There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.
More info: r/NotHowGirlsWork
This post may include affiliate links.
Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style
Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive
How can someone think that? Every organ would stay perfectly put, but a uterus would come flying out? WHY?
Periods
If Only It Was That Easy
Thank You Tumblr
Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem
Seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the f**k is wrong with people? It's NEVER the victim's fault
Hope My Credit Gets Approved
A virgin who has no clue what to do in bed vs. an experienced woman. Let's guess which wedding night will be more exciting.
May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?
Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help
I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.
Let’s Go Girls
Posted This On R/Historymemes
Bet They Like It
This Post
Hmmm Yes Ironing
Not How Lesbians Work
If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub
Does... does this guy enjoy having his privates prodded with cold metal objects by a female gynecologist while his wife is off watching a Chippendale show?
They Think Women Are Basically Automatons
He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You
Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work
There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.
If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?
Found In My Facebook Memories
The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week
Apparently I am severely missing out on all the sex I should be having
My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea
Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work
It's reddit, a place full of incels, meninist and sexists. So of course he felt “comfortable“ sharing his sexist “fear“.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of republicans calling liberals snowflakes. And strangely, look at the tantrums these f*****s are throwing all the time.
Well every snowflake is absolute unique (just like all other snowflakes)... So they're saying their idiots are more generic.
Load More Replies...Meanwhile, men who are NOT emotional at ALL *cough* are responsible for all the wars in the world.
The majority of murders, punched holes in walls, crazy jealousy c**p.....
Load More Replies...Going on that train of thought, I wouldn’t want a man to operate on me cuz he might take a wrong turn with the knife and end up in the wrong area but keeps going cuz he refuses to ask for directions. I went in for an appendectomy but ended up with a severed pinky.
backatya7 you are not welcome here. Women can function in society genius
Load More Replies...Why on earth would any surgeon break down during surgery? They're at work, even if they are emotional wrecks (man or woman), they leave that out of the OR. They wouldn't even be allowed to work if there was any chance of a mental breakdown.
Maybe the view of absolute perfection when seeing even a part of his body? It's a real concern.
Load More Replies...I'm still amazed, sometimes, that men are allowed to any inportant or dangerous job, at all, given that they seem to be so easily distraced by their penises. What if the surgeon looks at a pretty nurse and get's a hard on??? (joking, btw)
Excuse me...women endure the pain of periods, child birth, dealing with our kids gut wrenching injuries without losing our cool...and you think a woman that's gone through the cost and effort of medical school is going to get all emotionally weepy because she has to operate on your sorry behind? Please...what planet do you live on that you think that you are that famous or worthy of that kind of sympathy?
Yes cause there are NO unstable males out there...just the mass shooters maybe?
Men are way more emotional than women: look at crime and war stats, they can’t control themselves.
I love using that word to diffuse anger. My dad used to yell (like actually yell) at me every damn day for dumb s**t like setting the remote down too hard. One day, I asked him why he was so emotional about it. Shut him right up.
Load More Replies...No, but he's seen pictures in the Sears catalog.
Load More Replies...If I was going to be sexist, I'd say men are the most overemotional of them all, they have anger issues and start wars because they're stupidly aggressive, join gangs and exact revenge on people because they're butthurt about something someone said. Aggression is an emotion and a much more harmful one than crying. IF I was being sexist..
Sure..women are pretty emotional at times...but why the hell would any of us every start crying over this piece of c**p?
our emotions are sometimes heightened when the body is experiencing a hormonal change due to periods or what have you. If it affected a woman so much as to induce constant crying, she'd be responsible enough not to perform surgery
Load More Replies..."Patients of female surgeons were 4% less likely to die, be readmitted or experience complications 30 days after their surgery compared to patients of male surgeons." ..... probably because women surgeons have had to adapt to the male-dominated field, and have a somewhat pathologic obsessive compulsive need for perfection, because we have to do twice as well just to be taken as seriously.
The assumption of being called out, that is (not the crying bs)
Load More Replies...I'm thinking his poor mother was depressed, and he grew up watching her cry all the time. Probably due to the disappointment of having an idiot for a son
I am shocked there haven't been more men killed during surgery by all the female surgeons crying into their wounds! ;)
Women being more sensitive than men? This guy has never seen my husband watching 'The Lion King'.
