45 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work
There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.
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Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive
Periods
Especially the comment about just throwing away the whole suitcase
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Oh gosh, I gotta remember that "let's just throw away the whole suitcase" sentence, it's brilliant! And absolutely rightly said in this case.
This my dear, is the kind of man who is a “punchface”. Defined as one which presents to you an uncontrollable urge to punch him in the face.
That made me laugh - thank you. Shall be using twatnozzle in future.
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Sure it wasn't pregnancy brain? At the risk of mansplaining, that's when... eh... OK no.
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omg what an idiot. As if women don't know how to deal with their own periods already yeesh
"ThAt'S jUsT yOuR bOdY tElLiNg YoU tO hUrRy Up AnD gEt PrEgNaNt" Is there a law written somewhere which states that once you're born a female, you're supposed to get pregnant?! Cause I've heard some psychos saying that a woman not giving birth is a crime against nature cause she's not fulfilling her duty as a woman **major eye roll**
I broke up with my high school BF because he said that if a pregnant woman goes out in the wintertime, falls and has a miscarriage, she should be criminally charged.
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It's an oil that goes in motors. That sums up my knowledge.
Load More Replies... If a woman's period is her body telling her to "hurry up and get pregnant", then there are a lot of girls in middle school who need to get with the childbearing, know what I mean? I had my first period when I was 13 (with the added bonuses of Cramps From Hell and a UTI. During Spring Break in Washington, D.C. SO! MUCH! FUN! /s *sobs*), and it started coming regularly about 18 months later (with the Cramps From Hell, but no UTI). The only kid any girl should have at that age is a Cabbage Patch Kid. Briefly going off-topic: All uterus-possessing peoples of any gender (non-)identity, Cramps From Hell are NOT NORMAL. Heavy-ass flow every month that requires a Max Flow tampon and multiple pads so you don't stain your undies is NOT NORMAL. If you use a rubber sheet at night so you don't bleed through to your mattress, that is NOT NORMAL. Chronic irregular periods isn't normal. Go to an OB-GYN. If your current OB-GYN isn't taking you seriously, get a new one.
Because his dad knows about four kinds so he's an expert.
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"I thought I couldn't fuckin read for a moment" - literally same experience
"There's a lot to unpack here but let's just throw away the whole suitcase" omg im dying
Reminds me wayyyyyyy too much of my ex. Not only was he a cheater, liar, and just wanted to get in my pants, this dude thought he knew EVERYTHING. No one respects + likes him now. Karma hurts like hell.
Not all women are the same when it comes to the pain.....not BITCHY. I never was.
I’m pretty sure only those with a womb can be affected by another persons period...
i am assuming that you actually don't understand and I will say that a period is your menstrual cycle
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I am laughing, confused and worried that people are literally this stupid
I lost it at the "I thought I couldn't f**king read for a minute" comment. 😂
Him afterward-don't know why everyone's hating I'm just an innocent influencer who needs people to acknowledge my respect towards women so I get more followers Yea, please
"I was emotionally close with a woman". Thank you, Mr. Authority on women.
Wait what the actual fuck was he implying we drink MOTOR OIL I think I have dyslexia now bye
I could actually "feel" myself getting stupid as I read 'mansplanation'; I had to stop.
Can I punch someones face through the screen? Wtf is he on about? Guess he never considered women might not want to constantly give birth to stay away from periods what.
Hahahahaha, he probably just learned about them and doesnt have a sister and avoided biology class. You'd be surprised to know just how many guys have no idea. I'm a biologist with 3 sisters nothing new here.
"that's just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant" No, asshole, that's my body--actually, not going to waste my time on a pompous crotchrag. You don't know jack squat about what a period is or what it's my body "telling me", if you think it's the alarm on my biological clock going off. Considering I haven't even heard mine ticking...
Not all women are the same when it comes to the pain....not BITCHY. I never was
actually period cramps that hurt and feeling sick on ur period is normal, ur just lucky
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Thank You Tumblr
Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem
it's incredibly baffling how some individuals forget that sexual assault can happen to boys and men too.
May I Suggest This Pic For This Sub's Banner?
Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help
Posted This On R/Historymemes
Not How Lesbians Work
I think I read Sylvester Stallone's mother could foresee people's futur by examining their ass... maybe his padawan
If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub
Hey man, if you're going to the strip club to give pap smears and diagnose STDs then go right ahead. A vagina in a medical context is not a sexy vagina.
He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You
If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?
Proposals should be something private. Don't put your partner on the spot in a public spectacle.
Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work
Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???
God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*
Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl
On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!
We’ve Been Found Out Ladies
Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing
I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh
Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face
Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype
My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes
Okay firstly, vans are a terrible choice for the gym. They offer completely inadequate support and if you wear them to work out because "hurr I'm a man and I only need one pair of shoes" you're going to mess up your back and your knees.
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I am so grateful to have normal, happy, healthy, friendly, open-minded men in my life who treat me and all women like human beings.
Ah thanks. After all this BS I felt a little lost and lonely. Nice to see there are still others out there who aren't stuck in Neandertal.
Michał what about gay gals?
Michal - then the method you are using to choose the women you go out with is fundamentally flawed. Change your criteria.
Me, too, both at work and in my personal life. On a side note: These were really awful, but I'd actually like a post like this about dumb stuff women say, too. That would be more educational for me, because I hear a lot about dumb stuff men say.
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Have you looked at their internet habits?
Si, do you not respect others’ privacy?
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as a guy - im yet to meet a woman that fully treats men as people instead of money/asset dispenser or ego booster, in some way.
I am a male who tries hard to be as far away from this dangerous, life denying, choking idiocy as possible. I hope there are plenty of us out there.
There are - and you shouldn't have been downvoted.
He should've been downvoted for the blatant virtue signalling. It's pathetic.
Not sure why you were downvoted either. There are a lot of really decent guys out there, and, as far as I'm aware, the mental cases are far and few between.
Virtue signalling on this level makes my skin crawl. The biggest creeps are often virtue signallers. If you're a normal person you don't need to broadcast it like it's an achievement.
He’s allowed to participate. It doesn’t seem like virtue signaling to me
I don't think saying what you believe is the same as virtue signalling. If it was, then he's in a no-win situation.
So much of casual but dangerous sexism stuff around and still people think its negative to ridicule these people?
As a male, i apologise for this biggotry , seems a shi* ton of peole are still stuck in 1568 year...
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you probably the first slavic person i seen that is a cuck beta male
Some of those religious and incel groups are truly scary. More cute panda pictures, less crazy people on Boredpanda please!
I'm truly puzzled by a misogynist participating in this sub.
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yeah, less feminism, less reddit's r/nicegirls, and it would be glorious.
What did I just read? I think I've lost some brain cells.
In my preteen and teen years I used to hold some very misogynistic views similar to these. I'm glad that with a lot of discussion, education, and trying to learn from my mistakes that I have grown out of it. The incel community scares me. Men need to try to look at things from womens' perspectives. Studying history and going to higher education helps. We all need more