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Apparently, some men think if a woman wears an ankle bracelet, she is either a lesbian or a prostitute. And don't even ask them about those who carry around their stuff in a backpack instead of a purse!

These things sound unbelievable, but just take a look at the subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork and you'll discover that some guys have such wild misconceptions about females, it's like they're talking about an alien race.

I honestly don't know how they come up with such... theories. Maybe their ego couldn't handle a breakup, so they invented an explanation on why it was their partner's fault. Or maybe they're just following the wrong people on social media.

Either way, continue scrolling to check out the latest posts from r/NotHowGirlsWork and if you want more after you're done, fire up Bored Panda's earlier piece on the subreddit. Enjoy.

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So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

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Nat Hedley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good thing I don't give a toss about your archaic understanding of modesty.

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Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, ol Patrick Bateman in his limo with his money was sooo good to those women. He sharpened his axe and laid out plastic, so thoughtful.

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Some of the folks who end up on r/NotHowGirlsWork seem to be completely clueless about the woman's body. Which isn't really a surprise. General practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda it's actually shocking how little men know about it.

To illustrate her point, Gorfinkel highlighted a YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 which asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. "The results were actually abysmal," the doctor said. "Well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."

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Is There A Source For Women?

Is There A Source For Women?

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Donkey boi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men: [Say stupid things]. Me (also a man): Can I unsubscribe from this whole gender?

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"There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low," Gorfinkel explained. "Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned."

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Gorfinkel thinks men have to educate themselves on women and their bodily functions for several reasons. "First on the list is, of course, sex because sexual characteristics define what genders are, and knowing more about a woman's body is the bedrock to great sex. [For example,] the vulva is on the outside and that's the part that touches clothing. The vulva actually has four parts. The mons (that's where the triangle of hair grows), the hairy outer labia and the hairless inner labia, and finally the clitoris. The vagina is simply a tube. It's a tube that connects the vulva to the opening of the uterus, the cervix, and the cervix can be felt actually when fingers are deep inside the vagina. And what is the clitoris? Its sole function is sexual pleasure. There is actually no such thing as a G spot and vaginal orgasms for the most part do not exist. The clitoris has twice the number of nerve endings that a penis does, and it is critical to the way most women will experience an orgasm."

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Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

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Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

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JuJu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it keeps such guys away, I will wear one (or ten) at all times

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Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope that dude has at least the courtesy to just drop dead and don't hassle any hospital staff

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Gorfinkel said that another reason to know a woman's body is for a man to better understand his own risks of sexually transmitted infections. For instance, the doctor offered to look at the most common STI, the human papillomavirus or HPV. "Most sexually active women will actually contract this at some point in their lifetime, and nearly all of them are not going to have symptoms from it. But men can get this HPV and it can cause men to develop cancer, including cancers of the penis, cancers of the anus and rectum, mouth, tongue, lips, esophageal and laryngeal cancer. Basically anywhere where there's a mucosa, a wet surface, it can result in HPV."

"There are other STDs, such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes simplex, HIV, syphilis, hepatitis, and it's important for a person to see a doctor for regular checkups because so many of the diseases have no symptoms, at least half the time."

And the third reason why men should know more about a woman's body is reproduction. But I sincerely hope this one is self-explanatory.

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I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

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Wow, And I Never Even Knew

Wow, And I Never Even Knew

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No Chili For You

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Then there are the typical incels or nice guys. Counsellor & Psychotherapist Tati Silva told Bored Panda in an interview for an earlier piece that a man who is physically less attractive tends to compensate by being nice to be able to connect to people. However, Silva said they will overcompensate with over-the-top behaviors. "The nice guy will use all the tools to charm the person they are interested in. However, if it is not replicated, the nice guy's true colors come to light," the psychotherapist explained.

“According to Dr. Glover, a nice guy has a sinister side. In the mind of the nice guy, the person he is pursuing should repay his action by becoming his girlfriend or boyfriend, for him that is how these things work. The nice guy will lash out if he does not get what he wants, which might be indirectly influenced by misogynistic entitlement complexes."

Silva said that misogyny occurs unconsciously, connecting with hatred that forms early in life, often as a result of a trauma involving a female figure they trusted. Of course, there are exceptions. “This doesn't apply to everyone, there are genuinely nice guys and girls out there who will be ok to be put in the friend-zone, respecting your opinion. They won’t expect anything back.”

I'm just sorry women have to deal with these men both in real life and online.

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Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul

Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul

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Pollution Is Everywhere Nowadays

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Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

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Stephanie Johnson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah....ummmm..... anybody of any pronoun will can say and will say how a persons is acting...a hole ....b hole...d hole... all people can and will react. And if they don't they are thinking it. Cause I've learned in some countries women aren't aloud to speak ill about a man but I know they thinking it if they can't express it

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This Raises So Many Questions

This Raises So Many Questions

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Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat

Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat

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Kioh81
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guess I'm a dude then with my highly trained 140lb Presa Canario.... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ wtf

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Yikes

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Kioh81
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought it was vaguely amusing until I got to the "common uses" part. That part is straight b.s. and whoever wrote that now deserves a throat punch and a chair to the head.

