45 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work

I love the reply to it!

How can someone think that? Every organ would stay perfectly put, but a uterus would come flying out? WHY?

A "like" for the female replies.

I wish, that would be a dream come true. Can I also cancel the menopause.

Please tell me there's not actually people who believe this

Seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the f**k is wrong with people? It's NEVER the victim's fault

A virgin who has no clue what to do in bed vs. an experienced woman. Let's guess which wedding night will be more exciting.

Brilliant!

I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.

The only time I celebrate a period is knowing I am not pregnant.

if that were the case, there would be like...5 people on the planet

You're never too pretty to do anything

They look like such a cute family though!

So that is why I can't iron, I was born a man. Guess no one decided to tell me so.

Wait, what. Is this guy serious?

Does... does this guy enjoy having his privates prodded with cold metal objects by a female gynecologist while his wife is off watching a Chippendale show?

Isn't this basically the history of medical science

It's kinda the same kind of belief as guys being expected to start having sex as teens but girls are supposed keep their legs closed until marriage. So who are guys supposed to be having sex with then?

There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.

This is why I would never want to propose to someone in public

"I had cameras and everything" Well, that changes everything... No

This is why you don't propose to someone unless you have had enough conversations to know that they want the same thing as you do.

Public proposals are awkward and cringey. Any guy who makes one deserves to get publicly shot down.

As someone whose english is a second language, I find it annoying that sometimes I have a hard time understanding what americans write. They don't teach this in english schools.

Happened at an Astros game once. Now they refuse to show proposals on the big screen.

anyone else really want to see the video???

I detest public proposals.

But seriously, how could he NOT know?!! That's just dumb or he is so in denial

Where does this strange habit of proposing in public come from and why? It's such a magical moment in one's life that it shouldn't be done in public. What ever Happened with the notion of intimate moments?

I agree this guy's an idiot

My dad didn't propose to my mom. They had been together for a while and just decided that they wanted to get married. As of August 17th of this year they have been married for 40 years. Also, just because she said doesn't mean that she is cheating. It means she is not ready.

Nam Myoho Renge Kyo, chant for the right people in your life.

This is why the proposal should be a surprise but the engagement is not.

What BS. No one has 10 best friends.

Apparently I am severely missing out on all the sex I should be having

It completely blows my mind how stupid people are. What ever happened to gender equality? Women have the right to do whatever the f**k they want. There's nothing a man can do about that. So they can go suck it.

Not probably, certainly!

Does this man know movies don't equal reality?

Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.

So by hat logic tattoed men are all gay men who enjoy having sharp objects jammed up their butt, yes?

God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*

What? Where my 1000 men ?!

These driving jokes are the worst!

I've rarely seen two women accidentally wear the same outfit and if they have, they've usually been excited about it and taken selfies together. I don't understand why movies portray women as catty bitches if they happen to wear the same clothes

But why does he want pictures of them, then? :O ;) Idiot..

Do hormones affect some women's emotionality during PMS? Yes. Does that give any guy right to invalidate their feelings? No.

Some people need to have their brains examined.

This man is just.... I mean just for people who never heard of him, lately he got himself in trouble because he wrote a "autobiographic" book pretending his father was beating him up when he was a child. The father and the whole family answered that the only times the father hit him it was because he tried to throw his brother through a window.... Plus his antisemitic drawings and texts went public few weeks ago.

Here's a tweak, why don't you just go and punch yourself in the d**k.

but...I like the crunch