Apparently, some men think if a woman wears an ankle bracelet, she is either a lesbian or a prostitute. And don't even ask them about those who carry around their stuff in a backpack instead of a purse!

These things sound unbelievable, but just take a look at the subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork and you'll discover that some guys have such wild misconceptions about females, it's like they're talking about an alien race.

I honestly don't know how they come up with such... theories. Maybe their ego couldn't handle a breakup, so they invented an explanation on why it was their partner's fault. Or maybe they're just following the wrong people on social media.

Either way, continue scrolling to check out the latest posts from r/NotHowGirlsWork and if you want more after you're done, fire up Bored Panda's earlier piece on the subreddit. Enjoy.

#1

So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

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Nat Hedley
Community Member
1 month ago

Good thing I don't give a toss about your archaic understanding of modesty.

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#2

Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
1 month ago

Yeah, ol Patrick Bateman in his limo with his money was sooo good to those women. He sharpened his axe and laid out plastic, so thoughtful.

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Some of the folks who end up on r/NotHowGirlsWork seem to be completely clueless about the woman's body. Which isn't really a surprise. General practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda it's actually shocking how little men know about it.

To illustrate her point, Gorfinkel highlighted a YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 which asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. "The results were actually abysmal," the doctor said. "Well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."

#3

Is There A Source For Women?

Is There A Source For Women?

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Donkey boi
Community Member
1 month ago

Men: [Say stupid things]. Me (also a man): Can I unsubscribe from this whole gender?

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#4

We're Not Dogs

We're Not Dogs

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Monday
Community Member
1 month ago

Well if their perfume is heavy enough....

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#5

Ideal Wife Criteria

Ideal Wife Criteria

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Kioh81
Community Member
1 month ago

What in the actual heck? Who comes up with this?? W-o-w....

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"There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low," Gorfinkel explained. "Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned."

Gorfinkel thinks men have to educate themselves on women and their bodily functions for several reasons. "First on the list is, of course, sex because sexual characteristics define what genders are, and knowing more about a woman's body is the bedrock to great sex. [For example,] the vulva is on the outside and that's the part that touches clothing. The vulva actually has four parts. The mons (that's where the triangle of hair grows), the hairy outer labia and the hairless inner labia, and finally the clitoris. The vagina is simply a tube. It's a tube that connects the vulva to the opening of the uterus, the cervix, and the cervix can be felt actually when fingers are deep inside the vagina. And what is the clitoris? Its sole function is sexual pleasure. There is actually no such thing as a G spot and vaginal orgasms for the most part do not exist. The clitoris has twice the number of nerve endings that a penis does, and it is critical to the way most women will experience an orgasm."

#6

Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

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Happy_Pandalover
Community Member
1 month ago

idiot

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#7

Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

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JuJu
Community Member
1 month ago

If it keeps such guys away, I will wear one (or ten) at all times

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#8

Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
Community Member
1 month ago

I hope that dude has at least the courtesy to just drop dead and don't hassle any hospital staff

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Gorfinkel said that another reason to know a woman's body is for a man to better understand his own risks of sexually transmitted infections. For instance, the doctor offered to look at the most common STI, the human papillomavirus or HPV. "Most sexually active women will actually contract this at some point in their lifetime, and nearly all of them are not going to have symptoms from it. But men can get this HPV and it can cause men to develop cancer, including cancers of the penis, cancers of the anus and rectum, mouth, tongue, lips, esophageal and laryngeal cancer. Basically anywhere where there's a mucosa, a wet surface, it can result in HPV."

"There are other STDs, such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes simplex, HIV, syphilis, hepatitis, and it's important for a person to see a doctor for regular checkups because so many of the diseases have no symptoms, at least half the time."

And the third reason why men should know more about a woman's body is reproduction. But I sincerely hope this one is self-explanatory.

#9

I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

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I I
Community Member
1 month ago

LOL

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#10

Wow, And I Never Even Knew

Wow, And I Never Even Knew

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JuJu
Community Member
1 month ago

Nah, it's for the dildo collection

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#11

No Chili For You

No Chili For You

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N G
Community Member
1 month ago

Hey, no Pink Tax! That's...progress, right?

