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Life would be much simpler yet more exciting at the same time if things worked just like in our favorite movies. The good guys would always save the day at the last minute. Adventures of a lifetime could happen at any moment. And your soulmate could be just around the corner. Alas! That’s not how the real world works.

OG_Builds created a thread on r/AskReddit and asked people to share what is totally normal in movies but never actually happens in real life. And, wow, did people deliver! The redditor’s post received 28.8k comments in 2 days, as well as more than 64.2k upvotes. Scroll down to have a look, don’t forget to upvote your fave things that are normal in movies, and share your own ideas in the comments! OG_Builds told Bored Panda that they got the idea to make the thread after watching a lot of movies while on vacation, while the comment that they could relate to the most was the one about finding new friends.

“I think the comment I found the most relatable was one pointing out how movie characters find friends the second they move to a new city. I just moved to a new town and I feel like movies underestimate the amount of time it takes to get to know people and build relationships.” Read on for the rest of our interview with the thread’s OP.

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights Women can be in the jungle for days but no body hair anywhere.

Men instantly grow a beard

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Secret: women pack an emergency shaver, men an emergency testosterone injection.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also women in adventure movies still somehow manage to look like they spent hours on their makeup/hair despite being stranded in the jungle for days with no access to any of life's basic necessities.

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Clavelle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perfectly styled hair and a face full of makeup too. But the thing that gets me the most mad is when I see a woman (or man for that matter) in an apocalyptic or other action type scenario without their hair up!!! It breaks the believability of the movie/show. I've tied my hair up with whatever I can find when need be: string, yarn, hell even a vine when I was camping once. But please, tell me how you're gonna fight off that zombie when the wind blows that long tangle free hair into your eyes!?😂

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Vaida Kuodytė
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a woman who has to deal with an inconceivable amount of body hair, I am so triggered D: men really believe we don't grow any

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Jo Choto
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Women never have armpit hair or roots, no matter how long they've been stranded somewhere.

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Johnny
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In 4 days I'd look almost like the guy in the picture, my wife would still have no visible body hair. In 2 weeks maybe you could see some armpit hair, but not in a few days.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair I know a couple of guys who have insta-beards in like 2 or 3 days. I also know guys who can try for two years and be in patchy glory of tiny baby hair.

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danielw
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to be.... 'sensitive' about my lack of ability to grow a proper beard. for years. Until I learned that the same thing that the same thing that controls beard growth (more testosterone-B, more beard, iirc) also causes male pattern baldness. So it' entertaining watching all the people you were jealous of try and pull off the comb-over-of-shame.

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Rivo Haavandi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, women's body hair wouldn't even be as instantly noticeable like a man's beard, which often gets really noticeable and dark in 1-2 days.

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And no hair out of place on the head of any woman in nature

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Suzanne Haigh
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some women do not grow excess body hair. I have never needed to shave my legs etc.

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lara
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Women grow "body hair" so unless they are in the jungle for a couple of months, hair on the head is only going to be about 4 inches longer. Armpit hair, maybe an inch or two, leg hair, about half an inch, the rest remains the same.

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Patty Steponovich
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You haven’t seen my moustache after a few days without my tweezers

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Patty Steponovich
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You haven’t seen my moustache after a few days without my tweezer!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But when they run from something scary the woman and man will run at the same speed

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Courtney Christelle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What movie is this? I'm disappointed I haven't seen this Daniel Radcliffe movie.

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Wolfstar
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the movie 'Jungle.' SPOILER ALERT: you might cringe A LOT when he pulls this worm parasite thingy out of his head. Blech!

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troufaki13
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Many women have had their hair removed with laser so this is plausible

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Clavelle
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never met a woman who has had their hair removed with a laser, lol.😂😂😂

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Everyone’s house is neat and tidy.

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“While watching The Amazing Spiderman 2, I thought about how there are so many things that are never questioned in movies, though the same things rarely happen in real life. I wanted to see if my fellow redditors had some examples of such things,” OG_Builds shared what inspired them to make the thread in the first place.

They added that some of the other comments that stuck in their head from the thread were about car explosions and parking spots. “Another user commented that it takes very little impact for a car to blow up. If a car crashes into a tree it explodes, which is rarely the case in real life. Someone also pointed out that finding parking spots is way too easy. I never thought about this, but it’s actually really weird that movie characters are able to find parking spots in the middle of the day in Manhattan.”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights Working as a waitress and living in a huge apartment, with the fridge full, and expensive clothes.

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights The pushy dude in the romcom ends up getting the girl whereas in real life they’d be more likely to end up with a restraining order.

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In the redditor’s opinion, life wouldn’t be better if everything worked like in the movies. “I think movies fail to acknowledge that humans aren’t perfect. We make mistakes. Sometimes we stumble the words and we cough in the middle of conversations. Life isn’t always on our side. Sometimes, we need an hour to find somewhere to park, and some days we wake up with the worst bed hair.”

They continued: “Some might say it would be easier if life was a movie, but these flaws and imperfections are what make life so beautiful. I wouldn’t change that for the world.”

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights "Enhancing" a sh**ty quality image to 4k and zooming in to the size of a microbe with perfect clarity.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My boss gave me a small picture for the newspaper headline. - Take this, zoom in. - We can't zoom in... - What you mean we can't? I saw it in movies. They just zoom in... - But sir, that's in movies... - You probably don't know how to do it... Why did I hire you?

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights Being able to outrun an explosion.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And /or surviving because apparently jumping at the right time means the shockwave won't hurt you

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights Mom makes a huge breakfast and lays it all out. Kids and husband grab a bagel on the way out the door ignoring all the food

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And going to the bar of cafe to get a drink or some coffee, drinking 1/4-2/4 then suddenly they need to run off somewhere or decide to just leave for any reason really (leaving the drink that they only just paid for behind).