Or my dad watching Tarazan. Or ET. He won't watch Charlotte's Web; it's too sad (I won't watch ET or Charlotte's Web either).
Load More Replies...WOMAN. SURGEON. HERE .... "But in the latest report, it turns out that the patients of female surgeons tend to have lower death rates, fewer complications and lower readmissions to the hospital a month after their procedure, compared to the patients of male surgeons."
Hopefully she will do what most children do and go out into the big wide world and work out for herself which bits her parents said were c**p and which makes sense.
Load More Replies...Where has he spent his life that he thinks an actual doctor could have a mental/emotional breakdown at any moment? Raised by wolves?
Ummm...cutting a human open for the first time is hard for anyone, regardless of their gender..
I’m sorry how stupid are you that you think you will “probably” be called a sexist. No you will be called a sexist since you are the definition of one 👎🏻
I remember when we had critical problems with my ex, he completely didn't want to cooperate and I finally told him it's over between us. His best friend told him not to care about it, because women are emotional and they say things they don't really think. It was the worst advice ever. Caring about what I say and talking about it was the only way for us to survive.
What kind of women, if any, has this guy met? Yeah, there are women surgeons despite the natural inclination to start crying for no reason because of ... this "thinking" just makes no sense!
Most women are used to be emotional, some men are not. For a male doctor to start breaking down, crying etc, as they cut you open, would probably be more risky.
Wow. We’re “emotional”? Dude, we are way stronger than men. Mentally and physically! We literally raise children mostly by ourselves! If you had to do that, you would be driven INSANE. So, go ahead and tell us that we are too “fragile” to save a life. Idiot.
So if it was a choice of me operating on you or letting you die ... hope your affairs are in order.
WOMAN. SURGEON. HERE.... this guy also needs to do his research, and bases assumptions and decisions on evidence and not just outdated bias. https://www.google.com/amp/s/time.com/4975232/women-surgeon-surgery/%3famp=true
WOMAN. SURGEON. HERE. .... not to mention, I have never seen a male surgeon cry in surgery, BUT.... I've never seen a female surgeon cry in the operating room either. I HAVE seen male surgeons throw "hissy fits", throw instruments on the ground, yell and curse and stomp out of the room because they don't get their way and they're waiting for the charge nurse or board scheduler to come tell them that they can have their operating room for the schedule time that they want; i.e. they can get their way. Whereas, if I don't smile and say please and thank you, if I am not amicable and sugar and spice all the time, I am labeled as obstinate, awkward, or a b***h.
WOMAN. SURGEON. HERE. .... for me understanding the relationship between how to throw sutures in tissue and bring tissue layers back together for healing while they're under tension, I draw from my experience of having to sew my own ballet shoes and ballet costumes growing up. Things I've had to explain to my male colleagues as to why certain stitching patterns are better because there's not as much tension at a suture line....
WOMAN. SURGEON. HERE. ... not to mention that many of the past-times or hobbies we grew up doing because we were born female with 2X chromosomes like arts and crafts and needlework and we're expected to have neat handwriting. All of these things lead to very well-developed fine motor coordination of the hands and arms. So what makes you think it would be a bad situation?
WOMAN. SURGEON. HERE. ..... if this mouth breather ever needs a rectal exam for hemorrhoids or an abscess or God for bid a lesion or tumor, he better damn well hope he has a woman surgeon. We have smaller hands and narrower fingers on average
Funny, it was a man who got slobbering drunk, and male coworkers who let him into the surgery to preform a spinal operation on my grandmother-in-law that left her paralyzed for DECADES.
this is sexist... whatever responses a person has to blood and gore gets taken care of by training, you don't get to be a surgeon if you can't control yourself
the title of surgeon is not something that just gets handed out, the man or woman has earned it fair and square. Don't diss people's hard studying and practice, because if something bad happens to you, you may not get a choice in who saves your life.
Load More Replies...I'm 100% sure i can open a body easier then him. I'm learning to stab people with needles for a living.
Right, and men who can't seem to keep their hands to themselves are the better choice, got it.
