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There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.

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#1

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

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#2

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

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Demi Zwaan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can someone think that? Every organ would stay perfectly put, but a uterus would come flying out? WHY?

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#4

If Only It Was That Easy

If Only It Was That Easy

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Foxxy
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish, that would be a dream come true. Can I also cancel the menopause.

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#5

Thank You Tumblr

Thank You Tumblr

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#6

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

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Pittsburgh rare
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the f**k is wrong with people? It's NEVER the victim's fault

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#7

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A virgin who has no clue what to do in bed vs. an experienced woman. Let's guess which wedding night will be more exciting.

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#9

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

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Carol Emory
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.

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#10

Let’s Go Girls

Let’s Go Girls

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only time I celebrate a period is knowing I am not pregnant.

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#11

Posted This On R/Historymemes

Posted This On R/Historymemes

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#12

Bet They Like It

Bet They Like It

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#14

Hmmm Yes Ironing

Hmmm Yes Ironing

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So that is why I can't iron, I was born a man. Guess no one decided to tell me so.

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#16

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does... does this guy enjoy having his privates prodded with cold metal objects by a female gynecologist while his wife is off watching a Chippendale show?

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#17

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

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#18

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's kinda the same kind of belief as guys being expected to start having sex as teens but girls are supposed keep their legs closed until marriage. So who are guys supposed to be having sex with then?

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#19

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

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Andreas Rasmussen
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.

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#20

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

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#22

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

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#23

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

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LoveWinz
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It completely blows my mind how stupid people are. What ever happened to gender equality? Women have the right to do whatever the f**k they want. There's nothing a man can do about that. So they can go suck it.

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#24

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

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#25

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

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#26

Yeahhh Right

Yeahhh Right

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.

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#27

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So by hat logic tattoed men are all gay men who enjoy having sharp objects jammed up their butt, yes?

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#28

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

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Mica Fiverline
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*

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#31

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've rarely seen two women accidentally wear the same outfit and if they have, they've usually been excited about it and taken selfies together. I don't understand why movies portray women as catty bitches if they happen to wear the same clothes

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#32

Not How Feminism Works

Not How Feminism Works

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#33

Still Not It

Still Not It

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do hormones affect some women's emotionality during PMS? Yes. Does that give any guy right to invalidate their feelings? No.

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#34

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

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#35

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

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Zenozenobee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This man is just.... I mean just for people who never heard of him, lately he got himself in trouble because he wrote a "autobiographic" book pretending his father was beating him up when he was a child. The father and the whole family answered that the only times the father hit him it was because he tried to throw his brother through a window.... Plus his antisemitic drawings and texts went public few weeks ago.

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#36

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here's a tweak, why don't you just go and punch yourself in the d**k.

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#37

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

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#39

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

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Kwj
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just.. What?? How is someone like this, able to walk and breathe at the same time.. What an idiot

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#40

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

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#41

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

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Nea
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Want to tell everybody again- your inability to understand feminism is not an argument against it. Please

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#42

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if this was true (it's not), you could easily adopt later after your career. Also, not all women want children? My eggs can go die for all I care

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#43

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

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#44

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

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Belinda Matson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, I go through almost every isle, grabbing groceries from both sides of the isle, cause somebody didn't put my trolley full of the weekly groceries, ready to go, in one spot for me. Obviously the smarter than me man in this scenario lives off of one food source only, clever guy, is it noodles? Mac n cheese? must ask for his secret.

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My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

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Sally Appleton
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay firstly, vans are a terrible choice for the gym. They offer completely inadequate support and if you wear them to work out because "hurr I'm a man and I only need one pair of shoes" you're going to mess up your back and your knees.

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Patrick Millet
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I promise this is a genuine question, but isn't lack of support supposed to be good for weightlifting? IDK how but I do remember my roommates in college who were into lifting doing it barefoot or in converse shoes because they didn't offer support and that was supposed to enhance their workout or soemthing

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Mangoes'nRum
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I own 11 pairs of shoes. Aqua blue suede boots, tan boots, Burgundy monkstraps, coffee oxfords, Navy suede casuals, 2 pairs of sports shoes, red loafers, grey oxfords, black oxfords and a pair of blue chukkas. I'm very fond of my shoes.

