There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.

More info: r/NotHowGirlsWork

#1

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

I would love to dye my hair pink but because my hair is dark I have to bleach it first and even though dye is not good for your hair, bleach is far far worse. I wouldn't care who loved it or hated it, even my hubby. My hair, my choice.

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#2

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

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A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

So. Many. Questions. To be asked.

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#3

Periods

Periods

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Isabel Betancourt
Community Member
1 year ago

A "like" for the female replies.

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#4

If Only It Was That Easy

If Only It Was That Easy

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

I wish, that would be a dream come true. Can I also cancel the menopause.

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#5

Thank You Tumblr

Thank You Tumblr

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
1 year ago

Love the answers ;p

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#6

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

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crazy_cat_notAlady
Community Member
1 year ago

it's incredibly baffling how some individuals forget that sexual assault can happen to boys and men too.

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#7

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

Can I be a 1970 Dodge Charger?

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#8

May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?

May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?

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SashaAlexandra
Community Member
1 year ago

Brilliant!

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#9

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
1 year ago

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PRobably the original story of the song F.R.I.E.N.D.S https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY8E6N5Nzec

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#10

Let’s Go Girls

Let’s Go Girls

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

The only time I celebrate a period is knowing I am not pregnant.

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#11

Posted This On R/Historymemes

Posted This On R/Historymemes

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Sonya Jersey
Community Member
1 year ago

if that were the case, there would be like...5 people on the planet

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#12

Bet They Like It

Bet They Like It

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

You're never too pretty to do anything

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#13

This Post

This Post

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

They look like such a cute family though!

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#14

Hmmm Yes Ironing

Hmmm Yes Ironing

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

So that is why I can't iron, I was born a man. Guess no one decided to tell me so.

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#15

Not How Lesbians Work

Not How Lesbians Work

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
1 year ago

I think I read Sylvester Stallone's mother could foresee people's futur by examining their ass... maybe his padawan

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#16

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

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Sally Appleton
Community Member
1 year ago

Hey man, if you're going to the strip club to give pap smears and diagnose STDs then go right ahead. A vagina in a medical context is not a sexy vagina.

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#17

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Isn't this basically the history of medical science

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#18

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

Men and women both cheat, there is no excuse 1. you either cant keep your dick in your pants or 2. you can't keep your legs closed. Cheating is completely unacceptable.

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#19

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

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A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

Well, at least they thought of it. I mean, they could always have asked, but asking about *such things* back then... I guess they just couldn't.

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#20

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

Proposals should be something private. Don't put your partner on the spot in a public spectacle.

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#21

Found In My Facebook Memories

Found In My Facebook Memories

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EHops
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm not sure I get it? Are they saying women are forgetful and men are liars? Please explain

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#22

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

It is no ones business who anyone sleeps with unless it isn't consensual then it should to be reported but every tom dick and harry has no right.

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#23

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

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LoveWinz
Community Member
1 year ago

It completely blows my mind how stupid people are. What ever happened to gender equality? Women have the right to do whatever the fuck they want. There's nothing a man can do about that. So they can go suck it.

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#24

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

Not probably, certainly!

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#25

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Does this man know movies don't equal reality?

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#26

Yeahhh Right

Yeahhh Right

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.

Xavier Wescott
Community Member
1 year ago

I actually enjoy doing these chores. And do them without being asked (sometimes, I'm still trying to get into a rhythm!)

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S.
Community Member
1 year ago

Top 5 reasons to help and do the household chores, regardless of who you are: 1: you live here. 2: you live here. 3: you live here. 4: you live here. 5: you live here.

phantom buni
Community Member
5 months ago

Backatya, I’m really loving downvoting these

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Jo Choto
Community Member
1 year ago

Breaking news: in a shocking turn of events, it is revealed that men and women are both physically capable of the same domestic chores!

Laugh Fan
Community Member
1 year ago

GASP!

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
1 year ago

Thank you so much for this information, now I'll ask for divorce, it's the fault of my wife that I liked to be with my children, did my part of the housework and cooked for the family... And I have to tell this to my father who didi the same.

Master Markus
Community Member
1 year ago

If your man touches those then you've won as a wife because you have found a husband who doesn't treat you like he's a child and you're his mother!

Crazy Dog Lady
Community Member
1 year ago

If you're a man and you don't routinely do these things as a husband and a father you're a failure as a human.

Kathy Baylis
Community Member
1 year ago

Correction: If your man doesn’t touch these, he has failed as a husband. And as a man in general. Fair is fair, and if you’re both working full time and have kids, you better damn well share the responsibilities!

Chris Lieu
Community Member
1 year ago

That's not an insignificant "if". Only 60% of households with children have two parents who work full time.

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Erika Jones
Community Member
1 year ago

If your husband does these chores, he is a good partner and an actual grownup!