My husband cried in the movie theater to Karate Kid....the Will Smith's son version...during the scene where he was starting to get better at karate....so yeah...men can sometimes be more emotional than women, lol
The only reason I'd break down crying if I operated on you is if I see something horrifying. Other then that I'm now tempted to" accidentally" forget something and leave it in you.
Women Are All Living In A Romcom
Yeahhh Right
Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.
Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes
So by hat logic tattoed men are all gay men who enjoy having sharp objects jammed up their butt, yes?
Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???
God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*
Did You Know?
Saw On R/Memes
Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl
Not How Feminism Works
Still Not It
Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho
On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!
This man is just.... I mean just for people who never heard of him, lately he got himself in trouble because he wrote a "autobiographic" book pretending his father was beating him up when he was a child. The father and the whole family answered that the only times the father hit him it was because he tried to throw his brother through a window.... Plus his antisemitic drawings and texts went public few weeks ago.
We’ve Been Found Out Ladies
It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!
"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"
Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing
I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh
Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face
Eggs Die At 30, Ladies
A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...
Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype
Yep, I go through almost every isle, grabbing groceries from both sides of the isle, cause somebody didn't put my trolley full of the weekly groceries, ready to go, in one spot for me. Obviously the smarter than me man in this scenario lives off of one food source only, clever guy, is it noodles? Mac n cheese? must ask for his secret.
My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes
Okay firstly, vans are a terrible choice for the gym. They offer completely inadequate support and if you wear them to work out because "hurr I'm a man and I only need one pair of shoes" you're going to mess up your back and your knees.
Note: this post originally had 80 images. It’s been shortened to the top 45 images based on user votes.
I am so grateful to have normal, happy, healthy, friendly, open-minded men in my life who treat me and all women like human beings.
Ah thanks. After all this BS I felt a little lost and lonely. Nice to see there are still others out there who aren't stuck in Neandertal.
Load More Replies...I am a male who tries hard to be as far away from this dangerous, life denying, choking idiocy as possible. I hope there are plenty of us out there.
As a male, i apologise for this biggotry , seems a shi* ton of peole are still stuck in 1568 year...
Some of those religious and incel groups are truly scary. More cute panda pictures, less crazy people on Boredpanda please!
I'm truly puzzled by a misogynist participating in this sub.
Load More Replies...In my preteen and teen years I used to hold some very misogynistic views similar to these. I'm glad that with a lot of discussion, education, and trying to learn from my mistakes that I have grown out of it. The incel community scares me. Men need to try to look at things from womens' perspectives. Studying history and going to higher education helps. We all need more empathy.
Where the f**k do these men come from? The stupidity, arrogance, ignorance, sexism, homophobia, misogyny, racism, delusion, on display in these posts had my jaw on the floor. Absolutely appalling. I need to scrub my brain clean of this garbage and go hug my amazing, beautiful, sweet, kind, brilliant, funny, strong, loving, wonderful wife.
Careful there, wouldn't want to accidentally have an original thought.
Load More Replies...Go ahead and make a list. I’m open to learning something
Load More Replies...I'm confused about the downvoting patterns in here was it just some bored trolls or what like why is everyone getting randomly downvoted
*gets downvoted for asking why people are being downvoted*
Load More Replies...Got 15 in and couldn't anymore... I'm so tired of being regularly embarrassed by my gender...
Don't be. Women are not a hive mind but neither are men. There are awesome and wonderful guys, and thankfully I happen to know a lot. There are good people and horrible people, there are good women and men and there are horrible women and men. It's not our gender dictating our personality. Otherwise we could be ashamed all the time :)
Load More Replies...Some people are complete idiots. I feel sad that people who are misogynistic still exist in today's day and age.
there are some of these that are hilarious and others that make me think "why weren't you hit with a frying pan (tangled style)?" (I'm not that violent...but still)
Actually, some people who said/posted these were hit in the head with a frying pan and never recovered.
Load More Replies...Fortunately these types of men aren't common place. Hopefully these ones don't procreate.
This just makes me re-consider the desire for any man. "Men are like a box of chocolates. You never know what nut is in there".
