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Animals aren't always as majestic as wildlife photography contests depict them. Sometimes they look as derpy as me and you. And believe me, I wouldn't be saying such a thing if I didn't have any proof to back it up.

Enter Doggo Taxi. It's an Instagram account that shares random animal photos with no context whatsoever. Like cats helping their owner to puke. Or walruses highjacking a boat. Whatever you can't think of, Doggo Taxi has it. The best part, these pictures are strangely wholesome too. Continue scrolling and check them out yourself.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg the doggo looks so happy! one upvote for the post = one boop for the doggo!

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Of course, it's perfectly fine if every now and then you photograph your pet goofing around. A bigger problem would be if all of your shots came out, say, blurry and overexposed.

But just like we hire photographers to immortalize some of our most important events — such as weddings and birthday anniversaries — we can also book a professional to capture the pretty side of our pets. Or the bond we share with our animals.

"I started off as a wedding & portrait photographer and added pet photography to my business about 10 years ago after realizing there was a need for a specialist producing high-quality images of pets," Phil Lord, a UK-based photographer working around Lancashire, told Bored Panda. "I love animals and in photographing them I believe I had found my niche and dream job."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you don't want to be a Disney princess but can't escape your fate

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marleyj.rutherford12@gmail.com
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why the long face, I would be overjoyed!! Maybe he is sad the other one didn't join in?

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Kay blue
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe he really needs the bathroom but doesn't want to move the kitties.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would love that. Could sit there aaaaaall day with the kitties.

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Mercy Wanjiru
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

really? I read that turkey is really friendly to animals, and people let homeless dogs sleep in shops and malls. Is this like that? are people so kind to cats that they just sit on anyone?

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Julia Atkinson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you're not really a cat person but six kittens have set their hearts on converting you

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James016
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our crazy cat lady servant passed away. You are her replacement, boy.

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Carlota
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is me in dating apps with the people I attract vs the one person I actually like that ignores me

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Leslie Tollefson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure what the issue is here. I'd spend all day covered in kittens.

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Pontificate
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Rubs lamp* Genie: "You get one wish!" Boy: "That's easy! I want to be drowning in pussy!" Genie: "Say no more..."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The struggle is real when you are a kit magnet…

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Melissa J
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like my teenager when I have him take a picture with his brothers. 🤭

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Mary Peace
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I did have plans for later, but I'm needed here, obviously."

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Diana Hockley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have never met anyone yet, who could move when a cat - or army of cats - sits on them!!!

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DanieLegz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bet he's not friends with the pigeon lady on the other bench

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Gabby M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kinda reminds me of Schmidt with all the cats in New Girl.

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François Carré
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of them on your lap is enough to prevent you from standing up for quite a long time. So, with 6 of them... you're just stuck there forever.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is on my bucket list to sit on a park bench and find 6-7 kittens climbing onto my lap.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We did this in primary school. One kid would fall down during sport or playing tiggy/tag, then another kid would jump on top of him and yell "PILE ON!". Then every kid from everywhere would proceed to jump on too. It sucked to be on the bottom. Now I remember, the second kid was there to hold the first kid down. I remember first kid yelling "NO, NO DON'T"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🐷We called "Pig Pile", but the grown-ups made it stop after I got injured🐗

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Abdul's wish of becoming a pussy magnet did not go as he hoped.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You’ve got to change your underwear more than once a month otherwise this will happen.

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As with all subjects, there are challenges working with animals. Maybe even more so. Photographers can't have a conversation with them and explain precisely what they're going for.

"The trickiest part of the whole process for me personally is gaining the pets' trust and attention," Phil Lord said.

If the photographer could give pet owners a few pieces of advice to quickly take their images to another level, they would be to "use natural light and get down low and take the pictures from the pet's eye level. Above all, have patience!"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this shot!! This is how to care for mans best friend. Niiiice

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*In David Attenborough's voice* Oh deer, it seems that Mikey have found a new dear friend. What are your thoughts on him?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a cat who couldn't sleep at night without his stuffed goat toy. He would lick it and cuddle it

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome to the new goats-only spa at beautiful Camp Ungulate! Soak up the sun as you're cradled between a pair of warm human thighs, enjoy the all-day dandelion buffet and let your cares slip away!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat is that fluffy! She even has tufts of fluff between her toes.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"My owner says I'm weird. This from a woman who nailed a garden gnome to a log"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Yeah, he just sits there and ... watches... Where he's from? Oh I dont know... never really thought about it. Yeah he just sits and judges people from afar. Scares away annoying people though."

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