45 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work

I love the reply to it!

How can someone think that? Every organ would stay perfectly put, but a uterus would come flying out? WHY?

A "like" for the female replies.

I wish, that would be a dream come true. Can I also cancel the menopause.

Please tell me there's not actually people who believe this

Seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the f**k is wrong with people? It's NEVER the victim's fault

A virgin who has no clue what to do in bed vs. an experienced woman. Let's guess which wedding night will be more exciting.

Brilliant!

I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.

The only time I celebrate a period is knowing I am not pregnant.

if that were the case, there would be like...5 people on the planet

You're never too pretty to do anything

They look like such a cute family though!

So that is why I can't iron, I was born a man. Guess no one decided to tell me so.

Wait, what. Is this guy serious?

Does... does this guy enjoy having his privates prodded with cold metal objects by a female gynecologist while his wife is off watching a Chippendale show?

Isn't this basically the history of medical science

It's kinda the same kind of belief as guys being expected to start having sex as teens but girls are supposed keep their legs closed until marriage. So who are guys supposed to be having sex with then?

There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.

This is why I would never want to propose to someone in public

What BS. No one has 10 best friends.

Apparently I am severely missing out on all the sex I should be having

It completely blows my mind how stupid people are. What ever happened to gender equality? Women have the right to do whatever the f**k they want. There's nothing a man can do about that. So they can go suck it.

Not probably, certainly!

Does this man know movies don't equal reality?

Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.

So by hat logic tattoed men are all gay men who enjoy having sharp objects jammed up their butt, yes?

This is f****d up, some men (not all) seriously have screwed up views.

ehm.. I don't know what your penis looks like, but you may want to go see a doc if you describe it as a sharp object...

Me: *looks at my Christian tattoo* Me: *thinks about how I am a virgin* Me: *thinks about the really nice woman who did my tattoo* Me: huh

You know this was written by the same Bible-thumping Troglodyte that think all women shouldn't wear pants, they should be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen making them a dinner that will be on the table when they get home...and that education is wasted on women. I got news for you buddy...it ain't the ink or the facial metal that inspires them to drop you like a hot rock. I think it may be your winning personality (or lack thereof.)

The only thing missing from this post is the dude calling her "Stacy." I'm betting he's an incel.

My husband and I are pretty inked up , he is the only one I see, no other men exist to me in this space, ten years together strong ,married for 8 he's my best friend, he's the only one putting anything into my vagina 😂

Oh s**t. I haven't cheated. My tattoos aren't working, bollox.

So girls with tattoos & piercings won't sleep with him either?

so if i get a semicolon tattoo on my wrist, symbolizing how I overcame self-harm, i'm a hooker? yea, logic amirite?

….if your penis could be described as a "sharp object", you should really have a doctor look at that, bro.

So, it's fine for women to get all the piercings they want in their ears but nowhere else?

What about men who have percings?

Where's your scientific proof?

Sharp objects???

oh my god this is hilarious

Well my wife has tattoos and piercings and she had only slept with 1 guy when we got married 10yrs ago.

I have so much to say..

I have tattoos and piercings and have only slept with 4 guys. No one paid me. I feel really disappointed. Might have to call the exes and ask that they pay up now.

Whaaaaaaaaaat

My nerves are shot.

Bwahahahahahahahahaahaha!