilliant!

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#9

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

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Carol Emory
Community Member
1 year ago

I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.

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#10

Let’s Go Girls

Let’s Go Girls

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

The only time I celebrate a period is knowing I am not pregnant.

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#11

Posted This On R/Historymemes

Posted This On R/Historymemes

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Sonya Jersey
Community Member
1 year ago

if that were the case, there would be like...5 people on the planet

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#12

Bet They Like It

Bet They Like It

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

You're never too pretty to do anything

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#13

This Post

This Post

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

They look like such a cute family though!

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#14

Hmmm Yes Ironing

Hmmm Yes Ironing

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

So that is why I can't iron, I was born a man. Guess no one decided to tell me so.

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#15

Not How Lesbians Work

Not How Lesbians Work

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

Wait, what. Is this guy serious?

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#16

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

Does... does this guy enjoy having his privates prodded with cold metal objects by a female gynecologist while his wife is off watching a Chippendale show?

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#17

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

Risc_Terilia Report

Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Isn't this basically the history of medical science

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#18

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

chokolatontop Report

Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

It's kinda the same kind of belief as guys being expected to start having sex as teens but girls are supposed keep their legs closed until marriage. So who are guys supposed to be having sex with then?

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#19

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

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Andreas Rasmussen
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.

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#20

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

This is why I would never want to propose to someone in public

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#21

Found In My Facebook Memories

Found In My Facebook Memories

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Mangoes'nRum
Community Member
1 year ago

What BS. No one has 10 best friends.

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#22

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

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Sally Appleton
Community Member
1 year ago

Apparently I am severely missing out on all the sex I should be having

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#23

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

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LoveWinz
Community Member
1 year ago

It completely blows my mind how stupid people are. What ever happened to gender equality? Women have the right to do whatever the fuck they want. There's nothing a man can do about that. So they can go suck it.

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#24

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

Not probably, certainly!

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#25

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Does this man know movies don't equal reality?

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#26

Yeahhh Right

Yeahhh Right

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.

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#27

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

So by hat logic tattoed men are all gay men who enjoy having sharp objects jammed up their butt, yes?

TheExtremeSmell
Community Member
1 year ago

I’m not gay that’s just a past time of mine. Don’t tell my wife though.

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Jo Choto
Community Member
1 year ago

Thanks, Dude, I didn't realize I was a Filipina sex worker. As for sharp objects in my vagina, clearly your brain ain't one of them.

Keley Babs
Community Member
1 year ago

HA.... Sharp objects. Not his brain. .... BURN!!!! NICE!

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

This is fucked up, some men (not all) seriously have screwed up views.

European other
Community Member
1 year ago

Well don't go to New Zealand then ! It's part of Maori and Polynesian cultural heritage.

Anne
Community Member
1 year ago

ehm.. I don't know what your penis looks like, but you may want to go see a doc if you describe it as a sharp object...

Demi Zwaan
Community Member
1 year ago

Shit, I've never cheated in my 19 year (and counting) relationship (with my first boyfriend no less) and dó have a tattoo! I need to get that new hobby going asap!

A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

You go girl! Lucky you, having some random internet stranger to explain to you what all your life is about!

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Gabrielle Causey
Community Member
1 year ago

Me: *looks at my Christian tattoo* Me: *thinks about how I am a virgin* Me: *thinks about the really nice woman who did my tattoo* Me: huh

Carol Emory
Community Member
1 year ago

You know this was written by the same Bible-thumping Troglodyte that think all women shouldn't wear pants, they should be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen making them a dinner that will be on the table when they get home...and that education is wasted on women. I got news for you buddy...it ain't the ink or the facial metal that inspires them to drop you like a hot rock. I think it may be your winning personality (or lack thereof.)

K. LNU
Community Member
1 year ago

The only thing missing from this post is the dude calling her "Stacy." I'm betting he's an incel.

Bonnie Clyde
Community Member
1 year ago

...does he think penises are sharp? Or is he suggesting tattooed women like stabby dildos?

Pretty Pangolin
Community Member
1 year ago

Everything he knows about sex, he learned from the movie "Seven."

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John
Community Member
1 year ago

Did he just call penises sharp?

