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“This Exists And It Is Awful”: 50 Zillow Listings So Bad, They Look Fake
It’s no secret that the housing market is currently in shambles. Many Millennials and Gen Zers are abandoning hope of ever owning a home, meanwhile the ultra-wealthy seem to keep snatching up properties as if they’re collectables. And even if you manage to find plenty of home listings in your area, you might quickly realize that none of them are places you would ever be interested in inhabiting.
We took a trip to the Nightmare On Zillow Street Facebook group and compiled a list of their most amusing photos below. From toilets that have fish tanks attached to living rooms with disco lights poles for dancing, these homes certainly aren’t lacking in creativity. We hope you’ll enjoy this virtual house tour, and be sure to upvote the homes that catch your eye!
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#1
Holy Hell
UnclePanda 4 weeks ago (edited)
Google Lens says: This is a tortoise-shaped house located in the Gobi Desert, Mongolia. The house was built using local materials and is designed to withstand the harsh desert climate. The tortoise shape is symbolic in Mongolian folklore, representing endurance, wisdom, and long life.
Rachel Reynolds 4 weeks ago
10/10 would buy. If my Irish-American skin didn't burst into flames in the desert sun like tinfoil in the microwave.
Ge Po 3 weeks ago
I think it has to be one of her babies. Just big enough to start carrying a house.
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#2
Guys This House Is A Wild Ride
Caffeinated Ape 3 weeks ago
Is this a home or a private sci-fi museum? Honestly it's pretty cool. I'm seeing Star Trek, Lost in Space, Forbidden Planet, Doctor Who, and a bunch of things that look familiar but I can't quite place.
Robyn Hill 4 weeks ago
This is awesome! I would freak out every time I walked past that Dalek, but I still want it!
#3
Toured A House With My Fiancé Today Where The Foundation Was Clearly Not Great (You Could See The Floor Was Slanted In Some Rooms). We Got To The “Basement” And Found This
David Paterson 3 weeks ago
If that post fails then there could be a few more.
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Rosecrucian Roeth 3 weeks ago
MIGHT? MIGHT? You are one massive piece of optimism!
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 3 weeks ago
I would have been out the front door long before I got to this basement.
Pferdchen 3 weeks ago
When we first looking into purchasing a home back in 1990, we visited a home that was rented out. The occupants had installed a gym worthy multi-station weight lifting center on the top floor, causing it to visibly sag (as seen from the ground floor). Still we put an offer on it, conditioned on the floor spring back, review by a structural engineer and the owner repairing a corner of the house that was very damaged by erosion. The owner rejected the offer. A couple of weeks later, his agent reached out to see if we were still interested, so I suppose he visited his property 🤣 I'm so glad we didn't buy it but am still amazed that we could have purchased a three story home 10 - 15 minutes from downtown DC for $110,000. Just looked on Zillow. I'm guessing it would list for 700 - 800k these days. Very dystopian!
Bob Brooce 4 weeks ago
Not at all uncommon in old houses. The main beam in my basement is supported by 4 logs that are about 7" in diameter. That's a cross-section of about 38 square inches and each square inch should support a minimum of 1000 pounds. The right side of the water heater is parallel to the picture framing and the centerline of the log/post. The left side of the water heater is about parallel to the pressure tank, but not parallel to the right side of the water heater. Something looks a bit off, but I think that post is close to plumb and not a problem. Picture next.
2WheelTravlr 4 weeks ago
I love how the pressure tank is just slumped over at the complete failure of the whole mess.
Seadog 3 weeks ago (edited)
House never had a basement so someone dug one without properly supporting the house. That's why the foundation looks this good, it's not old. You can bet there's no moisture barrier under that stone and we won't even mention radon gas emissions. Guarantee there's no drain tile around the new foundation so you are guaranteed a wet basement.
The Nightmare On Zillow Street Facebook group has only been around since 2020, but it has seen immense success. The community has amassed a whopping 214K members, and it continues to grow every single week. According to the administrators of the group, it’s meant to be a place to collect home photo listings that make you think, “WTF?” And clearly, there’s no shortage of those kinds of homes on Zillow.
Some homes appear terrifying from the outside, whether they look like severe hazards or feature extremely questionable taste. And other houses appear relatively normal at first glance, but once you get a peek of the inside, you realize there’s a good reason why they haven’t sold yet. No home is perfect, but very few of these have enough potential to entice buyers.
#4
Felt Like It Belonged Here
otiose 4 weeks ago
Gonna guess from the floor stains that a lot of people didn't 🤷♀️
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Nikki Sevven 3 weeks ago
It's horrifying. Even more horrifying is the fact that it looks like this bathroom has never been cleaned.
#5
It’s My In Laws House And Yes, That Is Carpet Around A Sunken Bathtub
otiose 4 weeks ago
The sunken tub maybe, but the decor is just screaming eighties at me!
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Beth Wheeler 3 weeks ago
That's 1 ugly bathroom and the carpet OMG I can smell the mold and mildew.
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 4 weeks ago
Mouldy, soggy carpets and broken bones when you inevitably fall into the bath.
Razill 4 weeks ago
Not to mentuon the show given to the people walking by on the street
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Bi.Felicia 3 weeks ago
In what would typically be a dining room or a den, given the layout of most homes, I love that they chose to place a sunken tub, front and center to a large front window, for all to admire. The carpeting and wallpaper is just icing on the cake.
