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There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.

More info: r/NotHowGirlsWork

#1

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

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Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

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Demi Zwaan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can someone think that? Every organ would stay perfectly put, but a uterus would come flying out? WHY?

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#4

If Only It Was That Easy

If Only It Was That Easy

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Foxxy
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish, that would be a dream come true. Can I also cancel the menopause.

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#5

Thank You Tumblr

Thank You Tumblr

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#6

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

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Pittsburgh rare
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the f**k is wrong with people? It's NEVER the victim's fault

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#7

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A virgin who has no clue what to do in bed vs. an experienced woman. Let's guess which wedding night will be more exciting.

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#9

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

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Carol Emory
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.

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#10

Let’s Go Girls

Let’s Go Girls

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only time I celebrate a period is knowing I am not pregnant.

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#11

Posted This On R/Historymemes

Posted This On R/Historymemes

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#12

Bet They Like It

Bet They Like It

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#14

Hmmm Yes Ironing

Hmmm Yes Ironing

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So that is why I can't iron, I was born a man. Guess no one decided to tell me so.

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Casey McAlister
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only person who is good at ironing in my family is my dad. Do you think he's hiding something from us?

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Sarcasticow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm beginnig to reconsider my gender, as I've always been bad at ironing

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Bob Beltcher
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I must be a woman then because I ways iron everything including my wife's clothes. Never knew I was a lesbian.

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Marie-Louise Chenois
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can have it shaved surgically actually....+ many have a rather small one and the hormonal treatment tends to make it less noticeable by putting bits of fat around the neck etc

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ADHORTATOR
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I must be a woman.... I am good at ironing and I even like it, I feel like a zen master when I do it :-)

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Avital Pilpel
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seems more like a weird sense of humor on his part in coping with the rather shocking news than actual prejudice.

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Mary Montejo
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does that mean that some men are women because they're good at ironing?

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Analyn Lahr
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am woman who was born a woman and I am not good at ironing. Also, two men who are good at ironing: Felix Unger and Danny Tanner.

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Jo Choto
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can think of something she could have done with that iron.

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Ellen Turner
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate the phrase "born a man" because it implies that the mother gave birth to an adult male, and I think that would be painful

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Stannous Flouride
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That explains why Geritol was primarily marketed to women with "iron-poor" blood.

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Just.a.ravenclaw.witch
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can;t iron. or maybe I can. I DON'T KNOW I'VE NEVER TRIED what does that make me?

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Lena Flising
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No-one is naturally good at ironing. You have to be taught how, to be good at ironing. Most people, men and women, find it rather boring.

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Tina B
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My retired military dad did all the ironing when I was growing up. He was meticulous.

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Avital Pilpel
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sounds like something I could totally say - ironically - which would lose the context in print. But how the hell coud he not know? There are many other differences in the male vs. female body except the genitals.

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Pretty Pangolin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember Billy Tipton? Bandleader who was born biologically female but lived her whole life as a man - I don't think anyone found out until s/he passed away.

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ADMIRAL RMDA
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny we had to iron our own shirts as well as pants in the military and they had to be flawless. To this day, nobody touches my clothes when they need ironing. I iron my own clothes.

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Dee Hunter
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone better tell the guys that run the laundry service next door ...

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Dave P
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What I find more disturbing is she never told him which I find deceptive in a relationship, especially when you are married for 19 years. There are potential medical issues to be aware of post op for the spouse to be aware of, as well as other things. I just feel there was a level of dishonesty here on the part of the wife, husband is dumb, but there are two issues here.

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Rani Johnson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fake. He would have seen wifey nekkid the night of the wedding.

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Jasmine Walker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well that guy wasn't good a detecting a male for years. Which one is worse? I could put my clothes in the dryer to dewrinkle

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Ianthez
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is anyone going to question "Wife of 19" and "2 decades of marriage" ???

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danielw
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

after the first decade, it's okay to round to the nearest decade? unless your talking anniversary shenanigans. then it's important to get the right year... outside that... meh.

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Tegan Frid
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope he is attracted to women and married a woman. She just happens to be trans.

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A) That is funny. B) Wanna find out how he found out.

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backatya
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when one day she forgot in the morning p**s and lifted the toilet seat up and pissed while standing. lol

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#16

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does... does this guy enjoy having his privates prodded with cold metal objects by a female gynecologist while his wife is off watching a Chippendale show?

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#17

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

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He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's kinda the same kind of belief as guys being expected to start having sex as teens but girls are supposed keep their legs closed until marriage. So who are guys supposed to be having sex with then?

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#19

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

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Andreas Rasmussen
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.

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#20

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

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#22

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

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#23

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

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LoveWinz
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It completely blows my mind how stupid people are. What ever happened to gender equality? Women have the right to do whatever the f**k they want. There's nothing a man can do about that. So they can go suck it.

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#24

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

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#25

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

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#26

Yeahhh Right

Yeahhh Right

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.

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#27

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So by hat logic tattoed men are all gay men who enjoy having sharp objects jammed up their butt, yes?

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#28

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

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Mica Fiverline
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*

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#31

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've rarely seen two women accidentally wear the same outfit and if they have, they've usually been excited about it and taken selfies together. I don't understand why movies portray women as catty bitches if they happen to wear the same clothes

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Not How Feminism Works

Not How Feminism Works

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Still Not It

Still Not It

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do hormones affect some women's emotionality during PMS? Yes. Does that give any guy right to invalidate their feelings? No.

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#34

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

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#35

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

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Zenozenobee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This man is just.... I mean just for people who never heard of him, lately he got himself in trouble because he wrote a "autobiographic" book pretending his father was beating him up when he was a child. The father and the whole family answered that the only times the father hit him it was because he tried to throw his brother through a window.... Plus his antisemitic drawings and texts went public few weeks ago.

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We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here's a tweak, why don't you just go and punch yourself in the d**k.

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#37

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

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Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

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Kwj
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just.. What?? How is someone like this, able to walk and breathe at the same time.. What an idiot

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#40

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

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#41

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

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Nea
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Want to tell everybody again- your inability to understand feminism is not an argument against it. Please

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#42

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if this was true (it's not), you could easily adopt later after your career. Also, not all women want children? My eggs can go die for all I care

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#43

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

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#44

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

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Belinda Matson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, I go through almost every isle, grabbing groceries from both sides of the isle, cause somebody didn't put my trolley full of the weekly groceries, ready to go, in one spot for me. Obviously the smarter than me man in this scenario lives off of one food source only, clever guy, is it noodles? Mac n cheese? must ask for his secret.

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#45

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

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Sally Appleton
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay firstly, vans are a terrible choice for the gym. They offer completely inadequate support and if you wear them to work out because "hurr I'm a man and I only need one pair of shoes" you're going to mess up your back and your knees.

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