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Then there are the typical incels or nice guys. Counsellor & Psychotherapist Tati Silva told Bored Panda in an interview for an earlier piece that a man who is physically less attractive tends to compensate by being nice to be able to connect to people. However, Silva said they will overcompensate with over-the-top behaviors. "The nice guy will use all the tools to charm the person they are interested in. However, if it is not replicated, the nice guy's true colors come to light," the psychotherapist explained.

“According to Dr. Glover, a nice guy has a sinister side. In the mind of the nice guy, the person he is pursuing should repay his action by becoming his girlfriend or boyfriend, for him that is how these things work. The nice guy will lash out if he does not get what he wants, which might be indirectly influenced by misogynistic entitlement complexes."

Silva said that misogyny occurs unconsciously, connecting with hatred that forms early in life, often as a result of a trauma involving a female figure they trusted. Of course, there are exceptions. “This doesn't apply to everyone, there are genuinely nice guys and girls out there who will be ok to be put in the friend-zone, respecting your opinion. They won’t expect anything back.”

I'm just sorry women have to deal with these men both in real life and online.

#12

Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul

Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul

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Happy_Pandalover
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1 month ago

the person, wo wrote this lost his soul.

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#13

Pollution Is Everywhere Nowadays

Pollution Is Everywhere Nowadays

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Nela Rothenbach
Community Member
1 month ago

Right, not because it happens periodically.

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#14

Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

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Stephanie Johnson
Community Member
1 month ago

Yeah....ummmm..... anybody of any pronoun will can say and will say how a persons is acting...a hole ....b hole...d hole... all people can and will react. And if they don't they are thinking it. Cause I've learned in some countries women aren't aloud to speak ill about a man but I know they thinking it if they can't express it

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#15

This Raises So Many Questions

This Raises So Many Questions

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Sue Hazlewood
Community Member
1 month ago

Whoever came up with this has to be an incel

Art3mis
Community Member
1 month ago

Guess I’m a demon

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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
Community Member
1 month ago

Same douchebag: No woman wants to have sex with me and I don't know why. Nice guys are always ignored!

Aya Hikage
Community Member
1 month ago

oh my god yes its so true! ...and sad at the same time

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Ellen Ranks
Community Member
1 month ago

Oh! I'm a man! Good thing whoever wrote this mansplained it to me or I would never have found out.

Honorary Malfoy
Community Member
1 month ago

The mansplaining really does work 🤩🤩I had no idea I was a spoiled brat 🤩 🤩

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Terilee Bruyere
Community Member
1 month ago

I am not a demon, I'm the space saving design.

M O'Connell
Community Member
1 month ago

That can have significant advantages. I do all of my own home-maintenance, and being 6' tall makes it awfully hard to work under the sink (or in the attic). A stepstool could make me taller, but nothing's going to make me more compact.

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Demi Zwaan
Community Member
1 month ago

So, no woman is actually a woman? Ok. Sure.

Pedro
Community Member
1 month ago

So they are supposed to be bad at any height? I wonder how tall was this fu*kers mom.

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
Community Member
1 month ago

They forgot a category... 4'10" and under: Perfect girl. That, chances are, makes them a pedo.

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Deep
Community Member
1 month ago

So women change sex after climbing upto 6!

Meghna Mohan
Community Member
1 month ago

Someone rejected by women of different heights at different stages in his life is venting here, moving on!!!

Becklass
Community Member
1 month ago

Whoever wrote this does not like women. There are no positives. also - I’m a demon, apparently.

Iggy
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm a spoiled brat!

Aquamarine
Community Member
1 month ago

lol me too

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Confused Flamingo
Community Member
1 month ago

Yay I am demon🥳🥳🥳

Ceredwyn Ealanta
Community Member
1 month ago

My favourite thing here is that this graph implies the following: Lady demon. Lady Spoiled Brat. Lady Psycho. Lady Man.