Saltypepper 4 weeks ago
I would love to have a sucken tub ....deep tubs a great fit a soak in hot water when you are hurting
Colleen Glim 3 weeks ago
Deep tubs are a thing. Sunken is bloody dangerous. I don’t want to die because I decided I wanted a bath after a couple of drinkipoos
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#6
I’ll Just Leave This Right Here
CD Mills 4 weeks ago
This HAS to be an art instillation. Please, someone tell me a person DID NOT do THAT! Please.
Michael Largey 3 weeks ago
Some people take porcelain for granite. And vice verse, apparently.
Growing up, I used to accompany my mom to countless open houses. Even if my parents had no real interest in moving at the time, she just wanted to know what was out there. Plus, it’s fun to be nosy and take advantage of the rare opportunity to get a glimpse inside someone else’s house. And it can be a great way to get inspiration for how to decorate your own home.
As an adult, I have to admit that I never attend open houses. But nowadays, there’s no need to leave your couch! No matter where you are, you can pull up Zillow on your phone or laptop and have a field day critiquing other people’s homes. And apparently, this is such a common pastime that HuffPost published an article breaking down “Why Browsing Zillow Feels So Good.”
#7
Metallica
The Queen 3 weeks ago
This world makes me feel dirty in ways I cannot explain.
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Siege Rook 3 weeks ago
I definitely don't want to sit with Lars' groin rubbing up against my backside.
Daniel Atkins 4 weeks ago
First they sue Napster out of business now This is who Metallica should sue next.
Somebodys grandmother 4 weeks ago
OMG - i don't think Lars think this is pretty.... Funny, not pretty
Sara Frazer 3 weeks ago
Lars Ulrich is an a$$hole. I haté metallica because of how he treated Layne Staley. There i said it. But also w*f this is the worst thing I've ever seen 😭
#8
Don't Worry, The Window Will Stop Your Fall
Inigo Montoya 3 weeks ago
"Yes, please put the couch and king bed in the master bedroom upstairs."
Bi.Felicia 3 weeks ago
It appears that those stairs were cut without any measuring and was just eyeballed. The tread depth appears to increase as you ascend.
#9
I Found One!!! Poles Included
Earthquake903 3 weeks ago
I knew a parole officer in Tifton GA that had a pole in his living room...
According to psychiatrist Lea Lis, scrolling through home listings became a way for young singles to fill the void when they couldn't use dating apps during the pandemic. Instead of swiping through potential matches, they decided that they could instead peruse gorgeous (or ugly) homes.
Many also enjoy romanticizing the idea of moving outside of the expensive cities that they currently reside in, where they’ll likely never be able to afford homes. “They are wanting to escape from cities to a simpler, more green life. This has become more appealing for many, creating the mass exodus that cities like New York and Boston have experienced,” Lis told HuffPost.
#10
Cullman, Alabama— This Is A Local Landmark Know As “The Castle”. It’s Located On The Beautiful Waters Of Smith Lake. This Private Residence Is Quite An Interesting Anomaly
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 4 weeks ago
This is evidence of a batshit crazy millionaire, and I approve.
Robyn Hill 4 weeks ago
I LOVE THIS! It fits the landscape perfectly, has just the right amount of whimsy to keep it from being overwhelming, and look at those views.
Bi.Felicia 3 weeks ago
It's currently on the market, for $3.9 million. I honestly think that's a pretty good deal given today's market. Here's the blurb from Zillow.The Castle at Smith Lake, the iconic lakeside residence that embodies luxury and exclusivity. Built in 1980, this extraordinary gated home offers unparalleled 180' views and a sense of privacy that only The Castle can provide. The 2 story solarium captivates you with stunning natural sunlight throughout the day. The open kitchen and family room showcases custom architectural details, including one of the three fireplaces, and stone staircase. Capture more views from multiple open decks, grass landings, gazebo, and grilling patio which provides multiple areas for relaxation and entertainment. Indulge in the ultimate family lakeside experience with a boat dock, fish house, 4 boat slips with 2 lifts. It has an expansive 8,000sqft workshop, with 4 bays, 14x8 garage door, and full RV hookup. It can be purchased with 6+/- acres, with option to buy more
David Morgan 3 weeks ago
If they didn't have the stupid fake 'rock' next to the tower, it would look much better. Why not surface it in the dressed stone that makes up the other walls that the house is built on? Then it would look much more part of the landscape.
Alison Marchand 1 day ago (edited)
This looks like the house of a couple who couldn't agree on one style so went with both 😆it's mesmerizing
#11
But Why?
Day Andie 4 weeks ago
Just use a feather duster on it to keep the dust off, and if you want to really clean it up, most likely only once a year unless you have goblins with grubby hands, you use soap and water and a soft brush, then wipe with a soft cloth.
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#12
I Thought I Had Seen It All... But I Stand Corrected
otiose 4 weeks ago
Not enough gold, but definitely tacky and tasteless enough!
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David Morgan 3 weeks ago
Someone said it was 'gauche and horrific', they heard 'gosh darn terrific'...
Load More Replies... Jaya 4 weeks ago
Although it's the opposite of my taste, I love how they went all out and created the house that made them happy regardless of anyone else's opinion.
Auntriarch 3 weeks ago
It serves to remind me that many people would look at my house the same way
Load More Replies... ️Rando Panda 4 weeks ago
I think you could make a fortune selling these homeowners pretty much anything shiny.
