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Animals aren't always as majestic as wildlife photography contests depict them. Sometimes they look as derpy as me and you. And believe me, I wouldn't be saying such a thing if I didn't have any proof to back it up.

Enter Doggo Taxi. It's an Instagram account that shares random animal photos with no context whatsoever. Like cats helping their owner to puke. Or walruses highjacking a boat. Whatever you can't think of, Doggo Taxi has it. The best part, these pictures are strangely wholesome too. Continue scrolling and check them out yourself.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg the doggo looks so happy! one upvote for the post = one boop for the doggo!

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Of course, it's perfectly fine if every now and then you photograph your pet goofing around. A bigger problem would be if all of your shots came out, say, blurry and overexposed.

But just like we hire photographers to immortalize some of our most important events — such as weddings and birthday anniversaries — we can also book a professional to capture the pretty side of our pets. Or the bond we share with our animals.

"I started off as a wedding & portrait photographer and added pet photography to my business about 10 years ago after realizing there was a need for a specialist producing high-quality images of pets," Phil Lord, a UK-based photographer working around Lancashire, told Bored Panda. "I love animals and in photographing them I believe I had found my niche and dream job."

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As with all subjects, there are challenges working with animals. Maybe even more so. Photographers can't have a conversation with them and explain precisely what they're going for.

"The trickiest part of the whole process for me personally is gaining the pets' trust and attention," Phil Lord said.

If the photographer could give pet owners a few pieces of advice to quickly take their images to another level, they would be to "use natural light and get down low and take the pictures from the pet's eye level. Above all, have patience!"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this shot!! This is how to care for mans best friend. Niiiice

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*In David Attenborough's voice* Oh deer, it seems that Mikey have found a new dear friend. What are your thoughts on him?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because we people run to them when they barf, this kitty is just returning the favor. Also yelling 'Not on the carpet Susan!'

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I help so you finish faster cause MY BOWL IS EMPTY SUSAN!!!!!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Susan: Well, you're just gonna have to wait until I finish filling this one... *hrrrghblf*

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I said to her, 'Sharon,' I said, 'happy hours don't always make you happy,' but would she listen?"

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Kay blue
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cat thinks that it's human is bringing up a hairball so is keeping her company.

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jamie1707
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Sister's cat did that when she had morning sickness. So cute.

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Desiree Greep
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like the cat is trying to drown its owner in the toilet....

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Seán Baron
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's right Debbie, keep bringing it up, you'll feel better soon!

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Seanette Blaylock
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of a "Breaking Cat News" strip when the cats are reacting to their woman having morning sickness. https://www.breakingcatnews.com/comic/the-woman-has-a-hairball/

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KiwiSeeds
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you’re socially awkward but you want to comfort your friend.

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Wise beauty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat actually does this. He also lays on me until my alarm goes off, once that happens he bites my nose.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

next time, you'll stay home and feed me instead of going out drinking with your friends.

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Real Princess
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that a North Face logo on the jacket? That’s even more funny 😆

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AngelWingsYT
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She is making my water voel smell funky...can hou please deal with this right now im thirsty

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Laura Gillette
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cat: "I comfort you. You love it when I sit on you. This help, right?"

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Michigan Guy
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

support in a bad moment isn't a bad thing. bastard taking the pic...is another story, really.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cat: "I told you, when you put on the short skirt, the high heels, and the make-up, you always ill when you come home! But would you listen? No, but I'm still here for you, just the same." (If the woman is pregnant, then I apologize.)

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Trav May
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"We have a much bigger problem than this, hooman. My food bowl is empty. Leave her alone, she'll be okay. This is an emergency, I could die of starvation."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a cat who couldn't sleep at night without his stuffed goat toy. He would lick it and cuddle it

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome to the new goats-only spa at beautiful Camp Ungulate! Soak up the sun as you're cradled between a pair of warm human thighs, enjoy the all-day dandelion buffet and let your cares slip away!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat is that fluffy! She even has tufts of fluff between her toes.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"My owner says I'm weird. This from a woman who nailed a garden gnome to a log"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Yeah, he just sits there and ... watches... Where he's from? Oh I dont know... never really thought about it. Yeah he just sits and judges people from afar. Scares away annoying people though."

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