Marcellus the Third
Community Member
1 month ago

But why the "a" then? It doesn't even work grammatically.

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Phoenix Shadowhunter
Community Member
1 month ago

Well, I guess my dad can stop calling me a spoiled brat now... I'm just a fricking DEMON!!! RARR!!!

Bender Bending Rodríguez
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

F$%^ My wife's a demon according to this. Well guess what she's my demon and I love her to hell and back.

Daria B
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

This means nothing to me. Literally. Because it's no metric system. ♡

totinos pizza rolls
Community Member
1 month ago

or they are just women who have a height

UncleRussian
Community Member
1 month ago

According to this I'm a spoiled brat.... Aaaaaaaaw, I wanted to be a demon :(

CalicoKitty
Community Member
1 month ago

Me too. Just missed the demon mark. Hold on while I remove my feet...

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Bettie-Jean Neal
Community Member
1 month ago

Ohh, I'm a DEMON. Cool!

Maddie Star ⭐
Community Member
1 month ago

s**t, I'm a demon. now what are my powers, can I destroy the stupid man?

Pumpkin Spice
Community Member
1 month ago

i guess im a demon then *demon intensifies*

Charlotte A.
Community Member
1 month ago

Oh not only am I gay (for not liking purses) but I'm a demon too! COOL!

Sky Fails314
Community Member
1 month ago

Guess I'm a demon then...

Helmut Kok
Community Member
1 month ago

So I have been in a samesex relationship since 1994

catta•mrow
Community Member
1 month ago

so apparently I'm a demon!

Asy EnderDragon
Community Member
1 month ago

yes, I am a demon. FEAR MEH!

Shirley Heyn
Community Member
1 month ago

Well, that just about covers every "lady", doesn't it? Leaves you only < 4' 11" to date & mate.

Alexia Alberts
Community Member
1 month ago

So basically whatever size you are, there is something wrong with you.

Blk Pumpkin
Community Member
1 month ago

I am 6'1 Sooo.. guess that make me more man than he could ever be.

MiaOokami
Community Member
1 month ago

This dude screams and hides whenever he sees a classroom of ten year old girls.

Chaotic_pansexual
Community Member
1 month ago

I’m so sorry everyone for being such a spoiled brat. I hope you can forgive me for my behavior

Gabrielle Causey
Community Member
1 month ago

crap...I'm an inch away from being just a spoiled brat :(

Luna
Community Member
1 month ago

Guess I’m a spoiled demon brat - thingy

ChrisZAUR
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm happy with my little demon :)

Florence Burns
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm 5'4" and I'm a survivor of narc abuse by an overt narc father and and a covert narc mother. A spoiled brat? Sure if that means I'm mourning the loss of a childhood and a normal adult future.

Renate Stargardt
Community Member
1 month ago

😂🤣 And then they stand in front of a (female) model ... and the only thing they can do is gasp for air and maybe drool a little

Fee Hofmann
Community Member
1 month ago

So this guy was rejected by women of various heights. Interesting.

Marilyn Ransberry
Community Member
1 month ago

So basically a woman would have to be under 4’ 11” to be acceptable?

I'm lay sheep in China
Community Member
1 month ago

Guess m a demon then... Imma hunt u then

Potato
Community Member
1 month ago

I think whomever wrote this may be a pedophile...

Trisec
Community Member
1 month ago

Aaigh! I've been married to a demon for the last quarter-century!!

Just Drowning
Community Member
1 month ago

Guess I'm gay.

Emerald
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm a demon ❤ luv u guys ❤

Mary Bricklin
Community Member
1 month ago

Huh, guess I'm a spoiled brat. Except, no sugar person to spoil me here. I feel cheated.

Helmut Kok
Community Member
1 month ago

I am in a samesex relationship then? I am kind of surprise

WildHoneyPie
Community Member
1 month ago

Wow. This guy needs a warning label tattooed on his forehead.