Scrolling through Zillow can also be a great form of escapism and daydreaming. Most of us have imagined our dream homes since we were kids playing MASH during recess. But very few of us will ever have the opportunity to build a home; we might not even be able to purchase one!
So the next best thing is seeing what’s out there and critiquing them from the comfort of our own homes (or more likely, our own apartments). Plus, we can get an idea of what the housing market is like in other cities or states that we might not have ever considered moving to. As Dan Levy stated in the “Zillow” SNL skit, “I’d never live in North Carolina, but if I did, I could buy a big, gross mansion.”
#13
This House Came On The Market In My Hometown And My Husband And I Knew We Were Going To Buy It Regardless Of What It Looked Like On The Inside
We absolutely adore it and see it for everything it will be when we’re done with it. However, we are enjoying the unique designs that are currently in it lol
Nicole Weymann 3 weeks ago
"My Husband And I Knew We Were Going To Buy It Regardless Of What It Looked Like On The Inside" - sooo maybe show the overwhelmingly beautiful (I guess) outside that go with the underwhelming insides...?
Inigo Montoya 3 weeks ago
My MIL has a genetic predisposition to have no understanding of even the most basic tenets of interior design. She must have consulted on this project.
HistoryNerd 4 weeks ago
Cut to them applying for "Ugliest House in America" saying, "we thought we could handle the work but it's too much!"
#14
There’s Actually A Lot I Love About The House And Property … But This Gives New Meaning To The Phrase Porcelain Throne
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 3 weeks ago
Do you also warn people when you are going to lie?
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Crystalwitch60 3 weeks ago
Isn’t it tho , I’d love that the loo maybe but def the sink
Load More Replies... otiose 4 weeks ago
Not to my taste. I can't figure out why the cleaning supplies are 1. out in the open 2. at least on the shelf if not tucked away?
#15
At First Glance $1000/Month Looks Like A Heck Of A Deal In A City Where Rents Go For Much Higher
Until you realize it’s just a bedroom and you have to babysit the landlord’s kids and clean their house!! You’re paying them $1000/month to be their live-in nanny! Sacré bleu!!!
Diane Tucker 3 weeks ago
In Vancouver, where this house is, that's below average. People have been known to turn apartment balconies or entryways into "bedrooms" and rent them out.
Sara Frazer 3 weeks ago (edited)
Eeewww I love the beach and chickens part of the deal, the parenting the landlords' crótch goblins, not so much....
Crystalwitch60 3 weeks ago
Erm if they PAY ME the 1 k a mth for being a f kin skivvy ,possibly ,but expecting an au pair which is what they litterally want to pay that ,and clean nanny etc ,ain’t happening , when is said woman meant to earn said money to pay that off pass
While you probably wouldn’t actually be interested in purchasing any of the homes on this list, it is true that there’s something out there for everyone. And according to Michelle Mastro at Business Insider, wacky homes have become increasingly popular in recent years. Zillow Gone Wild communities on social media have even inspired an HGTV show by the same name! Nowadays, real estate agents “actively try to juice up the bizarre elements of their homes” to try to attract the attention of quirky buyers, Mastro explains.
#16
This Is Just Horrifying
#17
What In The Skittles?
Helena 4 weeks ago
I mean, they had a vision. And they went for it. They absolutely should not have.
Nikki Sevven 3 weeks ago
If they had built a large shadowbox and encased the shells in epoxy, it would be awesome. As it is, all I can see is the impossibility of keeping this room clean.
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If they can't clean the toilet they sure as heck can't clean the walls.
Colleen Glim 3 weeks ago
Why is there even a bottle of laundry stain remover in the bathroom and should we be concerned?
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#18
Why?
Jumping Jellyfishes 3 weeks ago
Haha! I was thinking Bass Pro Shops when I saw it.
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Bill Swallow 3 weeks ago
"From the, town of Bedrock, They're a page right out of his..to..ry!"
Phantom Phoenix 4 weeks ago
What do you mean, why? They have a goat. This structure is the GOAT for a goat!
If you’re actually using Zillow to find a home that you love and want to purchase, the platform has some tips on how to find the perfect match. First, they recommend customizing your notifications. Houses tend to sell quickly, so you’ll want to know immediately when something that fits your criteria is uploaded. You can also make sure that you’re informed as soon as a house you’re interested in is updated.
#19
Convenience
William Teach 4 weeks ago
Probably some little cabin at a lake or middle of nowhere, not a lot of room for this stuff.
Savannah greenleaf 3 weeks ago
This has potential be a great setup for an individual with disabilities.
#20
Welcome Home
#21
Hm
Son of Philosoraptor 4 weeks ago
They're still there but no one can find them!
Load More Replies... Nicole Weymann 3 weeks ago
I like the red bed niche, too, but other than that? A square metre of wall has enough flowers to induce terminal hay fever, and the black and white bedroom (?) looks like a snow storm of bad reception in the good old days of PICTURE TUBE tv:
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Inigo Montoya 3 weeks ago
Or they owned a wallpaper store and didn't know what to do with the unsold inventory.
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michael Chock 3 weeks ago
I think this was on "Ugliest houses in America ". That second floor bathroom is the only one for the whole house.
Riley Quinn 3 weeks ago
I'm over-stimulated just looking at the images. On the bright side, think of the money saved on recreational "medicines".