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another post that indicates that I am a man, if only someone told my vajayjay. How am I going to break it to my hubby.

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Eirik Fjone
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I LOVE shoes! Right now I think I'm down to only between 20-30 pairs though, as the wife and two boys needs som space for theirs. Back in the day (20 years ago) I hit my peak with over 100 pairs! (Yes, I also have Vans)

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Kat N
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. I only have eight pairs of shoes and I don't even like wearing half of them.

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hungergames
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

even if we do wear that many shoes we may like it but were also expected to wear it if we showed up to the office or a party or just dinner in vans we would be judged on are chose of shoes but guys wouldn't be and it's just not fair

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Troux
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Speaking as a man, this is pretty true, and I'm jealous that a) women generally have better variety to change their style throughout and between days, and b) they generally have more fashion sense to make use of this. It makes me feel stale, but I am a bit guilty of this picture's stereotype.

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NCC~1701
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So I guess I’m not a girl since a wear the same beat up sneakers everywhere no matter how fancy the occasion is

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Bell Smith
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't be the only one that wears 'gym' shoes to all of these occasions and more. Plus whoever made it forgot slides :p

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Pamela24
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if that was the truth - how does this make you a better person? Just...how?!

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Malia Jeffers
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The one for women is true-at least for my family. The one for men is not-again, for my family-my has sneakers, dress shoes, boots, flip-flops, etc.

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Ed Souza
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny because I work in a office and I would get in trouble if I showed up wearing vans... I'm a guy.

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Rhys Cernunnos
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Puhleese. I know of guys with more shoes than most women I know of.

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Ellen Turner
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Logically, women should wear flat shoes or even metallic sneakers to a party, because they are easier to dance in.

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Avital Pilpel
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I noticed how the men who keep saying that 99% of women are worthless sluts are the same men 99% of women won't touch with a ten-foot pole. So, everybody's happy I guess. Still, some of these (about women's shopping habits or shoes) are just obvious jokes.

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....i'm definitely a human....
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm going to be honest, I have never owned or worn a pair of heels whatsoever, tennis shoes are just way more comfortable.

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estimaate
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

idk about y'all but I have a pair of shoes for wearing around, and a pair for doing yardwork or painting something messy that would mess up my regular ones. Is it just me or do y'all ladies own lots of shoes

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Lauren Baker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm female and I wear wear running shoes to everything except when it is super fancy I will wear flats.

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CbusResident
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Women do buy more clothing and shoes than men though. Not every stereotype is true BUT nor is every stereotype necessarily false. E.g. Stereotype: Asians score higher on the SATs and ACTs. Reality: Yes, Dept. of Ed. data shows that to be the case. Stereotype: Jews earn more than non-Jews in general. Reality: Yes, economists have found that to be true based on IRS data.

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Lex
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have several pairs of shoes, and all but one of those pairs are boots. My one pair of tennis shoes, I tend to wear almost everywhere now.

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Just.a.ravenclaw.witch
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

at my school literally everyone wear vans or converse no matter gender situation or weather.

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Lena Flising
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I prefer Keen Uneek sandals, and haven't worn high heels in years.

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Claire Murray
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uhh, I'm the right side. I don't even have that many pairs of shoes.

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Plane Lover
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad has like 30 pairs of shoes. Also, a lot of men wear dress shoes to work, a party, and dinner.

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SF Angel
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Close. However, I wear heels to the office as well as dinner. Muzinos to the gym, and barefoot at home. And good god its horrifying to me to think of being with a man who would wear THOSE shoes anywhere except to the park maybe. Especially to dinner? Adios pal. There are men in this world with excellent taste and style

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Kaylan Kersey
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wear boots all the time and at home I don't even see a shoe near me

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Tina Hugh
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe it’s a criticism of men for not wearing appropriate shoes? It’s inaccurate, though. Men don’t wear the same shoes absolutely everywhere and in my country it’s a rare woman with only 6 pairs of shoes/slippers.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know a few women like this, but I definitely know a few guys with like a dozen pairs of shoes as well

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Diane Aguilar
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just had a discussion on FB where it turns out I, a woman, own far fewer pairs of shoes than two separate guys. They would both laugh their asses off if shown this underneath that comments section.