Joy
Community Member
1 month ago

I've heard a similar joke about this: Girls be 5'7" (1.7m) and over and want to be called cute. Nah bruh, you handsome. By the logic of this joke, I'm a somewhat handsome "man"...because I'm 5'9" (1.75m).

Jonathan Litton
Community Member
1 month ago

it's only okay to discriminate based on height if you're making fun of men

cheryl strickland
Community Member
1 month ago

Demon bitch to you

Ara Noguera
Community Member
1 month ago

Demon here.

Samantha Robinson
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm no demon, I'm just fun sized candy mixed with a confetti launcher!

Jessica Cifelli
Community Member
1 month ago

Apparently I am a demon😈🤣

Crouching hippo hidden panda
Community Member
1 month ago

Hahaha so far reading these posts; im a gay attention-seeking demon who has lost my soul (double demon), spiritually corrupt (duh - no soul, possibly a prostitute and who can smell other women. Wow can we just round these men up and drift them out to sea or something?

cassiushumanmother
Community Member
1 month ago

WoW! I'm a childfree lesbian backpack wearing demon, with a high level diploma and i had a black cat! I'm basicaly the worst nightmare of incels!

Sakura Takashi
Community Member
1 month ago

i guess i am a demon. lol

The weird one!
Community Member
1 month ago

welp guess im a demon

Martz Migraña
Community Member
1 month ago

Yay! I'm a demon 😈

If I could I would live under water
Community Member
1 month ago

Psycho here and loving it ☺️

Xandra, The Little Hufflepuff
Community Member
1 month ago

Guess I'm a demon then, lol, FEAR ME YOU SEXIST FIENDS!!!!!!

Donkey boi
Community Member
1 month ago

So is this guy saying all the good women are less than 4'11??? That raises a lot of concerns for me!

Sarah Simons
Community Member
1 month ago

Oh so I'm a demon then

MERCI LANGSTON
Community Member
1 month ago

I guess I am a demon then

Edward Shaw
Community Member
1 month ago

I'd enjoying dating a man

M O'Connell
Community Member
1 month ago

Same here!

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Anonymous
Community Member
4 weeks ago

I am a demon??

Bi raccoon
Community Member
1 month ago

So apparently I’m a dude now?

Suzanne Metcalf
Community Member
1 month ago

i mean im 5' and according to my friend i can be a bit of demon...never make fun of my height, i have the perfect reach to kick/punch EVERYONE in the crotch

Eilat Jelin
Community Member
1 month ago

Me, DEMON, you, IDIOT!

Mia
Community Member
1 month ago

Welp I guess I'm a demon

Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
Community Member
1 month ago

Glad to be a Demon!

XD
Community Member
1 month ago

I guess I’m a psycho?

Morgan
Community Member
1 month ago

My ex ( 5'2") would agree.

Sarra R
Community Member
1 month ago

I mean, I'm 5'5 and a submissive brat but that's only in my personal kinky life at home with the brat taming bf Dom...... Just saying.....

ALM, BLM, Y'know.
Community Member
1 month ago

So.. I'm.. A demon... Having an insane growth spurt... So I'm.. Quickly turning into a man...

Sara G
Community Member
1 month ago

Yup, and I'm the head of demons here at 4'11" lol

Kim Lorton
Community Member
1 month ago

Hahahahaha!!!

Autumn
Community Member
1 month ago

Welp, guess I’m a demon then 🤷🏻‍♀️

scarr_bee
Community Member
1 month ago

YES I’M A DEMON

Tess the ferret
Community Member
1 month ago

Demon: a person who does a particular activity with great skill or energy Ill go annoy him for a few weeks with great skill and energy then

NaChO tHe UnIcOrN
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm on the cusp between demon and spoiled brat

Hollie Marie
Community Member
1 month ago

*stamps foot* I am NOT a spoilt brat.

Remi
Community Member
1 month ago

I always thought theirs a little devil in me 😈

Mae Mosse
Community Member
1 month ago

Victoria Secret has a lot of men working for them then

Zedrapazia
Community Member
1 month ago

Now I can proudly announce in my neighborhood are a lot of demons, and I also turned into a man, whilst my boss became a spoiled brat. - Seriously, is there even a size that's good enough for this person?