Utilizing Zillow’s feature that allows you to save homes can also be helpful. You can see all of the listings you’re interested in in one place, and you can even compare your saved homes side-by-side. Meanwhile, when you’re searching for new homes, Zillow recommends searching for exactly what you would say out loud if you were describing your dream home. Their “natural language search tool” allows you to type in precisely what you want, without the hassle of toggling a bunch of filters.
#22
In All Of My Home Searching, I Have Yet To Come Across Anything That I Would Consider A True “Nightmare”, But This Bathroom Does It For Me
CD Mills 4 weeks ago
What bothers me the most is, not just that there are no curtains, but the fact there are no signs there has EVER been a curtain rod to hang a curtain on. o.O
Janet C 3 weeks ago
Meh. I lived on 100 acres with no neighbors for a mile in any direction. I had a glass block shower. I didn't care if the sheep could see.
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Phantom Phoenix 4 weeks ago
There once was a room with a loo, from which no one could see the view. It was too much work Oh, no!, to make a bigger window, so they raised the loo up as you do
Xenia Harley 3 weeks ago
Sometimes, in a basement toilet, it has to be raised to be able to flush properly. I think it can't be below the septic.
Henrik Knudsen 3 weeks ago
I once checked out a rental in Reykjavík. Shared bathroom ... ok, small studio ... sure, now here comes the kicker. A toilet/kitchenette ... I kid you not.
Savannah greenleaf 3 weeks ago
I really hope that is not the ground level. The last thing you want is an audience gathered on the sidewalk outside the window.
Sara Frazer 3 weeks ago (edited)
Ooo yay, do a póo, brush your teeth and break your shin all in one go!
#23
Something Terrifying Definitely Happened Here LOL
MontanaMariner 4 weeks ago
Can we stop with the NGL? Saying you aren't going to lie definitely sounds like you're lying.
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cecilia kilian 3 weeks ago
I am curious about the interior. With paint and a bit of landscaping this could be something. Not something for everybody, but it has a certain minimalist potential.
David Morgan 3 weeks ago
It's a combination of the overcast sky, bare tree and mildew on the exterior. On a sunny, summer day with fresh paint, it would look much better.
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Nikki Sevven 3 weeks ago
You know, the most beautiful parts of minimalist modern architecture are the HUGE WINDOWS. Which are nonexistent here.
#24
This Exists And It Is Awful
otiose 4 weeks ago
But it's for personal use, in a private home! I thought they only sued daycares and such?
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rustyscate 4 weeks ago
Not a fan but a lot of ppl are hard core Disney this could be an upsell to the right person/family
shg stewart 3 weeks ago
Disney adults are deeply weird and you can't talk me into thinking otherwise.
Are you enjoying your scroll through all of these interesting homes, pandas? Keep upvoting the ones that you find particularly shocking, and let us know in the comments below if you’ve ever come across any nightmare listing on Zillow. Then, if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda list featuring real estate listings, we recommend visiting this article next!
#25
Excuse My Screenshot But This Came From A Friend Who Went To Look At A House Recently. Can't Decide If This Is A Nightmare Or Pretty Cool. Aquarium Toilet Tank
Multa Nocte 4 weeks ago
Terrible to do this to living creatures. Too much stress from the noise.
Stardrop 3 weeks ago
exactly. people treat fish like they're toys or decorations, ESPECIALLY GOLDFISH, despite them being living, feeling beings with unique personalities and a lifespan of ~15 years if you take decent care of them.
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rustyscate 4 weeks ago
It’s fresh water in the tank I vote awesome but if in use hard to keep ph level right
#26
Photo Taken By Me Yesterday In A House In Everett, Wa. Amber Is Only 5’10”
Sara Frazer 3 weeks ago (edited)
Upper western Washington be like that. Waaayy too much 💵 for waaay too little. Partner and I have a studio apartment in Seattle, and it costs $200 more a month than the mortgage on our house in Tacoma! The apartment is the size of our living room!
rustyscate 4 weeks ago
We have a whole neighborhood of these on cape cod mass off ex 7 and willow st it was an old menonite community I believe from the 1700 to 1800s where the average height was quite small
Bi.Felicia 3 weeks ago
I believe you're referring to what's locally known as Munchkin Village aka Yarmouth Campground. At the intersection of Willow and Higgins Crowell, just over the train tracks. I take a drive thru there, periodically and would love to live in one of those houses. Nice to see a fellow cape codder on BP. What town are you in?
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Riley Quinn 3 weeks ago (edited)
Low-ceiling height was fairly common in old New England houses from the previous century when people were shorter. Did some work in a house from the 1800s where I clocked my head so many effing times.
#27
Honestly It's A Nice House And The Price Is Average For The Area But The Bathroom Walls Give Me Anxiety
Nikki Sevven 3 weeks ago
Had they taken the time to separate the sheets into individual tiles, they would have had the makings of an amazing mosaic.
#28
Does The Horse Come With The House…i Kinda Like It
Laserleader 3 weeks ago
A wagon wheel or two, and few clay pots with cactuses, maybe a nice rock garden.
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yzsmqj2r2t 3 weeks ago
When your kids are all grown up but you still want to display their art projects!!
#29
Prepper 101: The Most Important Thing Is To Be Organized
Jerusalem Cat Syndrome 2 weeks ago
No, this isn't hoarding--nothing looks even useable--this is just lack of housekeeping.
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#30
Umm
ttirreg 4 weeks ago
Where can i find this Barbie girl, i heard she is pretty hot and by the looks she s has a great interior design taste .
Load More Replies... Bob Brooce 3 weeks ago
A couple doesn't necessarily need a bathroom with privacy, but an open bathroom still doesn't belong in the bedroom. Just imagine one of you trying to sleep peacefully through the night but the other has a major case of the shits. Also, what if you're really sick and exploding from both ends? The sink is too far away, there's no bathtub, and if some gets past the wastebasket there goes the pink carpet.
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Nicole Weymann 3 weeks ago
That bathroom niche! I'm conficted whose POV is worse - pee-er being watched or lie-er watching
#31
Looking At A Property Today. Found This In One Of The Outbuildings
We all can make an educated guess as to what the purpose was here. It's an incredibly bizarre find and a terribly sad reality. I spent a little bit of time investigating and taking pictures, but came across enough evidence to convince me that it hasn't been used for it's intended function since sometime in 2009. Beyond that, most everything else has been cleared out.
Alison Marchand 23 hours ago
That's so awful 😭 my first thought for some reason was like one of those (also terrible) traveling fair carnival human displays where they have the barrier up so the crowd can walk through and gawk 🤦🏻♀️
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R Dennis 3 weeks ago
I had to go to the comments because I was lost. My first thought was a poorly built Faraday cage... I wish I had been right. 😕
Hippopotamuses 3 weeks ago
Same here. I was trying to work out its application in this environment.
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Helen Rohrlach 3 weeks ago
It's possibly been used for a dementia sufferer. Keep grandma safe kind of thing. Definitely horrific but does happen.
#32
Let's Talk About This Bathroom Design
This is in my neighborhood, and many of the houses had this bathroom where you walk up steps (to our right), past the soaking tub, to the shower above the tub.
Seriously, who in his/her mind thought this was a good idea?
Julie S 3 weeks ago
Yes come out of the shower slip and end up upside down in the bath.
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shg stewart 3 weeks ago
You've heard of things being "handicap friendly"? Well, that's handicap hostile.
David Morgan 3 weeks ago
Even ignoring the slip-risk, you're putting a lot of weight on the edges of the bath by walking across it. I doubt it was built to take that kind of stress.
#33
So Late 60s
Bill Swallow 3 weeks ago
Well, the aesthetics are unconventional, but it seems structurally sound, neat, and tidy. Reasonably clean, too.
#34
It Looks Like A College Party House For Sure
Ge Po 3 weeks ago
Rotten, moldy and half eaten away by roaches, probably. That's where the floor still exists.
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Crystalwitch60 3 weeks ago
That is what’s commonly called here in uk A SQUAT !!! an extremely well used one at that eugh
Geobugi🇰🇷🇰🇭 3 weeks ago
Just needs to be cleaned. After that and some work it is a lovely house. I like it
#35
Seller Asks You To Keep An Open Mind
CD Mills 4 weeks ago
Let's say I bought the house. As long as they take their furniture with them why would I care how they furnished the house that isn't theirs anymore?
Becky Samuel 3 weeks ago
Just never, ever use a blacklight in there or you'll find out the full extent of the body fluids. That being said, most people underestimate just how much yucky stuff there is in any apartment, house, used car etc. and yet we are all stubbornly not dead.
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Helena 4 weeks ago
Wow not shy about their kink at all. At least everything looks super clean and organized.
camomooey 3 weeks ago
Yes but...why would you leave that stuff out if you were trying to sell it?
Load More Replies... otiose 4 weeks ago
I thought realtors were supposed to get people to dial back the "personal touches" in order to appeal to more people and maximize selling price? It would be so simple to declutter that and change some things! Oops! I said this on a different post!
Lotekguy 4 weeks ago
How do you know they didn't? There might have been a lot more recreational decor.
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PrettyJoyBird 3 weeks ago
Its an entire s3x basement. Zoom in to both back corners.
Load More Replies... Oskar vanZandt 3 weeks ago
At least I can understand what this is... And it's following a theme. Not my personal taste but whatever turns your crank...
#36
Wife And I Looked At House Today, I Opened The Door To What I Thought Was An Under Stairs Closet Or Stairs To The Basement. It Appears To Be Half Of A Half Bath...would This Be A 1/4 Bath??
John Dilligaf 3 weeks ago (edited)
This is a quarter bath. ..... just so you know ...... A “full bath,” contains four key fixtures: a toilet, sink, bathtub, and shower. ..... A "three-quarter bath" lacks one of those four fixtures. Most commonly it has an upright stall shower, a sink, and a toilet. But in older houses or condos might have just a sink, toilet, and tub with no shower. ....... A "half-bath" has only two of the four —typically a toilet and sink........ and finally a "quarter bath" has just one of the four elements—typically a toilet. However another type of quarter bathroom is just a shower, often located by a pool.
#37
I Think Whoever Owns This Has A Very Specific Line Of Work
sfgothgirl 4 weeks ago
This is an excellent way of explaining my exact feelings on the matter
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#38
Hm
Rachel Reynolds 4 weeks ago
He was a quiet boy. Kept mostly to himself. Neighbors were shocked when they found all the bodies.
#39
“Beautifully Renovated Ranch”
Spencer's slave no longer 3 weeks ago
It was a fire. The bottom picture is the damage and the top one is of the repairs.
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The bottom picture is the before photo of extensive fire damage, the top picture is the after repair photo.