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Debbie Andersson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Any man wearing the gym shoes to anything fancier like office or dinner is not a classy man, sweat stinky shoes at a dinner, no.

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Ann Abdelzaher
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a pair of sneakers and two pair of sandals, boots, and loafers brown and black...

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Isabel Care
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do have quite a few pairs of shoes, but only the slippers resemble anything on this list. The slippers actually resemble most of my footwear. I have a back injury and cannot reach to fasten shoes, so mine are clog and mule style. Comfortable and in fun colours

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iluvanimals
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh, Bored Panda. I LOVE your website, but I thought this was a more "feel good" website. This definitely is not it. PLEASE stay away from controversial topics like this and politics.

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Bamboozled Panda
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have 3 pairs of shoes. 2 are sneakers, 1 pair is fancy/dressy shoes which I wear like twice a year for special occasions, and I find them uncomfortable. This is bullcrap.

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Susie Gould
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This tells me that men’s feet must stink so bad, nothing else!

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Nyx
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude, I live in converse and vans. If I can find a way to wear converse to something, I will. I'm even planning on wearing custom converse with hand painted sunflowers to my wedding because f**k high heels. I mean don't get me wrong I have several pairs that I cycle through and I like colorful ones, but come on. I'm hardly as bad as some of the sneakerhead guys I've met.

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Celtic Pirate Queen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess it just goes to show that women have more imagination than men ~

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Kelly Hartle
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a grand total of 3 pairs of shoes, and the only reason I have one is because I don't want to wear tennis shoes to funerals.

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Nicole Wood
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay my footwear is cowboy boots rain boots combat boots flip flops and running shoes though I do own a couple of pairs of thrift store heels

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Stimpy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which guy wears the same shoes in the gym that he wears in the office or while walking? Wouldn't they stink? Doesn't the gym prohibit street shoes?

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pusheen buttercup
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate heels... pretty much refuse to wear them. I have two guy friends though that love them... and by that I mean, they both *wear* them.

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danielw
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

fun fact. Heels were originally designed as military equipment. The heel was intended to catch in a stirrup. here's Luis XIV in heels *and* tights. Rigaud_Lou...a67a68.jpg Rigaud_Louis_XIV_1701-5d96bdea67a68.jpg

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Johanna Mueller
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Innacurate on both parts just stay on bored panda all day at home and don't wear any shoes!

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Alex Call
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On the man's side, it's mostly true for me, but with Nikes instead of Vans. I also wear Sunday shoes to weddings and offices.

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Shana
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guess I'm a man then? :P I mostly wear sneakers everywhere.

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Chris Cromwell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This seems to assume that every guy is some slacker. Guys own and wear all kinds of shoes.

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Master Markus
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those look like they have no support for the gym or any exercise-based walking, and what kind of twat goes to the office or (presumably nice) dinner wearing Vans?

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Katchen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So he doesn’t have any idea of either proper work or workout attire for men?

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Anna Salord
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahaha and then they're mad when i wear heels bc then I'm taller than them. Logic 404

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Kururi.Orihara
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um...it’s bad professionalism to wear sneakers at work. If you want the job, f*****g dress like it! The women’s work shoes look more practical, nice looking and entirely too uncomfortable/dangerous.

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R L
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depends on the company dress code. In ours (large company of 3500 people) you dress for the interview and after you start work you wear jeans and takkies (sneakers) every day, including the CEO. Very few ladoes wear heels and blazers or suits are unheard of, except for board meetings. If I had to change jobs to a more corporate environment I would need a new wardrobe.

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Nerdiqueen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

officially a man now! didnt know how i hadnt figured this out but this clears it all up!

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Jon S.
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My household shoe rack partially bears this one out. I have 4 pairs of shoes (posh for office, boots for walking, trainers for running, slip-ons for trips to the bins or car). That takes up the bottom shelf. The 3 shelves above this are all my wife's and then there are more in the bedroom. Still I know guys with plenty of shoes as well, just not me.

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Demi Zwaan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband has more pairs of shoes than I do. I have two, one for outside and slippers for inside. He has one for the gym, one for outdoor activities, one for fishing, one for fancy stuff, one for hot but dry weather, one for hot but wet weather and slippers for indoors :D

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