Jane W.
Community Member
1 month ago

This person seems to have had a bad history with ALL women, and prefers men.

Noelle (xe/she)
Community Member
1 month ago

But if you're taller than 6 feet and you're a 'man' then the chart doesn't apply to you anymore-

Carolyn McCully
Community Member
1 month ago

Happy to be a Demon!

Lynn Morello
Community Member
1 month ago

Just goes to show that he was topo busy watching things he shouldn't when they handed the brains out.

Baali Venomax
Community Member
1 month ago

Whoever came up with this has Spoilt Brat and Demon the wrong way around hehehehehe. the 5"4 plus girls I knew in college were the demons, the smaller ones were just violent but they were fun to be around.

Mickie Shea
Community Member
1 month ago

Man's IQ. Above, IQ about his age.

Iara Ra
Community Member
1 month ago

Basically there is no height that makes a woman a normal being

Lisa Casserly
Community Member
1 month ago

well. That's just ridiculous. This was made up by a man who hates women.

Pam Wilson-Hallinan
Community Member
1 month ago

I guess I'm spoiled then. But truly, I am! 😂

JD Lee
Community Member
1 month ago

One way to make yourself feel better when your personality makes women run the opposite direction screaming in fear.

Vasana Phong
Community Member
1 month ago

Wow I’m only 4’9”, I’m beneath a demon😔?

Veronica Vatter
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm 5'3"...... Well that explains alot

Birma Gustafsson
Community Member
1 month ago

Hmmm ... so I'm a demon, then ... you should start running now.

Clearly sunny
Community Member
1 month ago

Guess I'm a demon then.

somnomania
Community Member
1 month ago

these are so arbitrary

Llama_flower93
Community Member
1 month ago

Well I'm 5'8.5" so I'm clearly not apart of this...

Alison Wells
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm 4'10''. I must be so evil and vile I transcend the chart.

SisterSophie
Community Member
1 month ago

so apparently I’m a man? 🤷‍♀️

Rustyn Birch
Community Member
1 month ago

Bahahaha!!!!

Weird Gaming Emo
Community Member
1 month ago

What of your shorter than 4' 11

Glenn Zoontjens
Community Member
1 month ago

So, according to this, there are no good women... or are they all under 4'11". What a muppet!!

Ivy Ruonakoski
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm 5'3". Explains a lot, actually.

Freya Fluharty
Community Member
1 month ago

My sister and her daughter are up to 4' 10". Where do they fit in?

MagNat
Community Member
1 month ago

That's so rude. Write it in centimeters.

A_BadlyDrawnBearPic
Community Member
1 month ago

Idiot.

Suzanne Haigh
Community Member
1 month ago

Marvelous, I am a demon

Fiercepelt
Community Member
1 month ago

welp guess im a demon now

Heather Menard
Community Member
1 month ago

Spoiled brat far from it

Carlota
Community Member
1 month ago

Honored to be an spoiled brat

InfectedVoice
Community Member
1 month ago

Mrs Voice is 5'1, he ain't wrong.

Analyn Lahr
Community Member
1 month ago

I just love being a demon. So the question here, is what kind of woman does this dude want then? Shorter than 4'11"?

Lillian Fay
Community Member
1 month ago

Hehe. I'm a demon

Virgil Sanders
Community Member
1 month ago

where my fellow demons at

Leah Pheonix
Community Member
1 month ago

You're making all women sound like a bad person

Mark Evans
Community Member
1 month ago

Is he saying I should bring a tape measure when I'm meeting Women? Not weird at all...

Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
1 month ago

It's nice that he used the term 'lady'. So sweet.

Jennifer Norton
Community Member
1 month ago

so if you are 4'10 or shorter you are good???? wha?!?!?!

debrina blackmoon
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

Phew! I just missed being a demon! Wait-aww, damnit! Spoiled? NO. Sort of a brat as a kid but whatever.

