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Animals aren't always as majestic as wildlife photography contests depict them. Sometimes they look as derpy as me and you. And believe me, I wouldn't be saying such a thing if I didn't have any proof to back it up.

Enter Doggo Taxi. It's an Instagram account that shares random animal photos with no context whatsoever. Like cats helping their owner to puke. Or walruses highjacking a boat. Whatever you can't think of, Doggo Taxi has it. The best part, these pictures are strangely wholesome too. Continue scrolling and check them out yourself.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg the doggo looks so happy! one upvote for the post = one boop for the doggo!

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Of course, it's perfectly fine if every now and then you photograph your pet goofing around. A bigger problem would be if all of your shots came out, say, blurry and overexposed.

But just like we hire photographers to immortalize some of our most important events — such as weddings and birthday anniversaries — we can also book a professional to capture the pretty side of our pets. Or the bond we share with our animals.

"I started off as a wedding & portrait photographer and added pet photography to my business about 10 years ago after realizing there was a need for a specialist producing high-quality images of pets," Phil Lord, a UK-based photographer working around Lancashire, told Bored Panda. "I love animals and in photographing them I believe I had found my niche and dream job."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure poor thing is saying something along the lines of, " why am i behind this glass wall in a trap? Can you help me? "

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Dagnirath
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a reason why the telepathic character in the story I'm writing is based on one.

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Jamma
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are highly endangered and in "captivity" in order to help them breed and repopulate.

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Dizzy Falcon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want a girl who looks at me the way that cat looks at that person

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C Lawson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kitty is straight up 'mirin. ( look up r/mirin on reddit, its full of pics catching pets and people admiring others)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This cat is not as sad as it looks. It's a Pallas Cat. Their ears are set low and to the sides of the head, so they don't stick up and reveal the cat when it's hiding behind a rock. It has the appearance of flattened ears, which means worry or fear in most other cats, but Pallas cats always look like that.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think I've ever seen a Pallas cat not looking angry

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Saateri
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Polly has the most gorgeous eyes :) and does the pleading act very well. Her mate Bol, though... Permanently angry!

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Kayla Craig
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brain looking at : Face- "it's a cat" Torso-"it's a monkey" Tail- "raccoon"

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GeeGee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This makes me….so sad. Poor cat is desperately trying to communicate. Help him.

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Tee Witt
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a Scottish wild cat (rescue kitten), she will allow the little tickle but not much else. She has been with me for over 13 years, average life span 3.5

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like a scene from an old martial arts movie, when the young warrior encounters his elder master: "Your training is over, young Zhu. Go in the world and make right every wrong".

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KiwiSeeds
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hooman has touched the magic beans… he may have one wish.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this cat is not being hurt and she isn't sad. pls stop trying to make this place the villain. the zoos that do have this species of wildcat are trying to repopulate the species.

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Saateri
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, I know this pallas cat. Her name is Polly, she's from one of the Japanese zoos (Tama, if I remember correctly). On this photo she's waiting for her keeper to give her meat. She's always like that when it's time for treats! :)

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Arran Walker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the former handler coming to visit the Pallas Cat they used to care for.

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Marie deHeryng
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love Pallas cats! They are so adorable.💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

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Danny Ruiz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love those cats. They look old the day they were born. LOL!

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Glynna Bowood
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This really is amazing, but it is clearly a plea from the cat to rescue him from this prison!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This cat simultaneously channels a primate vibe too. Interesting...

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Daniel Atkins
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is the one the prophecy foretold who can operate the opener of cans.

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Casey B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Save me from that scary thing in the corner behind me... Please"

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Christopher Bowers
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wished they was more to this...if they are more wildcats in there with it so it won't be so lonely, or too if after the photo they was any petitions about returning it back to its home if possible.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do you know there weren't more Pallas cats elsewhere in the enclosure ?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cat: human. Liaten closely! you must free me from this glass n fake rock box i have beeen put in! What we hear: mew meeew meorw meow! Meeerp!

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He’s using hypnosis, so the guy does his bidding, whatever is necessary to help him escape ... got a real-life Pokémon over here! 😂

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Awwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!! I wish cats actually did this IRL instead of just licking their balls/a**s.

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The poor thing. I hate to see animals in zoos. The majority are miserable.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is not true. By the way, this species is so endangered that if it wasn't in a zoo, for breeding purposes, it would probably be extinct by now.

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As with all subjects, there are challenges working with animals. Maybe even more so. Photographers can't have a conversation with them and explain precisely what they're going for.

"The trickiest part of the whole process for me personally is gaining the pets' trust and attention," Phil Lord said.

If the photographer could give pet owners a few pieces of advice to quickly take their images to another level, they would be to "use natural light and get down low and take the pictures from the pet's eye level. Above all, have patience!"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this shot!! This is how to care for mans best friend. Niiiice

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*In David Attenborough's voice* Oh deer, it seems that Mikey have found a new dear friend. What are your thoughts on him?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a cat who couldn't sleep at night without his stuffed goat toy. He would lick it and cuddle it

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome to the new goats-only spa at beautiful Camp Ungulate! Soak up the sun as you're cradled between a pair of warm human thighs, enjoy the all-day dandelion buffet and let your cares slip away!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat is that fluffy! She even has tufts of fluff between her toes.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"My owner says I'm weird. This from a woman who nailed a garden gnome to a log"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Yeah, he just sits there and ... watches... Where he's from? Oh I dont know... never really thought about it. Yeah he just sits and judges people from afar. Scares away annoying people though."

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