We Made Niceballs To Help You Relieve The Stress At Work
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Imaginarte, the communications agency, has developed a prosthetic stress-relief accessory that makes it possible. Holidays are the perfect excuse for doing the things that daily life gets typically in the way of. Going to the same beach as every year, cremating steaks on the barby, taking up trekking without having a clue what that is, monging out watching a 9-hour monster session of that series, you read the spoilers for months ago — or simply sitting around playing with your squishy balls.
It doesn’t matter whether you have them or not. There are moments when we all, men and women alike, just need to play with our squishy toys, namely balls. So, what’s the problem? Returning to work after our much-needed holidays invariably means we just haven’t got the time for it.
That’s why Imaginarte decided to create a galactic solution to the problem shared by millions of stressed-out people, by collaborating with one of the special effects engineers for the Oscar-winning “Gravity,” Raúl Rodríguez Romeo. The result is NiceBalls: a dangling prosthetic accessory that sticks easily, discreetly, and efficiently to your desk. Its suspension rate creates a Euclidean curve that encourages relaxation and provides a few moments of escapism that we all need once in a while in our stressful everyday lives.
More info: niceballs.es
It doesn’t matter whether you have them or not
There are moments when we all, men and women alike, just need to play with our balls
They stick easily, discreetly and efficiently to your desk
Its suspension rate creates a Euclidean curve that encourages relaxation and provides the few moments of escapism
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If your stress relief is squeezing testicles that's a problem and I can't imagine a work environment where that would be acceptable.
Pay no attention to Arty - I'm with you, I think it's gross and inappropriate for the workplace. No, not a prude, just old school social graces kicking into play.
In castellano you use the sentence "tocarse las pelotas" (play with your balls) for the moment when you don´t do anything and enjoy it
Yeah, the purposely implied vulgarity is not appropriate in a work environment. Its too bad these days things like this pass in public places and those who object are just labeled as not having a sense of humor. Knowing when and with whom to exercise off-color humor is part of maturity and social graces. Arty must lack both.
yeah totally! In fact I have to go put my fire up, it's becoming cold in my cave. (apparently you bypassed my first phrase and don't understand irony...but anyway...you seem so much above everyone else :))
Agree with you partly, I think it depends on the people at your work place or the person bringing it in the first place
A strip club dressing room.
really...so many upvotes? Damn guys breath a little and get the joke. Even then, I would have this in my office and everyone will laugh.
By the way: I cannot help imagining some of these insane marketing agencies would have created a "female version" of this (named "offensive ovaries" probably). The outcry would be heard even on the moon...
wow that must be loud because sound doesnt travel in space XD
Ovaries don't hang. But your cry was heard on the moon, reportedly....
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That's because women like to monopolize the right to feel offended.
Umm, and desk breasts would get a guy fired for sexual harassment. #frown
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If your stress relief is squeezing testicles that's a problem and I can't imagine a work environment where that would be acceptable.
Pay no attention to Arty - I'm with you, I think it's gross and inappropriate for the workplace. No, not a prude, just old school social graces kicking into play.
In castellano you use the sentence "tocarse las pelotas" (play with your balls) for the moment when you don´t do anything and enjoy it
Yeah, the purposely implied vulgarity is not appropriate in a work environment. Its too bad these days things like this pass in public places and those who object are just labeled as not having a sense of humor. Knowing when and with whom to exercise off-color humor is part of maturity and social graces. Arty must lack both.
yeah totally! In fact I have to go put my fire up, it's becoming cold in my cave. (apparently you bypassed my first phrase and don't understand irony...but anyway...you seem so much above everyone else :))
Agree with you partly, I think it depends on the people at your work place or the person bringing it in the first place
A strip club dressing room.
really...so many upvotes? Damn guys breath a little and get the joke. Even then, I would have this in my office and everyone will laugh.
By the way: I cannot help imagining some of these insane marketing agencies would have created a "female version" of this (named "offensive ovaries" probably). The outcry would be heard even on the moon...
wow that must be loud because sound doesnt travel in space XD
Ovaries don't hang. But your cry was heard on the moon, reportedly....
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
That's because women like to monopolize the right to feel offended.
Umm, and desk breasts would get a guy fired for sexual harassment. #frown
https://www.ebay.com/itm/192326610083?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649