Robert Bailey
Community Member
1 month ago

Mmm. Pedophile?

Eredyn IreMist
Community Member
1 month ago

Bruuuuuhhhhh I'm a Demon. This is both funny and stupid... Why is there no normal height???

Mariaf
Community Member
1 month ago

well, at least we know how tall was his mom

Jaguarundi
Community Member
1 month ago

WOW! I'm a psycho! No wonder I can't find long sleeve shirts that fit and pants with functional pockets.

El Dee
Community Member
1 month ago

Misogyny masquerading as humour..

Valley Girl
Community Member
1 month ago

4'11"-5'3": thinks I'm a loser 5'4"-5'8": thinks I'm a loser 5'9"-5'11": thinks I'm a loser 6"0 & up : thinks I'm a loser AND can kick my ass

Darth Rabbit
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm a man?! Wow, you think my husband would have noticed by now!

A Random Panda
Community Member
1 month ago

There's no good height to be.

Skidanpump
Community Member
1 month ago

6’0 and up: A M A N

bxttery_bxby
Community Member
1 month ago

Apparently I'm a spoiled brat

Bob Knob
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm 6' and if I'm a man I'd like to speak to a manager about refunds for all the tampons I've had to buy over the years.

Rowan Rychel
Community Member
1 month ago

Eh I get called a demon all the time.... Though usually for the fact that I can scare someone by looking in their vague direction, the boys in my class are a bunch of wooses

Katelyn
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

my girl is a beautiful demon then lol

Chenandoa
Community Member
1 month ago

Ooo, I'm crazy? I dont see what I do different...

MSD
Community Member
1 month ago

Depending on what shoes I'm wearing, I could be a psycho or a man! Because only women can be phycho, right?

Karen Grace
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm 4'10" so I don't know what that would make me...

Axolotl King
Community Member
1 month ago

Hahahaha imma demon

No.
Community Member
1 month ago

they're all bad! a man is more vague tho

asie oop
Community Member
1 month ago

ugh, im a psycho

Lisa Mcateer
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm a demon. Good to know. Wonder if it comes with powers?

Sophia Atkinson
Community Member
1 month ago

Hey, I’m 4’11 and I am not a demon. Sure I’m short and kinda nerdy but I am not a demon.

Aasha Rooks [STUDENT]
Community Member
1 month ago

just because someone hardly Grew from childhood doesn't mean they're going to eat your soul

JustAWeirdoGirlChild
Community Member
1 month ago

im a spoiled brat and my friend is psycho and my other is a demon.....

⭐Onyx (they/them)⭐
Community Member
1 month ago

I AM A DEMON

deanna woods
Community Member
1 month ago

This height is not demon, it's fun size.

angie but who cares
Community Member
1 month ago

wanna transition into a man just be tall

Dark Pearl
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

As a demon, I want to say: REEEEEE REEEEE REEEEEEEEEEE

AzKhaleesi
Community Member
1 month ago

Well damn this must be true because my husband calls me a spoiled brat all the time... cuz he spoils me lol.

Bender Bending Rodríguez
Community Member
1 month ago

What height is suppose to be Lady Woman?

TheLazyPoki
Community Member
1 month ago

damn I guess I'm a demon-

Vicky Zar
Community Member
1 month ago

Not sure I got it right... but I think I am a demon

HooowlAtTheMoon
Community Member
1 month ago

Haha I'm a spoiled brat.

froggy
Community Member
1 month ago

What if you are 4'6 0_0

Mini crewmate
Community Member
1 month ago

Welp my mom is a demon then

Patricia Healton
Community Member
1 month ago

5' nothing here and I can attest to being a demon thank you very much.

she/they and probably gay
Community Member
1 month ago

aight so all woman who want a man : BE UNDER 4'11 lol

kjorn
Community Member
1 month ago

i love demon!

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
Community Member
1 month ago

Well, my best friend is a demon and I'm a spoiled brat.

