There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.

More info: r/NotHowGirlsWork

#1

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

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Kaisu
Community Member
11 months ago

I love the reply to it!

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#2

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

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Demi Zwaan
Community Member
11 months ago

How can someone think that? Every organ would stay perfectly put, but a uterus would come flying out? WHY?

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#3

Periods

Periods

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Isabel Betancourt
Community Member
11 months ago

A "like" for the female replies.

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#4

If Only It Was That Easy

If Only It Was That Easy

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Foxxy
Community Member
11 months ago (edited)

I wish, that would be a dream come true. Can I also cancel the menopause.

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#5

Thank You Tumblr

Thank You Tumblr

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Kaisu
Community Member
11 months ago

Please tell me there's not actually people who believe this

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#6

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

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Pittsburgh rare
Community Member
11 months ago

Seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the fuck is wrong with people? It's NEVER the victim's fault

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#7

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
11 months ago

A virgin who has no clue what to do in bed vs. an experienced woman. Let's guess which wedding night will be more exciting.

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#8

May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?

May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?

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SashaAlexandra
Community Member
11 months ago

Brilliant!

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#9

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

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Carol Emory
Community Member
11 months ago

I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.

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#10

Let’s Go Girls

Let’s Go Girls

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Foxxy
Community Member
11 months ago

The only time I celebrate a period is knowing I am not pregnant.

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#11

Posted This On R/Historymemes

Posted This On R/Historymemes

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Sonya Jersey
Community Member
11 months ago

if that were the case, there would be like...5 people on the planet

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#12

Bet They Like It

Bet They Like It

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Kaisu
Community Member
11 months ago

You're never too pretty to do anything

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#13

This Post

This Post

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Kaisu
Community Member
11 months ago

They look like such a cute family though!

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#14

Hmmm Yes Ironing

Hmmm Yes Ironing

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Foxxy
Community Member
11 months ago

So that is why I can't iron, I was born a man. Guess no one decided to tell me so.

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#15

Not How Lesbians Work

Not How Lesbians Work

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Foxxy
Community Member
11 months ago

Wait, what. Is this guy serious?

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#16

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
11 months ago

Does... does this guy enjoy having his privates prodded with cold metal objects by a female gynecologist while his wife is off watching a Chippendale show?

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#17

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

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Kaisu
Community Member
11 months ago

Isn't this basically the history of medical science

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#18

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

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Kaisu
Community Member
11 months ago

It's kinda the same kind of belief as guys being expected to start having sex as teens but girls are supposed keep their legs closed until marriage. So who are guys supposed to be having sex with then?

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#19

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

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Andreas Rasmussen
Community Member
11 months ago (edited)

There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.

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#20

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

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Kaisu
Community Member
11 months ago

This is why I would never want to propose to someone in public

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#21

Found In My Facebook Memories

Found In My Facebook Memories

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Mangoes'nRum
Community Member
11 months ago

What BS. No one has 10 best friends.

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#22

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

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Sally Appleton
Community Member
11 months ago

Apparently I am severely missing out on all the sex I should be having

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#23

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

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LoveWinz
Community Member
11 months ago

It completely blows my mind how stupid people are. What ever happened to gender equality? Women have the right to do whatever the fuck they want. There's nothing a man can do about that. So they can go suck it.

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#24

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

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Nea
Community Member
11 months ago

Not probably, certainly!

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#25

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

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Kaisu
Community Member
11 months ago

Does this man know movies don't equal reality?

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#26

Yeahhh Right

Yeahhh Right

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
11 months ago

Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.

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#27

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
11 months ago

So by hat logic tattoed men are all gay men who enjoy having sharp objects jammed up their butt, yes?

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#28

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

Thrash_Tanks Report

Mica Fiverline
Community Member
11 months ago

God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*

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#29

Did You Know?

Did You Know?

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Nini Meow
Community Member
11 months ago

What? Where my 1000 men ?!

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#30

Saw On R/Memes

Saw On R/Memes

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Nea
Community Member
11 months ago

These driving jokes are the worst!

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#31

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

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Kaisu
Community Member
11 months ago

I've rarely seen two women accidentally wear the same outfit and if they have, they've usually been excited about it and taken selfies together. I don't understand why movies portray women as catty bitches if they happen to wear the same clothes

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#32

Not How Feminism Works

Not How Feminism Works

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Kwj
Community Member
11 months ago

But why does he want pictures of them, then? :O ;) Idiot..

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#33

Still Not It

Still Not It

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Kaisu
Community Member
11 months ago

Do hormones affect some women's emotionality during PMS? Yes. Does that give any guy right to invalidate their feelings? No.

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#34

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
11 months ago

Some people need to have their brains examined.

Ola Polowczyk
Community Member
11 months ago

Some people need to have brains

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Kaisu
Community Member
11 months ago

I would rather die than put my mouth anywhere near someone's feet, and I would rather die than apologise to a cheating bastard

backatya
Community Member
11 months ago

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Actually some people find it erotic. It's call foot fetish.

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Leo Domitrix
Community Member
11 months ago

If a man cheats, a woman needs to step on his foot on her way out the door...

backatya
Community Member
11 months ago

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Same when a woman cheats and shouldn't get half of his money

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
11 months ago

I think I' going to throw up before I finish scrolling this trend

Daniella Beirne
Community Member
11 months ago

What the fuckedy fuck?!

Tara
Community Member
11 months ago

This one actually made me feel ill

Iris Engler
Community Member
11 months ago

Just wow... if I would go to my knees in such a situation then at most to give that douchebag a headbang in his balls

Dream Wolf
Community Member
11 months ago

When a egotistical self centred man child cheats...why do we have to apologise for your mess? Seriously. Oh dear. Someone needs a good scrub in the brain, and a slap. Who do they think they are, such entitlement.

Valerie Lessard
Community Member
11 months ago

this made me fucking vomit. Apologise to a cheater? No, I'd apologise to my fist for having to touch him after knocking him out.

backatya
Community Member
11 months ago

see you in jail oh you say it's ok for women to hit men. Nah it's against the law

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Foxxy
Community Member
11 months ago

Blurgh, that will never happen. I should have my feet kissed seeing as I am the better person for not cheating. but I will pass on that. Lips touching feet gah, yuck, nopety nope.

Klaudiia Sherbatzky
Community Member
11 months ago

LMAOOOOOOOOOO hahahahaha omg I never never heard something stupid like this!! when you would cheat on me I would spit in your face say thank you and goodybe

A B C
Community Member
11 months ago

What the...? Yeah, right, it's her fault. But hey, at least she was good enough so he didn't assault someone. D'uh!

Erika Jones
Community Member
11 months ago

Wow, this is worst one yet. After my (now-ex) husband cheated on me, I remember an older female relative asked me if I felt humiliated. I was surprised by the question. Why would I feel humiliated by HIS bad actions? Incomprehensible.

AzKhaleesi
Community Member
11 months ago

Oh that's nothing when I called my ex husbands mom she said (and I quote) "so what it's just sex, you love eachother, get over it." I was speechless I laughed and told her "Wow, and yet your husband cheated and LEFT you to start another family.... so that's why (ex) thinks he's so entitled, YOU enabled ALL of his shitty choices. Nah, you can have his sorry ass back. Thanks for raising a douche."

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Alex Call
Community Member
11 months ago

An entitled pig's wet dream.

CR82
Community Member
11 months ago

When a man cheats he should kiss your feet and beg you not to shank him

European other
Community Member
11 months ago

Unlikely

darubyprincess
Community Member
11 months ago

when a man cheats, a woman should throw that man out of the house/window

Izsabelle Norby
Community Member
11 months ago

B**ch you got me F**ked up.... you can suck my imaginary left nut that has dropped unlike yours.

Master Markus
Community Member
11 months ago

It's not her fault, betch.

Katinka Min
Community Member
11 months ago

This is the average religious cult teachings: Men are half-gods, women slaves. What I'm wondering is where the f*ck this picture came from??

Sarah Kate Lamming
Community Member
11 months ago

This makes me so angry. Why is it the woman's fault! Perfection is unobtainable, so this is saying men are allowed to cheat because a woman can't be perfect! This is crazy!

Gabrielle Causey
Community Member
11 months ago

Oooh, out of all of them, this one makes me the angriest.

AzKhaleesi
Community Member
11 months ago

Orrrrr we would throw their shit on the front lawn and if you're LUCKY it won't be on fire when you come to get it. My personal favorite is to call the girl because you cheaters are retarded and think we won't find out and tell HER congratulations he is now YOUR problem, you wanna help wreck a relationship you now have full ownership rights. It's great when they're excited until they deal with the *real him and figure it out within a couple months. lol

Suzi Gauthier
Community Member
11 months ago

Awww, he's sharing his fantasy of they way he wanted his last relationship to go.

Jon S.
Community Member
11 months ago

Surely this was made just to troll right thinking people?

StormsTempest
Community Member
11 months ago

Uh no we wouldn't buddy. Get your head out of your ass.

Lucas
Community Member
11 months ago

He needs to leave it there - probably the only sexual excitement he'll ever get again.

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Bonnie Blue Bird
Community Member
11 months ago

WTF!

Jo Choto
Community Member
11 months ago

What the hell is this? An ad?

Nea
Community Member
11 months ago

Dream on

Animal lover❤
Community Member
4 months ago

Whoever made this is terrible

Jo Choto
Community Member
8 months ago

I can't imagine what must be going through the mind of the person that wrote this, but it must be a really, really tiny mind.

Malia Jeffers
Community Member
9 months ago

This has made me officially lose hope in the future of the world. I’m afraid the sun will run away just from the inherent stupidity of men. (Joke, fyi.)

Living_Shadow
Community Member
9 months ago

Yes I will kiss his motherfucking feet for treating me like disposable trash good idea

Lily Dennard
Community Member
9 months ago

And when a man cheats all women get to pull all their toenails off and then burn them. Who's with me!

Elizabeth Dunlop
Community Member
9 months ago

Yep because that is how you ensure you stay with a shitty and dominant man FOREVER

Kevin Yu
Community Member
9 months ago

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Tara B.
Community Member
11 months ago

Omg. This one makes me want to set shit on fire. ><

Danielle Renee
Community Member
11 months ago

another incel that's never had a date

Fiona Toms-Yarnton
Community Member
11 months ago

And while you're there, lassie, bite his feet in half, so he can't follow when you walk away from that shitbag.

Octavia Hansen
Community Member
11 months ago

Guys with these thoughts so richly deserve the social disease they have earned!

Loretta
Community Member
11 months ago

Apparently I'm not anywhere near to a real woman.

porcupine
Community Member
11 months ago

The same feet he shoves in my face and has a good laugh over because they’re a health hazard? Are there formal “kissing feet?”

Imma Ulfdotter
Community Member
11 months ago

I see myself as a real woman, and I wouldn't do that. Hell no! I would, in fact put a pencil up in the dick of that bastard. Like, when I'm on my knees and he maybe think I'm going to kiss he's feet, and then "boom! you didn't see that coming!?" 😂

-Møøn-
Community Member
11 months ago

What era does this person live in

Brandy Grote
Community Member
11 months ago

*dog head tilt*

Leesa DeAndrea
Community Member
11 months ago

Nobody is perfect.

NØES Nilüfer
Community Member
11 months ago

Exactly! Kisses....of hot boiling oil

Felicia Dale
Community Member
11 months ago

NO.

Id row
Community Member
11 months ago

Are they grabbing these off of incel sites or something? This is too much, I'm out.

Amy Pattie
Community Member
11 months ago

I vomited inside.

CultOfBambi
Community Member
11 months ago

Bwahahahahahahahahahaahaha!

Toni Carroll
Community Member
11 months ago

When a man cheats, a real woman would go on her knees, grabs a baseball bat and whacks his balls up to his neck

Sassy Angel
Community Member
11 months ago

men who think that are gonna go cheat just to get knocked upside their heads.