Laugh Fan
Community Member
1 year ago

Yep - I suspect his brain isn't either.

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DrGirlfriend
Community Member
1 year ago

My husband and I are pretty inked up , he is the only one I see, no other men exist to me in this space, ten years together strong ,married for 8 he's my best friend, he's the only one putting anything into my vagina 😂

Keley Babs
Community Member
1 year ago

YES, girl... GET SOME!!

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frank0ys
Community Member
1 year ago

...A lot of women in the Philippines have tattoo and they are not necessarily hookers.

Ellen Turner
Community Member
10 months ago

Some are asexual, have a D20 tattoo and play DnD, others might have a gemstone because they have a PhD in Geology

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Keidi Silfver
Community Member
1 year ago

My tattoo artist was hella hot tho...

Monika Rhodes
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh shit. I haven't cheated. My tattoos aren't working, bollox.

C
Community Member
1 year ago

lol this one is great. I wonder what this tool looks like

Jo Firth
Community Member
1 year ago

Anyone else scared that this type of thinking exists? The world is not safe for more than 50% of the population. Bet that statistic is refuted by the minority as well ... sigh.

Megan Pippenger
Community Member
1 year ago

….if your penis could be described as a "sharp object", you should really have a doctor look at that, bro.

Suzi Gauthier
Community Member
1 year ago

So girls with tattoos & piercings won't sleep with him either?

comboplush
Community Member
1 year ago

Would have loved to post a reply, but am too busy falling into random dudes' beds right here in my living room.

Paizleypie
Community Member
3 months ago

Where's your scientific proof?

Animal lover❤
Community Member
5 months ago

Shut the actually F up! That is not true!

Mangle the Fox
Community Member
5 months ago

so if i get a semicolon tattoo on my wrist, symbolizing how I overcame self-harm, i'm a hooker? yea, logic amirite?

Andy boi
Community Member
10 months ago

Sharp objects???

Keley Babs
Community Member
1 year ago

I know plenty of dudes that are ink/piercing free, and are totally scum-of-the-earth douches!! And I know plenty of tattoo free one-earring-in-each-ear girls who are quite promiscuous. Doesn't matter anyway, as it's none of anyone's business!!

darubyprincess
Community Member
1 year ago

oh my god this is hilarious

Olivia Yearous
Community Member
1 year ago

My mother has a tattoo. She only has sex with my dad. Almost every girl I know has an earring or two. Uhm, does this man live in a hole? Plus, more man than women have peorcings and tattoos, so f**k you

HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
Community Member
1 year ago

Well my wife has tattoos and piercings and she had only slept with 1 guy when we got married 10yrs ago.

Linda
Community Member
1 year ago

SHARP objects even?!?!? The entire logic is completely messed up, but SHARP(!!!) objects, where did that even come from? Jesus o.O

-Møøn-
Community Member
1 year ago

I have so much to say..

backatya
Community Member
1 year ago

This subject aside, a lot of tats & body rings make a women's body look like shit. Her skin and curves are a part of her beauty. And to put all those ornaments hanging from her nose, lips and ink everywhere just makes it not appealing.

Millie Wong
Community Member
1 year ago

I have tattoos and piercings and have only slept with 4 guys. No one paid me. I feel really disappointed. Might have to call the exes and ask that they pay up now.

Lesley Langlois
Community Member
1 year ago

Bahaha!!! Here I am, at 58, not knowing I was a ho all this time!

Rani Johnson
Community Member
1 year ago

Whaaaaaaaaaat

Felicia Dale
Community Member
1 year ago

My tattooist is a stunningly beautiful, smart woman. Like many, many others!

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

My nerves are shot.

Marti E
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh help! My nurse has tattoos all up and down her arms and who knows where else!?!

Marti E
Community Member
1 year ago

One guy: I married a nurse who has tattoos you're not allowed to know where, and we love each other very much.

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CultOfBambi
Community Member
1 year ago

Bwahahahahahahahahaahaha!

fainasKeturatis
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

I don't think of it as a gender thing - I don't care what gender you are but you most probably don't have tattoos because you are not into it, not because you are afraid of revealing some skin to some specialist (actually pretty much like a medical examination, so...)