Deborah Brett
Community Member
1 year ago

If your husband touches these, hopefully it means he's responsibly taking on his share of the domestic chores, and you are successful partners in a relationship based on equality and mutual respect.

backatya
Community Member
1 year ago

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there goes that women's movement word again equality. You should have left it at mutual respect or working together because they love each other.

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SirWriteALot
Community Member
1 year ago

Normal guys do that. Date a normal guy. Let the neanderthals die out.

Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

But you have won as a woman! the man, though, is just participating as a human

Sigmund Fidyke
Community Member
1 year ago

My wife (married 37 years) would never get in the way of me cooking dinner (though she does help) and I would never let her be the only one washing dishes. We shared every part of raising OUR kids. But I suck at laundry. That's something I need to do better.

LessaltEDM
Community Member
1 year ago

So, for the sole reason of being born with a vagina, I am to be a fully grown man's nanny, housekeeper and cook? I think fucking not.

Isle_of_stressed_pilots
Community Member
1 year ago

Lmao men like this don't want a wife. They literally just want a maid to fuck loll

Suzi Gauthier
Community Member
1 year ago

No they usually fuck someone on the side. They just want a maid.

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

I would LOVE if my hubby did those things, but he works a very labour intensive job and I am a SAHM. Whilst yes it would be nice sometimes I still wouldn't change our roles, I could never earn what he does and I could never do what he does.

Valerie Lessard
Community Member
1 year ago

That's fair, but I'm guessing this stupid meme doesn't take into account the woman or the man's situation

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Something
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

If your wife literally does not allow you to touch diapers, pots and pans, the washing machine or a dish, something is seriously wrong.

Si
Community Member
1 year ago

Men need to look after their own bodies

frederic eeckman
Community Member
1 year ago

Well, the one who wrote that should not be able to use internet, it wasn't invented yet in 1800.

John
Community Member
1 year ago

If you think like this you've failed as a person

Casey C
Community Member
1 year ago

Ah ah ah- I'm sorry, but you can't touch your kid- that'd mean your wife failed.

athornedrose
Community Member
1 year ago

you're not your spouse's mother. you shouldn't have to clean up after them constantly

Laugh Fan
Community Member
1 year ago

You're not your spouse's mother or father, you shouldn't have to clean up after them constantly.

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Leo Domitrix
Community Member
1 year ago

If my man does laundry, we call that "Tuesday".

Katethebookworm06
Community Member
1 year ago

This is absurd! We women aren't maids!

Elizabeth
Community Member
1 year ago

3 of these are definitely chores most people hate, but my husband LOVES cooking! He will argue with me over who gets to cook dinner

danielw
Community Member
1 year ago

I mean, I don't let my GF cook. the differences are astounding. For example, 'I feel like mac & cheese'... I make from scratch. (not hard. Not at all hard.) she purchases a blue-box with stuff described as 'cheese product', in it. mine will usually have bacon and chives, and a few other thing sin it. Hers... chopped up hotdogs.

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Tara
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh, no they didn’t.

Pups Illegally Robbing Hearts
Community Member
1 day ago

What if the dad is single

Lillian Castellow
Community Member
4 months ago

I am a triplet and my dad cooks, does dishes, does laundry, and did 100000000 diapers

Animal lover❤
Community Member
11 months ago

I like memes fine but this sucks

Pumyra Thundercat
Community Member
1 year ago

And you failed as a human being...

Ellen Turner
Community Member
1 year ago

"Failed" More like won

Living_Shadow
Community Member
1 year ago

I feel like some of these are trolls. These people can't be real....

Elizabeth Dunlop
Community Member
1 year ago

My dad does the laundry

Sahar Kazi
Community Member
1 year ago

he looks fine in all of the pictures

Raveness Nicole
Community Member
1 year ago

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darubyprincess
Community Member
1 year ago

if your man says this, then he has failed as a human

Paul Chang
Community Member
1 year ago

Been there, done that. Didn’t mind at all.

Stannous Flouride
Community Member
1 year ago

I'd say "you have won the spouse lottery" and found a REAL man.

Olivia Yearous
Community Member
1 year ago

I am not my man’s house made, I am his woman. If he lazes around and expects ME do do everything, he should get his lazy ass off the couch and move out of my life.

Ann Abdelzaher
Community Member
1 year ago

ROFLMAO In my house the roles are reversed I am the one who fixes things and takes care of car maintenance my husband does the dishes and cleans.

Louise Brigance
Community Member
1 year ago

And you have failed as a partner in good faith if you haven't touch any of the above mentioned!

-Møøn-
Community Member
1 year ago

Uhm, what?? Hewo?

Imma Ulfdotter
Community Member
1 year ago

Or have I..? I would call it a win 👌🏼

Nathalie Langevin
Community Member
1 year ago

Failing as a wife is better than winning as a husband killer ;)

Justin Zielke
Community Member
1 year ago

Insulting. Wives are not servants and men can and should be able to be caretakers without being classified as weak.

