“Not How Girls Work:” 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)
Apparently, some men think if a woman wears an ankle bracelet, she is either a lesbian or a prostitute. And don't even ask them about those who carry around their stuff in a backpack instead of a purse!
These things sound unbelievable, but just take a look at the subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork and you'll discover that some guys have such wild misconceptions about females, it's like they're talking about an alien race.
I honestly don't know how they come up with such... theories. Maybe their ego couldn't handle a breakup, so they invented an explanation on why it was their partner's fault. Or maybe they're just following the wrong people on social media.
Either way, continue scrolling to check out the latest posts from r/NotHowGirlsWork and if you want more after you're done, fire up Bored Panda's earlier piece on the subreddit. Enjoy.
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So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants
Good thing I don't give a toss about your archaic understanding of modesty.
Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy
Yeah, ol Patrick Bateman in his limo with his money was sooo good to those women. He sharpened his axe and laid out plastic, so thoughtful.
Some of the folks who end up on r/NotHowGirlsWork seem to be completely clueless about the woman's body. Which isn't really a surprise. General practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda it's actually shocking how little men know about it.
To illustrate her point, Gorfinkel highlighted a YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 which asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. "The results were actually abysmal," the doctor said. "Well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."
Is There A Source For Women?
Men: [Say stupid things]. Me (also a man): Can I unsubscribe from this whole gender?
We're Not Dogs
Ideal Wife Criteria
"There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low," Gorfinkel explained. "Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned."
Gorfinkel thinks men have to educate themselves on women and their bodily functions for several reasons. "First on the list is, of course, sex because sexual characteristics define what genders are, and knowing more about a woman's body is the bedrock to great sex. [For example,] the vulva is on the outside and that's the part that touches clothing. The vulva actually has four parts. The mons (that's where the triangle of hair grows), the hairy outer labia and the hairless inner labia, and finally the clitoris. The vagina is simply a tube. It's a tube that connects the vulva to the opening of the uterus, the cervix, and the cervix can be felt actually when fingers are deep inside the vagina. And what is the clitoris? Its sole function is sexual pleasure. There is actually no such thing as a G spot and vaginal orgasms for the most part do not exist. The clitoris has twice the number of nerve endings that a penis does, and it is critical to the way most women will experience an orgasm."
Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted
Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets
Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021
I hope that dude has at least the courtesy to just drop dead and don't hassle any hospital staff
Gorfinkel said that another reason to know a woman's body is for a man to better understand his own risks of sexually transmitted infections. For instance, the doctor offered to look at the most common STI, the human papillomavirus or HPV. "Most sexually active women will actually contract this at some point in their lifetime, and nearly all of them are not going to have symptoms from it. But men can get this HPV and it can cause men to develop cancer, including cancers of the penis, cancers of the anus and rectum, mouth, tongue, lips, esophageal and laryngeal cancer. Basically anywhere where there's a mucosa, a wet surface, it can result in HPV."
"There are other STDs, such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes simplex, HIV, syphilis, hepatitis, and it's important for a person to see a doctor for regular checkups because so many of the diseases have no symptoms, at least half the time."
And the third reason why men should know more about a woman's body is reproduction. But I sincerely hope this one is self-explanatory.
I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????
Wow, And I Never Even Knew
No Chili For You
Then there are the typical incels or nice guys. Counsellor & Psychotherapist Tati Silva told Bored Panda in an interview for an earlier piece that a man who is physically less attractive tends to compensate by being nice to be able to connect to people. However, Silva said they will overcompensate with over-the-top behaviors. "The nice guy will use all the tools to charm the person they are interested in. However, if it is not replicated, the nice guy's true colors come to light," the psychotherapist explained.
“According to Dr. Glover, a nice guy has a sinister side. In the mind of the nice guy, the person he is pursuing should repay his action by becoming his girlfriend or boyfriend, for him that is how these things work. The nice guy will lash out if he does not get what he wants, which might be indirectly influenced by misogynistic entitlement complexes."
Silva said that misogyny occurs unconsciously, connecting with hatred that forms early in life, often as a result of a trauma involving a female figure they trusted. Of course, there are exceptions. “This doesn't apply to everyone, there are genuinely nice guys and girls out there who will be ok to be put in the friend-zone, respecting your opinion. They won’t expect anything back.”
I'm just sorry women have to deal with these men both in real life and online.
Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul
Pollution Is Everywhere Nowadays
Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended
Yeah....ummmm..... anybody of any pronoun will can say and will say how a persons is acting...a hole ....b hole...d hole... all people can and will react. And if they don't they are thinking it. Cause I've learned in some countries women aren't aloud to speak ill about a man but I know they thinking it if they can't express it
This Raises So Many Questions
That’s Not How Any Of This Works
Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat
Yikes
Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?
I’ve never listened to rap or hiphop. I’ve always loved slow, melancholic or soothing piano and violin.
Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!
Guess I’m Brainwashed
Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?
i‘m sure it‘s got to be magpies. though i admit a like sparkly things as well. it doesn‘t distract me from doing my work though.
Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable
Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend
Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go
Yeah Sure Buddy, 15 Guys
"Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"
You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist
That's just semantics though. In many languages sex was short for sexual intercourse and specifically meant penetration of the vagina by a penis. Now that we are more open about genders, sexual preferences and 'the deed' itself, sex is usually seen as more than just penis/vagina action.
"This Tweet Is From 1834"
I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend
Protect Her From Overthinking...?
Yeah, my second husband tried this crap on me. I've been happily divorced for 6 years.
Because All Girls Spend All The Money
A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This
My front bumper several months back, and the cctv, and the young guy who got convicted (or at least the judge who heard the case lol) would beg to differ
Uh, No We Aren't
Not How Lesbians Work
Speaking as a lesbian myself, I'm pretty sure plenty of women turn lesbian because of guys like this.... >.>
Like right? Has this dude never heard of Woman Crush Wednesday?
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i looked up who that was and nearly spat out my choccy milk
Load More Replies... How many times has a lesbian heard 'Such a waste'? It's just disgusting that people think that way.
Wow. My cousin is gorgeous, and she's been happily married to her wife for years now.
this guy needs to fück off before I perform brain surgery on him with a brick
That's why really unattractive men are pedophiles and rapists because no women and even gay men want them.
I have a beautiful friend who’s full blown lesbian so yeah this is just ignorant. Also ugly people are gay and straight. Ugly doesn’t define sexual orientation
Nobody is THAT normal, all people's lives are difficult sometimes. Oh, and both attractive and unattractive women can be lesbians. It's not their looks that matters, but whether they are attracted to OTHER WOMEN.
How can one be this stupid and oblivious. Stereotypes aren't 100% correct
Normal is a weird concept as it doesn't really exist in a group setting. Normal is only to be true to yourself - ergo be normal. Your normal and mine will not be and cannot be the same. The ingenious deviousness of creation is that there is wonderous diversity and no normal...
Really complicated way of saying: no one will go out with me or sleep with me.
Wow, you be so wrong. Yes, some lesbians are do show their preference, just like some of you gays do. Most are just themselves. dressing and acting like they want and preferring women to hair beasts.
Wow! In the words of a famous author, "Never underestimate the power of human stupidity."
And gay men are hotter than straight men?? Lazy bastards straight men are then.
actually i'm a lesbian because i'm not attracted to men, it's quite simple
I'm really hoping that this was written by some 11 year old boy who thinks he's smarter than he is and not an adult with the mental awareness of a child.
Some days I think I'm pretty some days I think I'm not. Does that make me both??
It's actually not how it works. Portia de Rossi is really pretty and she's a lesbian.
This must be a lie he tells himself to deal with women rejecting him? Seriously though it doesn't even makes sense!
I-I swear Im pretty! :( also lots of guys wanna date me but female happens to be my sexual preference
Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"
Alright. Guess I won't be made out of 'wife material'.
This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text
Oh great.... Now we're looking to the 11th century for understanding, advice and unequivocal knowledge about women... "HELLO ! ".. We're in the 21st century...The past is fine for understaning the continuum, but keeping your eyes only on the rear-view mirror will just cause you to run into and over everything in front of you... I'm opting to take the knowledge we've gathered over the last 10 centuries to form a more informed and well-rounded view ...of both women and men !
How About Let Her Be Her Own Person?
Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously
Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked
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All these people are in for a reality shock when they finally meet an actual living girl/woman. Not the one that only lives in their imagination 🙄
They never will because they see what they want to see and their minds are not open to being changed by reality.
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This is just a collection of what the average incel/MGTOW thinks. It's actually kind of scary, because these groups prey on young men who don't have much experience with women, fill their heads with such bullshit and these kinds of attitudes are spreading.
It is very scary. This is the recruitment ground and they can develop into terrorists, or murderers etc. It's like a cult, a dangerous one that doesn't keep to itself, it's blatant and out there and really unsettling
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According to these people my brain hurts because I am a woman.