Madison Clarke-musson
Community Member
1 year ago

Guess that makes me(a 15 year old) a hooker because I have my nose pierced

pusheen buttercup
Community Member
1 year ago

this person is insane... you can say you don't like something without being rude, jeez! be mature about it

♥Kitty♥
Community Member
1 year ago

I was doing fine reading these posts until I got to this one. >:|

Hannah French
Community Member
1 year ago

I lie half naked while a women jams a sharp needle in me. does that mean i'm gay?

Lemon Garnished Potato
Community Member
1 year ago

got it. I am a cheater and for my dream career, I must become a fat bearded man. That's a lot to unpack, dude.

Danae Squires
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh myyy

Something
Community Member
1 year ago

People don't get tattoos for the fun experience of getting one.

AzKhaleesi
Community Member
1 year ago

wow most of these I laugh at because they're just stupid but this pisses me off. I would like to meet this idiot and punch him in the dick. I have tattoos AND piercings. (not as many as I used to) I have NEVER cheated. I have a TRIPLE bachelor's and a Master's degree. I'm about 5.5 years away from retiring from my FIRST career in Law enforcement (I'm 38) I have a wonderful husband and (blended) family of 7 kids. (3 biological) I hope this dude gets hit by a bus and the Dr that saves his life is a bad ass tattooed and pierced female.

bee pot
Community Member
1 year ago

I feel bad for southeast asia. all of the super traditional men who don't like women in their own countries are travelling there for wife shopping. it's just so strange.

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#28

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

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Mica Fiverline
Community Member
1 year ago

God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*

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#29

Did You Know?

Did You Know?

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Nini Meow
Community Member
1 year ago

What? Where my 1000 men ?!

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#30

Saw On R/Memes

Saw On R/Memes

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

These driving jokes are the worst!

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#31

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

I've rarely seen two women accidentally wear the same outfit and if they have, they've usually been excited about it and taken selfies together. I don't understand why movies portray women as catty bitches if they happen to wear the same clothes

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#32

Not How Feminism Works

Not How Feminism Works

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Kwj
Community Member
1 year ago

But why does he want pictures of them, then? :O ;) Idiot..

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#33

Still Not It

Still Not It

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Do hormones affect some women's emotionality during PMS? Yes. Does that give any guy right to invalidate their feelings? No.

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#34

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

Some people need to have their brains examined.

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#35

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

ChesterTheCarer Report

Zenozenobee
Community Member
1 year ago

This man is just.... I mean just for people who never heard of him, lately he got himself in trouble because he wrote a "autobiographic" book pretending his father was beating him up when he was a child. The father and the whole family answered that the only times the father hit him it was because he tried to throw his brother through a window.... Plus his antisemitic drawings and texts went public few weeks ago.

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#36

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

Here's a tweak, why don't you just go and punch yourself in the dick.

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#37

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

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Monday
Community Member
1 year ago

but...I like the crunch

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#38

"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"

"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"

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Sally Appleton
Community Member
1 year ago

That girl looks hot as fuck though

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#39

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

TheReelBatgirl Report

Kwj
Community Member
1 year ago

Just.. What?? How is someone like this, able to walk and breathe at the same time.. What an idiot

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#40

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

anonyssl Report

A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

"Were you born backwards?" gotta remember that one.

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#41

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

Want to tell everybody again- your inability to understand feminism is not an argument against it. Please

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#42

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Even if this was true (it's not), you could easily adopt later after your career. Also, not all women want children? My eggs can go die for all I care

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#43

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

writeyourdeath Report

Belinda Matson
Community Member
1 year ago

oh come on, stop limiting women, I can be both!

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#44

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

Sonoma_Cyclist Report

Belinda Matson
Community Member
1 year ago

Yep, I go through almost every isle, grabbing groceries from both sides of the isle, cause somebody didn't put my trolley full of the weekly groceries, ready to go, in one spot for me. Obviously the smarter than me man in this scenario lives off of one food source only, clever guy, is it noodles? Mac n cheese? must ask for his secret.

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#45

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

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Sally Appleton
Community Member
1 year ago

Okay firstly, vans are a terrible choice for the gym. They offer completely inadequate support and if you wear them to work out because "hurr I'm a man and I only need one pair of shoes" you're going to mess up your back and your knees.

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