There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.
More info: r/NotHowGirlsWork
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Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style
Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive
How can someone think that? Every organ would stay perfectly put, but a uterus would come flying out? WHY?
Periods
If Only It Was That Easy
Thank You Tumblr
Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem
Seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the f**k is wrong with people? It's NEVER the victim's fault
Hope My Credit Gets Approved
A virgin who has no clue what to do in bed vs. an experienced woman. Let's guess which wedding night will be more exciting.
May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?
Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help
I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.
Let’s Go Girls
Posted This On R/Historymemes
Bet They Like It
This Post
Hmmm Yes Ironing
Not How Lesbians Work
If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub
Does... does this guy enjoy having his privates prodded with cold metal objects by a female gynecologist while his wife is off watching a Chippendale show?
They Think Women Are Basically Automatons
He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You
Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work
There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.
If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?
Found In My Facebook Memories
The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week
Apparently I am severely missing out on all the sex I should be having
My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea
Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work
Women Are All Living In A Romcom
Yeahhh Right
Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.
Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes
So by hat logic tattoed men are all gay men who enjoy having sharp objects jammed up their butt, yes?
Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???
God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*
Did You Know?
I know! Was I supposed to respond to a survey or something?
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It's like these guys can't do the basic maths required to understand that these 1000 fantasy men would then also have had lots of sex...
I am a man and still waiting for all these women... :-)
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72 virgins, eh? It's fun for a while, and then you're stuck with a wife and 71 ex-girlfriends. For all eternity. Some paradise.
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Sorry, but at best we're only good for 20% off at Subway, at worst we're completely worthless.
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Just means you have a lot of catching up to do...good luck.
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Well damm.... I got 2 years and 1 month to find a 1000 men to bang.
I think if you are looking into sex worker territory, maybe. If you'd work every second day of the year with just one customer each day, that's achievable in under seven years. Other than that, you'd need to hook up with a random guy about every three days for ten years, if you start by age twenty, not accounting for likely period-induced pauses, if you hook up with randos. I think there are few women constantly that busy. I think I would have needed to retire on my birthday if I had had such a busy sex life until I turned 30.
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Does anybody know the currancy on Men these days? I want a refund on 991 of mine.
Again, I'm finding that my sex life is nowhere near as great as I thought
okay, if she starts at 18, thats 12 years. (please excuse rounding errors) 12 years in 730.48 days (731 with a leap year) If she has sex with 100 men, thats 1 man every 0.73 days, that equates to 1 man every 0.73 days at that maximum in between each partner and that equates to 1 man every 17.52 hours. (17 hours, 31 minutes and 11 seconds to be precise) I'm no expert but I highly doubt someone could manage a new partner, and engage in sexual intercourse EVERY 17.5 HOURS FOR 18 YEARS STRAIGHT
Darn it, looks like I have a lot of banging to do. So many men and so little time left!
How...what...Sorry, not all of us are your mom :/ Who actually thinks this is true
Ah, Incel logic. Every girl who rejects me is a s**t + appx. amount of times rejected x number of times cried yesterday / Stacey = The average woman has had sex with over 1000 different men before 30, and none of them were me.
So mathematically she will have to have sex with a different man every 4 days in average if we assume she is doing it legally since she turned 18 until she turns 30. Wow, I'm pretty convinced every woman lives like that.
I did the same math. No time off for sickness, holidays or periods!
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'Average' is the only way this could be remotely achieved - as long as somewhere out there is an island of several thousand ladies with the stamina of a GOD who are capable of having sex with ten or so people a day. Then that would, averaged out, make up for the rest of us!
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Average number of sex-parters in a lifetime for women - 7. Average number of sex-partners in a lifetime for men - 8. Women don't have sex with everyone we smile at, smiling is just a polite thing to do.
Oh my goodness. I'm such a failure to womankind!!! I only had sex with one before I turned 30: my husband. And that's still the case. F**k the men who think they can use falsehoods like this to mistreat us!
ow damn, I've still got 999 men to go and I only have 4 more years to accomplish :o
Damn, where are the rest of mine? I'm missing about 990 men in my life. Drats!!
In what universe does this happen? What a crock...check your sources before you post c**p like this...
A quick poll of my closet 8 female friends says otherwise. Most of us are in our 40's & 50's and could still count on less than 2 hands the number of sexual partners we'd had by the time we reached 30. I think men make this s**t up to give themselves hope. Sorry buddy, if you look like a bridge troll no amount of padding the numbers is going help you.
damn, i am way behind... better get out there and get at it! LOL
I am nearly 40, and need to catch up 999 to catch up with people ten years behind me
OMG im 40 and wayyyy behind...lol If a girl is sexually active since 16 that's about 72 men per year.
Maybe 1000 times but 1000 different men? BTW, That third guy in line? One of these things is not like the others.
So, lets say an average woman starts having sex at around 18, till 30 we have 12 years of active sexual life, 4380 days plus 3-4 days having in mind the leap years....soooo it comes like to average one new man per 4.38 days, means 3 new men per 2 weeks. wow that is one hell of a job!!!
What kind of incel-bullcr**p is that?! I had 5... 5 men... And the last one is soon to be my husband...
Even my most sexually active female friends likely had less than 100
It'll be less than 4yrs before I turn 30. I need to hurry up to meet all of those 1000 men.
Oh... Great. Im 25 and still 999 left... For 2 years I tried to won back my stupid ex, while I rather should fulfill the quotas!!! 😂😂😂
I mean, if you can find the time and the energy for all those men, kudos to you- I'm not really that into sausage
I'm still able to count mine on one hand lol. I'm sure there many more like me.
That sounds exhausting, uncomfortable, and a health hazard the majority of women are happy to avoid.
Wow, there's some next level stupid for you..... meanwhile (among women), it's generally agreed that if you've even hit 30 by 30 you're somewhat of hoe, lol.
So, about 3000 seconds out of our lives. I always thought I was more of a serial monogamist. Now I know why I didn’t notice those other 990 men.
yeeeah, I'd like to see sample they used for that stats, lol. Maybe they should make it larger than the nearest red light district... ?
Oh damn! I am way way behind schedule. I really need to catch up and I have not even reached 50
So... Let's say you start having sex at 16, then you'd have to have sex with 1.4 different people each week. Non stop. Fieuw. Ain't nobody got time for that.
And that's the _average_. That means that for every lesbian, every ace woman, every woman too occupied with getting an advanced degree or furthering her career or devoting herself to nunhood or world travel or whatever to have very much sex if any at all, and women who are unattractive, or socially anxious, or heavily introverted, and unlikely to attract more than a few male sexual partners if any - that's not an insubstantial number of women for whom the figure must be somewhere under 10 male sexual partners by 30, or even zero (my own figure, I admit, is one male and two female lovers, but that's quite enough for my own needs and wants). Someone out there - lots of someones- on the opposite end of the spectrum would be having to have massive orgies on a near-constant basis in order to make that even close to the "average" figure. Even the most energetic and ambitious sex worker would be overwhelmed and exhausted.
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Well close.... most men have multiple personalities, so one could equal 3 lol. (KIDDING MEN just wanted to show how ridiculous this was)
Again, I finding my sex life is nowhere as great as I thought...
I guess I lost this race. BTW, does someone REALLY believes this?
I highly doubt even Amanda Holden (the woman in the photo taken from an advert for yoghurt!) has reached this number, like I would guess a good 99% of woman!
Someone should have probably told us then....I mean, aim high, right?
I too sit in a pool chair next to a bowl of yogurts, biting my sunglasses while 9 men stand in a line looking at me.
WTF?! But on the other hand we have incels, who claim no woman wants sex with them. I'm sure a woman that has had 1000 men before 30 would bang an incel, no questions ask. But wait, maybe THOSE WOMEN DON'T EXIST?