I just wish i ran into people who say these things. I'd like to see the natural environment, TBH. I've never experienced or witnessed anything like it and i've been looking for reasons to let out a little stress. Punching an idiot in the face might help. LOL
As a male this makes me feel ashamed, it's really embarrassing. I apologize in the name of these bunch of idiots.
Don't feel ashamed! We know not all the men are like this and we don't assume the rest of the men have to take responsibility for the way the others act!
Load More Replies...You really don't have to wear those high-heeled shoes. It is just matter of choice on being comfy or being cool/fashionista.
Heels are comfortable in summer because it's too hot to wear thicker shoes.
Load More Replies...I also always like the typical "i don't stand up for pregnant woman, because she should have f*cked a guy with a car" or " you aren't special because you let someone bust a nut in you" 🤦♀️
You're all missing the real reason for these posts. They're from incels who cannot get a girlfriend to save their lives, so they figured they might as well NOT have a submissive supermodel housewife virgin girlfriend, than NOT have any actual female person as their girlfriend. BTW I probably speak for most men in saying I am certain *actually* having a submissive supermodel housewife girlfriend, if such a person existed, would be very boring.
Now I half understand why feminism was invented. A few points to make: girls are not weak and petite, we do not drive terribly, if we wear same outfits then it's actually cool and we might end up being friends, we are NOT YOUR FREAKING SLAVES, we aren't dumb, periods are so much worse then y'all think, and I only have 3 pairs of shoes that I wear on a daily basis. I need to find this subreddit immediately.
I wish at some point some men would stop thinking this way or at least stop voicing it out loud. These men clearly don't understand women and that's probably why they have so many problems with women. Women can be anything, do anything, and are more complex than some men know. My mother is a fine example of this. When I was growing up she was a wife, a mother, a student, and a worker all at the same time.
This is honestly frightening. There's so much out there that chases and terrifies women every day. I wish there was a way that you could forward these on to their mothers to be like "Sorry, ma'am but this one's not done yet."
Some of these are harmless observational humor, but others are bizarre and lewd.
Even though we unfortunately saw a lot of brainless morons today, I just want to say that a lot of men aren't like this. Yes, there is a portion that are the absolute scum of society but some women are also included in that category. I also feel that maybe a couple on here were posted by trolls or as jokes.
My favorite was the guy mansplaining periods in the comments section of a post that included mansplaining. That was awesome. I had to show my husband.
Ok ew. I got halfway through this and then stopped reading it. I feel really gross - there are some incredible f***ed up guys with warped and, quite frankly, scary views on women. It's simple - we're just trying to live our lives, just like men. We're not playing games, we're not vixens out to destroy you - GET HELP. Please.
I don't see any men and women fighting in the comments, but go off I guess
Load More Replies...It isn't man hate. It is only about a sub-section of boys/men who have ideas that are laughable/dangerous/out of the dark ages. If you are nothing likes these men then you shouldn't be offended.
Load More Replies...I am so grateful to have normal, happy, healthy, friendly, open-minded men in my life who treat me and all women like human beings.
Ah thanks. After all this BS I felt a little lost and lonely. Nice to see there are still others out there who aren't stuck in Neandertal.
Load More Replies...I am a male who tries hard to be as far away from this dangerous, life denying, choking idiocy as possible. I hope there are plenty of us out there.
As a male, i apologise for this biggotry , seems a shi* ton of peole are still stuck in 1568 year...
Some of those religious and incel groups are truly scary. More cute panda pictures, less crazy people on Boredpanda please!
I'm truly puzzled by a misogynist participating in this sub.
Load More Replies...In my preteen and teen years I used to hold some very misogynistic views similar to these. I'm glad that with a lot of discussion, education, and trying to learn from my mistakes that I have grown out of it. The incel community scares me. Men need to try to look at things from womens' perspectives. Studying history and going to higher education helps. We all need more empathy.
Where the f**k do these men come from? The stupidity, arrogance, ignorance, sexism, homophobia, misogyny, racism, delusion, on display in these posts had my jaw on the floor. Absolutely appalling. I need to scrub my brain clean of this garbage and go hug my amazing, beautiful, sweet, kind, brilliant, funny, strong, loving, wonderful wife.