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Whether things would be better if life were more like movies is debatable; but making movies more like real life would be a pretty bad idea, don’t you think? Let’s have a think and see what would change.

Imagine for a moment how boring Star Wars and movies with battles in outer space would be if we didn’t willingly suspend our disbelief and wanted everything to be super-realistic.

Ion cannons and explosions wouldn’t make any sounds (“In space no one can hear you scream” is very accurate, too). Meanwhile, you couldn’t even see those spectacular laser weapons. Darn you, vacuum of space, why do you have to make things so dull?!

However, lightsabers could kinda sorta maybe work according to some scientists and some very dedicated and talented crafters.

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights Wherever the detective has to go, he always finds a parking spot right in front of the place. Downtown Manhattan included.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would be quite boring watch them search parking space unsuccesfully :-)

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights People waking up with perfect make up, my wife points this out in everything we watch.

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troufaki13
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Women don't take their makeup off before going to sleep, yet they wake up with impeccable skin

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights Actually being able to have a conversation at a bar while music is playing.

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Action scenes would also be horrific if everything worked on IRL logic and not film logic. Protagonists wouldn’t disarm the bomb at the last second before the timer counted down to zero. There’d be no timer in the first place!

In case our heroes couldn’t disarm the bomb in time, they wouldn’t walk away from the explosion without getting hurt at all. The powerful shockwave would mean that the villains would win and that we’d have to get new heroes in the middle of the film. (Come to think of it, it would be interesting to see more movies where the bad guys win.)

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights Police take a DNA sample and have the results in an hour.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The shortest I've seen in a TV show was several minutes. Minutes, for Pete's sake!

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Easily avoidable issues if the person just explains what is happening

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights Running with high heels (and not breaking a bone)

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Let’s also not forget how dangerous jumping through shattered glass windows is in real life. The sharp edges would hurt you very, very badly. Meanwhile, action heroes shrug shattered windows off like it’s no big deal.

Our verdict? Movies might have a bunch of things in them that never happen in real life but that’s why we love them so much! We wouldn’t have it any other way because movies that are too realistic wouldn’t have much structure and would end before things really got started. Now if only movie logic would spread to real life...

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights Meeting new friends the minute you move to a new town.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And these either becoming life partners or nemesis. Never just casual.

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights Bombs with a special display that counts down to zero.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...and always being cut at 00:00:01. Unless they cut it at 00:00:02 and yoke that it normally is cut at 00:00:01.

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights People in their twenties having large lavish apartments.

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In a fight, those henchmen usually fight the main character one by one, one on one until they all get beaten.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These bad guys are so polite, each one waiting for their turn to fight and eventually get beaten.

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights Physically fit and attractive people everywhere.

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How normalized stalking is. "You dropped this, so I followed you for three hours to give it back" -> "Kiss and hug, now we're dating".

In reality, it's mace and call the cops for stalking.

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Ask your friends to meet you at a predetermined time and place with no explanation as to why.

I have a hard time getting friends to meet up for legitimate reasons with advanced notice. Meanwhile, movie characters come together in an abandoned warehouse in Brazil like...

(all walk in at the same time)

"Why'd you call?"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Often without mentioning what time and what place, yet they all magically show up at the same time and same place. Wish I was psychic like that.

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Not saying bye before hanging up.

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Walking home from the grocery store carrying a single paper bag with an unwrapped loaf of French bread sticking out the top.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as a kid learning about people not living in the same country as mine from TV, I thought they really do only eat those kind of bread daily, and that sliced white bread we have were "third world" food.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also hackers using 1 keyboard with 2 people to hack into 3 different systems in 44 seconds.

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You can have a Ph.D. in theoretical high-energy astrophysics, have finished your postdoc(s), and be running the biggest project in the organization by the time you are 23 if you are a woman and really pretty.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And all those academic pursuits take a shitload of time, energy, and focus to do. Something has to take a backseat til you’re done and graduated, and usually it’s your social life, which also frees up the time it takes to maintain perfect clothes, hair, and makeup. Hell, while I was putting in long hours writing my Master’s thesis, there were days when I didn’t have the energy to shower, much less blow dry my hair, put on makeup, get dressed in nice clothes, and go out for several hours. I preferred to spend that time researching, writing, or sleeping.

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Nobody ever has to use the toilet.

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights Uninterested woman has a sudden change of heart for the loser guy and they live happily ever after.

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights Waking up from a long coma and being able to walk...

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights Guy walks in holding a 30-page document, gives to some other dude.

The dude who's getting the document glances at the first page for a nanosecond and immediately knows everything there is to know about this case.

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights Unlimited bullets and accuraccy 100% for shooting normal bad guys

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights Cars exploding on impact

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always thought that westerns should have horses explode any time they roll down a mountain just to make fun of exploding cars.

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights People not screaming in absolute agony when shot or stabbed in the gut.

Reservoir dogs is one movie that did it realistically.

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Women in war zones and other longterm disaster situations with filthy matted hair and tattered grimy clothes always seem to find the time to have perfectly groomed eyebrows and put on a little make-up

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An orange filter when you go to mexico

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You mean that Tweety the tangerine toddler has been camouflaging all that time to build a wall without being noticed?

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights people recovering very quickly from injuries, especially head injuries

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Background music. Life would be so much better with background music

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights Scientists in any field are experts in every other field of science as well, e.g. the physicist in Annihilation concluding the tree formations are due to homeotic mutations.

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights In horror movies I always enjoy how fast and deep a perfectly symmetrical grave gets dug

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandfather was a gravedigger and he was very proud of his symmetrical holes :-)

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People Share What Movies Present As Normal, But It Actually Isn't, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Insights Serial killers just standing there staring at you and giving you enough Time to escape.

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