But imagine how MEAN women are if they shag a thousand men but NOT the poster! Don't destroy his imaginary reason to hate on us, he wouldn't have anything left.
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Thank you for making the rest of us work even harder to compensate for your decision. ;)
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Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl
Not How Feminism Works
Still Not It
Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho
On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!
This man is just.... I mean just for people who never heard of him, lately he got himself in trouble because he wrote a "autobiographic" book pretending his father was beating him up when he was a child. The father and the whole family answered that the only times the father hit him it was because he tried to throw his brother through a window.... Plus his antisemitic drawings and texts went public few weeks ago.
We’ve Been Found Out Ladies
It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!
"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"
Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing
I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh
Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face
Eggs Die At 30, Ladies
A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...
Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype
Yep, I go through almost every isle, grabbing groceries from both sides of the isle, cause somebody didn't put my trolley full of the weekly groceries, ready to go, in one spot for me. Obviously the smarter than me man in this scenario lives off of one food source only, clever guy, is it noodles? Mac n cheese? must ask for his secret.
My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes
Okay firstly, vans are a terrible choice for the gym. They offer completely inadequate support and if you wear them to work out because "hurr I'm a man and I only need one pair of shoes" you're going to mess up your back and your knees.
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I am so grateful to have normal, happy, healthy, friendly, open-minded men in my life who treat me and all women like human beings.
Ah thanks. After all this BS I felt a little lost and lonely. Nice to see there are still others out there who aren't stuck in Neandertal.
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I am a male who tries hard to be as far away from this dangerous, life denying, choking idiocy as possible. I hope there are plenty of us out there.
As a male, i apologise for this biggotry , seems a shi* ton of peole are still stuck in 1568 year...
Some of those religious and incel groups are truly scary. More cute panda pictures, less crazy people on Boredpanda please!
I'm truly puzzled by a misogynist participating in this sub.
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In my preteen and teen years I used to hold some very misogynistic views similar to these. I'm glad that with a lot of discussion, education, and trying to learn from my mistakes that I have grown out of it. The incel community scares me. Men need to try to look at things from womens' perspectives. Studying history and going to higher education helps. We all need more empathy.
Where the f**k do these men come from? The stupidity, arrogance, ignorance, sexism, homophobia, misogyny, racism, delusion, on display in these posts had my jaw on the floor. Absolutely appalling. I need to scrub my brain clean of this garbage and go hug my amazing, beautiful, sweet, kind, brilliant, funny, strong, loving, wonderful wife.
Careful there, wouldn't want to accidentally have an original thought.
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Go ahead and make a list. I’m open to learning something
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I'm confused about the downvoting patterns in here was it just some bored trolls or what like why is everyone getting randomly downvoted
*gets downvoted for asking why people are being downvoted*
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Got 15 in and couldn't anymore... I'm so tired of being regularly embarrassed by my gender...
Don't be. Women are not a hive mind but neither are men. There are awesome and wonderful guys, and thankfully I happen to know a lot. There are good people and horrible people, there are good women and men and there are horrible women and men. It's not our gender dictating our personality. Otherwise we could be ashamed all the time :)
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Some people are complete idiots. I feel sad that people who are misogynistic still exist in today's day and age.
there are some of these that are hilarious and others that make me think "why weren't you hit with a frying pan (tangled style)?" (I'm not that violent...but still)
Actually, some people who said/posted these were hit in the head with a frying pan and never recovered.
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Fortunately these types of men aren't common place. Hopefully these ones don't procreate.
This just makes me re-consider the desire for any man. "Men are like a box of chocolates. You never know what nut is in there".
I just wish i ran into people who say these things. I'd like to see the natural environment, TBH. I've never experienced or witnessed anything like it and i've been looking for reasons to let out a little stress. Punching an idiot in the face might help. LOL
As a male this makes me feel ashamed, it's really embarrassing. I apologize in the name of these bunch of idiots.
Don't feel ashamed! We know not all the men are like this and we don't assume the rest of the men have to take responsibility for the way the others act!