Careful there, wouldn't want to accidentally have an original thought.
Load More Replies...Go ahead and make a list. I’m open to learning something
Load More Replies...I'm confused about the downvoting patterns in here was it just some bored trolls or what like why is everyone getting randomly downvoted
*gets downvoted for asking why people are being downvoted*
Load More Replies...Got 15 in and couldn't anymore... I'm so tired of being regularly embarrassed by my gender...
Don't be. Women are not a hive mind but neither are men. There are awesome and wonderful guys, and thankfully I happen to know a lot. There are good people and horrible people, there are good women and men and there are horrible women and men. It's not our gender dictating our personality. Otherwise we could be ashamed all the time :)
Load More Replies...Some people are complete idiots. I feel sad that people who are misogynistic still exist in today's day and age.
there are some of these that are hilarious and others that make me think "why weren't you hit with a frying pan (tangled style)?" (I'm not that violent...but still)
Actually, some people who said/posted these were hit in the head with a frying pan and never recovered.
Load More Replies...Fortunately these types of men aren't common place. Hopefully these ones don't procreate.
This just makes me re-consider the desire for any man. "Men are like a box of chocolates. You never know what nut is in there".
I just wish i ran into people who say these things. I'd like to see the natural environment, TBH. I've never experienced or witnessed anything like it and i've been looking for reasons to let out a little stress. Punching an idiot in the face might help. LOL
As a male this makes me feel ashamed, it's really embarrassing. I apologize in the name of these bunch of idiots.
Don't feel ashamed! We know not all the men are like this and we don't assume the rest of the men have to take responsibility for the way the others act!
Load More Replies...You really don't have to wear those high-heeled shoes. It is just matter of choice on being comfy or being cool/fashionista.
Heels are comfortable in summer because it's too hot to wear thicker shoes.
Load More Replies...I also always like the typical "i don't stand up for pregnant woman, because she should have f*cked a guy with a car" or " you aren't special because you let someone bust a nut in you" 🤦♀️
You're all missing the real reason for these posts. They're from incels who cannot get a girlfriend to save their lives, so they figured they might as well NOT have a submissive supermodel housewife virgin girlfriend, than NOT have any actual female person as their girlfriend. BTW I probably speak for most men in saying I am certain *actually* having a submissive supermodel housewife girlfriend, if such a person existed, would be very boring.
Now I half understand why feminism was invented. A few points to make: girls are not weak and petite, we do not drive terribly, if we wear same outfits then it's actually cool and we might end up being friends, we are NOT YOUR FREAKING SLAVES, we aren't dumb, periods are so much worse then y'all think, and I only have 3 pairs of shoes that I wear on a daily basis. I need to find this subreddit immediately.
I wish at some point some men would stop thinking this way or at least stop voicing it out loud. These men clearly don't understand women and that's probably why they have so many problems with women. Women can be anything, do anything, and are more complex than some men know. My mother is a fine example of this. When I was growing up she was a wife, a mother, a student, and a worker all at the same time.
This is honestly frightening. There's so much out there that chases and terrifies women every day. I wish there was a way that you could forward these on to their mothers to be like "Sorry, ma'am but this one's not done yet."
Some of these are harmless observational humor, but others are bizarre and lewd.
Even though we unfortunately saw a lot of brainless morons today, I just want to say that a lot of men aren't like this. Yes, there is a portion that are the absolute scum of society but some women are also included in that category. I also feel that maybe a couple on here were posted by trolls or as jokes.
My favorite was the guy mansplaining periods in the comments section of a post that included mansplaining. That was awesome. I had to show my husband.
Ok ew. I got halfway through this and then stopped reading it. I feel really gross - there are some incredible f***ed up guys with warped and, quite frankly, scary views on women. It's simple - we're just trying to live our lives, just like men. We're not playing games, we're not vixens out to destroy you - GET HELP. Please.
I don't see any men and women fighting in the comments, but go off I guess
Load More Replies...It isn't man hate. It is only about a sub-section of boys/men who have ideas that are laughable/dangerous/out of the dark ages. If you are nothing likes these men then you shouldn't be offended.
Load More Replies...