Kelly Hartle
Community Member
11 months ago

Yeah, a real STUPID woman.

Avital Pilpel
Community Member
11 months ago

You're missing the point. Since they're never going to have sex anyway, incels figured out they might as well NOT have sex with submissive supermodels than NOT have sex with actual women.

Jessany Trotter
Community Member
11 months ago

OH FUCK OFF

Emily Attfield
Community Member
11 months ago

Ok... I’m sorry, but what? WTF?!!!

Isabella kratosisy
Community Member
11 months ago

Incel spotted.

Rubee Tubesteak
Community Member
11 months ago

Raise your hand if you'll never be a "real woman".

Heidi Matsumoto
Community Member
11 months ago

When a man cheats, he must run for his life.

deanna woods
Community Member
11 months ago

I am not kissing a man's feet because he can't keep his junk in his pants.

hungergames
Community Member
11 months ago

what brain the person who made this obviously didn't have one

♥Kitty♥
Community Member
11 months ago

I would stab his feet, idk about kissing them though...

Sophia Rowles
Community Member
11 months ago

Some people need to learn how to live in the 21st century not the 1800s

Suzanne Dunne
Community Member
11 months ago

WTFF!!!

Cindy Snow
Community Member
11 months ago

Hahaha Excuse me Hahaha snort

Kathy Baylis
Community Member
11 months ago

However, a real man would have enough self control to not cheat in the first place.

Iapetos
Community Member
11 months ago

WTF some people, like this poster, just need to be bullied a little.

SAF saf
Community Member
11 months ago

Why are Rockport shoes the image for this asinine meme?

Jolene Jolene
Community Member
11 months ago

All these macho memes make me picture the guys who make them as 30+ year old virgins who live in their moms basement and hence can't be sexist.

Lenka Smetanová
Community Member
11 months ago

If my imaginary man cheated on me, I will just leave him. He dont deserve me

Aisha Charnock
Community Member
11 months ago

So, women are to treat their men like they are Jesus?! 😂 (For those who don't know, women who worshipped Jesus were allowed to wash his feet and kiss them, it was considered an honour too)

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#35

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
11 months ago

This man is just.... I mean just for people who never heard of him, lately he got himself in trouble because he wrote a "autobiographic" book pretending his father was beating him up when he was a child. The father and the whole family answered that the only times the father hit him it was because he tried to throw his brother through a window.... Plus his antisemitic drawings and texts went public few weeks ago.

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#36

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

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Foxxy
Community Member
11 months ago

Here's a tweak, why don't you just go and punch yourself in the dick.

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#37

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

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Monday
Community Member
11 months ago

but...I like the crunch

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#38

"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"

"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"

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Sally Appleton
Community Member
11 months ago

That girl looks hot as fuck though

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#39

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

TheReelBatgirl Report

Kwj
Community Member
11 months ago

Just.. What?? How is someone like this, able to walk and breathe at the same time.. What an idiot

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#40

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

anonyssl Report

A B C
Community Member
11 months ago

"Were you born backwards?" gotta remember that one.

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#41

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

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Nea
Community Member
11 months ago

Want to tell everybody again- your inability to understand feminism is not an argument against it. Please

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#42

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

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Kaisu
Community Member
11 months ago

Even if this was true (it's not), you could easily adopt later after your career. Also, not all women want children? My eggs can go die for all I care

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#43

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

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Belinda Matson
Community Member
11 months ago

oh come on, stop limiting women, I can be both!

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#44

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

Sonoma_Cyclist Report

Belinda Matson
Community Member
11 months ago

Yep, I go through almost every isle, grabbing groceries from both sides of the isle, cause somebody didn't put my trolley full of the weekly groceries, ready to go, in one spot for me. Obviously the smarter than me man in this scenario lives off of one food source only, clever guy, is it noodles? Mac n cheese? must ask for his secret.

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#45

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

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Sally Appleton
Community Member
11 months ago

Okay firstly, vans are a terrible choice for the gym. They offer completely inadequate support and if you wear them to work out because "hurr I'm a man and I only need one pair of shoes" you're going to mess up your back and your knees.

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