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Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

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lunar eclipse
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve never listened to rap or hiphop. I’ve always loved slow, melancholic or soothing piano and violin.

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Ozacoter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why it is always a surprise for them that women tend to be leaning left since conservatives try to take away our civil rights and take us back to the 50s? It is a surprise for them that non caucasians dont vote for racist parties either?

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s. vitkovitsky
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're making a very sweeping statement there. Unless you're from Gallup, you haven'tthe stats to support it.

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max martin (they/them)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why censor f**k and not the F-slur? that word can be triggering to people in the lgbtq+ community. not everyone in that community is ready to "take back" the slur yet

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bxttery_bxby
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay the f slur is unacceptable, my political affiliation in independent, and I live and breathe punk rock.

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Logic and Reason
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was this supposed to be positive about men? Because alongside normal stuff like engineering, he also said that men enjoy killing people and inhaling chemical smoke. So...

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GoofyGoober
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*jpop and random indie pop music fan who literally couldn’t give 2 f***s about politics* welp guess I’m a dude.

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Allison B
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like pretty much any kind of music except for country music which I hate. However my absolute favorite genre is kpop. I love it.

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Rainy Day Wolf
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this guy met a woman... like just one in his life... and I feel really sorry for her

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Michael Naretto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like hard rock and metal. Some of the women I know do as well. They also drink beer and whiskey and will kick someone's ass who desperately deserves it.

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Lena Flising
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try telling Marine Le Pen that she's a leftie... Prepare to run! Oh and I've never actively listened to rap/hiphop.

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Sarah Grape
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

looks like someone needs to skip boy's night and meet some real-life girls. if they'll even look at him

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Unnamed Hooman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ll take white metal, black metal, boybands(don’t know what style they are), EDM, K-pop, Reggae ton, you name it, I have probably listened to it.

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BG Rey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I also have never listened to rap or hiphop music, prefer jazz, country & rock. Political beliefs (right). Heterosexual female who loves men because they can be trained.

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Jaybird3939
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love Motown...so what's this goof's explanation for all the women wildly in love with 45**?

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Lisa Chambers
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL What he is talking about? How much he loves men is what he is talking about.

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Ruth Beaty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uhhhmmmm, no, just no...I like Classical and 60's rock, some metal and folk, but whatever.

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Baali Venomax
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see no logic for why ALL females would listen to (c)rap and Hiphop since most of the lyrics of that music (barely qualifies to be called that) tend to be extremely offensive to females. Someone doesn't know the music clearly and is making dumb assumptions.

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elfin
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You do realize that there are over 3 1/2 billion different women in the world, don't you?

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Mikhael Barreto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meanwhile, my ex used to love cuddling with the heartwarming sounds of... Death Metal. Said the deep guturals gave her happy goosebumps. :D

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Lisa Casserly
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First... wow. Just wow. I don't like hip hop or rap. I actually secretly like Heavy Metal, and of course I love ballads and country and pop and soft rock. And also Christian/church music. I am a wife of 34 years, (only one husband, ever!!) mother of 5 kids. And... get this! I was a soldier, a baker, etc. So, am I boring? Maybe. I've never climbed Mt Everest, never scuba dived, never gone bungee jumping or sky diving.

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Triv
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My hair bring long does not make me a hippie, I'm too fat to be a f***t, and I haven't smoked pot in nearly fifteen years. Stop talking. Just period. Everything you say wastes air someone else could be breathing.

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JD Lee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because being a chauvinistic clueless know it all is attractive. And why are men alive, if not to entertain women... 🙄

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Azziza
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've always despised rap, never made a secret of it. Will change the station if it comes on. I'd rather hear classical music. Beyond that I have eclectic tastes and like a bit of everything.

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Natalie Kirman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't listen to rap or hip hop, I'm into heavy metal and rock n' roll \\m//

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somnomania
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

rap and hiphop are not something i enjoy, although it depends on the song, also what is this person smoking

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Persp Gold
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

his idea of diversity in men says enough without even focusing on the women part

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Two Silly Pups
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right, I thought that I was a woman, then realized that I am actually a man because I frigging love hard core metal music. So true!

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Glenn Zoontjens
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm guessing the sample size of this study, and all his previous studies, is <1

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Brandy Grote
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one tell him about women veterans of war.... like Tammy Duckworth...

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Betsy Gee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My musical tastes are quite diverse—peaceful songs, rock, pop, symphonic metal, and anything that catches my attention. I’m in the middle with politics and have never fit in a box...maybe I am supposed to be a man, according to this guy?

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Suzanne Haigh
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do not like hip hop or rap, made by people who have no talent and who can not sing, so why would I?

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Virgil Sanders
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bored panda you need to start censoring the f-slur im begging you please. I'm sorry if I'm being dramatic but i don't like seeing it, and you censor a bunch of words on this site. but you won't censor the f-slur? please bored panda start censoring the f-slur

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Jonathan Litton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before even getting into what this guy has to actually say, it says a lot that idiots can't tell the difference between most and all...