Bakugo Katsuki
Community Member
1 month ago

I am a 5'2 and this is so wrong, i feel attacked 0-0

Ece Cenker
Community Member
1 month ago

Sorry that this 4'10 guy is so down about his height.

SheHulk
Community Member
1 month ago

What if you are 5`8,5``?

Kawaii Hippotato
Community Member
1 month ago

is no height acceptable? how tall are we supposed to be then? 4'10 and under?

Cain Hargreaves
Community Member
1 month ago

Apparently I'm a psycho~

Ariana Brice
Community Member
1 month ago

idiot

Xylle Flora
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm apparently a demon and my sister is a spoiled brat because she's tall. Wow.

Niall Mac Iomera
Community Member
1 month ago

So only women under 4'11" are acceptable?

Khalil Verdejo
Community Member
1 month ago

With that logic, anyone under 5 is a demon.

TexasPK
Community Member
1 month ago

I am a spoiled brat. Okay then.

TrickQuestion
Community Member
1 month ago

So, it sounds to me like there's not a category that they'd actively want to date (unless you're literally saying only women under 4'11 are acceptable)

•LeXi•
Community Member
1 month ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hermione
Community Member
1 month ago

This was published where? Why? By whom? Maybe a uni mag to get bites?

Christina Schulte
Community Member
1 month ago

I love how that same guy would also be pitching a massive fit if a woman held him to any "height standard".

CatWoman312
Community Member
1 month ago

So is this guy gay or just an incel?

N G
Community Member
1 month ago

He doesn't say that a man is necessarily a negative thing.... Nor does he seem to have a problem with those under 4'10". So he's either closeted or a paedo.

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#16

That’s Not How Any Of This Works

That’s Not How Any Of This Works

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Emma Love
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1 month ago

Yeah Oprah! Wait...

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#17

Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat

Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat

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Kioh81
Community Member
1 month ago

Guess I'm a dude then with my highly trained 140lb Presa Canario.... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ wtf

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#18

Yikes

Yikes

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Kioh81
Community Member
1 month ago

I thought it was vaguely amusing until I got to the "common uses" part. That part is straight b.s. and whoever wrote that now deserves a throat punch and a chair to the head.

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#19

Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

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lunar eclipse
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

I’ve never listened to rap or hiphop. I’ve always loved slow, melancholic or soothing piano and violin.

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#20

Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

kitkatkidders Report

Roxy Eastland
Community Member
1 month ago

He'd know how?

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#21

Guess I’m Brainwashed

Guess I’m Brainwashed

ExpertAccident Report

Lauren Caswell
Community Member
1 month ago

Yep, washing our brains clean of nonsense and toxicity

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#22

Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

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Happy_Pandalover
Community Member
1 month ago

i‘m sure it‘s got to be magpies. though i admit a like sparkly things as well. it doesn‘t distract me from doing my work though.

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#23

Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

Meshuggah_and_Spice Report

Lauren Caswell
Community Member
1 month ago

Men like this are offal. Really really offal.

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#24

Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

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JuJu
Community Member
1 month ago

Wait! I should have offered my lotion? Not pee on his leg????? Dammit

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#25

Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

ExpertAccident Report

Nela Rothenbach
Community Member
1 month ago

True, if they date you....

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#26

Yeah Sure Buddy, 15 Guys

Yeah Sure Buddy, 15 Guys

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Roxy Eastland
Community Member
1 month ago

Someone needs to check his basement . . .

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#27

"Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

"Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

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JuJu
Community Member
1 month ago

How f*ucked up can one be?

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#28

You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

CinnamonBomb Report

Demi Zwaan
Community Member
1 month ago

That's just semantics though. In many languages sex was short for sexual intercourse and specifically meant penetration of the vagina by a penis. Now that we are more open about genders, sexual preferences and 'the deed' itself, sex is usually seen as more than just penis/vagina action.

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#29

"This Tweet Is From 1834"

"This Tweet Is From 1834"

Limscat , twitter.com Report

I I
Community Member
1 month ago

We only need to look at the countries with female leaders during covid , heres a hint , they're doing better than male run countries

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#30

I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend