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Welcome to the nation where saying no to “fancy a cuppa?” would not be taken well, unless you’re knackered.

So I'm chuffed to bits to bring you this collection of pics from the land ruled by Her Majesty the Queen, who not only doesn’t own a passport, has two birthdays, and in case she’d ever fancy a ride, she’d be allowed to drive without a drivers license. The land that gave the world some of the best musicians and artists (David Bowie, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, and you name it, anyone?) and where people indulge in spotted dick. Before you think anything, let me just tell you, it’s one of too many weird British dessert names and it’s actually a delicious pudding. It’s also often sold canned, as are many things in the UK.

But in order to really get a full view of the world in the UK, we have to see its weirder sides too. And the Twitter page “No Context UK” seems like a perfect place to do that. With 135k followers, the page is dedicated to sharing weird, weirder, and the weirdest pics from daily British life which entails everything on the spectrum from hilarity to sheer absurdity.

Scroll down, upvote your favorite ones and be sure to share your thoughts and impressions of the UK in the comment section!

It seems that funny pics from Britain have quite a fanbase on Twitter. With 135.2K people following the “No Context UK” account, it doesn’t fall far from its other similar Twitter account known as “No Context Brits.” Having been created pretty recently, in April 2021, “No Context Brits” already boasts a whopping 590.3K-strong fanbase which is likely to grow even more. Check out Bored Panda’s previous article featuring the interview with the creator and the best posts from the account right here.

Brits have been notorious for unique quirks unheard to many nations around the world. So it’s not surprising to have content like that dedicated precisely to the weird and wondrous side of the UK. Speaking of British quirks, there’s nothing more British than the two vile streams of water, one freezingly cold and the other, burning hot. So you basically move the palms so fast that it doesn’t burn, nor freeze your hands, in a quasi-alright temperature that feels like torture for many foreigners who are used to usual taps.

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Another very British feature is to apologize at all times. To a stranger's ear it may sound weird, but for Brits, saying “sorry” is a way to be polite, especially if they’re dealing with strangers. Another weird thing that comes from the UK is that biscuits are not always called that. Take Jaffa Cakes, for example, a biscuit-sized chocolate-coated cake with orange jelly inside. It turns out that the company making them since 1927, Mcvitie’s, were challenged for labeling their chocolate orange treats as ‘cakes’ in 1991 by Her Majesty’s Customs and Excise.

During the court battle between Mcvitie’s and Her Majesty’s Customs and Excise, Mcvitie’s baked a giant Jaffa Cake to prove that Jaffa cakes were really cakes and not biscuits. The key turning point was when McVitie’s QC highlighted how cakes harden when they go stale, and biscuits go soggy, while a Jaffa cake goes hard. McVities finally proved their point and the Jaffa were recognized as chocolate-covered cakes.

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Bob Belcher
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Be damn happy all they did was taking him home safely. That would not happen here in the USA.

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, they'd call an ambulance so the guy would at least rack up a $10 000 bill. That will teach him.

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Troux
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was a pretty awesome way to handle it, and I like the nickname they gave him.

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Sam Standerwick
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha I lived on Woodville road in Cathays (an area of Cardiff, Wales) back in my student days. Guessing Cameron is also in student digs lol

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Fat Harry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha, the same road in Cardiff that my friend lived on!

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Philly Bob Squires
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our PA State police are the best. Nothing but respects for them!... the local township cops... well um... no. Not all but the younger ones tynna make a mark... ugh!

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Jessica Macklemoore
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my small, well 2 do town next 2 Princeton nj, cops didnt hav much 2 do so they spent ALL their time harassin us young pple, chargin us w/dumb crimes (not me)& tryin 2 intimidate us constantly. I barely kno anyone who underage drank who DIDNT have an underage drink charge including my younger sis & her pals. Our town even had a law sayin cops could bust in w/o a warrant if they simply suspected underage drinking. I thought it was highly unconstitutional but I was 27 by then. Cops still came 2 my apt alot, even wen it was 9pm & jus 4 of us were there TALKING. Even once wen NO 1 was doin anythin wrong, my friend said "dont u need a warrant?" And the cop threatend 2 throw him in jail 4 obstruction! I was a good student & never got in troubl yet knew all the cops due 2 harassment-wen livin at home it was wen drivin, wen hanging out ANYWHERE wit more than 7ppl, & continued aftr I got my apt at 20 til I moved away aftr cops busted up my 28th bday party wit only 14 guests!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the US the only reason cops open your phone is to look for evidence against you. And he'd only get one call placed from the station then probably spend the night in a holding cell if no one answered to pick him up. After arresting him right outside his house.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably a student in Cardiff. I know that street and area well.

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TiffInTheUSA
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the U.S. he would end up in jail. Ahhhh....good ol USA.....land of the free.....my ass it is.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah in my home town in the U.S. he would have went to jail for 4 hours mim. An a $250.00 public intoxication fine to pay.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's funny and all, but actually the OP is right in this instance, it's better not to give the name. Scammers can use that information to contact the owner claiming to be their bank.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haahaha Fat Lump, brilliant. But that doggie is waaay too fat the poor thing.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Pulls off lingerie* Him: "What?" Her: "Choose wisely, for while the true hole will bring life, the false hole will take it from you"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's talking to himself? The profile pictures of the messenger and the replier are the same

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