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Samantha Hurrell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure my selection of music that ranges from Heavy Metal to Christian Rock, really sounds like Rap/Hip Hop.

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Mariaf
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

can you imagine being so creepy that women would not allow you close enough to them to actually find out the music they listen to?

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Phoenix Shadowhunter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahh... so my not listening to hip-hop makes me rare, a man, or (preferably) not human? I would really like this cleared up.

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El Dee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Women are genetically more diverse than men. Weirdly this is actually not men's fault. Women have selected for certain types so much that they have made them less diverse - oops!

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Shelby Jackson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. Way to be misogynistic and homophobic all in one post. Wtg!

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Skidanpump
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First of all, I like imagine dragons. Second... I have no idea what you just said

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Venic
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Show this basement-dweller a photo of the woodstock crowd and watch their head explode at the discovery hippie women exist.

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Nic Dudley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NPC? did he just call some women non-playable characters? This person even insulted his own gender since when does pot use make you a hippie-f****t...is that some kind of Lord of the Rings halfling?

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Alex Luiz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... Maybe because left-leaning politics generally have more woman-friendly policies?

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Rowan Rychel
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right list of things that is wrong with this 1. Ladies can listen to what ever the f**k they want 2. We can believe whatever we want 3. He said most, NPCs are all identical they act exactly the same girls are not freking robots

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Chenandoa
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmm, I like heavy metal (including death metal), country, and some classic rock...

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Arctic Fox Lover
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I legit listen to weirdcore music. It's the most random pile of hot garbage you can imagine. If that's not diverse, I'm not sure what is. Oh, but I guess sine I'm not a woman yet, I don't count -_-

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CatWoman312
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t like rap music that much and I’m pretty well traveled. Can’t say this guy ever left his hometown

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RoseTheMad
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rap or Hiphop, especially modern rap or hiphop, is my lest favourite genre of music. xD But I can go from heavy metal to 90's dance music within the click of a skip button on my playlists. :D

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Sue Phillips
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a girl as well as a hippie-f****t pot smoker. This statement seems to have been made by a guy who has never actually met a western woman, or any woman for that matter.

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DDmaybeandor
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kind of deranged thought starts with boy centric cartoons. There are five different types of boys and one girl with only a "girly" personality.

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Donkey boi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm with the person who commented. WTF ARE you talking about?

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Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love electronic, dance music, and a various other genres and artists. I can rap, but I don't listen to it or hip hop. Also, I'm a conservative. I'm starting to think I'm not a woman.

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AyrinCharles
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you mean to tell me that all these years jazz, rock, classical, opera, indie, blues were only différent types of hip hop? 😳 That's amazing, thanks for letting me know, I'm gonna go listen to my favorite rapper, Lil' Bach!

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Autumn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This dude doesn't realise the he classifys as an NPC himself, because a lot of men think weird sh*t like this.

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WholesomeArmyweeb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bro i listen to everything and everything. it helps me diverse my singing voice and tone and songs i write-

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Christel Nellemann
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gees.. he does not meet a lot of people , huj. Or maybe he guves a rat ass, and never talked to more than a few girls from the same group of people.

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Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

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Guess I’m Brainwashed

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Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i‘m sure it‘s got to be magpies. though i admit a like sparkly things as well. it doesn‘t distract me from doing my work though.

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#23

Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

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Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

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JuJu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait! I should have offered my lotion? Not pee on his leg????? Dammit

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Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

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"Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

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You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

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Demi Zwaan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's just semantics though. In many languages sex was short for sexual intercourse and specifically meant penetration of the vagina by a penis. Now that we are more open about genders, sexual preferences and 'the deed' itself, sex is usually seen as more than just penis/vagina action.

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"This Tweet Is From 1834"

"This Tweet Is From 1834"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We only need to look at the countries with female leaders during covid , heres a hint , they're doing better than male run countries

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I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

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Deborah B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude, when women want a guy to look at their boobs, they take their shirt off. It sounds like maybe this has never happened to you, because no woman has ever wanted you to look at her boobs.

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Protect Her From Overthinking...?

Protect Her From Overthinking...?

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Bettie-Jean Neal
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, my second husband tried this crap on me. I've been happily divorced for 6 years.

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Because All Girls Spend All The Money

Because All Girls Spend All The Money

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JuJu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I'm salty because women only spend time with me, when it's paid for."

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A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My front bumper several months back, and the cctv, and the young guy who got convicted (or at least the judge who heard the case lol) would beg to differ

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#35

Not How Lesbians Work

Not How Lesbians Work

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#36

Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

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This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

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Cheri Aline Sydney
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh great.... Now we're looking to the 11th century for understanding, advice and unequivocal knowledge about women... "HELLO ! ".. We're in the 21st century...The past is fine for understaning the continuum, but keeping your eyes only on the rear-view mirror will just cause you to run into and over everything in front of you... I'm opting to take the knowledge we've gathered over the last 10 centuries to form a more informed and well-rounded view ...of both women and men !

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Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

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Kioh81
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that they use "family Court" as the basis for the observations.... Aka divorce/custody court. Im guessing the "model citizen man" is getting divorced.

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Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

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