#40
Saw This Today Near My Home… What Is The Point? Is This A Bed For Flat Stanley? Hoping It’s Just The Angle But I’m Not So Sure
Bob Brooce 3 weeks ago
The angle might cause an illusion, but it sure looks like the top corner of the bed is the same height as the door frame. If it's a standard 6'8" doorway there's only 14" of clearance. When I was still young and skinny I'd only need a hair over half of that if I turned my head sideways, but I'm pretty sure that sailors on submarines get several more inches than that. Of course if you swapped in one of the sailor's mattresses you'd get several extra inches.
Bi.Felicia 3 weeks ago
I think this is just staging furniture and the bunk bed is a little bit too tall for this particular room/house.
Seadog 3 weeks ago
Someone saw one of those under bed desk units and built their own. Where they failed is they put the desk and chair UNDER the bed. The factory unit has only the desk under the bed, the sitting area isn't under the bed.
Huddo's sister 3 weeks ago
I had one with the sitting area under the bed, but it wasn't this close to the ceiling.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 3 weeks ago
I made a loft bed when I rented what was originally a dining room in a house back when I was a student. Thing that I did was leave enough space to actually sleep without scraping the ceiling.
#41
This House Is Empty Except For A Large Collection Of Dolls….yeah Not Creepy At All
Mike F 4 weeks ago
I'd be tempted to roll something across the floor to see how many heads would turn.
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 4 weeks ago
Every morning, when you wake up, you find the dolls have moved.
CD Mills 4 weeks ago
People are so silly about dolls. My paternal grandmother was a doll collector, I grew up with so many dolls to play with. I would happily take these dolls in.
Ruby 3 weeks ago
Right? I have a collection of dolls myself, they're beautifully made. No, they're not haunted. No, they don't giggle in the night. Not every doll is Annabelle.
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#42
I Haven’t Decided If I Like This Or Not And Would Like Y’all’s Opinion On The Matter Please
HistoryNerd 4 weeks ago
I've usually found that if you have to ask if you like something, the answer is no you do not.
Trip Martin 4 weeks ago
Not a fan of live edge. I find it always looks like a work in progress.
#43
This Looks Like A Final Destination Scene
#44
A Realtor Friend Just Posted This On His Wall. Yes, Those Are Beehives
Crystalwitch60 3 weeks ago
100% wasps nests !! Bees nests don’t look like that lol hope they be bloody empty!
#45
Although This "Rustic Cabin" Does Not Have A Bathroom, Do Not Worry, As The Purchase Price Includes A Complete Set Of Plastic Holding Vessels
#46
Zebra House
Panda McPandaface 3 weeks ago
I think we just witnessed evidence to the contrary.
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Huddo's sister 3 weeks ago
I don't like animal print myself, but these are all things the seller would take with them.
#47
Can Someone Please Explain To Me What Exactly Is Going On In This Basement?
Auntriarch 3 weeks ago
Unless you have to bring your own worm. Anyway scrolling swiftly on...
Load More Replies... Mike F 4 weeks ago
Looks like somebody's idea of a DJ booth so they may have had dance parties there.
Panda Cat 3 weeks ago
What’s going on? One wall is that lumber product that’s like wood chips glued together, and another looks like faux stone or a stone veneer. The ceiling is white and kinda looks like an old school type of asbestos tile with 2 holes. The pole may be structural support and the flooring could be almost anything. That structure and the sign are mystifying
#48
Yuck!
Beth Wheeler 3 weeks ago
You need a hazmat suit just to look in the door then run for your life!
Skywitness 4 weeks ago
I visited a house of horror like it last month in Tempe, AZ. The difference was there were aisles that allowed you to move through the house and a mummified cat was embedded in the living room carpet. I never wanted to bathe in hand sanitizer so much after that visit.
#49
This House Was A Shock To Everyone When It Sold
It was not really safe to live in. We all thought it was going to be torn down. But the new owners had a plan. He doubled his money after paying what most people would not.
otiose 4 weeks ago
Not helpful without the numbers! What did he have to put into fixing it on top of the sale price to "double his money"?
Michael Largey 3 weeks ago
The only sure way to double your money here is to fold it in half and put it back in your wallet.
Bi.Felicia 3 weeks ago
Lookup 16 De Long St in San Francisco and you will see the dramatic transformation on the Zillow page. One particular highlights is that the home is conveniently located near public transportation and shopping. The freeway accessibility doesn't get much more convenient than in your very own backyard, a commuter's paradise.
Rebecca O’Donnell 3 weeks ago
The house is quite lovely. Thanks, Bi.Felicia, for that recommendation. As far as price, location, location, location, so I think it’s worth it.
Load More Replies... Huddo's sister 3 weeks ago
Looks like they only renovated/cleaned the outside it for some reason
Crystalwitch60 3 weeks ago
So fill us in ???? Price on buying ,what they did to it ,n what it sold for ? If u ain’t gonna give the whole story ,why sodding post it 🤷♀️
#50
Holy 1970!!! Wow!
#51
It Would Be More Effective At The Bottom Of Basement Stairs
Panda Cat 3 weeks ago
No it isn’t. Maybe it could be used that way but that’s not what it is.
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#52
Hmm
Glen Ellyn 3 weeks ago
Well, if a spark jumps out from the fire, water is close at hand. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#53
I Like Mario As Much As The Next Guy But…
Julie S 3 weeks ago
How do you know they are wild they might be cultivated.
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Describe This Photo In Three Words... I'll Start..... "With Vivian Vance"
#55
Have You Ever Gotten Out Of The Bath/ Shower Onto Carpet? It's Glorious
Crystalwitch60 3 weeks ago
No no no carpet in a bathroom is rank !! Like seriously mouldy dirty smelly shite DO NOT DO IT !!! n no I have not ! In 60 f kin yrs I have NOT done this vile thing 😱🤮
#56
Genuinely Can't Tell If The Walls Are Stone Or Painted To Look Like It
#57
Picture Window In The Shower!? Asking Price $1.39m!!
#58
I'm Not Sure Why This Master Bath Set Up Is Necessary Or Desired. It Is A 3 Bath Home
Crystalwitch60 3 weeks ago
Erm ones a bidet 🙄n ok corner bath !! Corner type shower what is the problem here ?.
MaryHadaLittleLamb 3 weeks ago
The love toilet... because, when you're in love, 5 minutes apart can feel like an eternity.
#59
I Really Hope No One Decides To Put Their Bed Up In The Loft. $1200 265 Sq Ft Apartment In Seattle
Day Andie 4 weeks ago
Why not? Put some railing around it so you don't roll out of the bed, and you're good. And if a burglar comes in, all you have to do is quietly climb over the railing and get the drop on him.
Apatheist Account2 3 weeks ago
Don't put a railing, it will be easier to drop off...
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Glen Ellyn 3 weeks ago
I still wonder how many folks actually do fall out of bed and how often it happens. Okay, maybe if you drink a lot, but if that's the case, you're probably too drunk to climb that ladder anyway.
Alison Marchand 22 hours ago
I wonder that too 🤔what's to stop anyone from falling out of a low-to-the-ground bed any more so than this one?
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Huddo's sister 3 weeks ago
I had a loft bed as a teenager and for me it was a b***h to get in and out of regardless of time (admittedly might be easier for someone who doesn't have fibromyalgia). I was pleased to get a futon bed for my 18th birthday, though that had it's own challenges.
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NYC Nightmare House. $500,000 Seems Reasonable For A House In NYC Until
Glen Ellyn 3 weeks ago
It kind of looks like someone started remodeling it, but either ran out of money or realized they took on more than they could handle.
#61
Hm
Bryan Wright 3 weeks ago
What a truly frightening thing to see if you suddenly walk up from a nightmare.
Marie BellaDonna 2 weeks ago
I think the mannequin with the Christmas leggings would be way worse.
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#62
If You Sit Side-Saddle You Could Give A Friendly Wave To Your Neighbor
otiose 4 weeks ago
I see a window, I see woods, I don't see how a neighbor would see in? (But I would feel uncomfortable using it with my back to the window!)
Alison Marchand 22 hours ago
Imagine turning around to flush only to find a giant bear right outside the window looking straight in at you 😂
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A High School Friend, Now A Realtor, Posted This House In San Ramon, CA A While Back. It Was Listed At $700,000 As Is. It Ended Up Selling At $750,000
The buyer flipped it and sold it six months later for over a million. Link to the current photos in the comments... this is one of the most amazing "before and afters" I've ever seen. I just hope they did mold remediation first.
Panda McPandaface 3 weeks ago
Because OP put the link in the comment section when they posted it on whichever page BP nicked the whole list from.
Load More Replies... cecilia kilian 3 weeks ago
It's in the Bay Area, close to a major freeway/motorway. With real estate prices there, a teardown chicken coop can be worth it if you have the money for a do-over.
#64
Rental In Rhode Island.. A One Room Nightmare With What Appears To Be No Window For Emergency Egress…
#65
That’s A Lot Of Images!
#66
I Had To Stop And Zoom In To Try To Figure Out What The Heck Was Going On Here... Holly Springs, NC
MontanaMariner 4 weeks ago
Another McMansion. Nothing but nonsense and stupid angles. Framers HATE building these things.
Crystalwitch60 3 weeks ago
Eh up lol it’s the labrynth house 😂Bowie would have loved this … NOT
Beth Wheeler 3 weeks ago
Holly Springs is only a couple of hours from me. I drive through there on the way to my cousins condo in Sunset Beach.
#67
Random Corner Bear On Table With Possible Astro Turf?
#68
Is It A House With A Trailer Inside Or Is It A Trailer With A House Outside??
MontanaMariner 4 weeks ago
Looks like a trailer with an enclosed porch. Y'all are a bunch of haters.
Day Andie 4 weeks ago
I know a family that did that. They had five kids and couldn't afford more than the shell of the house outside. The made a living room and two bedrooms in the outer house part, and used the bathroom and half-bath and the kitchen in the trailer. They slowly tore out the trailer and made a house one room at a time. The plumbing for one of the bathrooms is still in use (they now have 2 and a half-bath.) The kitchen was the last room they built, and although it took them twenty years, they have a perfectly fine house now.
#69
Hmm
Glen Ellyn 3 weeks ago
Getting rid of all the checkerboard and polka dots would be a good start. Oh, and the rooster/chicken fabric needs to go, too.
#70
How Are You Supposed To Use The Oven?
otiose 4 weeks ago
We had one of those when I was a kid! Roll it over to the sink, hook up the water, plug it in and run it.
Load More Replies... Beth Wheeler 3 weeks ago
That's a portable dishwasher, I have 1 that sits against the wall when not hooked up to the sink being used.
#71
Seems Safe Enough
#72
Looking At Listings, Then I Noticed Something About That One Picture. I’m Pretty Confused About Some Things These Days And So It Continues
#73
How Many Slips/Falls Have Already Happened Here? Also, Who Thought This Was A Good Idea? …random Purse On The Sink?
