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Animals aren't always as majestic as wildlife photography contests depict them. Sometimes they look as derpy as me and you. And believe me, I wouldn't be saying such a thing if I didn't have any proof to back it up.

Enter Doggo Taxi. It's an Instagram account that shares random animal photos with no context whatsoever. Like cats helping their owner to puke. Or walruses highjacking a boat. Whatever you can't think of, Doggo Taxi has it. The best part, these pictures are strangely wholesome too. Continue scrolling and check them out yourself.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg the doggo looks so happy! one upvote for the post = one boop for the doggo!

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Of course, it's perfectly fine if every now and then you photograph your pet goofing around. A bigger problem would be if all of your shots came out, say, blurry and overexposed.

But just like we hire photographers to immortalize some of our most important events — such as weddings and birthday anniversaries — we can also book a professional to capture the pretty side of our pets. Or the bond we share with our animals.

"I started off as a wedding & portrait photographer and added pet photography to my business about 10 years ago after realizing there was a need for a specialist producing high-quality images of pets," Phil Lord, a UK-based photographer working around Lancashire, told Bored Panda. "I love animals and in photographing them I believe I had found my niche and dream job."

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As with all subjects, there are challenges working with animals. Maybe even more so. Photographers can't have a conversation with them and explain precisely what they're going for.

"The trickiest part of the whole process for me personally is gaining the pets' trust and attention," Phil Lord said.

If the photographer could give pet owners a few pieces of advice to quickly take their images to another level, they would be to "use natural light and get down low and take the pictures from the pet's eye level. Above all, have patience!"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this shot!! This is how to care for mans best friend. Niiiice

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*In David Attenborough's voice* Oh deer, it seems that Mikey have found a new dear friend. What are your thoughts on him?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a cat who couldn't sleep at night without his stuffed goat toy. He would lick it and cuddle it

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Julia Atkinson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome to the new goats-only spa at beautiful Camp Ungulate! Soak up the sun as you're cradled between a pair of warm human thighs, enjoy the all-day dandelion buffet and let your cares slip away!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat is that fluffy! She even has tufts of fluff between her toes.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"My owner says I'm weird. This from a woman who nailed a garden gnome to a log"

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My best friend growing up had a lot of Guinea pigs. I can HEAR this picture!

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Julia Atkinson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dramatic ginger pig on second step: "I gotta be me, I just gotta be me"

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Samantha Lomb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww so cute. And I am surprised they all stayed still for the picture

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who once took a photo of twelve guinea pigs, I can guarantee you that there were 17495927 other attempts prior to this one.

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Linda Roy
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My version of heaven 😍 but I can't have any because damn hubby is allergic ☹️

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Josh Coker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

one of these is not like the others....one of these things is all alone. not a clue which one.

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Ece Cenker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That uncle Gerry second row from the top on the left, aaand, auntie Sally third from from top right in the middle. Those in between are my cousins, Hally, Berry, ....

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, let's see... I'll take the first and second in the bottom-row. The grey one in second(and his best friend. He looks like he needs one!). Brown mottled one on the third step (the last one from left to right) and cute white-face (first from left to right) from the last step. Thank you.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😻Actually Cavie groups are usually called "herds", but I prefer the lesser used "muddles"...no, not "muggles" (but that's how I remember the word😹).

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Grace and Lucy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Couldn't agree more. 1st row is very attentive and have self control mastered. 2nd row mostly attentive with a couple of students creating distractions. 3rd row mostly checked out 4th row still circulating the Martian planet without a clue as to where they are or how long they will be there.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

GP auditions for Hammy Hamster! Sweet childhood ref: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8f4y51qC6M&list=PLF28E9EAEF6F99029&index=211

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Yeah, he just sits there and ... watches... Where he's from? Oh I dont know... never really thought about it. Yeah he just sits and judges people from afar. Scares away annoying people though."

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