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You really don't have to wear those high-heeled shoes. It is just matter of choice on being comfy or being cool/fashionista.
Heels are comfortable in summer because it's too hot to wear thicker shoes.
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I also always like the typical "i don't stand up for pregnant woman, because she should have f*cked a guy with a car" or " you aren't special because you let someone bust a nut in you" 🤦♀️
You're all missing the real reason for these posts. They're from incels who cannot get a girlfriend to save their lives, so they figured they might as well NOT have a submissive supermodel housewife virgin girlfriend, than NOT have any actual female person as their girlfriend. BTW I probably speak for most men in saying I am certain *actually* having a submissive supermodel housewife girlfriend, if such a person existed, would be very boring.
Now I half understand why feminism was invented. A few points to make: girls are not weak and petite, we do not drive terribly, if we wear same outfits then it's actually cool and we might end up being friends, we are NOT YOUR FREAKING SLAVES, we aren't dumb, periods are so much worse then y'all think, and I only have 3 pairs of shoes that I wear on a daily basis. I need to find this subreddit immediately.
I wish at some point some men would stop thinking this way or at least stop voicing it out loud. These men clearly don't understand women and that's probably why they have so many problems with women. Women can be anything, do anything, and are more complex than some men know. My mother is a fine example of this. When I was growing up she was a wife, a mother, a student, and a worker all at the same time.
This is honestly frightening. There's so much out there that chases and terrifies women every day. I wish there was a way that you could forward these on to their mothers to be like "Sorry, ma'am but this one's not done yet."
Some of these are harmless observational humor, but others are bizarre and lewd.
Even though we unfortunately saw a lot of brainless morons today, I just want to say that a lot of men aren't like this. Yes, there is a portion that are the absolute scum of society but some women are also included in that category. I also feel that maybe a couple on here were posted by trolls or as jokes.
My favorite was the guy mansplaining periods in the comments section of a post that included mansplaining. That was awesome. I had to show my husband.
Ok ew. I got halfway through this and then stopped reading it. I feel really gross - there are some incredible f***ed up guys with warped and, quite frankly, scary views on women. It's simple - we're just trying to live our lives, just like men. We're not playing games, we're not vixens out to destroy you - GET HELP. Please.
I don't see any men and women fighting in the comments, but go off I guess
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It isn't man hate. It is only about a sub-section of boys/men who have ideas that are laughable/dangerous/out of the dark ages. If you are nothing likes these men then you shouldn't be offended.
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I am so grateful to have normal, happy, healthy, friendly, open-minded men in my life who treat me and all women like human beings.
Ah thanks. After all this BS I felt a little lost and lonely. Nice to see there are still others out there who aren't stuck in Neandertal.
Load More Replies... I am a male who tries hard to be as far away from this dangerous, life denying, choking idiocy as possible. I hope there are plenty of us out there.
As a male, i apologise for this biggotry , seems a shi* ton of peole are still stuck in 1568 year...
Some of those religious and incel groups are truly scary. More cute panda pictures, less crazy people on Boredpanda please!
I'm truly puzzled by a misogynist participating in this sub.
Load More Replies... In my preteen and teen years I used to hold some very misogynistic views similar to these. I'm glad that with a lot of discussion, education, and trying to learn from my mistakes that I have grown out of it. The incel community scares me. Men need to try to look at things from womens' perspectives. Studying history and going to higher education helps. We all need more empathy.
Where the f**k do these men come from? The stupidity, arrogance, ignorance, sexism, homophobia, misogyny, racism, delusion, on display in these posts had my jaw on the floor. Absolutely appalling. I need to scrub my brain clean of this garbage and go hug my amazing, beautiful, sweet, kind, brilliant, funny, strong, loving, wonderful wife.
Careful there, wouldn't want to accidentally have an original thought.
Load More Replies... Go ahead and make a list. I’m open to learning something
Load More Replies... I'm confused about the downvoting patterns in here was it just some bored trolls or what like why is everyone getting randomly downvoted
*gets downvoted for asking why people are being downvoted*
Load More Replies... Got 15 in and couldn't anymore... I'm so tired of being regularly embarrassed by my gender...
Don't be. Women are not a hive mind but neither are men. There are awesome and wonderful guys, and thankfully I happen to know a lot. There are good people and horrible people, there are good women and men and there are horrible women and men. It's not our gender dictating our personality. Otherwise we could be ashamed all the time :)
Load More Replies... Some people are complete idiots. I feel sad that people who are misogynistic still exist in today's day and age.
there are some of these that are hilarious and others that make me think "why weren't you hit with a frying pan (tangled style)?" (I'm not that violent...but still)
Actually, some people who said/posted these were hit in the head with a frying pan and never recovered.
Load More Replies... Fortunately these types of men aren't common place. Hopefully these ones don't procreate.
This just makes me re-consider the desire for any man. "Men are like a box of chocolates. You never know what nut is in there".
I just wish i ran into people who say these things. I'd like to see the natural environment, TBH. I've never experienced or witnessed anything like it and i've been looking for reasons to let out a little stress. Punching an idiot in the face might help. LOL
As a male this makes me feel ashamed, it's really embarrassing. I apologize in the name of these bunch of idiots.
Don't feel ashamed! We know not all the men are like this and we don't assume the rest of the men have to take responsibility for the way the others act!
Load More Replies... You really don't have to wear those high-heeled shoes. It is just matter of choice on being comfy or being cool/fashionista.
Heels are comfortable in summer because it's too hot to wear thicker shoes.
Load More Replies... I also always like the typical "i don't stand up for pregnant woman, because she should have f*cked a guy with a car" or " you aren't special because you let someone bust a nut in you" 🤦♀️
You're all missing the real reason for these posts. They're from incels who cannot get a girlfriend to save their lives, so they figured they might as well NOT have a submissive supermodel housewife virgin girlfriend, than NOT have any actual female person as their girlfriend. BTW I probably speak for most men in saying I am certain *actually* having a submissive supermodel housewife girlfriend, if such a person existed, would be very boring.
Now I half understand why feminism was invented. A few points to make: girls are not weak and petite, we do not drive terribly, if we wear same outfits then it's actually cool and we might end up being friends, we are NOT YOUR FREAKING SLAVES, we aren't dumb, periods are so much worse then y'all think, and I only have 3 pairs of shoes that I wear on a daily basis. I need to find this subreddit immediately.
I wish at some point some men would stop thinking this way or at least stop voicing it out loud. These men clearly don't understand women and that's probably why they have so many problems with women. Women can be anything, do anything, and are more complex than some men know. My mother is a fine example of this. When I was growing up she was a wife, a mother, a student, and a worker all at the same time.
This is honestly frightening. There's so much out there that chases and terrifies women every day. I wish there was a way that you could forward these on to their mothers to be like "Sorry, ma'am but this one's not done yet."
Some of these are harmless observational humor, but others are bizarre and lewd.
Even though we unfortunately saw a lot of brainless morons today, I just want to say that a lot of men aren't like this. Yes, there is a portion that are the absolute scum of society but some women are also included in that category. I also feel that maybe a couple on here were posted by trolls or as jokes.
My favorite was the guy mansplaining periods in the comments section of a post that included mansplaining. That was awesome. I had to show my husband.
Ok ew. I got halfway through this and then stopped reading it. I feel really gross - there are some incredible f***ed up guys with warped and, quite frankly, scary views on women. It's simple - we're just trying to live our lives, just like men. We're not playing games, we're not vixens out to destroy you - GET HELP. Please.
I don't see any men and women fighting in the comments, but go off I guess
Load More Replies... It isn't man hate. It is only about a sub-section of boys/men who have ideas that are laughable/dangerous/out of the dark ages. If you are nothing likes these men then you shouldn't be offended.
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