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Sorry for all women who have to deal with this level of stupidity, ESPECIALLY on a daily basis. One scary thought I have is that I wonder how many of these kind of men are currently holding high positions workplaces only to block promising women from reaching their highest potentials.
I would feel sad for these men that will never know love or meaningful companionship, but they’re such hateful little turds that it’s impossible.
As a man, I am very embarrassed by the rest of my species and their utter stupidity and disrespect. I can not apologize for them, but I feel sorry for anyone who ever comes in contact with these specific men.
Idiots like these make me embarrassed to be male and almost have me considering sex change.
Why aren’t you being attacked for suggesting such a procedure as a joke? Pandas can be quite confusing!
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The messed part is that there is a chance they hold their mothers in high regard yet they are somehow looking down on all other women at the same time. I don't think I will ever be able to understand how their minds work like that.
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Tell me about it, as a man myself I just couldn't make it past #20. 😆 Went straight to the comments instead.
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I don't even have the words to describe my feelings about this... It's just so dumb, and the fact that these people acutally think, they are right makes it even worse..
a collection of the dumbest comments ever made. It‘s sad how people can be so ignorant, intolerant anf dumb.
My partner has been with men who have only been interested in their body, even though they’re a fantastically intelligent, funny and interesting person. When I asked them about themself, they were skeptical because their past partners never spoke to them about that stuff, and only wanted nud3s from them. It made me so sad to see how they were brainwashed into thinking that it was normal to be treated like a toy 😔 (edit: pronouns)
Who flew across the entire world on a plane lemme hear you say it. Who refused to give up her seat on a Montgomery bus because she had her right to sit there let me hear it. Who fought for her education and survived being shot in the face let me hear it. These women shaped history and are the definition of great. Ladies, don't let anyone tell you that you're inferior because of what you look like, your race, gender, or sexuality. You are great.
It's pointless to engage with people like this, only fuels it. Ignore them, they need conflict to continue.
Literally can't. I'm thinking of building my own island where only intelligent people are allowed.
My goodness, I'm speechless. These people actually exist and really think these things? I mean, I'm so naive. The stupidity and the danger oozing from these posts/replies is astounding. What can we do to counter this kind of .... brainwashing?
Have you been on the internet before? Don’t go to Reddit or 4Chan or 8Chan or any male subject forum if I were you, you’ll be in for a traumatic awakening to what the men around you think of you.
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For those who got through all of these, kudos to you. I’m assuming all the men here either were abandoned or hated by their mothers otherwise I don’t see how else they could grow up with such sexist views. It’s hard to believe here in 2021 some men still think like this
I think for some the reason is that they never learned about earning anything (either because they were treated as daddys golden boy or because they just did not reach their goals on their own) so if they do not "get the woman" it has to be because of her -or they are super insecure and try to climb the hierachy by bashing women and showing off to males. I guess there are a dozen reasons but my hunch is these are it for a lot of incels.
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I have a theory God created men first and then women. Hear me out. They were the prototype and we're the final, completed version.
I have a theory God didn’t create anything. And men are so narcissistic they literally invented a man to be king of the universe.
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I'm not sure Boredpanda should post this stuff. What's next posts from white supremacists?
On the other hand, we need to know that there are butt-ignorant hateful creeps out there. Forewarned is forearmed.
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Women are human beings, plain and simple. How is this a difficult concept?
I don't understand how people lump "Women" and "Men". Everyone is quite diverse. Even if there was 1 weird man or women, how does that represent everyone???? Einstein was smart and a man, so all men=einstein?
Good grief, so many men who truly don't see women as human beings. We're apparently all the same to them. We're not individuals.
That is the key issue. For male supremacists women are cattle to own, abuse and f**k.
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I started into this post expecting to be annoyed. I'm more amused than anything else. Those fellas are in for a shocker when they move out of their parents' basement.
The problem is that they will either find some skittish woman and "claim" her in a way (either manipulation or force)or attack the ones with a backbone.
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this was one of the more entertaining threads. i rarely get to flex my sarcasm so thoroughly. ... what with all the crying and shiny object watching
#15 the size one, is basically pointing out that, basically whatever size you are, there is something wrong with you.
It's not about stupid things men have said about women's bodies, it's unmitigated hatred of women. It's terrifying, and terrifying that men who believe these things have a safe space to say them. I hate this post.