Leesa DeAndrea
Community Member
1 year ago

Opposite, actually. If your spouse happily shares household chores, your marriage is a true partnership. Congratulations!

Lauren Misek
Community Member
1 year ago

If your spouse doesn't touch those you've failed as a human. Nobody should be anyone's slave.

Wyatt Erlanson
Community Member
1 year ago

This shook me the most. I AM SHOOKETH SHOOKETH I SAY. I am legit speechless....

Marti E
Community Member
1 year ago

And he lived with his mother up until he got married, so he never had to do any of these things (except change the baby) while he was single. What the eff?

Pippa Runs
Community Member
1 year ago

GASP! 😮

Scotty Miller
Community Member
1 year ago

Every human should be adept at all household chores.

Kelly Hartle
Community Member
1 year ago

If he doesn't touch them, he's failed as a husband. The one time I didn't cook for my ex was when I had a 102 degree fever, and he was so clueless I had to get up to show him how to set the temperature on the oven!

Pinkjoelle
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

If a man touches these his parents raised him right.

James Gallegos
Community Member
1 year ago

Funny how if these husbands were ever divorced, they would not survive living alone if they couldn't do none of this stuff.

K Miller
Community Member
1 year ago

Or the man has succeeded as a husband and father...

ADMIRAL RMDA
Community Member
1 year ago

Or your husband grew up in a military family.

Kathleen Barlow
Community Member
1 year ago

If you don't do any of those, you have failed as a husband and father.

Colin Leetham
Community Member
1 year ago

WtF? We both live here...

Brandon White
Community Member
1 year ago

You're*

Wendy Boustani
Community Member
1 year ago

That is sooooo creepy.

pusheen buttercup
Community Member
1 year ago

this is offensive to both genders... my father was the feminine one of the house. He played with me and all my girly tutus. My mother was good with tools, taught me how to use a hammer. I love them both. And they loved each other.

Keidi Silfver
Community Member
1 year ago

Good thing we're not married then because my man does these things as much as I do ;)

Cindy Snow
Community Member
1 year ago

You have failed as NOT A COMPLETE WANKER ASSHOLE

Laci
Community Member
1 year ago

No - they've failed as men. (that's a joke)

misteriosa
Community Member
1 year ago

*currently looking at my husband doing dishes* 😂😂😂😂 Ok, I'm fine with that.

Stille20
Community Member
1 year ago

This just feels like the work of a troll

comboplush
Community Member
1 year ago

*retching sounds*

European other
Community Member
1 year ago

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Old school

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#27

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

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frank0ys
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1 year ago

...A lot of women in the Philippines have tattoo and they are not necessarily hookers.

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#28

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

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Mica Fiverline
Community Member
1 year ago

God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*

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#29

Did You Know?

Did You Know?

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Rahul Eluri
Community Member
1 year ago

Leave average can any one woman reach that number?

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#30

Saw On R/Memes

Saw On R/Memes

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

These driving jokes are the worst!

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#31

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

I've rarely seen two women accidentally wear the same outfit and if they have, they've usually been excited about it and taken selfies together. I don't understand why movies portray women as catty bitches if they happen to wear the same clothes

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#32

Not How Feminism Works

Not How Feminism Works

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Kwj
Community Member
1 year ago

But why does he want pictures of them, then? :O ;) Idiot..

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#33

Still Not It

Still Not It

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Do hormones affect some women's emotionality during PMS? Yes. Does that give any guy right to invalidate their feelings? No.

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#34

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

Dream on

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#35

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

He is just "incapable"

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#36

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

Just a small 'tweak'- back off mister

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#37

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

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Monday
Community Member
1 year ago

but...I like the crunch

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#38

"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"

"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"

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Sally Appleton
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1 year ago

That girl looks hot as fuck though

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#39

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

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Kwj
Community Member
1 year ago

Just.. What?? How is someone like this, able to walk and breathe at the same time.. What an idiot

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#40

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

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A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

"Were you born backwards?" gotta remember that one.

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#41

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

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Nea
Community Member
1 year ago

Want to tell everybody again- your inability to understand feminism is not an argument against it. Please

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#42

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

Even if this was true (it's not), you could easily adopt later after your career. Also, not all women want children? My eggs can go die for all I care

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#43

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

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Belinda Matson
Community Member
1 year ago

oh come on, stop limiting women, I can be both!

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#44

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

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SashaAlexandra
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1 year ago

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Aaha have to admit that it'is a bit true, a bit sexist though:)).

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#45

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

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Sally Appleton
Community Member
1 year ago

Okay firstly, vans are a terrible choice for the gym. They offer completely inadequate support and if you wear them to work out because "hurr I'm a man and I only need one pair of shoes" you're going to mess up your back and your knees.

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