Multa Nocte 4 weeks ago
Are you trying to tell us that someone accidentally caught you there?
Load More Replies... Glen Ellyn 3 weeks ago
The purse could belong to the realtor who was taking pictures for the ad, set it down momentarily, and forgot to pick it up before snapping the photo.
#74
New Home Owner Just Got This 1.5 Million Dollar Home… Amazing. Much More Things Not Photographed
Bi.Felicia 3 weeks ago
I'm not even sure about what's going on with those shower tiles. Did they come into contact with some type of acid or something that formed that circle/hole?
Huddo's sister 3 weeks ago
It's a pipe that is crossing the corner, I'd say they just didn't cover it.
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The Exterior Gives Me The Ick
MontanaMariner 4 weeks ago
Very likely that there was a second half of this building, thus the high roof peak on one side and what would have been a solid dividing wall.
#76
Amazing
cecilia kilian 3 weeks ago
"The Veldt" (short story by Ray Bradbury ) vibes.
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Reddus Heddus 3 weeks ago
There is enough space in the pit toilet area for the ultra rare "3 holer" of olden times...
#77
So Likes Wet Clothes?
Marie BellaDonna 2 weeks ago
Theoretically, yes. But if you look at the jacket hanging on the far right...
Load More Replies... Marie BellaDonna 2 weeks ago
I feel like this is a Landlord Special. Like there wasn't any storage space, so someone added a shoddy closet wherever they could wedge it. Kind of a dàmned if you do, dàmned if you don't situation...
#78
This Is Just So Eerie
Nikki Sevven 3 weeks ago
That's not cigarette smoke. Either this house had a fire, or their oil burner is spewing its smoke into the house.
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Marie BellaDonna 2 weeks ago
You guys, cigarette smoke turns things yellow or brown. NOT black. This is smoke damage from a fire. I know smoking is bad, but JFC, don't be so quick to look down your nose at others!
#79
You Know, There's Nothing Really Wrong With This House, But It's The Rock In The Basement For Me
CD Mills 4 weeks ago
Eh...There are plenty of houses that have large 'Surprise Rocks' integrated into them. The rocks are usually stupidly massive and removing it would be too expensive or simply impossible. This is something you simply live with.
Space Invader 4 weeks ago
I'd surround it with scientific equipment and pretend it's the meteorite from Maniac Mansion!
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#80
A New Trend? Cardboard With Sticky Tape? The Rest Of The Place Is Gorgeous, But This Part Is A Bit Worrisome. It Solves The Problem Of What To Do With All Those Moving Boxes
CD Mills 4 weeks ago
If you notice the musical instruments, it quite clear they were attempting to sound-proof the room. I can't make a call about effectiveness as I don't know the entirety of the sound proofing they've done. I wouldn't look at this as serious.
Nikki Sevven 3 weeks ago
Yup. Someone was using this room as a recording studio or practice space. I once bought 1000 flatpack egg cartons for the same purpose.
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ALittleKnownGoddess 3 weeks ago
I don't know when I arrived at the point in my life where my first thought with most of these is 'Well that's gonna s u c k to clean' but here we are.
Fuhleeheece 3 weeks ago
Most of these examples need to be torn down to the ground, salted, saged, and started over.
Michael Largey 3 weeks ago
After a while, I expected to see a toilet seat styled as an electric chair.
reuben kift 4 weeks ago
Some were okay, but most of these people clearly had more money than sense/sanity/any kind of reason whatsoever.
Keith Handly (Ike) 3 weeks ago
Many of these are not awful. Some of them are weird. Some of the weird ones it is easy to remove whatever bugs you.
Cherubi Batzel 2 weeks ago
and buyers said my house was to cluttered HA, cimarron st aurora co
Apatheist Account2 3 weeks ago
I'm a home owner. They're listing them to sell. Before our current house, we went to view one that had an acre of garden. It was overgrown; the house was covered in cobwebs. If you're going to try to sell anything, particularly a house, it has to appeal to prospective buyers. Individual tastes are one thing, but the level of mess or impracticality in some of these makes them unsellable. Unless it's for a flipping business, one normally wants to be able to move in straight away.
Load More Replies... ALittleKnownGoddess 3 weeks ago
I don't know when I arrived at the point in my life where my first thought with most of these is 'Well that's gonna s u c k to clean' but here we are.
Fuhleeheece 3 weeks ago
Most of these examples need to be torn down to the ground, salted, saged, and started over.
Michael Largey 3 weeks ago
After a while, I expected to see a toilet seat styled as an electric chair.
reuben kift 4 weeks ago
Some were okay, but most of these people clearly had more money than sense/sanity/any kind of reason whatsoever.
Keith Handly (Ike) 3 weeks ago
Many of these are not awful. Some of them are weird. Some of the weird ones it is easy to remove whatever bugs you.
Cherubi Batzel 2 weeks ago
and buyers said my house was to cluttered HA, cimarron st aurora co
Apatheist Account2 3 weeks ago
I'm a home owner. They're listing them to sell. Before our current house, we went to view one that had an acre of garden. It was overgrown; the house was covered in cobwebs. If you're going to try to sell anything, particularly a house, it has to appeal to prospective buyers. Individual tastes are one thing, but the level of mess or impracticality in some of these makes them unsellable. Unless it's for a flipping business, one normally wants to be able to move in straight away.
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