I fully agree that these “men” are basement dwelling freaks. This thread is scraping the bottom of the barrel. Can we get an article about amazing men who partner 50/50 and put their wife on a pedestal. I don’t know a single man who thinks like the above post. Maybe humble men scare off these pathetic boys.
Sadly there are a lot of men who think that way. With the rise of the extreme right wing in many countries it is more and more obvious.
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Where the heck do these idiots come from and where are they getting all of this nonsense
I had to quit reading. I was getting mentally and physically sick. Not ill, SICK!
I couldn't even finish this, it was so bad!!!!!! I can believe that men out there actual say or think these things.
It's hard to believe there are people like these around. But I've had the unfortunate displeasure of meeting them once in a while. Anecdotally, I've quickly realize they are pretty set on their ways and often wonder why no one ever trusts them with anything serious.
Wow. Sounds like a bunch of men that started Gilead. Sorry, this is how the men think in The Handmaids Tale. Man. This is some dumb s**t.
If ever there was a thread that justifies the non-censorship of original authors of posts! These men, and god tell me no woman would come out with such 19th century misogyny, should be outed and humiliated.
Didn't the entire Trump administration prove just the opposite of this?
this entire time I keep wanting to make a cool comeback but I'm not really a girl (even if people view me as a girl) so I only get mildly offended and my brain keeps coming up with nothing.
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If people 'troll' by spewing hateful and harmful rhetoric, it means they are hateful and harmful themselves
Load More Replies... All these people are in for a reality shock when they finally meet an actual living girl/woman. Not the one that only lives in their imagination 🙄
They never will because they see what they want to see and their minds are not open to being changed by reality.
Load More Replies... This is just a collection of what the average incel/MGTOW thinks. It's actually kind of scary, because these groups prey on young men who don't have much experience with women, fill their heads with such bullshit and these kinds of attitudes are spreading.
It is very scary. This is the recruitment ground and they can develop into terrorists, or murderers etc. It's like a cult, a dangerous one that doesn't keep to itself, it's blatant and out there and really unsettling
Load More Replies... According to these people my brain hurts because I am a woman.
Load More Replies... Sorry for all women who have to deal with this level of stupidity, ESPECIALLY on a daily basis. One scary thought I have is that I wonder how many of these kind of men are currently holding high positions workplaces only to block promising women from reaching their highest potentials.
I would feel sad for these men that will never know love or meaningful companionship, but they’re such hateful little turds that it’s impossible.
As a man, I am very embarrassed by the rest of my species and their utter stupidity and disrespect. I can not apologize for them, but I feel sorry for anyone who ever comes in contact with these specific men.
Idiots like these make me embarrassed to be male and almost have me considering sex change.
Why aren’t you being attacked for suggesting such a procedure as a joke? Pandas can be quite confusing!
Load More Replies... The messed part is that there is a chance they hold their mothers in high regard yet they are somehow looking down on all other women at the same time. I don't think I will ever be able to understand how their minds work like that.
Load More Replies... Tell me about it, as a man myself I just couldn't make it past #20. 😆 Went straight to the comments instead.
Load More Replies... I don't even have the words to describe my feelings about this... It's just so dumb, and the fact that these people acutally think, they are right makes it even worse..
a collection of the dumbest comments ever made. It‘s sad how people can be so ignorant, intolerant anf dumb.
My partner has been with men who have only been interested in their body, even though they’re a fantastically intelligent, funny and interesting person. When I asked them about themself, they were skeptical because their past partners never spoke to them about that stuff, and only wanted nud3s from them. It made me so sad to see how they were brainwashed into thinking that it was normal to be treated like a toy 😔 (edit: pronouns)
Who flew across the entire world on a plane lemme hear you say it. Who refused to give up her seat on a Montgomery bus because she had her right to sit there let me hear it. Who fought for her education and survived being shot in the face let me hear it. These women shaped history and are the definition of great. Ladies, don't let anyone tell you that you're inferior because of what you look like, your race, gender, or sexuality. You are great.
It's pointless to engage with people like this, only fuels it. Ignore them, they need conflict to continue.
Literally can't. I'm thinking of building my own island where only intelligent people are allowed.
My goodness, I'm speechless. These people actually exist and really think these things? I mean, I'm so naive. The stupidity and the danger oozing from these posts/replies is astounding. What can we do to counter this kind of .... brainwashing?
Have you been on the internet before? Don’t go to Reddit or 4Chan or 8Chan or any male subject forum if I were you, you’ll be in for a traumatic awakening to what the men around you think of you.
Load More Replies... For those who got through all of these, kudos to you. I’m assuming all the men here either were abandoned or hated by their mothers otherwise I don’t see how else they could grow up with such sexist views. It’s hard to believe here in 2021 some men still think like this
I think for some the reason is that they never learned about earning anything (either because they were treated as daddys golden boy or because they just did not reach their goals on their own) so if they do not "get the woman" it has to be because of her -or they are super insecure and try to climb the hierachy by bashing women and showing off to males. I guess there are a dozen reasons but my hunch is these are it for a lot of incels.
Load More Replies... I have a theory God created men first and then women. Hear me out. They were the prototype and we're the final, completed version.
I have a theory God didn’t create anything. And men are so narcissistic they literally invented a man to be king of the universe.
Load More Replies... I'm not sure Boredpanda should post this stuff. What's next posts from white supremacists?
On the other hand, we need to know that there are butt-ignorant hateful creeps out there. Forewarned is forearmed.
Load More Replies... Women are human beings, plain and simple. How is this a difficult concept?
I don't understand how people lump "Women" and "Men". Everyone is quite diverse. Even if there was 1 weird man or women, how does that represent everyone???? Einstein was smart and a man, so all men=einstein?
Good grief, so many men who truly don't see women as human beings. We're apparently all the same to them. We're not individuals.
That is the key issue. For male supremacists women are cattle to own, abuse and f**k.
Load More Replies... I started into this post expecting to be annoyed. I'm more amused than anything else. Those fellas are in for a shocker when they move out of their parents' basement.
The problem is that they will either find some skittish woman and "claim" her in a way (either manipulation or force)or attack the ones with a backbone.
Load More Replies... this was one of the more entertaining threads. i rarely get to flex my sarcasm so thoroughly. ... what with all the crying and shiny object watching
#15 the size one, is basically pointing out that, basically whatever size you are, there is something wrong with you.
It's not about stupid things men have said about women's bodies, it's unmitigated hatred of women. It's terrifying, and terrifying that men who believe these things have a safe space to say them. I hate this post.
I fully agree that these “men” are basement dwelling freaks. This thread is scraping the bottom of the barrel. Can we get an article about amazing men who partner 50/50 and put their wife on a pedestal. I don’t know a single man who thinks like the above post. Maybe humble men scare off these pathetic boys.
Sadly there are a lot of men who think that way. With the rise of the extreme right wing in many countries it is more and more obvious.
Load More Replies... Where the heck do these idiots come from and where are they getting all of this nonsense
I had to quit reading. I was getting mentally and physically sick. Not ill, SICK!
I couldn't even finish this, it was so bad!!!!!! I can believe that men out there actual say or think these things.
It's hard to believe there are people like these around. But I've had the unfortunate displeasure of meeting them once in a while. Anecdotally, I've quickly realize they are pretty set on their ways and often wonder why no one ever trusts them with anything serious.
Wow. Sounds like a bunch of men that started Gilead. Sorry, this is how the men think in The Handmaids Tale. Man. This is some dumb s**t.
If ever there was a thread that justifies the non-censorship of original authors of posts! These men, and god tell me no woman would come out with such 19th century misogyny, should be outed and humiliated.
Didn't the entire Trump administration prove just the opposite of this?
this entire time I keep wanting to make a cool comeback but I'm not really a girl (even if people view me as a girl) so I only get mildly offended and my brain keeps coming up with nothing.
PLEASE READ AND DON'T IGNORE HOW I WAS CURED FROM GENITAL HERPES VIRUS I was diagnosed with Genital Herpes for the past 2 years and I have been searching for a cure. I have several outbreaks on my back and it really affected me morally, I read a testimony on this platform of a lady from New York city who was cured from Herpes with Dr .HAZIM Herbal medicine including the doctor's official email address.( usmandrhazim@gmail.com), I contacted the doctor through his email, after much discussion and a few questions he prepared the Herbal medicine and asked for my address which I received the Herbal medicine 4 days later and with his prescription I drank the Herbal medicine for 21 days. After concluding the herbal medicine I went for a test and my IgG result was confirmed Negative with no trace of the virus on my blood. please Contact Dr HAZIM and be cured by his email; (usmandrhazim@gmail.com) or WhatsApp text (+2349058026857) He has Herbal cure for Diabetes, Hepatitis, Heart diseases.
If people 'troll' by spewing hateful and harmful rhetoric, it means they are hateful and harmful themselves
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